My little moonbeam, your smile to my eyes.
Your touch to my back, a gentle surprise.
Caring lips to my shoulder, we’ve been apart long.
Many moons and starry eyes, I watch us burn, no longer strong.
—  B. E. Barnes | a R o m a n c e
  • 1. Go out to a public, but not overly crowded place and take a notebook with you. Remain there for 10 minutes writing down random overheard snippets of conversation. Afterwards, choose an interesting piece of dialogue and use it as your first line/stanza.
  • 2. Visit a thrift store or market and find 5 items that interest you. For each item imagine the kind of person that would own it and create a character based on it. Write about that character.
  • 3. Take a bunch of small pieces of paper, and on each one write a word that you like. Then, draw 3 words at random and try to incorporate them into a short piece. This can be anything as long as all 3 words are included. You could also try using a random word generator.
  • 4. Visit a library, and pick out 5 book titles that interest you. These can be fiction, non-fiction or both. Write a scene inspired by one of these titles.
  • 5. Pick up a book you haven't read. Look at the title and front cover. Write the story based on these alone. (Literally reading a book by it's cover)
  • 6. Pick out a random book from your personal book shelf. Open it onto a random page and pick out a sentence from this page. This is your opening line / stanza.
  • 7. Find a random page in any book, or any piece of paper with writing on it. Highlight every single noun on the page. Pick out a few of these nouns. Write 3 sentences personifying each noun. The first sentence should start with "I am the _____ ...."
  • 8. On a bus or in the back seat of a car, look out of the window at road signs. Write down words or entire phrases from road signs, and use one of them as the title for a short piece.
  • 9. Go to a clothing store and pick out a t-shirt. If the t-shirt has a slogan on it, use it as your first line/stanza. If the t-shirt has images on it then base your piece on the image.
  • 10. Turn on the television or watch a long YouTube video. Write down pieces of dialogue that are memorable to you. Choose one and write a scene around it.
How To: Develop Your Characters

I think we’ve all been in the situation where we want to write about a specific character but have no idea how to approach it. For some reason, despite them being your own character, you have no idea how they would act or what they would say in a certain situation. Sometimes, if you even write about your character(s) at all, when you read it back they seem fake or 2-Dimensional. Unrealistic, if you’d prefer.

In this post, I am going to give you some exercises to get past hollow characters and help develop your writing. 

1) Empty Their Pockets

Pretty simple. Think of what your characters would have in their pockets on a day-to-day basis. It doesn’t have to be anything super extraordinary, of course. Just start writing some everyday items down and think about whether your character would have these items in their pockets. 

Let’s take a look at one I did for my characters earlier. (sorry that just sounded like something from Blue Peter)

For example:

Character A’s Pockets Contained:

pack of gum, empty pack of cigarettes, library card, NOKIA brick phone

So, here a few things you can tell about Character A simply through the items in their pockets. They visit the library often, meaning that they probably have a high interest in reading (this also could be a sign of intelligence). Judging by the fact Character A has both a pack of gum and cigarettes this could indicate a potential smoking habit, chewing gum is a known way for helping people quit smoking. The pack of cigarettes could show that they are not very good at restricting themselves and could in fact be addicted and finding it hard to cope with smoking. Finally, the NOKIA brick phone shows how they may want to feel connected to people or want to allow their friends/family members/whoever to be able to contact them but have no desire to get the latest model of phone or perhaps believe that having such a device would distract them unnecessarily. 

When doing this exercise, think about key objects which portray certain details about your character! Try not to overthink it too much, write whatever comes to mind and put it down on the page! After writing down a couple objects, go back through them and feel free to edit out items you think are unnecessary or add items which you think would suit the character. 

2) Go Through Their Daily Routine

Again, another easily explained exercise. Go through a regular day in your character’s life, try and do this exercise as if it was happening before whatever events occur in your story or novel. This way it makes it easier to understand your character before they met a secondary character in the novel or before whatever events happened in your writing which may affect their routine. You don’t need to include every single detail in your description, just brief notes or key events which occur during their day would be fine. You can make it as short or as long as you wish, maybe don’t just do it for one day in your character’s week perhaps do it for multiple days. 

Does their routine change during the week? What time do they wake up? What time do they go to sleep? Are they punctual with going to work? Do they do any other activities outside their day-job? These are the kind of things you may want to ask yourself when writing it. 

3) Give Them Fears/Phobias

Everyone fears something: whether it be a phobia of spiders or oblivion, everyone has a fear. Giving your character a phobia makes them seem more realistic, it allows your reader to easily relate to your character.

However, just having a phobia for the sake of it doesn’t help develop your character at all. If you give them a terrible phobia of snakes and they come across a snake and suddenly within moments are able to get over their fear just like that, it’s not a phobia. It’s more of a mild inconvenience than anything else. The reader needs to feel convinced by their fears, they would feel more dissatisfied with your writing if they felt the character could dismiss anything and everything than knowing them being confronted by their fears could be a possible problem. Besides, it would give them no reason to motivate or encourage the character if they knew it was impossible for them to be defeated by anything. Still, this does not mean that your character has to be destroyed by their fear. There is a very big difference between simply dismissing your character’s fear and perhaps overcoming it in the future.

An easy way to write your character possibly overcoming their fear in the future is that when they first encounter that fear, add an element of chance or fate into it. For example, if a character were to move to get away from the creature which may be coming towards them; in the process of getting up, they could slip which could cause their legs to lash out towards the creature. The sudden movement may just be enough to scare the creature away, this way it does not appear to the reader as ridiculous or uncharacteristic courage but instead accidental bravery. This sudden revelation that the character’s horrible fear may not be as all powerful as they first thought could be the first step for them to slowly overcome that fear.

Don’t believe me? Let’s think about this for a moment. Imagine your character, let’s call them the Protagonist™, is stuck in a terrible situation. It doesn’t matter what the situation is but let’s say it’s something which involves them being trapped in a room with a snake. I’m going to give you two examples, both involving the same situation.

Example #1:

Protagonist watched with wide eyes as the snake slowly slithered towards them. The snake paused for a moment, it hissed lowly as it waited for Protagonist to move, waiting for the right moment to strike.  Not hesitating for a single moment, they suddenly realised how dire the situation was and jumped to their feet. Their heart pumping wildly as their body was filled with adrenaline, they were terrified yet they had to do something. Protagonist grabbed the nearest thing to them and stepped towards the snake.

“Get away!” They threatened, “Get away!”

Example #2:

Protagonist watched with wide eyes as the snake slowly slithered towards them. The snake paused for a moment, it hissed lowly as it waited for Protagonist to move, waiting for the right moment to strike. The blood in Protagonist’s veins ran cold as the snake grew closer and closer, Protagonist couldn’t move. They begged and screamed on the inside to move away, to get away as far as possible. They had lost all control of their movement, their fear had consumed them. They were frozen to the spot and could only watch as the snake widened it’s jaw, ready to bite down on it’s prey. It widened it’s jaw once, twice - suddenly, Protagonist gained back their instincts. Fleeing seemed like the only realistic option and seconds before the snake could chomp down on their ankle, Protagonist stumbled to their feet. They stumbled backwards into a puddle of water which had pooled behind them and their ankle rolled as they slipped, their legs accidentally lashing out towards the predator. The snake recoiled backwards in shock before deciding that the risk wasn’t worth it: it quickly retreated back to it’s nest, disappearing from Protagonist’s view.

Now, hopefully you see what I mean. I think we can all agree that the second example is a lot better than the first one. 

4) Create Their Flaws/Bad Habits

No one is perfect, this includes your characters. 

If you’re finding it challenging to think of any flaws, try to think of some bad habits. It doesn’t have to be anything so terribly bad that’s it’s illegal. Think simple when it comes to this exercise. It can range from anything between chewing their nails to swearing. 

It might help to try and develop these bad habits into possible flaws or weaknesses. If your character keeps biting their nails that might be a sign of nervousness or anxiety. So, creating bad habits might be a good way to show a certain trait your character may possess. 

Flaws are important as well. Let’s be realistic, if no character had any flaws then every single book we read would be filled with a bunch of characters which are exactly the same. Besides, what’s a hero without it’s villain? 

So, to give you a few ideas, let’s go back to superheroes. Maybe a hero is so set on doing the right thing that they lose sight of what they want? Perhaps it gets to a certain point where they can’t handle that hollow feeling inside of them that they grow arrogant, selfish or even stubborn? There’s a story for you right there. 

Not only that, by giving your characters flaws it is possible that you could work that into your story somehow. This way, not only will you get to show off your amazing character development, but it could also be an exciting point in your storyline.

Write down some ideas, think of flawed personality traits and just write them down! Try to write down at least five straight off the bat, for each one you don’t like you should think about why it doesn’t suit your character. You’re bound to find one flaw you’re happy with!

5) Write Some Scenarios

Now that you’ve developed your characters, go ahead and write them in your story! If you think you still need a bit of practice, try writing something about them being in a certain scenario. It could be anything from ordering their favourite coffee to being trapped in a prison: just write it! Try not to think about it too much, just do whatever feels write (I unintentionally made that pun but i’m not deleting it). 

It doesn’t have to be long either, just a couple paragraphs would be fine. Try to focus on body movements and interior thoughts, it would be ideal if your character was on their own in the situation: that way you can get to know the character on their own a lot better. No other characters means no distractions. It’s just you, the wonderful author, and your character - there is an endless amount of possibilities for you! 

Have faith in yourself too! Nobody knows your brilliantly developed characters better than you do, so here’s your chance to show them off! If you’d like a second opinion, write something about them and give it to a friend/parent/random stranger etc. to read! If they don’t want to, make them read it anyway! 

I hope this helps you all in developing your characters! 

Happy writing!

- jess

Spanish Writing Prompts

I have found that writing down a small passage/page in Spanish everyday really helps practice the language. It is hard to think up topics everyday though, so here’s a list of some prompts. I will keep updating it regularly (hopefully). I hope this is helpful! 

  • Introduce yourself (You can talk about your name, age, where you live, your job/studies, your likes/dislikes, etc)
  • My room (Describe your room, the objects in it, the furniture, etc.)
  • Why are you studying Spanish?
  • Describe everything you did yesterday (Helps practice verbs, especially past tense)
  • Talk about a book you like and why 
  • A regular day/Your daily schedule 
  • What you do in your free time 
  • Talk about your city and why you like/dislike it 
  • You are spending your holidays at your friend’s house in a different city/country. Write a letter/post card to your family. 
  • Describe your best friend 
  • You have an appartment/room that you would like to rent out. Write an advertisement for it. (You can mention things like the specifics of the room, its location, price, etc.)
  • Talk about your family 
  • Write a dialogue between a waiter and a customer ordering food in a restaurant. 
  • Write down your favourite recipe in Spanish. 
  • Write a dialogue between a guide and a tourist asking for information at a tourism office. (You can ask about monuments nearby, visiting hours, tickets, etc.)
  • Talk about the meals you eat in a day (Breakfast, lunch ,dinner) 
  • Describe your neighbourhood/locality 
  • Talk about the methods of transport in your city.
  • Talk about a trip you took. (You can talk about where you went, with whom, for how long, where you stayed,the things you did, etc) 
  • Talk about things you would like to do in the future. (This can be in terms of career goals, or what you would like to study, or just things you would like to accomplish this year)
  • Write a dialogue where you are asking for directions to a place.
  • Talk about your feelings (Like what makes you happy, what you hate, when you feel afraid, etc. This helps practice that kind of vocabulary.) 
  • Write a dialogue between friends trying to make a plan (They can be deciding where to eat, or to meet up at a park, or watch a movie, etc)
  • Write a job application (For example, applying for the job of an english teacher. Remember to mention your qualifications, past experience, and why you want this job).
  • Describe your country (You can talk about its geography, culture, music, food, people, languages, etc.)
  • Write down a funny/interesting instance that you remember 
  • Write a letter confessing your love to someone 
  • Write a letter breaking up with someone 
  • Create an advertisement for a new cafe that has opened up in your town 
  • Write a dialogue between you and your friend cancelling a plan (Mention the original plan, why you are cancelling it and the possibility of postponing it) 
  • Write a letter to a student in another country asking to be their penpal
  • You are sick and have taken an appointment with the doctor. Write down the conversation that takes place between you two. (Describe the problem/sickness, the symptoms, the doctor’s advice, etc) 
  • Describe a dream that you had recently or that you remember vividly. 
  • Write down what you are going to do today. (Helps practice ir+a form and future tense) 
  • Talk about the seasons in your country (What they are, when they take place, what the weather’s like, which one is your favourite, etc) 
  • Create an advertisement for a travel agency talking a its tours to different places.

Imagine Reyes waiting at the entrance to Meridian. He’s been listening to the comms since the moment the Pathfinder disappeared from his sight. He’s not there, but he hears their screams as they fight the gruesome battle with the Archon. His chest clenches as they defeat the rest of the kett outside, realizing he’s at the end of what he can do to help his love survive yet another brush with death.

Imagine the look of relief as the Pathfinder team begins to cheer; the Archon is finally dead. There’s idication that both Ryders made it out alive, injured but alive. He can barely contain himself as he hears them finally come over the comm, declaring victory for Heleus.

It’s a long wait, but then he hears them as they finally hobble out, whooping and hollaring what they’ve accomplished. He pushes his way to the front of the welcoming crowd; he needs to see their face, just to be sure that this is real.

Then the crowd packs in around the Pathfinder. They’re dripping with sweat, guts, and probably some of their own blood, but they’re laughing; Reyes thinks they’ve never looked so beautiful/handsome. He wants to shove everyone aside and kiss his love, to swing them around and feel them. He needs to physically feel that they’re here. If only it wouldn’t jeoprodize everything that comes with having to be a (mostly) secret couple.

He doesn’t hear Dr. Anwar’s prompt, he’s practically listening to Ryder’s smile. Their victory speech is short but perfect. He’s never felt as much pride for someone else before this moment. Ryder catches his eyes for a brief moment as the scientist scoots over (she knows). He has no words for what he feels as they look at him, so much love in their eyes. So, he does what he can do best; wink and grin, making Ryder’s smile grow even bigger.

He leaves the crowd before he can inplicate himself further. Besides, there’s much to be done.

Like finding out where they put storage closets on the Hyperion.

Drunken Mistakes

Summary: Dean gets mad at reader one night when he has had too much to drink

Pairing: Dean x reader

Word Count: 6,044 (this one ran away from me a little)

Warnings: mentions of cheating, physical fight, implication of smut? or soft smut (idk what to call it)

A/N: Okay so this is my entry for ‘Michelle’s 2K follower challange’. Congrats @luci-in-trenchcoats​ on 2k and I hope you like this. Quote I got “Your problem is that nobody hates you more than you do”. I hope you guys like this, first time writing in this ‘x reader’ style so feedback would be much loved

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anonymous asked:

I want to improve my vocabulary skills, but I don't know where to start, there are so many words. I'm kind of stuck right here. So many words I never heard of before so I am not sure if I will able to use it in real life. what should I do?

Expanding your vocabulary is as easy as ABC!


If you’ve got a mobile device like a cell phone or a tablet, go to your app store or play store and search “vocabulary.” There are tons of great apps that use games, word associations, or even just alerting you with a random new word every day. We know how much time we waste on our devices sometimes, so here’s one way you can be working on your words while you’re doing it. 

Here’s a list of 7 Mobile Apps to Improve Your Vocabulary.


Read! You’d be surprised how naturally you absorb words by simply reading books. If reading is something you struggle to find enjoyment in, do not give up! If the books you’re reading are boring you, then you haven’t found the right book yet. It’s okay to start books and quit them because you’re bored, so long as you pick up another one and give it a shot. With so many books in the world, you’re bound to find a dozen or so that you can get excited about. 


Listen to the conversations around you and take note of any words that come up that you don’t know. It’s fun to keep them in a little handheld notebook, but if you don’t have something like that (or it’s not near you), grab the nearest piece of scratch paper and jot it down. When you’ve got a free moment, look up the words with a dictionary or dictionary app and take note of the definitions. 

If you’re feeling especially bold, try to use new words you’ve identified as writing prompts. If it’s a noun, write a character that is or has that noun. For a verb, write a character doing that verb. And for an adjective, describe a character that embodies that adjective. For anything else, just find a way to use the word in your prompt somewhere. 

If you keep your ears open, you’ll run into new words everywhere. Your job now is to stop, consider the words, look them up, and absorb them. Don’t just let them fly over your head. 



Trying to squeeze a little more writing in your day? Consider checking out my guided prompts! The video above contains the full playlist~ ☝🏻🖋✨ 

naerial  asked:

Ieyasu with Tip of Toe please, just to max out the difficulty level hehehe. If not the waist would be lovely too! Please and thank you!

Anonymous: You’re amazing! Would love to see what you can do with Ieyasu and “tip of the toe”~

  • Ieyasu + Tip of the Toe (worship/idolise)

It comes out like a snake, slithering past his lips and coiling itself around her chest. She won’t look at him for fear of giving too much away, but if he only knew what his voice did to her, chest pounding, the Archer of Tokai would not be giving her that particular look.

“Will you stop doing that?”

“Doing what?” she asks. And she really won’t be doing anything, perched as she is on the porch near his bedroom, legs swinging, his warmth close enough to set her alight.

“Do you think this is funny? Stop right this instant.”

His scowl sets her mind aflame. She doesn’t stop thinking just how delicious it would be to kiss that face of his. With no warning. To sling her arms around his neck and press herself into that chest. How irritated he would be as her fingers grope inside to feel the skin that binds his heart away.

“Kitchen wench.” His hand shoots out, and she’s betting it will land near her face, or grasp at her arms, but it flies so off course and seizes her thigh, squeezing hard, that her body will shoot fireworks out of her brain for the sudden sizzle it elicits.

“I will only tell you one more time. Stop it.”


“Milord, perchance you’re distracted?”

And she won’t be able to stop teasing him. She puts a brake on her legs, and they slowly settle into a slight swaying, the motion soft enough to set her sandal bobbing up and down. With each back and forth, her kimono slides up revealing the most tantalising bit of skin; a roadmap of sin from her ankles up and up and up into the unknown.

She knows how it must look — absurdly distracting in that orderly mind of his — and the knowledge thrills her.

How dare you.” But it comes out too soft, too choked, too breathy.

“Forgive me.” She doesn’t mean a single word, not when her sandal goes flying off, arching not too far away into the garden against a spot of sunlight. In a movement that sends her pulse careening off a cliff she lifts her foot and settles it in his lap, gazing at him through lashes at once provocative and unrestrained.

Oh, she feels the storm. It won’t be coming from the sky, but billowing at her side. Electricity sparks off him, and she sees how he fights with himself. She can’t tell if he’s furious or aroused. Or furiously aroused. Her toes will curl in anticipation either way.

He lets her have it, that’s for sure, ranting and raving like the child she’s so fond of, but it will escape him how her smile curves just a little higher, the amusement rolling into a wave before it bursts out of her in clipped tones, loud and giddy.

“You’ve gone and done it now. I will have your head.”

Her back arches in delight and she struggles for words. “You’d— Milord, you’d— You’d make a better case of it if you weren’t so— distracted!”

And he’ll look down and almost gag for how his hand has moved from her thigh to her feet, fingers clasped around the pesky appendage and sending tickles all over. He looks so much like a lost deer she doubles over, almost sending herself off the platform if not for his tight grasp around her toes.

Shut up.” 

She won’t. “Give us a kiss, milord, and I won’t mention this to Tadatsugu.” 

For all the huffing and puffing, and for all the good it does him to glare at her, he will surprise her because she means a kiss on her lips, not the one he plants on her toes, soft and achingly warm, hair tickling the space of skin between her ankle and the edge of her kimono. It shuts her up immediately, and a longing so fierce contracts in her gut. 

His look is hell itself. “If you mention this to anyone, dung beetle, I will–”

“–kill me, right?” 

And she won’t feel the pinch at her feet because her head will be rolling so far into the clouds he’ll have to reach up and bring her down himself. 

anonymous asked:

There are two Modest Mouse lyrics I like to use for prompts. They're "Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know," and "If you could be anything you want, I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?"

Yes! These are really interesting to use as prompts and I gave a listen to the songs XD I’ve never heard of Modest Mouse, but definitely use these as prompts:

“Well, it would’ve been, could’ve been worse than you would ever know,”

“If you could be anything you want, I bet you’d be disappointed, am I right?”

See if you can write a short piece about one of them if you’re looking for a little exercise task! Thanks anon and all my love xox

Character Description Exercise

In 500 words, describe your character from the point of view of:

  • Themselves
  • Someone who loves them
  • Someone who hates them
  • Their best friend
  • Someone they look up to
  • Someone who looks up to them
  • A family member
  • A bystander

Think about what these different people will notice: appearance, action, body language. Think about how well they know this person, and what is important about them. Are they looking for flaws or strengths, are they trying to understand how the other is feeling, are they thinking about why they feel a certain way towards them? Are the physical traits of the person more notable, or are their actions more important? The priorities others notice helps to define the narrator as well as the person they’re describing.

Alternately, have your character describe these other people and think about what they pick up on in others.

The Princess in the Tower

“Well that’s a fine how-do-you-do, now isn’t it?” the young man complained, rubbing his sore head. “I climb all the way up this tower – not easy, by the way, for someone like me with noodle arms – and avoid large and angry vultures all the way up, and how am I greeted? A wallop on the head with a dictionary!”

“It wasn’t a dictionary!” The beautiful girl in front of him crossed her arms and smirked. “It was my copy of Beowulf, so there.”

“Aw, but I like Beowulf,” the prince mumbled sadly, as though taking offense at being struck with his favorite poem. “Fine! See if I rescue you then!”

The princess uncrossed her arms and planted her hands firmly on her hips. “And just who said I needed rescuing, eh? Maybe I just want to be left alone. A tower without doors or windows generally discourages visitors, blockhead.”

The prince blinked at this, and a suspicious frown made its way across his face. “Well that is certainly not what that king said.”

“Oh the king, is it?” The princess’s eyes narrowed. “He won’t accept no for an answer! Keeps sending me wave after wave of royal ninnies in need of marrying-”

“Who said I needed marrying?” the prince spluttered indignantly.

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Writing Prompt: A first date gets interrupted by something fantastic.

Jess picks at her food with her fork, trying to think of something to say. She’s never been any good at small talk, and being on a date with such a gorgeous woman as Sarah is just making her all the more shy.

“So, uh, what kinda work do you do?” Sarah asks, in a tone that definitely suggests that she’s totally lost interest in Jess and is just trying to converse with her out of a sense of pity. Yup, Jess is pretty sure that’s what her tone is conveying.

“You know, um.” Let’s see. Should she come right out about being a magical girl? She just wants to come across like a normal person and not a complete weirdo. “I work in…uh…public…service?”

“Oh. That’s neat. Public services are important.”

Well, that was a dud. Looks like she went too far in the opposite direction and sounded like the most boring person on Earth.

After another moment of awkward silence, Sarah pipes up again. “What sort of public serv - ”

She’s cut off as the ground suddenly shakes, then splits open only feet away. Nearby diners scatter as a skeletal monster of charred black bone emerges, its eyes glittering with red malice.

“I, uh, havetogodosomething” Jess blurts out, dashing away from the table. She gets…okay, not very far away, but hopefully far enough away that Sarah won’t take notice as she draws on the power of the stars, taking the form of her alter ego Cosmic Angel. As she brandishes the Starlit Blade at her opponent, she spots Sarah - just finishing her own transformation in a flourish of flame.

“Oh my gosh, you too?”

“Oh! Wow, nice costume, Jess! Come on, let’s take care of this thing.”

Together, Cosmic Angel and Inferno Princess handily defeat the monster, sending it back into the black void from which it came. Jess leans on Sarah’s shoulder as her outfit poofs back to normal, feeling exhausted but elated at their victory.

“Uh, so yeah. Public service.” Jess mumbles, giggling sheepishly.

Sarah laughs and slips an arm around her waist. “You should’ve told me sooner. I can’t believe my date is a magical girl too~ It’s so hard to meet other people understand what it’s like.”

Jess blushes and nods. Well, their first date could’ve certainly gone worse.


Trying to sneak a little extra writing in your week? I have a playlist full of guided prompts & exercises on YouTube! 📚❤️ 

Normandy Crew: Trip to the ice cream parlor

Shepard: Strawberry. Yes I like pink ice cream! I’m saving the galaxy I can like that shit

Garrus: I’ve only had it once but I think it’s called ‘Rocky Road’?

Tali: I’ve never had ice cream *rest of the human crew gasps. Gets Vanilla shake (enviro suit friendly)* Oh! I love this! It comes in different flavors?

Liara: Vanilla please.

Kaidan: I’ll take butter pecan

Joker: What are you? My grandmother?

Kaidan: *glares, receives cone, licks it defiantly*

Joker: Fine whatever. I’ll take Superman.

Kaidan: What are you? Five?

Joker: *glares, licks cone defiantly*

Ashley: Rum Raisin 

Joker: Really? Wha-

Ashley: *Glares at him* You want to eat that off the floor, Joker?

Joker: Good choice, Ash. 

Wrex: What is this? *Looks thru glass at all of the colors*

Shepard: You should get chocolate, Wrex.

Wrex: *gets chocolate, eats whole cone in one bite* Hmmmmm….not bad for human food. I’ll take five more!