Kind of odd AU list
  • “You’re super famous and hiding from the paparazzi after something embarrassing just happened and I just seem to notice you and help you” AU
  • “We’re both late to class and whoops, just as I opened the door we ran into each other and accidentally kissed in front of our class” AU
  • “You’re the only other person in the theatre in this movie because my date ditched me, so why not sit together?” AU
  • “The hotel gave me your suitcases by accident and likewise, whoops here you go, but wow are you my true love?” AU
  • “Both our older siblings are graduating and we met at the ceremony but our families thought we’re dating.” AU
  • “You work at the drive through and your voice is just so attractive hello.” AU
  • “I just have thoughts that you’re a really good hugger and so I just hugged you and I stand corrected.” AU
  • I’m at disneyland with my family and this character keeps bumping into me and it’s my younger siblings favourite, shit, but underneath you’re really cute and we go to the same school what.” AU
  • You fell asleep in public and started sleep talking, I tried to wake you up but now I have a bleeding nose.” AU
  • I dropped my ring and you came to pick it up at a party, but everyone thinks that you’re proposing oh god.” AU
  • “See I did not mean to leave the blinds open and change but now that you’re staring at me…” AU
Awful AU #232

“In what can be considered the most long-winded, least likely to succeed, least reliable, most asinine attempt to ask someone out that has ever existed, I have planted seeds in your front yard in the shape of my phone number just before the rainy season. I am not a smart man but I am a patient man” AU

Your Character as a NPC Quest Giver

You pass by a tall roegadyn woman in the Black Shroud, dressed in pristine white robes. They flow in the breezy winds. Her face is that of a wizened, and experienced conjurer. 

*right click*

Flickering Ember has a serious task that needs doing.

*click accept*

“I finded hurt flowers. Please heal. I am make flower hat with.”

I dare you to write a story in which a human discovers their pet can speak fluently and is only doing so to impart a warning

Be creative! Is the warning one a human would find truly terrifying (Your enemy is near) or is it something terrifying to the animal alone (If you open that door the hot box that hisses will see you!)? How does the human respond? Do they respond to the warning or are they too dumbfounded by the animal speaking?

Animals are suspected of being able to foretell all kinds of things in many different cultures so look around for some inspiration.

Think outside the box!

If you’re brave enough to post don’t forget to tag ‘I dare you to write’ and indicate whether or not concrit is welcome.

This is My Wish AU

Character A once visited a wishing well as a child and asked for one simple thing: good luck. Sadly, the universe doesn’t work that way - everything must be in balance: Hammurabi’s Law (”an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth”). For 23 years of Character A’s life, they’ve had the worst luck in the universe, quite literally: mirrors smashing, cars crashing, and worst of all, the accidental death of their sibling at the age of 2. After finally leaving college, they have no one to look after their antics and find themselves worse off than ever - on the streets. Without a choice, they wind up at a homeless shelter, where suddenly their luck starts to turn around.


The prompt: The things these hands have done

I dunno about all you guys, but my hands are pretty important. Frankly, I couldn’t get anything done with out them….For instance…right now, typing this post…totally using my hands. And my hands, they’ve done some pretty cool stuff, along with some not so cool stuff. And secret stuff, and not-so-secret stuff. If hands could talk, the stories they’d tell. Wait…if hands could talk…they would have mouths….handmouths. Shaking hands would be like kissing. WAIT. isn’t that a Klingon thing? Okay enough Brittany…

Y’all have fun with this prompt. Or take it seriously. Whatever tickles yo fancy.