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Is Love Enough (part 3.5)

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Summary: Castiel is concerned that sex will be harmful for the baby. You decide to convince him otherwise.

Warnings: Pregnant reader, smut (dirty talk, female receiving oral sex, mentions of masturbation)

A/N: This is not essential to the entire series, it’s more of a fun break from all the drama. So if smut isn’t your thing, you can skip it. It is also written in a way that can be read on it’s own for some Pregnant!Reader smut. Master tag list is at the end, let me know if you’d like to be added.

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The Curious Adventure of the Drs. Watson

Description: What if ACD Watson and BBC Watson switched places …
“Imposter!” Hands clenching the lapels of John’s coat, Holmes shoved him anew.
“Yes!” John agreed, nodding, and then grimacing. “Sort of!”

Review: Not ACD but Victorianlock. When John and Watson swap places during each receptive Baskerville case, things are confusing because Holmes looks like Sherlock but he doesn’t really act like Sherlock. What’s with all of this affection? And the kisses?? This fic was good in ways of Holmes and Watson kicking John and Sherlock into gear, but there really wasn’t a whole lot of interaction between Sherlock and John for most of it. The original Hound of the Baskerville’s case is very prominent and I liked the reminder of how different our BBC version is compared to ACD.

Rating: Mature

★★★★☆

Things I’ve Heard Around My School

-”You don’t have to be lonely-” “NO!!” “…AT FARMERS ONLY DOT COM”

-”Cash me outside how bow dah?” “Well, you’re not going outside until you SIT DOWN!”

-”I didn’t think you were the kind of person to make drug jokes.” “I’m a MUSICIAN. What do you think I did in college?!”

-”Hot pockets are slowly ruining society.”

-”I’m glad your thumb survived the microwave.”

-”So, she takes three of these 75 milligram tablets of weed, right?”

-”YOU SON OF A PANDA!”

-”Shut up, we’re arguing about SANDWICHES!”

-”Wisconsin people are terrible, all they eat is CHEESE!”

-(staring up at Mt. Rushmore) “Abe Lincoln looks like he’s having a bad day at work.”

-”YOU DONT KNOW WHO DAVID BOWIE IS???!!”

-(loud crash) “leSBIANS!”

-”How did you lose your shoes IN CLASS?!” (looks down at shoes) (shrugs)

-”Who brought the Bug Juice? Cuz I want to marry them.”

-”Today we had a small dispute about red pandas that turned into an all-out war.”

Masterlist

A growing collection of my writing for those who want to take the time and read them. As of now, since my blog is relatively new and there is not much here yet, I don’t expect many people to read this, but here it is anyway xx

♡ — containing fluff 

☾ — containing angst, gore, or triggering themes 

★ — containing humorous themes 

Writings labeled with ✗ pertain to no specific ship or pairing. As of right now, I will not be writing smut for this blog.



BTS [방탄소년단] 


JUNG HOSEOK

Take Notes | ♡

While you may believe that it is too cold for existence beyond the sanctuary of your sheets, Hoseok is determined to make the most of a rainy day.



KIM TAEHYUNG

‘Til Death Do Us Part | ♡

Taehyung has always believed with every ounce of his being that he loves you like you’ve woven the fabric of the universe together, loves you like he loves the sun, the stars, the moon and the ocean. Yet it somehow seems both bigger and smaller than that.



PARK JIMIN 

Owe You One | ♡★

Jeon Jeongguk and Kim Taehyung are the best and worst friends you could ask for.



JEON JEONGGUK

Saccharine Smile | ♡

Jeongguk finds himself doing thoughtless things without reason when you look at him with that smile.

Surprise?

You’re not entirely sure if you’ve somehow ended up in some toned-down version of 50 Shades of Gray or if Jeongguk’s making a sloppy attempt at being romantic when he blindfolds you in the halls of BigHit’s building.



SERIES

No Rest for the Wicked | ☾ | BTS, GOT7

You are not oblivious to the dark things that are brewing in your city - with the headlines and news articles and increase in underground activity, it would be impossible not to notice. You’re just trying to figure out how you got thrown headfirst into the mess.

Prologue | Chapter: 01


OTHER

Lemonade |  ★✗

As punishment for spiking your drink and thus getting you utterly plastered, Taehyung is stuck walking an extremely delusional drunk noona home from an end-of-the-year party.


ASTRO [아스트로]


PARK MINHYUK

Breathe In, Breathe Out

You almost, almost regret your decision to become an intern photographer for Fantagio’s newest boy group, until Rocky shows you why you pursued your passions in the first place. For astrofantastic’s fanfiction exchange.



Updated: February 22, 2017

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
  • Leo: merry Christmas!
  • Guang-Hong: merry Christmas. Can I open the package now?
  • Leo: yes!
  • Guang-Hong: *rips open box* oh. *breaks into a huge smile*
  • Leo: do you like it?
  • Guang-Hong: it's adorable.
  • Leo: my name means lion and I know you have stuffed bears so I figured a stuffed lion-
  • Guang-Hong: you're cute when you babble.
  • Leo: *blushes* I love you.
  • Guang-Hong: I love you too. *blushes* Open your card.
  • Leo: ...what is this?
  • Guang-Hong: a receipt. For a plane ticket. I'm coming to visit you. Pick me up at the airport at five o'clock, Monday.