You: villains monologue to allow the hero time and opportunity to escape

Me, an intellectual: villains monologue because it’s free therapy and everyone needs a little catharsis every once in a while

spots to kiss.   since y’all like kissing prompts—and who wouldn’t, honestly–so have a collection of places to press your lips to. many of these work perfectly fine for platonic or familiar affection while some are a bit steamier, though what counts as what is of course naturally dependent on the muses and the context. send ‘ SPOTS TO KISS + [number] ’ to kiss my muse there, or with # for dealer’s choice. context and description allowed and encouraged. feel free to use the last option  ( 57 )  to give the kiss on any fantasy or scifi body parts not listed here.

  1. a kiss on the top of the head.
  2. a kiss to hair.
  3. a kiss on the forehead.
  4. a kiss on the space between eyebrows.
  5. a kiss on the temple.
  6. a kiss on the cheek.
  7. a kiss on the eyelid or the undereye.
  8. a kiss on the nose
  9. a kiss on the ear.
  10. a kiss on that space where jaw connects.
  11. a kiss on the corner of the mouth.
  12. a kiss on the cupid’s bow.
  13. a kiss on the lips.
  14. a kiss on the chin.
  15. a kiss on the jawline.
  16. a kiss on the back of the neck.
  17. a kiss on the underside of the jaw.
  18. a kiss on the throat.
  19. a kiss on the side of the neck.
  20. a kiss on where the back of the neck turns to shoulder.
  21. a kiss above the collarbone.
  22. a kiss along the collarbone.
  23. a kiss on the space between collarbones.
  24. a kiss on the shoulder.
  25. a kiss on the bicep.
  26. a kiss on the forearm.
  27. a kiss on the elbow.
  28. a kiss on the outside of the wrist.
  29. a kiss on the inside of the wrist.
  30. a kiss on the back of the hand.
  31. a kiss on the palm.
  32. a kiss on a finger.  ( which one? )
  33. a kiss on the side of the ribs.
  34. a kiss on the shoulder blade.
  35. a kiss on the space between shoulder blades.
  36. a kiss along the curve of the spine.
  37. a kiss on the upper back.
  38. a kiss on the lower back.
  39. a kiss on the sternum.
  40. a kiss on a pec / breast.
  41. a kiss under the breast.
  42. a kiss on where the sternum ends.
  43. a kiss on the stomach.
  44. a kiss on the navel.
  45. a kiss on the hipbone.
  46. a kiss on the ‘v’.
  47. a kiss on the front of the thigh.
  48. a kiss on the back of the thigh.
  49. a kiss on the inner thigh.
  50. a kiss on the knee.
  51. a kiss on the calf.
  52. a kiss on the ankle.
  53. a kiss on the heel.
  54. a kiss on the foot.
  55. a kiss on a toe.
  56. a kiss on an nsfw body part not listed here.  ( where? )
  57. a kiss on a sfw body part not listed here.  ( where? )

me: *gets ready to write, brews tea, gets a fuzzy blanket, is super comfy and has a perfect quiet space to get work done, has tons of free time with nothing to do*

three hours later:

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