Mom: Tell me about one of your characters. I want to know what you’re doing.
Me: So this is a PoV character. He is a twenty-four year old pirate/outlaw with a massive drink problem who is trying to get over a traumatic experience. He is bisexual and has fathered two children out of wedlock, one of whom is mixed race. He is continuously trying to eye-fuck another PoV character despite having a complicated relationship with him whilst being in a stable bromance with a character who is insanely jealous over the fact that his best friend is fucking everybody but him.