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The Science of Erection

Fic for the lovely @alexxphoenix42 based on her prompt.

Prompt : John gets a hard on for anything science related. Like Sherlock will say something about the toxicity of nightshade or something and John gets a scienceboner!

I hope you like it Alex :’D

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That little show that could

Bones ends tonight. And I thought I was prepared for it. When they announced that this season would be the last one I wasn’t surprised, and I was kind of relieved that at least we were having one last season to say goodbye. But I think it never really sank in that BONES. WAS. ENDING.

This is the show that has been with me for 12 years. The show that taught me what fandoms were and that introduced me to the world of tv shows. And as much I can like other shows, Bones has been a constant in my life. It was always there, It was able to cheer me on bad days, to make me cry, to really fall in love with these characters. To show me what a real OTP was.

And it really annoys me how people aren’t able to see past the fact that it is a procedural. How they weren’t able to see the cast full of strong and independent women, or the plots that were able to touch in such a wonderful and delicate ways issues like transexuality, animal violence, rape, religion vs science, foster care… And at the same time Bones could be much more funnier that many comedies.

12 seasons is an amazing run for a show, but it doesn’t make the ending hurt any less. Specially when you felt that this show hasn’t been recognised enough, sometimes not even by its own network. But I’m glad for the Bones family; cast, crew and fandom. Because we have loved this show so much that we have been able to keep it on the air for 12 years. And even when my focus has drifted to other shows at times, I have always been proud of being part of this wonderful fandom.

So I just want to say thank you. Thank you all for being here supporting this show. And we are not going anywhere… this is just an hiatus until we make the revival happen.

a time travel au where leia between tesb and rotj ends up back in time in tcw era and becomes obi wan’s padawan and good friends with ahsoka and learns abt what vader was like when he was jedi general anakin skywalker and she gets to spend more time with her mum and dad as she’s trained as a jedi and possibly stops the empire’s formation and she gets to learn what ‘’old ben’’ aka obi wan was like and the mirroring of him training her and luke like hmmMMMM

i never call him Gladiolus, just gladio

I made a post a while ago about the time duplicates of the TMNT 2012 kids turning into Space Pirates(!!!) and I was thinking about that again so here are some headcanons I’ve come up with so far:

  • -the original person to suggest it was Raph in a very sarcastic tone because Donnie had gotten arrested for stealing again, and this is the eleventh time they’ve had to break him out of jail why not just make it official already
  • -and then Mikey in a very not sarcastic manner wouldn’t let the idea go and essentially one by one they all ended up on board with the plan to become Intergalactic Space Pirates
  • -their original timeline selves had already accumulated plenty of enemies and bounties on their collective heads, might as well roll with the roles they’ve been given.
  • -Leo was tempted into it because SPACE ANYTHING is always tempting to him.
  • -also because typically they only steal from ‘bad guys’ and have a sort of Robin Hood thing going on.
  • -except when Donnie/Casey/Mikey/Raph/April absolutely have to have that one thing and laws be damned.
  • -Fugitoid was already a fugitive anyways so he’s just going along with things at this point.
  • -he has six kids now and apparently they all want to be pirates and he won’t disappoint them by saying no.
  • -Donnie is scary good at manipulating shit on the digital Black Market, and has actually held fake auctions for the ownership his siblings when he gets pissed at them. he only ever lets his brothers get a little kidnapped after they’re sold off. just until he’s got the money, alright?
  • -if there’s fire or fighting or a combination of the two anywhere in the area they’ve landed for the day it’s probably the direction Casey and Raph have gone.
  • -April gets a bigger gun than the pea-shooter she’s given by Fugitoid almost immediately, and then proceeds to keep collecting various guns as they go. she’s breaking twelve universal possession laws just by having a quarter of her collection.
  • -Leo isn’t always sure how they get into the situations they do but he’s basically just resigned to shenanigans and being chased by space police at this point.
  • -Mikey has caused more intergalactic incidents than one being should be able to feasibly cause, and has the highest bounty on his head.
  • -his wanted poster is him smiling widely at the camera and giving a peace sign because even though they’re light-years from earth he’s still a weeaboo piece of shit.
  • -Mikey might have the highest bounty but April has the biggest rep for being fucking terrifying and she loves it.
  • -Mikey’s bounty is only higher because of the sheer property damage he causes. April just scares everyone she meets into comas. it’s much less messy.
  • -Casey and Raph have a running tally of who can get into and win more bar fights.
  • -April is currently winning that tally.
  • -there are no legal drinking age laws in space and long story short they all got smashed one night and woke up with matching tattoos on their shoulders.
  • -the nonsense symbol was then assumed to be their flag sign and now they can’t escape being associated with it, even though it was originally just a half-assed drunk scribble courtesy of Mikey and Donnie fighting over a pen.
  • -it looks cool enough though so they’re rolling with it.
  • -Space!Donnie and Earth!Donnie eventually figure out how to contact each other and proceed to become each other’s best friend/worst enemy. they either hate each other’s guts or agree on literally everything together and there’s no in between for those moods.
  • -their conversations typically end with them either storming off and yelling “WHY AM I SUCH AN ASSHOLE?!” or them saying “Why can’t you be more like him?” to their family.
  • -Leo has way too much fun monologue-ing villain speeches at the ship crews they rob, and maybe kind of practices said monologues in the bathroom mirror before using them.
  • -Earth!Leo sometimes asks if they can switch places, and Space!Leo always says no.
  • -the Earth!Kids are maybe really jealous and want in on the Space Pirating shenanigans.
  • -it ends up being where they spend their vacation time.
  • -also everyone is gay in some manner because Space Is Gay and they’re in space so they are all gay and there’s no way around that.

Feel free to add your own hc’s!!!

Every time I think about you, I can’t help but smile.
Every time I talk to you, I am automatically happy.
Every time you touch me, I get goosebumps on my arms.
Every time you look at me, I can’t help but wish you’d say something.
Every time you say something, I wish you would keep talking.

Every time I look at you, I wish you were mine.

—  Sarn

anonymous asked:

I love tour fics! Especially your RPF so i wanted to ask, are you going to write more Seb/Anthony/Chris because that shit was my jam! I loved your characterisation and Seb is the my favourite bratty sub to ever sub

yes. for sure yes. F O R  S U R E yes.

Chris smirks. It’s a face that says he means trouble; Mackie’s seen it before, when he’s tried to convince them all to go out and party with him. Those nights always end messy as shit, and it’s entirely down to Chris Fucking Evans getting them a shitload deeper into mischief than they should be. Mackie knows how he is.

“Well,” Chris says, “the thing is, right. Sebastian likes to be told what to do.”

“You know, that’s something I’d never have picked in my life,” Mackie says, raising his eyebrows, “he always seemed so self-contained and all,” and Seb actually blushes. “Baby, you like to be good, huh?”

“He likes to be a brat,” Chris shrugs, “but he’ll behave. Eventually. You in, man?”

“Yeah,” Mackie says, thoughtful. “What the hell. Why not.”

anonymous asked:

Hey-hey, remember that one ask about Chihiro being Fuyuhiko;s secret admirer? What if when Chihiro started to get more confident and wanted to start moving back to presenting as male he started with suits, like what his idol wears all the time? Also, as a side note, can we take a moment to imagine a Talent Swapped Idol Fuyuhiko, and subsequently a Yakuza Heir Sayaka?

KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YASSS QUEEN!!! Honestly I love any and all headcanons/fics of Chihiro transitioning to presenting as a male again just because of the confidence it would give my boi.

Before I like tear into this let’s please have a moment of silence for Chihiro in a suit… He would slay all of us.

But like when Fuyuhiko realises that Chihiro is actually a guy he immediately switches to male pronouns and says ‘bastard’ instead of ‘bitch’. Chihiro sees Fuyuhiko as like this manly, confident, cool guy who is secure in his masculinity ASWELL as being short and baby faced with a somewhat feminine figure and it gives Chihiro so much confidence that he doesn’t need to be a muscley jock to be seen as a man. So he starts to wear suits and of course Fuyuhiko notices. And instead of thinking it’s weird that he’s copying his style or whatever he understands that Chihiro is figuring himself out and fully supports him by giving him names of good tailors/suit shops. Just like… Tiny boyfriends dressed in perfectly fitted suits being badass and hecka adorable at the same time.

As for the talentswap, I am already in love with idol!Fuyuhiko as he would be wearing an idol dress and would rock it. I refuse to accept the au without Fuyuhiko in a dress on stage, who also has a body pillow released aswell as that swimsuit magazine that Sayaka had. And Yakuza!Sayaka (or Sayakuza as I like to call her) makes me realise how gay I am. Like Sayaka smoking a cigar with her hat casting a shadow over her eyes, sitting classy as fuck behind her expensive desk with two bodyguards either side, smirking because she knows exactly how and when six people will die that day. Hoooo boy.

~Mod Yoyo

anonymous asked:

15. for namseok, pls ~

i lov namseok sm :’)
15. things you said with too many miles between us
send me a ship + number

It’s about three in the morning when Hoseok hears the familiar ringtone only set for one person, the most important person. If it was any other person, Hoseok would have dismissed it, texting them and telling them to fuck off, he needed sleep, but this one is worth it.

“Hey Joonie.” Hoseok tries to hide the grogginess in his voice, ears open for whatever Namjoon has to say. While waiting for an answer, Hoseok taps a beat into his thigh, humming softly. He’s always made sure to give Namjoon time to collect his words.

Then there is a sniffle on the other line, but before Hoseok can say anything, Namjoon speaks quickly and quietly, “Can we skype?” 

Really, Hoseok can never say no to Namjoon, and he’s willing to stay up the rest of the night for him. “Of course, baby.”

Before he can finish his sentence, his laptop rings from the bedside table, and Hoseok hangs up the phone, reaching quickly for his computer and answering the call. “Joonie.” Hoseok coos at his screen, looking at Namjoon with a blanket wrapped around his head, casting a shadow from the early morning light on his side.

“Hobi.” Namjoon lets out a small sob, one hand covering his mouth and Hoseok panics. His own hands rest on either side of the laptop, wishing it was actually Namjoon in his arms. “I’m sorry-”

“No,” Hoseok cuts him off, lips turning into a frown, “Don’t apologize, baby, it’s okay. Now what’s wrong?” Hoseok folds his legs out from under him, releasing the small ache in his back from hunching over the computer. He’s fully awake now, eyes intent on analyzing Namjoon’s face. They’ve known each other for years, dating for two and a half, and Hoseok has learned Namjoon’s facial expressions, even through a computer screen.

Through the crackly speakers comes a sigh, and for the first time since Hoseok started the call, Namjoon smiles. “I got a job, Sunshine.” A break, and then, “In Korea. Seoul. I’m coming to be with you.”

Hoseok is about to scream with joy, but Namjoon’s eyes begin to water again, bottom lip quivering through the pixelated screen. “That’s a great thing, baby! Why are you still crying?” 

He is trying to make sense of this, why is Namjoon crying if this is quite possibly the best news Hoseok has ever gotten? Hoseok doesn’t get it, but he waits patiently for Namjoon.

“I-I’m scared you won’t l-l-like me when you see me.” Namjoon stutters out between tears, eyes clenched shut because he doesn’t want to see the look on Hoseok’s face. “I love you so much a-and i may look different in p-person.”

Hoseok’s eyes soften at Namjoon’s confession, fingers still absentmindedly stroking Namjoon’s picture on the laptop. While he is concerned about helping Namjoon, all Hoseok can think about is how great it will feel to hug his boyfriend, hands finally finding purchase on skin instead of glass. “Oh, baby. I guarantee you I will never leave you, especially after I see your beautiful face in person. You’re stuck with me, baby boy.”

When Namjoon smiles again, Hoseok continues, not stopping until the tears are gone. “We’ve been together for two and a half years, do you think I’d give up the happiest times of my life when you, the love of my life, finally walks through the airport terminal? I love you so so much, baby, we’re gonna get married and be happy together.”

Finally, a laugh rings out and Hoseok’s lips tilt up in retaliation. “You fucker, you’re making me cry again.” Namjoon laughs, fingers swiping at the tears, “But it’s happy crying, I promise.”

Silence passes through them both, eyes connecting as they think about everything. “When do you leave for Seoul?”

Namjoon grins, the dimples that Hoseok fell so far into etching into Namjoon’s face, “Next weekend. I know it’s so close but I was scared to tell you.”

“That’s great, baby! I can’t wait to hug you so tight and never let go. Get ready, I’m never letting you go when you get here.” Hoseok laughs, and Namjoon does too. 

“I should let you sleep now, Hobi. I’ll talk to you later.” Namjoon puckers his lips, blowing a kiss at Hoseok through the camera, and Hoseok thinks that he can’t wait to experience those soft looking lips in person. “I love you Sunshine.”

Hoseok pauses, catching the kiss and smiling back, “I love you too, baby. So much.”