I looked at the masterlist and our inbox and realised that Namjoon is the only one we haven’t made a ‘boyfriend’ post about. So here we go :):)
- LOTS AND LOTS OF CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE. You’re not gonna have a boyfriend who has the IQ of 148 and do nothing
-He would take you EVERYWHERE WITH HIM. Whether that is: Dance practice, concerts, shopping, to meet him mum etc etc
- - You’d wake up to him having the whole duvet to himself and then you start to contemplate whether you or him should just get another bed
- Randmom outbursts of love. This includes flowers, little gifts and even taking you to your favourite restaurant after work
- Sometimes on the weekend, he would force you to have dance battles with him. He only does it to make a fool of himself and make you happy
- HOW YALL MET: You two were at the same restaurant waiting to get a takeaway and the waiter messed both of your orders up. You then spend the next 10 minutes just complaining about bad service and then somehow end up talking about the latest movies.
- He alwaYS takes you to dance practice. He shows you off to the rest of the gang and boasts to Jungkook how he got a girlfriend first
- RETURN OF THE SEWEED DANCE
- Would probably end up breaking half the things he buys for you
-You will have a rare jin pop out of no where when Namjoon isn’t around….’You better look after my baby, otherwise you will feel the wrath of my bad jokes’
- He would ALWAYS WALWAYS ALLWWWWAAAAYS compliment you on your figure. Always using words you don’t know the meaning of
- It may be a little awkward at first BUT ONCE YOU GET THE BALL ROLLINNNGG…OH BOOIII
- - Random winks from across the table
- He is a realllyyYYYY KINKY GUY. WHICH BRINGS ME ONTO NAMJOON IN BED
- DADDY AS FUCK UGH
- SHIT TONNES AND TONNES OF FOREPLAY. Sometimes he does foreplay and fucks off, cos he knows how to leave you wanting for more
- DOMINANT COS HE KNOWS WHATS BEST AND KNOWS HOW TO DO U RIGHT
-LOTS and Lots OF NECK BITES AND KISSES. Don’t be surprised when you’reDon’t be surprised when you end up going to wrok the next morning with your neck looking bruised as fuck
ALSO PLEASE APPRECIATE HIS BEAUTIFUL IN-PROPORTION BODY BECAUSE IF U DONT….IM GONNA-
Hope yall liked this…lots of people asked for this in our ask/inbox so hopefully this fULLFILLS YOUR NEEDDSS!!!!. BYFRIEND- BTS EDITION….OFFICIALLY TICKED OFF OF THE LIST.
Imagine request: your new to the xmen team. Your powers would help so much that professor x wanted you. Over the course of practicing you meet Peter aka quicksilver. You become friends and really bonded. And start to catch feelings for each other. One day you and him have a one on one practice session. Having a fun time just fooling around and pretending to fight each other as if you were villains. And you fall on top of him and your faces are close and slowly go in for a kiss. You both laugh:)
Trigger warnings: none
Characters: Peter Maximoff xReader (gender non specified)
Word Count: 1.4k
A/N: I changed it a little tiny bit. I hope its alright with you. Again, I cant physically write anything under 1k words bc im trash and always get carried away so here is this mess. Jk, I quite like this one. Sorry for the delay and thank you SO MUCH for being so specific I love when you guys give me an actual plot to wrok with so if you have any ideas just hmu.
first came to study at the Xavier’s Institute for Gifted Youngsters you were a
frightened teenager that was too scared to use your powers. But that was a
month ago and now you were a reckless teenager that had no problems using your
powers for the most selfish reasons and well you had only one person to blame.
This is a recipe my nan always used to make* if i was sick, and i think its perfect for any faekin, pixiekin, or other woodland-type kin with a sweet tooth.
*also my grandma doesn’t believe in measuring cups, so the measurements are inexact and might need adjusting for taste
2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon yogurt (plain or vanilla is best but if you wanna experiment gofor it) ½ a cup of half and half cream ¾ cup of milk (My nan used whole milk, but that makes it just a little too rich, so i use 2% or skim) 1/8 a cup of Blackberries (i’ve used other berries and they wrok just as well - blackberries make a nice lavender color, blueberries come out periwinkle, and raspberries are a gorgeous shade of pale pink - have fun with it!)
Combine everything except the yogurt and berries and either heat on a stovetop to a low boil and then IMMEDIATELY take it of the heat, or just put it in the microwave for a minute (The saucepan feels more authentic, but I’m lazy so i use the microwave-i cant detect a taste difference, honestly).
Add the yogurt and stir, then put in the microwave for 20-45 minutes. This is where you really have to WATCH. if you add the fruit before its cool, it’ll get a really sharp, almost metallic taste. if you wait to long, the color won’t take, even thought it’ll taste about the same. You want it just a little cooler than room temperature.
Last, add the berries and stir. If the berries are fresh, you might need to smash them up a little with the spoon
(Pssst. Protip: I’m actually space-kin, and if you use more blackberries (like ½ cup) it comes out this gorgeous deep space violet)
(Psst. Protip 2: You can use jam instead of fresh berries - just halve the amount of honey (or not i guess, if you really want type 2 diabetes) and make sure you use plain yogurt, not vanilla)
ROZIE CAN WE PLEASE GET MORE OF SHUDGE FAMILY! LIKE THERE KIDS AND HOW MANY AND WHAT PIDGE WAS LIKE PREGANT AND HOW SHIRO IS AND AHHHH
AHHH YES TOU CAN DONT WORRY i just started my new fulk time job so i’m still adjusting to the schedule but i have GUARENTEEF weekedns off so i plan on posting LOTS of sidge family stuff agter wrok tomorrow LMAO