Monk Week: Martial Art Attack Generator

A special attack generator for the monk in your D&D party! Roll 1d100 on each table and put them together to create your monk’s secret technique!

edit: I missed the opportunity to put “Owlbear” instead of “Bear” in Table B. For best results, use Owlbear instead.

“Yuri on Stage” translated bits from /a/... AGAIN

Disclaimer: don’t know where anons got the below picture, sorry. If anyone knows the source, please let me know!

>They were practicing Boston Crab.
>V: You are stiff. If your body was more flexible, your performance would be improved.
>Y: It hurts! Of course I’m not as flexible as you. But “that one” is more flexible than you…
>V: That one? Who is that?
>Y: Ah? That is Sha…chihoko!
>V: Sha…chihoko?
>Y: No one can be compared to that one when it comes to flexibility.
>V: That Chihoko is that good?
>Y: Once you has seen him, you would never forget. And he’s gold glittering.
>V: Gold glittering…
>Y: He’s always doing back bridging posture(not sure how to translate this) on top of Hasetsu Castle!
>V: …
>Y: Victor, why are you angry?
>V: I’m not angry.
>Y: You are clearly angry…
>Victor wrote “surpass Chihoko” on Yuuri’s back silently.

Boston Crab, by the way, is a wrestling move. Also slight mistake: “aitsu” is a gender-neutral word, since Yuuri is drunkenly describing a giant fish statue on Hasetsu Castle and not an actual person. Victor mistakingly thought Yuuri was referring to a (non-existent) ex. KEK.


 Imagine the esper kids in sleepover nights. When they get hungry Ritsu goes to the kitchen to get⁄prepare some snacks. He doesn´t allow Shou in the kitchen so Teru kindly offers to help he is just hoping to eat more that way but thanks to that cute shoumob moments unfold.

Also, Mob tells Shou that he is in the Body Improvement club so the later tries some of his wrestling moves on him. Ritsu and Teru were received with this scene when they came back.

Let’s not forget that Eijun Sawamura

Originally posted by chunli

  • was captain and ace of his middle school team, and is known as a big brother figure among his friends.

  • is an only child. 
  • is pretty much Kuramochi’s gofer and favorite punching bag. 

  • has a pretty hot childhood friend, who secretly has a crush on him. 
  • prefers any kind of food but natto. 

  • loves and enjoys reading Shoujo Manga. 

  • ranks 3rd as the most friendly and most sociable in the Seido Baseball Club Secret Rankings by the managers. (Toujou is first) 

  • greatly values teamwork and camaraderie. 
  • started playing baseball because of Jikkyō Powerful Pro Yakyū series

  • was recruited by Rei Takashima. 

  • chose Seido after his meeting with Miyuki. 

Originally posted by puerto-ricochet

  • is better than Miyuki in Shogi.

  • is very blunt with Miyuki and usually treats him as someone of his own age. He also has a habit of calling him by his full name. 

  • looks up to Shunpei Sanada as the kind of pitcher he wants to be.

  • read books like the Book of Five Rings, which led him to call his superiors old Japanese military ranks and switching his speech pattern to flowery language from time to time.

  • is fond of giving nicknames to his teammates. (ex. Cheetah-sama, Metabolic-senpai, Beard-senpai, Wolf Brat…LOL XD) 

  • bears a surname that shares the same Kanji character  村 (Mura)  with Okumura Koushuu ( 奥村 光舟) . (Sawamura Eijun>>  沢 栄純)  

  • is based on Eiji Sawamura, a pro baseball player who played for the Yomiuri Giants

  • wears his school uniform neatly and properly. 

  • gets cat-eyed when flustered. 

  • is very emotional and cries easily. 

  • has suffered from YIPS, a career-ending disease, and overcame it. 

Originally posted by struckbylightning-hxh

  • is a southpaw pitcher with unique timing. 

  • has a naturally flexible body with supple joints, allowing him to immediately change the pitch’s direction. (Also the reason why Kuramochi likes to practice his wrestling moves on him.) 

  • has pitched for 2 full games.

  • is quite competent with infield defense and pick-offs.

  • specializes in throwing idiosyncratic pitches.   

  • has an arsenal of pitches that includes a 4-Seam Fastball, 2-Seam Fastball, Cutter, Changeup, and Splitter.

  • unknowingly threw a Cutter to strike out Sensen’s Ace, Maki.  Now  the Cutter has become one of the key pitches within his repertoire.
  • learned the Changeup overnight. 

  • managed to piss off Mei Narumiya when he first pitched the Circle Changeup in an official game. 

  • developed the ‘Numbers’ system with Miyuki for his pitching repertoire.

  • used to struggle with control, but he has improved considerably and is able to locate pitches consistently.
  • has an unorthodox pitching form that doesn’t allow the batter to see the release point of the pitch, which consequently messes up the batter’s timing. 

  • is also surprisingly level-headed in critical situations.  He is always able to pull off amazing pitches in a pinch, which never fails to amaze Miyuki.

Originally posted by r-en-19

  • is the best “bunter” in the series, which earned him the title of “Bunt Master” or “Bunt Meijin”. He is also referred to as the “Kawai of Seidou”. This nickname is a reference to Masahiro Kawai, a former player for the Yomiuri Giants who was known for his defense and bunting skills.

Originally posted by luna-ly

  • hero-worships and deeply respects Chris.  

  • considers Chris as his valuable mentor and sometimes calls him ‘Master’. 

  • brought back the light into Chris’s eyes and motivated him to play with the team. 

Originally posted by deimonology

  • has the funniest and silliest expressions. 

  • is the team’s mood-maker. 

  • is praised by Coach Ugai for his motivational skills. ( “ The spice called motivation gives birth to good synergy. With such a kid on the team, the team is bound to get stronger.”

  • has a PRAISE KINK. 

  • usually offers bunting advice to his teammates. 

  • is very loud and rambunctious (and it’s up to Kuramochi to keep him in line). 

Originally posted by merysedits

  • is just one of the cutest ever. 
  • is a total dork. 

  • acts like an adorable dog at times. 

Originally posted by struckbylightning-hxh

Originally posted by kirisuya

  • is very beautiful.  (Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too PURE FOR THIS WORLD  (●´艸`)ヾ )

  • has a bright and charming smile that can rival the sun. 

  • has an amazing pair of eyes. 

  • is strong-willed, competitive, outspoken, and courageous

  • is tough on himself and evaluates himself relentlessly. 

Originally posted by ailaick

Originally posted by sawamuhra

Originally posted by jczala

Don’t forget that Eijun is more than just this silly, noisy and obnoxious guy. He is very cute and precious, and a very hard-working person. He has come a long way since he began his high school career in Seido. He’s undeniably one of the key players of the team and has improved tremendously. ヾ(:3ノシヾ)

Originally posted by miyukeis

This is a PSA brought to you in part by yours truly.
Okay, bye! I’m dead.    _(┐「ε:)_

Feel free to add anything else about our favorite Sunshine Child!!!  

Blueprint For Terror: Is The WWE Unintentionally Showing Terrorists How To Perform America’s Best Wrestling Moves?

America is under siege from the forces of radical Islamic terrorism. With the stakes so high, vigilance is paramount. We must hold accountable any institutions whose carelessness may be inadvertently helping ISIS and endangering us all. It’s high time we asked the tough question that no one wants to ask: Is the WWE unintentionally showing terrorists how to perform America’s best wrestling moves?

The Islamic State will use every tool at its disposal to bring ruin to the West, which is what makes World Wrestling Entertainment’s recklessness so dangerous. By making WrestleMania so easily accessible on TV and online, the WWE is essentially handing our enemies a step-by-step guide to bringing the pain to our soldiers night after night.

There’s no way to sugarcoat this: Monday Night Raw may unwittingly be one of ISIS’s very most valuable assets.

Masterful finishing moves like the Stone Cold Stunner and the R.K.O., meticulously developed by top WWE Universal Champions over the years, can be used to devastating, slam-tastic results. But it doesn’t take a large leap of the imagination to figure that, when a spine-busting wheelbarrow suplex leads to a wrestler proudly holding the title belt over their head as their opponent writhes in agony, ISIS is watching.

How can anyone consider our country safe when any ISIS militant can simply turn on the TV and study a WWE Superstar’s perfect form as they turn an opponent upside down and drive them headfirst into the mat?

With WWE publicly broadcasting the very best of our wrestlers’ throws, aerial maneuvers, holds, and double-teams, it’s only a matter of time before we see a terrorist execute a skull-rattling Attitude Adjustment with a precision that until now only John Cena could. Meanwhile, extremist assaults on our god-given liberties will only increase in severity and frequency as soldiers of the Islamic State learn to launch themselves off the ropes and clothesline our boys in uniform to terrifying, badass effect.

How long will it be until ISIS develops a Powerbomb Facebuster of its own? This once-inconceivable scenario could soon be a reality. In fact, it seems the question is not if ISIS will become capable of putting an American soldier in a facelock with their legs and then dropping their ass flat, but when.

Tipping our hand to the terrorists would be a travesty. For the sake of American lives both domestic and on the battlefield, the WWE needs to do far more to ensure that the ability to perform Chokeslam Backbreakers stays out of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s hands. Here’s hoping they get it together before it’s too late, because in the fight against terrorism, there are no rematches.

“I told you to be careful.” (Ethan)

Requested by anonymous: “y/n is dating ethan and grayson is y/n’s best friend and gray and y/n were play fighting but he ended up actually hurting her on accident and ethan was super upset.”


*Ethan’s POV*

“What the hell are you two doing? I can’t focus with all this noise.” I asked as I walked out of the camera room to find (Y/N) and Grayson play fighting.

“I asked Grayson to teach me some wrestling moves. I would’ve asked you, but I didn’t want to interrupt you while you were editing.” (Y/N) explained.

“Well, Gray, try not to hurt her. I do like her in one piece.” I said as I went back to editing.

I sat at the computer for about twenty minutes and all was quiet before I heard a loud scream.

“What happened?” I asked as I ran over to (Y/N) and Grayson.

“I can’t move.” (Y/N) whimpered as tears fell out of her eyes.

“Grayson, what the hell did you do?” I asked as he just sat there and kept apologizing. 

“My shoulder, it’s my shoulder. It hurts so bad, I think it’s broken. Baby, please, do something.” (Y/N) said through her teeth. 

“C’mon, let’s get you to the emergency room.” I said as Grayson and I lifted her up. We got her in the car and drove to the 24-hour emergency room that was by the house. There weren’t that many people there, so we were seen pretty quickly.

(Y/N) explained everything to the doctor and then went off to get x-rayed.

“What did you do?” I asked Grayson as we sat in the examination room, waiting for (Y/N).

“Everything just happened so fast. I was going to pin her, then I slipped and fell on top of her. And I guess I landed on her shoulder.” Grayson explained.

“I told you to be careful. You know you’re like fifty times bigger than her.” I said, not looking up from the floor.

“Ethan, how many more times do I need to apologize? I didn’t break her shoulder on purpose.” He said. Just then, the doctor came back in with (Y/N) in a sling and her x-rays in his hand.

“Well, luckily it’s not broken, just dislocated.” He said as we looked at the x-rays. “You’re gonna have to wear a sling for about two weeks, and I’m gonna prescribe some pain killers, something a bit more than just an over the counter aspirin. Put some ice on it as soon as you get home. Not too much movement in the first couple of days, but towards the end of the week, try to mobilize it as much as you can handle.” The doctor explained.

Once we were able to leave, we went to the drug store to pick up (Y/N)’s medicine and then headed home.

“Well, it’s been a very long night, you probably wanna get up to bed.” I said to (Y/N).

“Yes, I am very tired. I’ll meet you upstairs.” (Y/N) said as she kissed my cheek.

“I’ll be up in a minute. I’ll bring you some ice and a glass of water.” I said as she walked upstairs.

“Hey, E, again, I’m really sorry about everything.” Grayson said.

“It’s okay. I’m sorry for being so upset. I was just, scared that it was gonna be something really bad.” I said.

“It’s okay, I understand. Well, I’m gonna head up to bed. I’ll see you in the morning. Apologize to (Y/N) once more for me.” He said.

“I will.” I said. I walked off to the kitchen to get (Y/N) some ice and water, then headed upstairs to check on her.

“I’m not gonna be able to sleep.” She said, sitting up as soon as I walked in.

“What?” I asked as I walked over to her, placing the ice pack on her shoulder and wrapping it up with an ace bandage.

“This sling is so damn annoying. I can’t lay on my busted arm, and when I lay on my other side, my busted arm lays on me and is heavy on my stomach.” She whined.

“You’ll be alright. Take your medicine so your shoulder doesn’t swell.” I said as I kissed her forehead. “Oh, and Grayson wanted me to apologize for him again.” I added. She smiled up at me and laid back down.

“Baby, are you mad?” She asked as I got into the bed with her.

“No. Why would I be mad?” I asked.

“You just seemed upset with everything while we were at the emergency room. Especially at Grayson. I don’t wanna be the reason you two are in a fight.” She said.

“We’re not in a fight. I was just worried that you were actually gonna be broken. But, you’re not, and everything is okay. I’m not mad. Now, get some sleep.” I said, kissing her forehead and turning out the light. We laid there in the silence before (Y/N) spoke again.

“You know what else sucks?” She asked.

“What?” I asked, curious to hear what she was about to say.

“We can’t spoon comfortably for the next two weeks.” She said.

“Well, no. But I can snuggle into your side, lay my head on your good shoulder, and you can run your fingers through my hair, which you know helps me fall asleep.” I joked.

“Oh, yay. At least one of us gets to sleep comfortably.” She laughed.

“Good night (Y/N). I love you.” I said.

“I love you too. Good night baby.”

Wrestling Moves

Icarus is on the floor, back pressed into the carpet.  Apollo – one of the two sun gods who’ve attached themselves to Icarus – is on top of him.  Mounted over him.  Apollo is shirtless, revealing the cut of perfect muscles.  His soft, neatly coiled hair tumbles over his bare shoulders as he leans over Icarus.  The gold tattoos gleam against warm, dark skin.  He’s wearing pants at least, but without his usual belt, so the pants lay low enough that that V-line of muscle running from Apollo’s hips down to… his crotch… are clearly visible…  

The heat of the sun god is palpable.  Icarus can feel it easily, through the thin cloth of his sweatpants and T-shirt.  The heat is warm on his lower belly, where Apollo’s weight is barely pressing down, and along his waist, where Apollo’s thighs are pressed against his torso…

Mouth dry, Icarus looks up at Apollo, who is staring down at him, a small smile on his lips.  

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Uninvited. {Dean Ambrose}

Summary: Housesitting for Dean had its perks, his house was beautiful, quiet and relaxing when it came to studying compared to your dorm or the lecture hall. However, your friends convince you to throw a party at his bachelor pad only to have Dean crash the party.

Warning: Smut. Smut. Smut.

Masterlist: Here

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Uneasy || Grayson Dolan

SUMMARY - on tour, Grayson gets a lil sick  and doesn’t know what to do, so he calls you up.

WARNING - nothing, just cute fluffy Grayson.

WORD COUNT - roughly 1,000

AUTHOR’S NOTE - requested by an anon. i hope you like it and have a good day my lovessss.


Grayson paces his hotel room as Ethan sits on the corner of his bed, watching him. They were in Chicago, and had just finished up a show. Tomorrow, they would set off to their next destination. There’s only five more shows on the American leg of the tour until they come back home to Los Angeles, where she’d be waiting for him. 

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TFP has a lot of great eps, but i’d definitely say that Chain of Command is my #2 top favourite episode (second only to Orion Pax Part III). i mean

  • ongoing feud between screamer and shockey
  • “starscream, assume command of my beast”
  • wheeljack: “YEEEHAAA! [jumps off cliff]”
  • wheeljack jumping off the cliff, beheading a vehicon with his swords and ending with a perfect roll
  • Jackie’s sarcastic sword salute to Ultra Magnus omg
  • that whole epic scene where Jackie, Bulkhead and Magnus kick decepticon ass together
  • Ultra Magnus kickin ass with the frickin forge of solus prime like it’s not a special ancient relic or anything  #hammertime
  • miko emerges from her seahorse daddy
  • “yo, can i come with?” “why not”
  • predaking frying starscream’s helm spike
  • wheeljack legitimately considering miko as a Wrecker and being all proud dad
  • Predaking tossing Starscream around in the apex armour like a chew toy
  • Ultra Magnus’s faces. he’s just so done with everything already
  • wreckers vs predaking part 1 ayyye
  • starscream taking off the apex armour, wiggling his body & wings, “ahhh ventilation”
  • wheeljack trying to throw a grenade down predaking’s throat but hE FAILS AND THE FACES HE MAKES WHEN HE REALIZES HIS MISTKAE
  • “oh scrap”
  • Miko having to face starscreamand like not being afraid at all
  • predaking thinks apex armour is a chew toy part 2
  • miko vs starscream
  • and winner for the sickest burn goes to “even the strongest armour cannot protect the weakest of creatures” “protected you, didn’t it?”
  • miko CATCHES starscream’s rocket
  • miko with the wrestling moves omg
  • jackie legit being such a proud dad
  • thank u cameraman for closeup of starscream’s claws
  • predaking getting smarter
  • look how long tihs list is and i probably missed some