wreck shop

anonymous asked:

Going to make you do another list- favorite scenes in Critical Role?

Oh, this is just cruel, especially since I’ve gone and decided I was gonna do timestamps. These are just a few that popped into my head and I’m sure I’ll remember thirty as soon as I post it. Enjoy the complete emotional whiplash of this random assortment of moments. 

Tried to keep the descriptions as spoiler-free as possible so people can just jump in wherever, but I’d skip this if you’re really worried. Every link leads to the exact timestamp, some of which are obviously very spoilery. Here we go!

Episode 3: Vex and Keyleth say “fuck it”. (Note: early episode means v. loud at times and sound quality is pretty rough.)

Episode 4: Laura gets to the episode a bit late, just in time for an elaborate and extremely well-thought-out plan to go into play.

Episode 17: Grog mopes after a rough fight.

Episode 18: Matt gets a subtle revenge after Percy absolutely wrecks shop with multiple natural twenties… while wearing buttflap pajamas.

Episode 19: Mary Elizabeth McGlynn has a helluva moment as Zahra during a particularly nasty fight in her first-ever D&D game.

Episode 22Vex is Not Pleased.

Episode 23: Matt invents Victor the blackpowder merchant on the spot.

Episode 24: The party refuses to let Percy face the Briarwoods alone.

Episode 24: Vax gets revenge on Grog for tripping him several months ago.

Episode 25: Vax alone.

Episode 25: Vex charges in with the most dramatic dice rolls possible.

Episode 26“Here’s my plan… we’re all cows.”

Episode 28: The show takes on a distinctly different and more disturbing tone. Welcome to Whitestone.

Episode 31: [Jurassic Park theme intensifies]

Episode 34: The sixth barrel.

Episode 34: To quote an earlier post: the walls are people and magic is dead. Everything is fine.

Episode 35: Scanlan casts a spell on Percy.

Episode 36: Percy gives Grog a sentient sword. What could go wrong?

Episode 36: Keyleth, Scanlan, and Percy take in a magic show during the festival. They’re… still a little frazzled.

Episode 38: Scanlan’s flirtatious relationship with Kaylie takes a dramatic turn.

Episode 39: Everything changes.

Episode 40: The party starts to fracture under the strain.

Episode 41: Finding Gilmore.

Episode 42: Vex’s limerick for Scanlan.

Episode 44: Matt is DMing a room full of twelve-year-olds.

Episode 44: Half the party’s character arcs turn on a single roll of the dice…

Episode 45“I like you people, okay?”

Episode 47: Vex seeks help with a magical artifact.

Episode 47: Vax and Grog slip into nightmares.

Episode 48: Vex does some flying target practice over breakfast. Things escalate.

Episode 49: Grog escapes the portal in the most heartbreaking possible way.

Episode 51: Scanlan coaches Kaylie through a distraction.

Episode 52: Unbe-fucking-lievable sequence of dice rolls.

Episode 53: Bickering twins being bickering twins.

Episode 55: “Left.” Chills every time.

Episode 56: Grog gets his hands on a magical artifact. Experimentation ensues.

Episode 56: Percy and Keyleth talk about cities and lifespans. Unbelievably good improv.

Episode 57: Chatting with trees.

Episode 57: Vax has an unexpected late-night visitor.

Episode 58: Scanlan to the rescue. (”I don’t do these things!”)

Episode 59: Percy has a couple of late-night conversations after a charm wears off.

Episode 59: Pike commissions a family portrait.

Episode 60: Vox Machina is a close-knit group.

Episode 63: Saundor and Vex. Link is to the fixed audio, because the background music times up perfectly and it’s a little uncanny.

Episode 64: A belated discovery and farewell.

Episode 65: The perils of mist-walking in a desert environment.

Episode 65: Scanlan looks for someone to help him out with a drug deal.

Episode 67: Keyleth, the airship, and the storm.

Episode 68: Scanlan and the Onyx Dog.

Episode 69: A letter for Keyleth.

Episode 69: An ominous meeting.

Episode 71“I sing at it.”

Episode 72: Vex and Percy talk about forgiveness.

Episode 74: Cenokir introduces himself. Things get a little weird.

Episode 75: Pike teaches Grog to read.

Episode 76“I’m so amazing!”

Episode 78: Kashaw the strategist.

Episode 81: Grog finds a famous (infamous) D&D magical item.

oh, cool news!!

as you guys may know, i’ll be participating in the @supernaturalartbook!

so excited to announce i’m placed in the chapter Angels and Heaven! for this, i’ll be providing a piece consisting of Chuck and The God Squad! MY CHILDREN

so excited!! if you haven’t read up on this book, it’s for a great cause, and it’s FILLED with tons and tons of incredible artists!!

Michaela Pratt isn’t bossy. She’s the boss.

Pass it on.

Originally posted by kidraaul

It only took three seasons and eleven episodes in to finally, BELATEDLY have an unwavering spotlight on her leaning the fuck in to unabashedly wreck shop. No inexplicable putdowns uttered simply for embarrassment’s sake. No taking lip from her wack assed BFF and turning blind, deaf and mute in response. Not hanging Annalise out to dry in spite of a litany of resentments (some valid, some not) festering since the beginning. Nope. None of that. It was just a culmination of what every Aja Naomi King stan has been craving for from day one. The student learning from her teacher, then taking training wheels off towards that coming full circle. Recognizing her role. Stepping into the leadership vacuum. Delegating responsibilities. Throwing a forest full of shade. Flawless fucking victories. And not only did she keep her composure, head swiveled on straight, getting rewarded with a bedtime massage to boot?

Originally posted by love-isthebestthingwedo

Take a bow, madam.

Tonight was over-delayed gratification harvested to fruition. It’s about fucking time! More where that came from, please!

Now where do I forward scriptwriter Abby Ajayi’s flower bouquet? Pete Nowalk could take a hint and learn something about adequate character development.

A group of enraged and concerned Slytherins, Ravenclaws, some Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs that hear about the Weasley Twins selling Love Potions in their bathroom shop, wrecking their potion display after the Twins refuse to stop selling it– it takes away the person’s consent. They’re wrong and horrible, it’s not ethical! 
The Twins brush them off and hex them out of their store.
Who would listen to Slytherins and their friends, anyway? Besides, Love Potions are legal. They even teach you how to make them in class!

The group making detection rings with counter charms on them and selling them for a copper if only so they can buy rings at Hogsmead. The Slytherins networking to make sure that the biggest targets of the hottest gossip were protected and that they knew how powerful to make the charms to counter the potions via listening to the Gryffindors about how the Twins are with their potions and who is looking at whom. Hufflepuffs talking people out of buying a potion and or letting people know they need to be on the look out. Ravenclaws researching and working on counter potions, and writing petitions. The Gryffindors going between flat out arguing with them and waiting out the pranks they inevitably received, or starting shit in their shop in school.

When they leave to start WWW and still sell the Love Potions, a group petitioning for them to stop selling it because Love Potions are wrong.

Today i played a game with a small girl, i think she was maybe 11 or 12?
She talked about so many cool map tricks and ways to use the characters, and was really, REALLY good at Phara.

After I complimented her on a nice play, she invited me to a group- and then her dad showed up too and said hello! We ended up all playing together. Eventually friends (and a couple that were just friendly teammates that she invited because they were cool) kept glomming onto our group til we had a full team and we Wrecked. Shop. I had no idea what I was in for.

In our last match together (she and her dad had to leave for dinner) she got play of the game by knocking four of the enemy team off the bridge at lijang tower in a tie breaker round. 

AND she had gold in eliminations.

((Also, I’m sorry for accidentally cursing on mic that one time, I know your dad said it was ok but I still feel a little guilty! I don’t want to get anyone I play with in trouble. You and your dad were super nice, and I liked talking about all the cool stuff you knew about Overwatch. ))

Keep flyin’ high Phara. ovo)7

“At first, I was a little disappointed that my upcoming Disney cruise is on the Dream. I’m beyond sick of "Cars” (which Disney is just as bad if not worse about over-promoting as “Frozen”), and both the Dream and Fantasy unfortunately themed their quick-service counters after “Cars”. But I’ve since heard that a “Wreck-It Ralph”-themed sweet shop is being installed on the Dream when it goes into drydock, and my cruise is after that. Now I feel better about being “stuck” on the Dream.“