WWE Championship Match

The Rock © vs. John Cena

The Undertaker vs. CM Punk

No Holds Barred Match w/ Triple H’s Career on the Line

Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar

World Heavyweight Championship Match

Alberto Del Rio © vs. Jack Swagger

Intercontinental Championship Match

Wade Barrett © vs. The Miz

WWE Tag Team Championship Match

Team Hell No © vs. Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston

Randy Orton, Sheamus, and The Big Show vs. The Shield

Ryback vs. Mark Henry

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

Tons of Funk and The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars and The Bella Twins

Today is Wrestlemania XXIX.

And I apologize beforehand for all of the wrestling posts and gifs I’m going to be posting…

…but hell, it’s my blog.  Either scroll past the shit or unfollow me for today.

There’s something… electric… in the air today.  One or both of these things are going to happen: either Punk miraculously beats The Streak or The Rock retains the WWE Championship and Cena turns heel in the process.

Or, you know, WWE can play it safe and not have ANYTHING exciting happen and it’ll just be a standard, predictable PPV.

As much as I want the former to happen, I’m banking on the latter.

See you guys at 7PM EST.

The finish for Wrestlemania XXIX made my dick hurt

And simultaneously gave me every known STD and virus known to man. Seriously, fuck this predictable ass company. Nothing surprises me anymore! I went in there with low expectations, and WWE shattered those by going lower than what I was even expecting!

Seriously, I’m not even mad about CM Punk losing to Undertaker, despite the fact that I’m a huge CM Punk fanboy…. But Jesus Fucking Christ everything in that show was so predictable… Triple H gets his win back, and so does Cena… Good night folks, nothing new to see here.