wrong side of the love song

List of Parodied Songs in Geekender’s Portal 2: The Unauthorized Musical

Act One

1. Good Morning Aperture 

Good Morning Baltimore - Hairspray

2. Why Can’t the Subjects Learn to Test 

Why Can’t the English - My Fair Lady

3. I’m Alive

I’m Alive - Next to Normal

4. Poor Unfortunate Subjects 

Poor Unfortunate Souls - Little Mermaid

5. Under Attack 

Under Attack - Abba

6. Suddenly Wheatley 

Suddenly Seymour - Little Shop of Horror

7. Running the Whole Machine 

Friends on the Other Side - Princess and the Frog

Act Two

8. Here in the Darkness We’re Free

Nobody Loves You - Jonathon Coulton

9. Mr. Johnson 

Mr. Cladwell - Urinetown

10. Trouble

Trouble - Music Man

11. If You Could See You 

If They Could See You - Cabaret

12. A Quick Pair of Portals

A Spoonful of Sugar - Mary Poppins

13. I am Aperture 

I Am Africa - The Book of Mormon

14. Want You Gone

Want You Gone - Portal 2

15. Do You Hear the Turrets Sing

Do You Hear the People Sing - Les Miserables


Don’t let heartbreak get you down! There will always be another person who will get what you’re saying when nothing has been said, who’ll know your favorite songs, your least favorite vegetables, who will call you gorgeous/handsome, who will nerd out with you when a new star trek gets released, and dance with you while the city sleeps. You will find that person who knows all of your insecurities and realize that they are going stand by your side as you overcome them! Love is limitless and it doesn’t end with the last person who did you wrong. It’s going to be okay. You’re going to be okay. :)

Unicorn [a Barry Allen AU]

Request: evil!barry is toxic now lol. Is it possible for you to write about the heroes testing barry’s child to see if they have inherited his power but barry didn’t know and gets angry? Or something like that? I just love protective evil!barry as a dad.


Barry had left for…well, not even a hour on a heist and came back home to you balling on the couch. Something is wrong. There’s no little munchkin running around, singing Disney princess songs. Curling his hands to his sides, he speeds over to your spot, taking note of how low your black shirt is - not the time. Daughter first, then seduce the wife.

You peer up at him through blurry vision, clasping your thighs tightly, “Barry, they - they took - they took her! They took our baby! They took her away - away from me!” you sob, covering your mouth with your hand, messy hair tumbling in front of your face. This whole thing is tearing you apart, piece by piece.

Blood boiling, Barry squats down, cupping your cheeks in his midnight colored gloves. He hate - no, no, loates seeing tears in your Y/C/E eyes. “Who? Who took her?” he growls, trying not to sound angry at you. You shake your head, gulping, and Barry knows. He just knows. “Citizen Cold.” he grumbles; if this was a cartoon, smoke would be sprouting from his ears like a fucking chimney.

Before speeding to the Cold Cave, he kisses your forehead, reassuring you Y/D/N will be safe. His steel toe boots create an awful noise when he enters Leonard Snart’s secret lair. “Daddy!” he hears his daughter shout in a gleeful tone. He spins, seeing the little girl hooked up to a machine that looks like one that would be in a hospital.

He sighs, zooming over to her, hands latched on her tiny waist, which is covered by a bright blue fluffy unicorn onesie. “Baby, you sure gave daddy a scare.” he mutters, more to himself than anyone else, “Are you okay? He didn’t hurt you did he?” he asks in an warning voice, his scrutinizing her face as he unhooks her from the machine. She shakes her head, long light brown waves bouncing around.

“Chill, Flash. Just making sure we don’t have another speedster on our hands.” Leonard explains, raising his hands in defeat. The dark blue parka shifts at the movement, showing the famous cold gun strapped to his black jeans. “We don’t. No harm done.” he drawls, cocking his head to the side.

“Thought we had a deal. You leave my girls alone, I don’t….” he grits his teeth, mouthing ‘kill people’. He won’t say it in front of his daughter. She’s too innocent for that; she’s barely three. “You broke that.” he sighs dramatically, peering at the little girl on his hip. She plays with his black hoodie, mouth open, showing off her chubby cheeks. His fingers curl against the fluffy pink circle on her chest. “Deals off, Cold… But next time, I’ll vibrate my hand through your chest.” he promises, turning on a dime.

Tucking his baby into his chest, trying to remain serious as the unicorn hood covers her eyes, he races back to the safe house, landing on the couch. Instantly, you pull Y/D/N to you, hugging her tightly. Oh, oh your baby’s back. Barry scoots closer to you, wrapping his arm around your shoulders while he leans down, kissing her chubby cheek.

She opens her mouth, staring at him in a daze, “Daddy!” she beams, putting her tiny hand on his nose. Yeah, that’s his adorable unicorn. He’s proud.

lana?? is?? my?? everything??
i love her so much hOO BOY also note; this is so so short, i’m sorry about that but i’m working on so many different things right now!! i promise the next post will be much longer!

  • I feel like he’d love the earlier side of lana, songs like: kinda outta luck, cherry blossom, and is it wrong would be his favorite! they could all be songs in some super cool spy movie, or cherry blossom is so sweet and adorable; especially when you sing it. lowkey see him digging ‘you can be the boss’ as well.

  • Yayo. Not the paradise edition either, the raw version! Hands down, his favorite. Normally he doesn’t really like music with lyrics, he’s an instrumental kinda guy. And he much prefers for you to sing the songs for him– But it’s insanely slow and seductive so he likes it a ton. Especially the “ let me put on, a show for you daddy ” bit BUSSANUT

  • I feel like he’d be a bit shy listening to her music since the themes are sort of mature. He doesn’t really listen too much, But I think he’d like Lolita and video games. Favorite has to be Love though. It’s so pretty; the music and the video, plus it describes your relationship pretty well.

  • Eh, she doesn’t listen to lana too much. Maybe she’d like summertime sadness though! Relatable but Jaehee is sad and stressed 24/7. poor baby. save her. but there’s not much other than that she really likes; More into Zen’s music than anything else honestly. But I see her liking summer wine too, it’s catchy and pretty in a seductive kind of way.

  • hoe for lana. Loves everything she makes honestly, but he really likes born to die, freak, and cola. especially cola. seven a freakk Probably owns merch too though, bought a record player just for the born to die vinyl. And totally has one of those annoying “ lana del BAE ” shirts because he loves it what a NERD

  • The ocean ( aka kill kill ) reminds me so much of V x Rika so I feel like he’d like that song because of nostalgia. Cruel world is also a favorite, but he absolutely adores Love. It makes him feel happy while listening to it, even though he’s not too young; he certainly is in love.

  • Fucked my way up to the top is his favorite. Probably just likes it because it says the F word what a dweeb. But high by the beach makes him sad yet happy in the same breath so he’d really like that as well. And west coast, its catchy!

  • Ride would be his favorite, it makes him nostalgic. Totally loves kinda outta luck too, especially if you sing it since it’s cute yet dangerous in a sexy sort of way.
Sweater Weather (Ethan x Reader)

Summary: Requested by side-angel: “Can I request one of Ethan? Maybe a cute one where he teaches you how to snowboard on vacation?”
Word Count: 1,860
Warnings: None.
A/N: So I was already planning on doing something like this since I did Hawaii Loving. Title is from TNBH’s song. I’ve never gone snowboarding before, don’t judge me if I got something wrong 😂  Hope you like it xx

Your hands were freezing even though the gloves you had pulled on were thick, and you had fallen on your butt more times than you could count on two hands. Ethan found it hilarious though, he’d take pictures of you pouting, claiming it was only for his eyes and not for the social medias. You believed him, of course, but that still didn’t stop you from feeling bad that you couldn’t stay on the board for more than a few seconds before sliding off course or falling face first into the snow.

“Can we test out the hot tub in our cabin, please?” You asked, sighing as you bunched up snow in your hands, squeezing it into a ball between your palms.

Ethan laughed and walked over to you, slipping his hands underneath your armpits to pull you up into a standing position. He brought up a hand to brush his gloved thumb underneath your eye, wiping away melted snow.

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Libra- Ed Sheeran
  • Libra Sun & Aries Moon: Sing // "This love is a blaze, I saw flames from the side of the stage"
  • Libra Sun & Taurus Moon: Lego House // "If you're broken I will mend you and I'll keep you sheltered"
  • Libra Sun & Gemini Moon: Take It Back // "Living life on the edge with a closed hand full of friends"
  • Libra Sun & Cancer Moon: Photograph // "Loving can mend your soul, and it's the only thing that I know"
  • Libra Sun & Leo Moon: IO See Fire // "If this is to end in fire, then we should all burn together"
  • Libra Sun & Virgo Moon: One // "I listen to sad songs, singing about love, and where it goes wrong"
  • Libra Sun & Libra Moon: Tenerife Sea / "All the voices surrounding us here fade out when you take a breath"
  • Libra Sun & Scorpio Moon: Give Me Love // "Give me love like never before, cause lately I've been craving more"
  • Libra Sun & Sagittarius Moon: All Of The Stars // "So open your eyes and see the way our horizons meet"
  • Libra Sun & Capricorn Moon: Kiss Me // "Settle down with me, and I'll be your safety"
  • Libra Sun & Aquarius Moon: She // "I searched every room for a way to escape, but every time I try to leave she keeps holding on to me for dear life"
  • Libra Sun & Pisces Moon: Thinking Out Loud // "People fall in love in mysterious ways, maybe it's all part of a plan"

emoryhemsworth  asked:

Hi there! I was listening to the song "Black" by Dierks Bentley the other day and it gave me an idea for a request. Could you do a Jensen x reader fic (or Dean if you don't do RPF) where she is quite insecure because she's short and a bit on the chunkier side, and she thinks there's no way he would be interested in her (especially with their age difference and the fact she's never even kissed anyone before) but he proves her wrong and shows her just how much he loves her? Thank you in advance!

I am so sorry this took forever! I had to listen to the song like 100 times to get inspiration and I am still not 100% happy with it but I hope you like it! Happy *early* Birthday!!! 

*Please excuse any typos, I wrote this on my phone.*


The moon outside, too bright, those blinds, yeah lets just keep them closed,

You know, my hands they know where to go, to find your finger tips,

Trace them back to your lips, take you on a trip, flip that switch

You’ve been working as a regular guest star on Supernatural for the past few weeks. If was your dream job! You’ve only been acting for the last year, landing mostly extra gigs but this was your first real role. You were only 23, you looked a lot younger than that so that how you landed the role of a high schooler. You knew acting was going to be tough for you because you were a little chunkier than most, you thought you were only going to land roles of the “fat” best friend. You were shocked when none of those were used to describe your character. She was suppose to be a normal high school graduate who loses her family to a Demon and starts to hunt with the brothers.

It was surprising you ever got into acting, you were insecure about your looks and never had much confidence but it was your passion and helped you break out of your shell. You even thought maybe you’d even get your first kiss through this job.

But being at work has become a bad thing lately. Not that anyone was rude or cruel, quite the opposite, everyone was nice and really friendly. It was because of him. Your single, extremely attractive coworker.  There is no one he would be interested in someone like you, not when he had beautiful women throwing themselves at him.  Sure you weren’t ugly by any means but you knew you weren’t his type, not to mention the thirteen year age gap.

It is a knock on your trailer door that draws you from your daunting thoughts.  It wasn’t until this moment you realized Jensen was suppose to be stopping by to help you run lines.  You quickly look in the mirror adjusting your top before you answer.  Jensen stands there in his sweatpants and tank, a beautiful smile on his handsome face. You welcome him in and he gives you a tight hug as he passes.

The scene he was helping you run through was suppose to be between you and a love interest, it wasn’t him… there is no way the network would explore an age gap like that, at least that’s what you told yourself.

“Thank you for helping me run lines Jay.” You fidget a bit, realizing this is the first time you’ve actually been alone with him, just the two of you.

“Of course Y/N/N, anything for a pretty girl.”  You try not to melt at his smile, you don’t read too much into his compliment.  After running through a few scenes you come across the kissing scene.  “You probably don’t need to practice that, we can just skip ahead.” Jensen laughs nervously.

“Don’t worry I wouldn’t put you through that type of torture.” Your words laced with venom.  You couldn’t help but be offended, of course he doesn’t want to kiss you. “You know, I don’t think I need anymore help.  So thanks for the pity but I got it from here.”

His face was a mixture of shocked and hurt. He opens and closes his mouth a couple times before he stands to leave. As he turns in the doorway he looks back at you, before he could speak you interject. “I’m sorry you had to almost kiss a fat little girl.” You know you are being harsh but you can’t help it.

“Is that what you think?” he shakes his head rubbing the back of his neck.  “You really don’t know how beautiful you are then. Do you really think I pity you?”

You are in shock you don’t know what is real anymore.  Did he just say that?  He comes back over to you “If I thought that would i do this?” he pauses briefly before crashing his lips against yours.  Your whole body feels like it’s on fire, every inch of you is tingling.  

He only pulls away when the need for air is critical.  He just looks into your eyes, rubbing your cheek. “That was one hell of a first kiss.”

He lets out a deep laugh, stopping when he realizes what you just said. “Wait, really? Well I think we should do that a few more times to make sure you get a little more practice.”

Make my world go black
I don’t wanna see a thing, I just wanna feel your touch, feel your rush


really cool songs by really cool female fronted bands
>>> vitamins [milk teeth] | smoke [pvris] | move, shake, hide [marmozets] | name that thing [chumped] | anklebiters [paramore] | lone wolves [happy fangs] | the best thing [we are the in crowd] | make a move [icon for hire] | nothing’s wrong [echosmith] | fireproof [against the current] | don’t wish [tonight alive] | drown with the monster [white lung] | cold blooded [courage my love] | the one to get me out [candy hearts] | vice [love, robot] | other side [new years day] | follow me down [the pretty reckless] | just a girl [no doubt] <<<

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first I was afraid

i was petrified

to think i could never live without you by my side

and i spent so many nights 

thinking how you did me wrong

but i grew strong 

and i learned how to get along 

so now you’re back

from outer space

i just walked in to find that sad look upon your face 

i should have changed that stupid lock

i should have made you leave the key 

if i had known for just one second you’d be back to bother me 

go on now go 

walk out the door 

just turn around now 

cause you’re not welcome anymore

Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

do you think i’d crumble

did you think i’d lay down and die 

oh no not i

i will survive

glad that’s over

sigh. okay remember dirty laundry? ive been waitng for a months. i’m not complaining but. to all the people who think it’s racist, no no no wrong word. the word is relatable. oh but i’m not Mexican? well I am Puerto rican (and part Cuban) and let me tell you. this is so funny. and I don’t even like the song gasolina that much, until I read the fic I’ve been singing it everyday. and shakira? I sing to her songs everyday. and the big family thing? uh yeah! I have like 11 cousins on my moms side, and I got new two baby cousins in the span of two years. (we’re ridiculous I know) and, this fic helped me with my depression. I kinda fear love like keith, not completely but like, relationship wise. but I was still able to connect with keith and lance. my depression has gone worst sadly. I miss my family and pueto rico so badly. but please, don’t go hurting the author, or any other author or artist for that matter. try talking to someone who is related to the topic ur worried about, if your still unsure, ask the author-nicely- about ur concerns.

so to the author of dirty laundry, i’m not sure if you are gonna do the final update anymore. but it’s ok if you don’t want to. just know you have a bunch of other people who support you. and thank you, for the wonderful and beautiful story, and for helping with my depression, and….. thank you for existing I swear you are a wonderful person.

Tagged by @sodascherry thanks babe!! 💖💋

Relationship status: obsessing over various rock stars (esp, Vince Neil and Lexxi Foxx) and Tom Hiddleston lol single and loving it honestly!

Favorite color: Pink 💖

Lipstick or chapstick: Lipstick, although Im more of a lip gloss kinda gal. 💄

Last song I listened to: Wrong Side Of The Tracks (Out In Beverly Hills) - Steel Panther ❤️

Last movie I watched: In its entirety, Beauty and the Beast, currently watching Sing Street for like the 15th time in two weeks LMAO 

Top 3 TV shows: Sherlock, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Ties

Top 3 ships: dhwifeho idk… Cosmo and Raphina ??

I tag: @r0semcgowan @sheonlycaresaboutbands @sofuckingrock @ohxthexhorror 

Did you sleep on the wrong side?
I’m catching a bad vibe
And it’s contagious, What’s the latest?
Speak your heart, Don’t bite your tongue
Don’t get it twisted, Don’t misuse it
What’s your problem?
Lets resolve it
We can solve it, What’s the causes?
It’s official, You got issues
I got issues, but I know I miss you
—  Aaliyah, “We Need A Resolution”
Aaliyah 2001

I was tagged by @satchelskramer and @rocknrolljunkie17 to listen 10 songs I’ve been listening to a lot lately, thanks guys! 

“Wasted Too Much Time” by Steel Panther. 

“Wrong Side of the Tracks (Out in Beverly Hills)” by Steel Panther.

“Goin’ In The Backdoor” by Steel Panther.

“Hippopotamus” by Sparks. 

“Stranger in Town” by Toto.

“Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)” by Edison Lighthouse. 

“Popularity” by Sparks. 

“She Got Me Pregnant” by Sparks. 

“Supersonic Sex Machine” by Steel Panther. 

“Modern Woman” by Billy Joel. 

If anyone wants to do this one you can say I’ve tagged you! :P 


(Requested by Anon)

“Try again love.”

You huffed and began playing the song again. Edward was teaching you how to play piano and seemed to think ‘Heart and Soul’ was the best song for a beginner to play. He was wrong. So wrong. You had been at this for hours and you were still fumbling over the keys.

“You know, piano might be beautiful but it’s so frustrating to learn.” You grumbled. I don’t know how he’s so good at it. “Years of practice love. Years of practice.” He answered your unspoken question with a grin. You glared and nudged his side. “Stay out of my head you jerk.”

“I’ll try Y/N. Now, begin again.” You splayed your fingers out over the keys and began playing again, mentally cursing both your love of piano and your inability to learn it.

Put your music player on shuffle and write down the first 10 songs that pop up.

Thank you @mscalifornication for tagging me!

1. Born- OneRepublic
2. I Don’t Want To Live Forever- Zayn
3. Happy Little Pill- Troye Sivan
4. Danza Kuduro- Don Omar
5. Little Bird- Ed Sheeran
6. wRoNg- Zayn
7. Who Wrote Holden Caulfield- Green Day
8. Hang On- X Ambassadors
9. Time Is On My Side- The Rolling Stones
10. Drug Dealer- Macklemore

I now tag, if you’d like: @ziamspaynus @ifigureditout @gorshimfangirlingtoo @cheekylirry @solarryisreal & anyone else who wishes to complete this!

ok. so. im sure as a lot of u kno im a rly big fan of hamilton, a really really big fan. but now that a lot of the initial hype has died down and im able to look at the musical more clearly im finding that i… hate how the women are portrayed? i really, really do???

dont get me wrong, the schuyler sisters and maria reynolds set my gay little heart aflutter, but their treatment in the story is very unfair? after their introduction song, we get like… no insight on how angelica and eliza feel beyond ‘they are in love with alexander hamilton. like, they are just head over heels for them. so in love. tragic.’ historically speaking, peggy sent many purely platonic letters to hamilton, used her quick thinking to save her niece and almost got hit by a tomahawk in the process, eloped with stephen van rensselaer, became very ill and died in albany, alexander by her side, but you literally wouldnt know any of that unless u went out of ur way to look it up, because peggy just… doesnt get to say or do anything after the schuyler sisters.

im serious, the only times when eliza gets to sing about something that is not her husband is the schuyler sisters, take a break, and stay alive (reprise), angelica only gets the schuyler sisters. 

but dont even get me started on maria reynolds. poor miss maria reynolds, who married her abusive husband, james reynolds, at a very young age (15), who had absolutely no choice in whether or not she had sex with alexander because her husband wanted his money, who revealed in her letters that she felt so guilty and wished she had never been born, is portrayed as evil, bad news, a homewrecker, just because our hero cant keep it in his pants. did u kno that maria, with the help of aaron burr, divorced her piece of shit husband and even wrote her own pamphlet saying what happened between her and alexander, but it was never published, and she was publicly scorned and had to move away and change her name? probably not, since she doesnt get to do or say anything after say no to this!

to put things into perspective. laurens may be a dear friend of alexander, but he still has his own goals and motivations, he wants to end slavery. mulligan is a tailor’s apprentice and later a spy who wants to socially advance. lafayette wants to bring freedom to france. washington is a general and later the president. ect. eliza… is alexander’s wife. she loves him a lot. angelica… is alexander’s lover. she loves him a lot and is unhappy about not being able to fully express that. maria… is alexander’s lover, portrayed as some clever, cunning and evil mistress. peggy… is gone. shes going, shes gone. same, peggy. same.

I think about you every day, did you know that?

My daydreams are only revolving around you, can you see that?

I feel like I am slowly losing my mind every day in which we are both far apart, timezones, space, and agony separate the two of us.

According to the law, our love is wrong.

So wrong, it would be good enough to write about it and put it in a song.

Without you, by my side, I feel so helpless.

How can the online presence of one fill me with life yet remain me lifeless?