wreck-yourself

more discourse bc i read some more responses: “ah isnt purposefully destructive”

someone find the fucking clip of jack looking around the BEAUTIFUL off topic set and saying something along the lines of “i just look around and say ‘what can i fuck up in here’”

also just take a lil gander at their room. a ceiling tile literally fell on top of jeremy. there are holes from weapons in basically everything. check yourself before you wreck yourself

Bitches will literally bump to Despacito and then try to get on you for listening to Kpop because “you can’t understand what they’re saying”. Bitch you-

Originally posted by dondehaypelo

the signs as stereotypical cat behaviors
  • aries: climbing a tree too high to get out of without a firemans help
  • taurus: sleeping 18 hours a day
  • gemini: the quick transition between playing and trying to kill
  • cancer: meowing for no reason
  • leo: "sitting up high makes me feel important" mentality
  • virgo: staring intently at the wall
  • libra: face rubbies
  • scorpio: peeing on your bed
  • sagittarius: randomly determined fast relocation of self (darting from room to room without cause)
  • capricorn: *chatters uncontrollably*!!at birds through the window
  • aquarius: laser pointer location anticipation
  • pisces: vacuum fear

I’m honestly SO DONE with Tumblr people trying to prove that whatever slang is “problematic” and thus unusable because it has a troubled history

LISTEN

YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT MOTHERFUCKING GAME?

Alright, well the word “okay”–which is the SINGLE MOST UNDERSTOOD WORD AROUND THE GLOBE–originated as this weird trend in Victorian times for making acronyms of intentionally mispelled words because dyslexia and learning disorders are hilarious. O.K. stands for “oll korrect.” So you’re making fun of people who can’t spell worth a shit whenever you use it. Don’t use “okay” unless you hate people with dyslexia and learning disorders!!!!!!!!!

I don’t think you realize how many words have FUCKED UP origins, but here’s a clue, it’s a fucking lot. Don’t play this game or you will wreck yourself when someone who actually knows this enters the game.

Harry would....

He would look at you like you were the pure image of sex, he would start unbuttoning one of his Gucci shirts slowly, because he knew how you loved his hands. Once his shirt was off he would sit on the bed, and motion you over. You would stand in between his legs, his hands would be on your hips, and he would pull your sweater up over your head. He would throw it towards the closet, knowing it was your favorite. His hands would run up and down your sides gingerly, a ghost of a touch, never enough to fill your need for him.  You would take a deep breath, as it was always nerve wrecking revealing yourself to such a perfect man, with such an intense gaze; no matter how many times you have done it. You would unclasp your bra, and Harry would stand up, His eyes would try to stay with yours, but his admiration of your body  would over  and flick his gaze down to your chest. His lips would meet yours, you would be able to feel the need in the kiss. His hands would find their way to the button on you pants, and your hands would find the button on his.  Before you knew it you would both be naked, your body under his. You would feel his warmth and take a moment to revel in it. He would pull his lips down your body, staring at your neck and ending below your belly button. He would kiss and nip inside your thighs until you mewl his name and tell him to stop teasing. Your legs would be spread, your hands in his hair. He would press a tiny kiss to your clit, driving you crazy. You would think he was still teasing, ready for the torturous assault, but he would be ready, he would lick a straight line up your core. His licks would be long and deep. His nose would bump your clit and you would be able to feel his lips form his infamous smirk. He would nibble your clit and plunge his fingers into you, making your back arch. It wouldn’t take long after that. He would lick several more strips before you climaxed, moaning his name and a string of profanities. His hands would help you ride out your orgasm, while he would tell you how good you tasted and how beautiful you were. After you had calmed down he would pull you into is warm chest and cuddle you. He would start talking about is day and how much he was going to miss this when he was on tour.  


Felt like writing some harry today, Hope you enjoyed. Please check out my blog and request stuff if you like this there is more like it on my blog and on the way!!!

;; Grey’s Anatomy Starters
  • ❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞
  • ❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞
  • ❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞
  • ❝ He has no pulse! ❞
  • ❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?
  • ❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞
  •  I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞
  • ❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞
  • ❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞
  •  I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞
  • ❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞
  • You had sex. How was it? ❞
  • ❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞
  • ❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞
  • ❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞
  • ❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞
  • ❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞
  • ❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞
  • ❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞
  • ❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞
  • ❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞
  • ❝ I lost my shoe! ❞
  • ❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞
  • ❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞
  • ❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞
  • ❝ Glad you’re back. ❞
  • ❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞
  • ❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞
  • ❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞
  • ❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞
  • ❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞
  • ❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞
  • ❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞
  •  When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞
  • If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞
  • ❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞
  • ❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞
  • ❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞
  • ❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞
  • ❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞
  •  You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞
  • I was staring at Simba. ❞
  • You gave me syphilis! ❞
  • This is why I keep you around. ❞
  • So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞
  • I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞
  • He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞
  • Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞
  • I think I like this rules thing. ❞
  • You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞
  • You’re my person. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞
  • ❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞