Don’t get me wrong I love height differences as much as the next guy but my true kink is accurately sized Gradence (my hyper kink is Credence finally getting enough confidence in himself to stop hunching and Graves realizing with slight concern that he’s actually the shorter one)
I would just like to thank CHANBAEK FOR KILLING ME-
Today , or yesterday whatever, my friends, we were not only graced with the presence of all these amazing kpop groups but also the presence of Chanbaek during the MAMA awards. Last year was cute and I loved da stares and stuff but this I don’t know man it really got to me. I was yelling “THIS IS NOT OK” at my computer so I can only assume that this was in fact, not ok
MAMA AWARDS 2016 (161202)
Let’s start of with this picture where I really have no idea what’s happening but I see Chanyeol holding a cup near Baekhyun and Baekhyun making a very derpy face and I love it. I’m assuming that Chanyeol was handing Baek a cup and Baek made a face at the wrong time XD
Ummmm height difference much? WHY SO YOU LOOK SO SMOL BAEK WHY WHY WHY I LOVE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IT’S SO CUTE ASDFGHJKL they look so good together ;-;
Ok, I like the way Baekhyun looks at Chanyeol so cutely while he’s hovering in the back like Chen so Chanyeol can have space as he presents his speech. And I know it’s polite to look at your friend while they’re speaking but Baekhun’s literally leaning forward to get a better look at Chanyeol’s face as he speaks, like come on, that’s kinda unnecessary. He could be like the rest of the members and look to the front while smiling and occasionally glancing over, but no he isn’t satisfied by that, he has to get a good look at Chanyeol to be satisfied. That’s adorable ;-;
Ok so let me just say one thing, Chanyeol today was so so so so touchy like I don’t know why but Chanyeol was always by Baekhyun and kept touching him and I’m like “*flailing* Bu-buh buh whu?”
CHANYEOL THIS IS NOT OK DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS HURTS ME?
I get that you want to tell Baek something but seriously? All you needed to do was a simple tap on the shoulder to get his attention JUST A SIMPLE TAP BUT NO YOU HAD TO GO EXTRA AND GRAB HIS FOREARM JUST TO PULL AWAY ANYWAY AND LOOK AT BAEKHYUN’S SMILE THO Chanyeol’s just extra touchy ain’t he? Also, I love how Lay is just so used to it like “bruh I’m not even gonna try offering to switch seats anymore”
First we have a frivolous Baekhyun dancing when Taemin shows up and so we have a sweet Baekhyun greeting his senior
Then Chanyeol comes up and grabs Baekhyun’s arm gently as if saying “You’re staying close to me” Throughout some pictures you’ll see that Chanyeol likes to stand behind Baekhyun instead of beside, like right here he looks as if he’s discreetly pulling Baek in front of him. He wants to stand protectively behind Baekhyun XD
Ma sweet couple sticking close together ;-; I love it
Chanyeol’s always just right behind him, it’s like he doesn’t want to let Baek out of his sight XD (is it ok for me to call this protective? I mean he seems so clingy to Baekhyun tonight) like if you see a video of this exact moment in a more wide view you’ll see that there was a huge space between Baekhyun and another person, and Chanyeol could’ve slipped right in there and not be blocked by Baekhyun right? Nope he chooses to stay behind BaekHyun :’)
Gentleman Yeol ;-; “go on ahead my dear I’ll be right behind you” It’s just like how he was at the Melon awards~
I honestly think this was the highlight of the night XD people were dying over this
(THIS IS NOT OK BAEKHYUN IS JUST REACHING OUT HIS HAND AND IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT ACTUALLY LOOKING DOWN CHANYEOL GRABS IT AND SO DELICATELY TOO. IT REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME IN 2013 WHEN CHANYEOL GENTLY GRABBED BAEK’S FOREARM AND THEN LET HIS HAND SLID AND GRIPPED HIS HAND AND DUDE THE PIC ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT REMINDS ME OF THOSE “will you dance with me?” fics asdfghjkl, his face~) Look at how Chanyeol’s not even looking at Baekhyun as their hands meet, he already knows what Bae wants without even looking.
So cute ;-;
Yes yes we CB fans are aware that everyone held hands and we probably shouldn’t overreact so much BUT BOI FIRST OF ALL CHANBAEK HELD HANDS WITH EACH OTHER BEFORE THEY DID IT WITH ANYONE ELSE BAEKHYUN GAVE HIS HAND TO CHANYEOL NOT ANYONE ELSE AND LOOK AT HOW THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS, IT’S DIFFERENT, IT’S INTERTWINED WHILE BAEKHYUN’S HOLDING KAI’S HAND NORMALLY AND KAI IS HOLDING THAT OTHER DUDE’S HAND NORMALLY TOO AND THEN WE HAVE CB. I HAVE A RIGHT TO OVERREACT SINCE THE OTHER MOMENTS WERE ADORABLE TOO
Ahhhh awards this year are such a blessing for us CB shippers XD
This entire year was a blessing for CB shippers! Heck can you believe it’s already December? But who knows maybe CB will give us the ultimate christmas gift~ Revealing that they love each other XD
garrus: looks like its a one way trip, commander shep, thinking about own height: [5′3″] shep, observing wrex’s height: [6′5″] shep, observing garrus’ height: [7′] shep, observing depth of trench: [4′] shep: yeah uh…when we get back to the normandy remind me to get chakwas to check your depth perception, g…
shitty comic about that bit on feros during the thorian mission that I always found weird - garrus calls jumping down into this tiny trench a “one way trip” like…g…that trench is not fucking deep. even if I’ve totally got all their heights wrong, there is no way that they can’t climb out of that stupid tiny trench???
(DISCLAIMER: all the heights are subject to my own interpretation, please don’t come into my inbox/tag this with u whining about how I got them all wrong. the specific point of the joke is not the accuracy of their heights, just that the trench is REALLY SMALL GARRUS. thanks.)
Alright! As requested by @j-dot-laur! The headcanon is as follows: this headcanon is based off a scene in a play called Homos Or Everyone in America that Robin de Jesús was in a while back. Robin’s character, The Academic, wakes up from a nightmare and finds that the power has gone out, causing him to become extremely stressed. His boyfriend, The Writer, turns on music and they dance. Liam and I agreed that this could easily be applied to Sonny and Pete!
The night was long, I could not sleep
And so I thought I should count sheep
But though I tried, it made me tense
As each sheep sought to jump the fence
The height was wrong, they banged their feet
Leaving each sheep to sadly bleat.
There was no way to fix their plight,
I guess I’ll sleep some other night.
Anon: so I was rewatching flower bromance episode where jin & jimin react
to jungkook’s “date” with shinhwa’s minwoo. and I realized jimin always
had his own comment about jungkook, like “no, he’s not like that though”
or “he only does that to me”. of course jungkook’s relationship with
each members are different but it’s more like kook/min always have their
own private time where other members don’t…
Yes, I noticed that too! And they both do it all the time. It’s like they have this constant need to one up or remind other people that they know more about each other than the rest. Jimin is dead serious when he says he’s confident in knowing the most about Jungkook. And he’s right, he has two awards to back it up. But JK also does it too, even if he gets it wrong, he’s really enthusiastic about shouting out the answer anyway
(he got Jimin’s exact height wrong by 0.1 cm..).
Honestly, even in group settings they focus on what the other is doing/saying at all times. Like the fact that Jimin knows what JK does every morning as soon as he gets up, while the others had no clue.. even though they all live together. You can even see it action when they’re on camera. Jimin was telling everybody that his favorite number was 3 and JK got all excited and said something like “oh, mine’s 13!” Nobody cared except Jungkook.. like that shit legitimately made him happy. That’s freakin’ adorable.
Just got a comment on my new fic pointing out that I got Sirius’s height wrong by making him tall. *grumbles*
Guys, can we please start reblogging posts about Sirius being canonically tall? It’s totally fine if you are into the popular fanon about him being short but it’s irritating to STICK TO THE BOOKS and then have people explaining to you how you got it wrong despite that it’s CLEAR canon.
It’s not even ambiguous you know?
“he had forgotten that he was short and skinny and thirteen, whereas Black was a tall, full-grown man” - Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 17 “He was rather taller than Snape” - Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 24 “To Sirius’s right stood Pettigrew, more than a head shorter, plump, and watery-eyed” - Deathly Hallows, Ch. 10 “Sirius was tall and handsome and younger by far than Harry had seen him in life.” - Deathly Hallows, Ch. 34
Sirius Black is tall. He always has been and he always will be. As far as canon is concerned. Remus’s height is unknown but suggesting that he’s taller than Sirius stretches plausibility. Harry would notice if Remus was that gigantically tall.
I’m 5′9″ (I’m a big girl ok I drank a lot of milk as a kid not even kidding i inhaled dairy anyway) and a lot of the art in-game and fanart shows MC being pretty small. Even tho I look very similar to MC in every other aspect, sans bangs and crazy gold eyes, she seems a lot shorter than all the boys, and maybe Jaehee (they seem around the same height?? idk).
Here’s some luv to the tall MC’s out there (with the assumption that MC is around 5′9″)
Zen (5′9″): He’s very surprised that you’re as tall as him when you first meet, but he loves it. He pretty much loves everything about you anyway. When you wear heels, you’re taller than him, and even though he feels weird about it at first, he loves when you joke and rest your head on his head. He calls you a model and takes pictures of you in fun poses.
Yoosung (5′6″): This baby child blushes as soon as he sees you. When he kisses you he has to reach up to you. At first he’s insecure bc he’s supposed to be the man aka taller, stronger, whatever, but he secretly loves that you can reach tall cupboards for him and he enjoys being your little spoon. Also he’s at that perfect height to hide in the crook of your neck when you hug. Perfect hickie access.
Jaehee (5′4″): She’s so much shorter than you holy shit. She’s shocked when you first meet but really likes how tall you are. She looks at you with starry eyes 24/7 and jokes about you being an amazonian goddess. Also she’s at the perfect hide to stuff her face in your boobs when you hug and she loves it. Is your little spoon but also likes being the big spoon when you let her.
Jumin 6′: He’s still taller than you so he’s still the alpha, fuck you. He’s a bit surprised that you’re taller than average when he meets you but it doesn’t phase him. When you wear heels, you’re closer to his height, and it turns him on a little. He’ll still remind you not to get too proud and rest his head on yours to show you who’s boss, playfully.
Seven (5′7″): Really mad that you’re slightly taller than him. When you first meet he gets indignant. The next time you meet, he’s in platform boots so he can be taller than you. Seems to constantly want to fight you because you’re so tall and will stand on tippy toes next to you. Makes you squat a little in pictures. You’re never allowed to wear heels!! He low key loves it though and thinks you’re amazing. Will make you give him piggy back rides because you’re the taller one (that doesn’t mean you’re STRONGER, Seven!! xox)
V (5′8″): You’re only slightly taller than him and he doesn’t mind at all. Others tease him for it and he just smiles and talks about how beautiful you are. Likes to rest his head on your shoulder when you sit next to each other and will hold your hand a lot… that has nothing to do with height but let me love V OK