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the batboys and jealousy head cannons?

Romantic Jealousy:

-Bruce gets very very cold towards anyone, including his s/o. He doesn’t know how to voice how he feels so he tries to get everyone to not want to talk to him, which can result in arguments with his s/o (which he then needs to apologize for and hesitantly explain why he acted like he did)

-Dick has faith that his s/o would never cheat on him, especially if someone kind of sleazy is hitting on them. He will, however,drape an arm around their shoulders or wrap it around their waist, basically try to maintain physical contact and assert that he’s with his s/o so that everyone knows not to even try to hit on his s/o

-Jason gets really angsty because he definitely has self-worth insecurity and looks down on himself, so he gets mopey and self-deprecating. It’s kind of up to his s/o to bring him out of this mood and tell him that none of the things he seems to think about himself aren’t true. He won’t hesitate to fight someone though if he thinks that they’re getting too too close.

-Tim tends to get depressed and think that maybe his s/o would be better off with someone else while he begins to think about all of the things he does “wrong” in life. His s/o would have to remind him that they willingly chose to date him and that even if any of the things he thought were remotely true, they would still stay by him to the end of the earth

- Duke would get kind of quiet and try to act like it doesn’t bother him that his s/o is getting hit on or anything. Sometimes people don’t realize that he’s jealous, but his s/o will notice that he’s not as effervescent and give him a peck on the cheek and squeeze his hand to reassure him

Non-Romantic:

- Damian gets jealous if someone monopolizes time with his family, say, at galas and he’ll shoot dirty looks and give mean comments to get the aforementioned offender away from him and whatever family member they’re swarming around. This happens often with girlfriends and boyfriends. Just friends in general.

-Tim sometimes gets jealous if people have really good food that he can’t have and he’ll do the longing side eye that people do, especially in restaurants and when it’s his siblings’ food

-Damian also gets jealous if someone else gets praise and he isn’t commended at all for his efforts, even if they did the same thing. He feels that his efforts go entirely unnoticed while someone else gets all the glory, which leads to his fuming internally but composed and cold on the outside

-Dick gets jealous when he thinks people are choosing to leave him behind and go to someone else, especially when it’s his close friends. His jealousy will often turn to melancholy reminiscence when he realizes that he can’t prevent or change what people do (even if he’s completely wrong and nobody is leaving him)

-Jason gets jealous and angry when people beat him in competitions, even if it’s something totally meaningless like who can get the most high scores on an arcade machine. Cue him being really pissy and shunning whoever he was competing with

-Duke gets jealous when someone gets something that he wants (ie nerdy merch, a cool book, etc.) and he’ll kind of hint that “oh hey, that’s cool. Did you just get it? Can I look at it?” until they get that he wants to borrow it for a while (he usually gives it back. Usually)

I want you.
I want you in every sense of the word.
I want time with you,
I want adventure with you,
Hell, I want naps with you–
Friends on Netflix in the background.
I want your hand in my hand,
Your lips on my lips,
My body curving into your body;
We fit together so well.
I want laughter with you,
I want conversation with you,
Dear god, I even want arguments with you
Because it means we’re together
and we care.

So let’s do it.
Let’s make the jump
Together.
Take my hand
And love me.
Let me love you.
Because you once said
We could’ve lived a beautiful story,
And I know now that’s the only story
I want to read.

I want to write
A beautiful story
With you.

SO THE GIRLS ARE ALL DEAD.
SO THE GIRLS ARE ALL MONSTERS.
OK. FINE. IF THE GIRL WHO LIKES KISSING
GIRLS MUST DIE, THEN FINE. I’LL SHOW YOU
A DEAD GIRL: SHE WILL BE DEAD
AND MERCILESS. GO AHEAD. BURY HER.
THIS TIME SHE WILL RISE. SHE WILL CLAW
HER WAY UP. GRAVE-DIRT UNDER
HER FINGERNAILS. DRIPPING AND DARK-HAIRED
FROM THE WATER. YOU WANTED A DEAD GIRL
AND YOU’RE GOING TO GET A DEAD GIRL.
YOU WANTED A MONSTER
AND YOU’RE GOING TO GET A MONSTER. 
IF THERE MUST BE BLOOD
THEN THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED,
DO YOU HEAR ME? 
IF SHE IS A MONSTER FOR LOVING GIRLS
THEN SHE IS A MONSTER, THIS TIME.
SHE WILL HAUNT THIS HOUSE YOU BUILT.
SHE WILL SHAKE THOSE BONES.
DON’T YOU KNOW YOU LEFT HER HUNGRY?
LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU WANT A HORROR SHOW
THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A HORROR SHOW.
DON’T KILL ANYTHING
YOU AREN’T PREPARED
TO MAKE A GHOST OF.
—  s.s., “bury your gays”
Among the Stars

Summary: Phil plans a trip to the art and science museum because Dan loves art museums and Phil loves seeing the wonder in Dan’s eyes.

Word Count: 1k

Warnings: idk there’s like one swear but this is literally just fluff so :)

A/N: This is just a quick little thing because I have feelings!! about!! this art!! exhibit!! I saw it when it was in California still and it is literally the coolest art exhibit I’ve ever seen so I wanted to write smth about it :)


Phil had never really been the biggest fan of art museums.  Sure, most of them were pretty cool, but after a couple of rooms it was hard to keep moving so slowly and read all the placards like you were supposed to.  And that wasn’t even mentioning modern art museums.  Phil swore that once he saw an empty white canvas and the artist’s statement about it was that they wanted to focus on the presentation instead of the art itself.  What the fuck.

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Guzma wakes from a nightmare. Plumeria looks after him for a while.
By Organization for Transformative Works

Guzma jolts awake in a swath of sweat to find Plumeria squeezing his hand.

It’s dark, but he can still discern the familiar shape of her face swimming amongst the stilled shadows. Her hair has been let down, waterfalling over her shoulders in whorls of pink and yellow to frame high cheekbones. She sits beside him over the blankets, her brow crinkled in pointed concern, and for a moment in the last gasps of the steeping haze that was his nightmare, she looks like someone he’d rather not see.

“Hey.” Her voice is soft, mellow, considerate, and nothing at all like Lusamine’s. “You okay?”

Lego Batjokes Prompt #127

Batman: Okay, lets say it together so it’ll be easier. Alright? 

*both inhale* 

Batman: I love you.

Joker: T-Rex’s rule.

Batman: What? 

Joker: I said “I love you.” Didn’t you hear me?

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Captured- an Elorcan fic

AN: I apologise for what I am about to do…


They were back. Finally. Lorcan got to his feet as they staggered in the door, watching each person carefully. Nesryn came first, bloodied and bruised. She was followed closely by Aedion and Manon in similar states, holding an unconscious Dorian between them. Lorcan glanced behind them, but no one else came through.
“Where is she?”
Manon and Aedion lowered Dorian to the mattress.
“I’ll go get Yrene,” Aedion muttered, quickly exiting. Manon bent over Dorian, not meeting Lorcan’s eyes. Dread pooled in his gut.
“Where. Is. She?” The growl in his voice echoing in the small space. Manon shook her head and quickly glanced at him before turning back to Dorian, the guilt in her eyes telling him everything before she even spoke. His heart dropped and he couldn’t breathe.

“She’s not dead.” Manon quickly clarified, “but she…”
“She sacrificed herself to give us our best chance.” Nesryn interrupted.
Lorcan growled and bared his teeth at the woman. To her credit, she did not back away or flinch, just looked up at him with that steely gaze of hers.
“You left her with Vernon?!?” he snapped.
She dipped her gaze. Affirmative. Lorcan stormed out of the tent without another word.

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I’ve been reblogging and fangirling on my FB all day about this but…

THIS IS WHY I STILL SHIP SO HARDCORE AFTER TWENTY YEARS.

They are OTP.   Sarah attests to it, David has given interviews for eons about how he knows they end up together and now even Joss admits it’s the greatest love story he’s ever written.

THEY ARE OT-MOTHERFREAKIN’-P.

ARGUMENT IS INVALID.   I CAN NOW DIE A HAPPY SHIPPER.

Also, it should be noted that David has maintained for years that he doesn’t do reunions – OF ANY KIND.   He hates them - he prefers to move forward to new projects.   He’s been maintaining this mantra since at least 2003 – FOURTEEN YEARS AGO.

That’s also another concept that makes this so interesting – you could tell DB was a bit uncomfortable/anxious – yet when it comes to SMG, there’s this camaraderie and closeness that they have…it’s unlike any other.   I think he went back on his anti-reunions mantra because of SMG and their mutual adoration for one another, not to mention this ship.   He still goes on record to this day and thanks her for a lot of the great successes in his career, and that RL friendship and their fictional pairing is still the ONE thing that he looks back on when he refers to the Whedonverse.

These two are RL FRIENDSHIP GOALS AF.

30 Day Writing Challenge Day 5: Rain

The first thing Yuuri registered when he woke up was the soft pitter-patter of rain outside.

He smiled. Rain meant he could stay in bed just a little longer, since Victor liked to drag him out for a morning run. He liked running, but he also liked the feeling of just waking up, when your bed’s still warm and it’s the most comfortable place on Earth.

Yuuri pulled the sheets up to his neck and burrowed into his bed. He felt so nice, so warm and boneless. He could almost fall asleep again…

An ice cold hand traced over his side.

Yuuri shrieked and tried to wiggle away from the intrusion. An arm wrapped around his middle and pulled him back against a hard chest.

Yuuri turned over and saw a slightly blurred Victor. He smiled down at Yuuri and bent forward to kiss his forehead. Yuuri smiled and pushed his face into Victor’s neck. The hickey he left there last night stood out on his pale skin.

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life is a fist fight
and you’ve given the devil a gun.
—  oh, sinner, you better run | a.m.
Looking Back

Wishing my absolutely adored @sugarplum-senpai the happiest of birthdays - again ;D I happen to actually be RIIIIGHT on time in my timezone, somehow. Thank you for being so loving, kind and inspiring everyday. This is for you~ 

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This was ridiculous.

The sun shone brightly above them, its light glistening across the dark waters crashing against the shores down below, and the air had absolutely no business being this cold.

The wind had been less aggressive back at the settlement. Seeing the clear skies so early in the morning, he’d thought – naively, in hindsight – that the temperatures would climb as they’d ride to the northern coast. Waiting under the sun should have been… Possibly not comfortable, but certainly not this ridiculously unbearable.

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Soulmate AU where you can only see in black and white until you touch your soulmate.

Part 1Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 – Part 5 – Part 6

Part 5B (KillerWave version)
Part 5C (KillerStorm version - coming soon)

Of course Lisa notices when Len starts seeing colors. It’s only a matter of time before she gets him to admit it’s The Flash, and with their fight at the museum all over the news Lisa already knows how well Len’s handled the situation. She says he needs to fix it, and Len’s never been able to say no to her puppy dog eyes. Time to start planning.


Joe was there, at the museum, and he heard everything Barry and Snart said to each other. Barry doesn’t want to talk about it–even if he did he’d probably go to Iris–but he can only avoid Joe for so long before his foster father is dragging him into an empty room at STAR Labs. But he still doesn’t want to talk, doesn’t want to explain or listen. Leonard Snart never asked Barry to be his soulmate, and Barry was done asking for or expecting anything. Snart is a criminal, and Barry is The Flash. What does it matter that they’re soulmates?

Brief, unscientific survey: would you be interested in reading an Orphan Black/The 100 AU crossover fic?  Please rate interest 0-5, with 0 being No Way In Hell and 5 being This Is My Dream Come True.

(Note: I started one awhile ago and really enjoyed combining the worlds, but then everything went to Bury Your Gays hell and I wasn’t sure the angry fandom would be into it.  My plan was to make it mostly Cophine with some Clexa, not decided about other ships.)

Thanks!

Redecoration.

Summary: You and your boyfriend have just moved in together, calling for an immediate shopping trip to update your apartment. 

A/N: This is an idea I got because I went to Target to get one thing and ended up spending like $200 on pretty stuff. Also, it kind of sucks, but it was a cute idea and I really wanted to write it. 

As usual, shoutout to @hamilbye for reading this when it was halfway done for me and telling me it was an adorable idea. 

Pairing: Lin x Reader 

Warnings: All fluff, all the time (would I ever write anything else?) 

Words: 2,381 (I can’t even try to keep my word count low. Sorry.) 


Maneuvering your car into a tight parking space had taken ten minutes. Finding the parking space had taken half an hour. From where you sat, it almost wasn’t worth it. But then you glanced at the smiling being sitting next to you in the car and grinned. Lin was a toddler, already straining against his seat belt, trying to wrestle himself out of the car and into the store. You reacted immediately when he placed a hand on the door handle, reaching your hand out to grab his wrist, your body leaning over the center console. You laughed before growing stern, the look on his face just barely contained the excitement.

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