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You know, I often see fan art of Ford’s portal adventures with him being a total bad-ass facing harrowing dangers as he flees various bounty hunters and enemies he’s made along the way while permeating an air of cool competence and seriousness as he uses his wits to escape

But based on what we see in-show I get the feeling that about 75% of Ford’s adventures went something like this


Season 4 Bashir: Have been officially dumped by everything in a skirt on the station. Adventures are scary. Major Kira is scary. Captain Sisko’s shiny bald head is scary. Also am fairly certain I want to fuck a lizard.

Chubby body appreciation post tho???

Soft bodies are so?? GOOD??
Big tummies are good pillows and good kissing surfaces.
Tummies with stretch marks?? GOSH, YES??? It’s like nature itself is putting down a trail of lightning that says “KISS HERE PLEASE”

And chubby/fat arms though? Can we JUST? Thighs and stomachs get a lot of love (and rightfully deserved) but can we talk about ARMS??
That cute arm chub that I just want to be wrapped up in a hug and a snuggle in? SO PRECIOUS?? 
People with such soft, cuddly arms that there’s lil bumps and stretches from cellulite?? CUTE??

And soft necks? Necks with some squish on them? Very extra kissable?? And squishy cheeks GODDD I WANNA SMOOSH YOUR CUTE CHEEKS KISS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!! And when people have chubby cheeks and lil dimples?? Or when they have high cheekbones so when their cheeks are chubby they’re VERY prominently chubby?? THIS IS GOOD AND FANTASTIC??

And THIGHS. My god. Thick thighs are never praised enough no matter how hard one tries. Big, soft laps are so perfect for laying your head on! And stretch marks on big thighs? Cute lightning patterns to trail your fingers over or gently kiss when you’re already laying in their lap?? YES!!
Cellulite on thighs is also so so good and cute!! Dimples in cheeks are wonderful and so are dimples in thighs and butts?? CUTE!!!

Hips with squish over them?? GAH!! I CANNOT HANDLE!!! Please be more confident with your hips (if you feel comfortable) because when you are you give me LIFE!!!

Back rolls?? CUTE and very fun to trace hands over and hold onto during snuggles!! Looks very cute all the time! 

Chubby/fat bodies in crop tops and short shorts?? YES!!! CUTE!!!

Chubby/fat bodies in sweat pants and a tshirt? EXTRA SOFTNESS TO THE SOFT CUTIE!!!

Chubby/fat bodies in swimsuits?? VERY CUTE?? Swim trunks and soft belly is very very good!!
One pieces that cling tight to your stomach or ride up your thighs are still cute no matter what anyone says!!
Two pieces? GOOD!!! You look so cute! Don’t feel obligated to cover that adorableness if you don’t wanna!! 

Chubby/fat bodies in lingerie?? SO IMPORTANT TO ME!!! When stomach is tucked into cute underwear it is very very adorable and when there’s chub over low rise underwear it’s also very very cute and endearing!! THIGH HIGHS?? UGH, MY HEART. I KNOW THAT THEY PROBABLY ARE FALLING DOWN CONSTANTLY BUT THANK YOU FOR WEARING THEM YOU’RE DOING US ALL AN AMAZING SERVICE.

In conclusion:
Softness is good
I will kiss you all over
Holding you and feeling handfuls of squish is amazing
I love you

Disney XD on Twitter
“It’s time to Remember the Falls! Four days of #GravityFalls PLUS new fanfic from Soos! https://t.co/Sw1c9Ev5kr”

So it looks like Disney XD will be having a Gravity Falls marathon February 17th with (maybe) a new short from Soos?

Though even if the latter turns out to not be true, lets just take a moment to admire these little paper cutout puppets from this promo:

Look at these dorks.

So With Everyone Freaking Out Over the SvtFoE finale, I gotta wonder:

Since Toffee’s appeared to have absorbed the souls/life forces of the entire Magic High Commission, does that mean he’s absorbed their powers too?

Because if Toffee now has Hekapoo’s ability to craft dimensional scissors

And Rhombulu’s ‘ power to control crystals

Then what if part of Toffee’s endgame is to get to the crystal dimension

and release all the monsters (and Eclipsa) that have been imprisoned there?

1920′s magical tattoo au,  Blacksmith’s Son and the Guess-maker

Spring. Taisho Era Japan, 1920. There is a small percentage of the population that is born with mysterious, magical tattoos. When these people find each other, an inexplicable feeling runs down their spine and they somehow know the other person is just like them—especially if the tattoos have a pre-determined affinity to each other.

That is exactly how Kageyama, the young noble, and Hinata, the blacksmith’s son, met.

A commission by @naydeity, whose gorgeous style is very dear to my heart.

I call the darkness unto me

From deepest depths of Earth and Sea

To blackest night I pledged my soul

and crush my heart

To summon forth a deathly power

To see my hated foe devored

The Immortal Monster will long he haunted

By the darkest spell of

Moon the Undaunted

From the teaser it seems like Battle for Mewni will give us some insight to what Moon’s “darkest spell” could be… 

Methinks that shit’s gonna go down.

Imagine your Dad and Uncle Sam being worried when he found out you ran away from Cas with Charlie to decipher the Book of the Damned

“Call her again. NOW!” Dean shouted at Sam in anger, wondering how the hell his brother could allow you, his sixteen year old daughter, to get involved in this dangerous scheme to remove the Mark of Cain from Dean’s arm.

“She’s not answering.” Sam said quietly as he questioned the same thing.

“Then call Charlie!” Dean yelled.

Hitting buttons on his phone Sam called Charlie and held the phone to his ear.

“Sam, I swear to god, they better be okay. If anything happens to my daughter I will never forgive you.” Dean said in a dangerous tone.

Suddenly the sound of Dean’s phone ringing broke the silence in the bunker. Dean quickly grabbed his phone and as soon as he saw the picture of the selfie you “forced” him to take with you he hit the answer button.

“Y/N! Where the hell are you?” Dean asked in a concerned tone.

“Daddy.” Your scared voice came through the line.

“Y/N, baby what’s wrong? Where are you? What’s happening?” Dean questioned.

Dean could hear you trying to contain your sobs from the other end of the phone, “Dad we-we messed up.”

“Y/N what’s going on?” Dean pushed, he needed to know what was happening.

“They’re here Dad.” You told him before another sob broke lose, “They’re gonna kill us.”