wreck all the things

Hawkeye (2012) #11

anonymous asked:

I wish you would write a fic where steve figures out that he really likes getting pushed around. Like, we all know he needs to get wrecked, but does STEEB know? How does he feel about always needing to jerk off after intense hand to hand, or all his fantasies involving him tied up and on his knees?

Ah yes… Wreck Steve Rogers 2k17

any thrill will do

Steve/Bucky, Sam/Steve and Steve/various, ~3k

He stumbles upon an article on the internet that talks about “the illusion of danger” and “fantasies of consensual ravishment or agreed-to aggression” and “willing, or empowered, submission or surrender”. The article says things like it’s the wish to be beyond will, beyond thought. It claims that ultimately, choosing to forfeit control may not be to lose it … but to powerfully assert it.

Steve doesn’t know what to think about the article. He bookmarks it just in case.

(In which Steve has dirtybadwrong fantasies.)


Jesus Christ Hetalia

anonymous asked:

Hey Nai so I know last year during hiatus you made sort of like a fanvid masterpost do you think you can link it to me? Also do you have any new ones? It's only been 3 days and the hiatus is already hitting me hard lol

this hiatus already has me on the floor i will never understand how i managed to survive the almost 11 month hiatus between s2 and s3 i already want death.

okay so here’s the old list and i’m going to make an actual kind of proper list this time. or at least try to. let’s see how this goes.

Post Season 4 Fanvids

10 000 MILES

  • okay like… holy shit?? this is so soft and tender and sweet but at the same time it’s gonna rip your heart out and crush it in front of your face so y’know. hope you like pain!
  • (bonus: this person has made a fanvid for every. single. episode. this season. honestly, the highlight of my thursdays were getting up and watching these lmao)


  • omg omg omg omg GUYS my heart hurts this is just so… idek i have no words to describe it, it’s just so great and like most vids on this list, it’ll leave you crying


  • this motherfucking song is the bane of my existence like i just need to hear the first few words and then boom. tears. it’s cool i’ve accepted that this is what my life is right now.


  • i think i’ve said this before but ‘all i want’ is the bellarke song for me. i know the show uses an original score (fuck you tree adams for making me cry with ‘bellamy and clarke’ and ‘i see you’) but this is bellarke for me.


  • speaking of ‘i see you’ SOMEONE MADE A BELLARKE VID TO THAT TOO like bitch have mercy on my soul please this isn’t fair at all who gave you the right


  • i think on my original list i have a video of the same name but LISTEN. the what’s a soulmate bit breaks me every time (is it from dawson’s creek i think it’s from dawson’s creek) and it’s just so so good.


  • okay. okay okay okay okay. this video is almost ELEVEN MINUTES LONG. yes. you read that correctly. eleven. 11 minutes. i cried like 3 different times. i craved the embrace of death. i will never be whole again.


  • i’m saying something alright. that something is ‘yea what the fuck m8.’


  • i wanna set myself on fire it’ll probably hurt less


  • i know that fix you by coldplay is generally overused in fanvids and gifsets and shit but like. ask me if a give a fuck when i’m bawling into my pillow. because the answer is no. i could not care less.


  • this is pretty much bellarke from 1x01 to 4x13 and i’m just here clutching my blanket pointing at my screen going ‘look at my babies! look how much they’ve grown!’ i’m a wreck tbh.


  • this isn’t fair. why do all these videos hurt me like what the fuck.


  • yo fuck you this song choice is… wow. and ouch. mostly ouch. it’s so soft but it hurts so much.


  • it’s cool it’s fine lemme just go outside and scream until my lungs give out hahahaha i’m fine


i’m not gonna go off too much on these because like. this is already getting long. sorry i can’t shut up.

anonymous asked:

who the fuck is leroy jenkins


Essentially it is an early internet meme. In WoW raids would take a lot of planning and strategizing to succeed and a TON of people. In the middle of planning, one player runs into the dungeon alone shouting LEEERROYYYYY JEEEENKIIIIINNSSSS and essentially wrecking the whole thing, being reckless, and getting everybody killed. All because he wanted to eat some chicken.

underthesamestar  asked:

I rewatched the last episode again and I started crying when Haru was saying sorry to Makoto and now I am crying again... Yanny, I love them so much, so much, they are so beautiful, I can't describe with words how beautiful they are. I wish everyone to find a person to love and be loved by them like Makoto and Haru love each other.

Makoto and Haru’s relationship (in S2) shined the brightest in this ep

It made me think about their relationship as a whole

All that they went through…

and the hardships that they had to face…

BUT were able to conquer together, simply by being each others’ strength

…that solid base of support.

It showed how they grew as a person..

…and grew as ‘best friends

And how, while life seemed to throw them ALL the reasons to give up

to let go

they instead find MORE reasons to hold on to each other.






Velociraptor Awareness Day: Awareness of the Challenges and Problems in Raptor Ownership

Velociraptor, given it’s small size, fluffy body, and playful nature, may seem like the ideal pet. Since it is a solitary ambush predator, it’s much like what you would get if you combine a cat with a bird! 

But, like with any pet, there are major challenges in caring for a Velociraptor. As a veteran owner, I am here to warn about some of the issues you must be prepared for in your home. 

Velociraptor is a nesting animal! If you are lucky (or unlucky, depending on your point of view) enough to have a female animal as I have, it is likely that she will regularly build nests out of the various blankets and towels in your home - or even your clothes! Eggs are produced, mate or no mate, about once a year. For unfertilized eggs, simply let her brood the eggs until the incubation time has passed (about 1 month). At that point, she will accept the eggs as a lost cause, and eat them herself. Be sure to have enough nesting materials for her to use, lest your nanna’s blanket get laid upon! 

If you want information on breeding your Velociraptor, ask @spirellity, who has been successfully rearing these animals for years. 

Raptors are easily distracted by loud sights and sounds. Be sure to keep the sound of your television at an appropriate volume, and try to avoid bright flashes and startling imagery. Don’t be too alarmed, however, if your Velociraptor gets engrossed in whatever you’re watching! Rey in particular is fascinated with the popular show Gravity Falls, as shown above. 

Velociraptor is an obligate carnivore and, as such, cannot digest plant material. Be sure to keep your Velociraptor on a raw-meat diet, utilizing various different types of animals as food. In fact, it’s often better to let your Velociraptor hunt! If you have the resources, try to build a pen in your backyard that will not let the raptor, or it’s prey, out. Release the raptor with mice and other rodents and watch her hunt! 

Even though they’re obligate carnivores, you have to be careful for them getting into your food! Cookies smell yummy whether or not you should have them. Raptors aren’t as deadly allergic to chocolate as some other animals, but still, I quickly got Ray out of this situation. Don’t let the raptor into the cookie jar! 

Velociraptor is a curious animal. As such, you want to keep your valuables and belongings out of reach! Ray here has gotten into @plokool‘s Star Wars novels, and has completely messed up the order! We’re lucky she hasn’t ripped out any pages. Or destroyed the wifi router. 

Being ambush predators, Velociraptor can and will hide behind anything, especially when they are hungry and thus instinctually drawn to hunt. Ray here has hidden behind my Scottish flag, but luckily I saw her. Though they aren’t very inclined to hunt their humans, still be on guard for the sharp claws if you suddenly cannot find your raptor! 

Velociraptor, like all animals, loves to go outside! Be sure to take your raptor on regular walks for exercise and enrichment. But definitely use a leash! Otherwise unfamiliar sights and smells will distract your raptor and lead you on an unfortunate chase. 

Your raptor is going to want to sleep in the bed with you. While I’m sure this is a tempting prospect, you want to avoid that. Raptors kick naturally in their sleep and you will probably be on the receiving end of that prospect. In addition, you want to establish a hierarchy with your raptor - and allowing her in the bed with you will probably destroy that system. Make a good, small bed for your raptor, much like that for a large dog. She’ll thank you for it in the end. 

Raptors are expert climbers. Ray here has managed to get on top of my fridge. It could have been a lot worse - thanks to wing assisted inclined running, they can run up vertical surfaces and get as high as they want. Try to keep the tops of various cabinets (and refrigerators! and closets! and shelving!) clean and free of things you don’t want wrecked by your pet. And free of things that can wreck her!

While this is all very overwhelming, I will say that a raptor is a very rewarding and wonderful pet. If you manage to keep her safe and happy, she will be a lifelong friend and companion!

{PART 13} Who Are You? // Im Jaebum

Originally posted by sugaglos

Pairing: Jaebum x Reader (ft. Jackson & Jinyoung)

Genre: Angst

Summary; Mia sheds light on her relationship with Jaebum to Jinyoung and Jackson, as both of the boys finally complete the puzzle of what really happened to you on the night of your accident.

Please note that this series contains mentions of road/car accidents, amnesia and cheating.

I update this series every Sunday between 9pm-10pm (U.K Time)

{Part 1} // {Part 12} {Part 13} {Part 14}

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anonymous asked:

oOOO could we also get HC's for the tale/fell/swap skelebros actually as dads too, if that's cool? Parental hcs are my jAM tbh

(* It’s a c-c-combo answer.)


Sans is solid through the baby years.  He naps with the kid on his chest, and even pulls his shirt up so the babybones can cling to his ribs.  He’s fine with waking up in the middle of the night, and while he might fall asleep while trying to feed them a bottle, he’s still going to be fair about taking turns waking up.  
He’d do anything for his child.  He raised Papyrus, so he knows just what to do, and he makes them feel like they can accomplish anything.  It’s no secret that Papyrus gained his confidence through Sans’s endless praise, so he’s bound to be raising another Great-in-the-making.  
He helps them with their schoolwork, though he’ll lightly push them toward a love for the sciences.  And by lightly, I mean that he’s in the backyard building contraptions with them, launching homemade “rockets” and performing experiments in the basement.  
No matter what they do or whether or not they play sports or win any ribbons, Sans is supportive and tells them that they’re the best.  He’s full of both puns and encouragement.

If his child is throwing a tantrum in the store, however… yeah, he’s not having that.  Whatever they’re throwing the tantrum over, well, now they’re not getting it.  He’ll just keep walking and leave them in the aisle.  Of course, he’s going to make sure they actually get up and follow him, but he’s not going to give into/feed that behavior.


Papyrus is so excited over every milestone, but he doesn’t sleep much during the initial years.  Every time they cry, he’s right there, checking on them.  Sans has to help him out and convince him it’s okay to let them cry it out sometimes, and only then does his marginally calm down.  
Much like Sans, Papyrus is filled with encouragement.  His child is as Great as he is, of course!  He’s filled with pride over every accomplishment, and he’s so involved with their schooling that he practically just stays there.  PTA-Sans?  PFFT, NAW, IT’S PTA-PAPS.  Field trip?  Oh yeah, he’s coming.  Any kind of assembly, you better believe he’s there.  Oh, it’s lunchtime?  Papyrus is crammed in the tiny seat and eating lunch.  He’s also best friends with all of his kid’s friends.  He knows all of their names, and they all think he’s amazing.  His S/O is going to have to have a long talk with him if they want him to chill out, otherwise, he’s going to be a hovering-parent.  
But you’d better believe if his kid does anything that involves sports/competitions Papyrus is going to be their number-one-fan and shout his encouragement the loudest of them all.

His child is throwing a tantrum in the store?  WHY?  WHAT’S WRONG?  WHAT’S GOING ON?  WHY ARE THEY UNHAPPY?  Papyrus is apologetic.  If it’s because he denied buying them something, he’ll apologize and firmly tell them that his decision is final.
…If they keep crying, Papyrus caves immediately.  Yeah, he’ll buy it.  He’ll buy TWO OF THEM.  Just be happy!


He’s a little rough around the edges, but hey, he’s got this dad thing down.  The baby’s crying in the middle of the night?  He’s got it.  Especially if he still lives with his brother because man, Papyrus would have his head if he gets woken up.  Red’s used to getting only an hour or so of sleep, anyway, so this is no big deal.  He’s often found dozing during the day in a chair with the baby against his chest, and his jacket over both of them.  Both of them drool in their sleep.  
No one picks on his kid, and they learn to stand up for themselves–he makes sure of it.  If he even thinks his child is being bullied, he’s at the house of the other kid’s parents, and they’re going to have a long talk. He doesn’t take other people criticizing his kid very well, either.  He’s fiercely protective and hovers from the shadows.  
School-wise, he doesn’t care what his kid wants to do.  They want to slack?  Sure, as long as they don’t fail.  They can cut class, but don’t get caught.  They don’t have to do sports or any kind of activities.  He just wants them to grow up to be happy.  However, if they do find something they’re passionate about, Sans is going to encourage the shit out of it and really push them to be as great as they can be.

His child is going to get publicly spanked if they throw a tantrum.  Red’s grin can get real scary, real fast.  And nope, any strangers with opinions on how to deal with it are going to get chewed out.  


Papyrus can’t handle when the baby is crying because OH STARS WHAT’S WRONG NOW, WHAT SHOULD HE DO?  He consults Sans since his brother raised him, but even though he always tells him that his advice is wrong, he still takes it.  Papyrus is a nervous wreck; he’s read up on all the things that could go wrong, and he’s the type that jumps straight to the worst-case-scenario.  
Throughout his offspring’s childhood, Edge is protective, yet the type that will tell them to walk off an injury.  If he has a son, he’s going to push him hard and expect nothing short of perfection!  If he has a daughter, he’s going to do the same, only.. she’ll get to walk all over him and manipulate him with ease, and he won’t even notice.  He’ll also literally kick down the door or anyone that makes his daughter cry.
Either way, the child is going to be pushed to get achieve perfect grades in school and pressured into picking up at least one activity.  They’re not missing school unless they’ve caught the plague, and they’re going to be punctual to everything.

His child, throwing a tantrum in public?  Huh, I wonder where they learned that..
He ends up throwing an even bigger tantrum over the fact that they dared throw a tantrum toward him.  There’s lots of shouting and feet stomping from both sides.  He’ll yell at them if they start to cry about it.  
He ends up making a huge scene, and there’s a high probability the exchange ends up going viral on YouTube.


Sans isn’t really the type that enjoys waking up all throughout the night, but he’ll do it.. he just won’t be very perky about it.  
He ends up having to get a lot of help from his brother initially, because he’s terrified of messing up.  But once he realizes he’s not going to break them, he’s much more hands-on.  
He does really love reading books to his child–and singing lullabies, too!  He’s completely enamored and such a doting father.
Blueberry is 100% involved in every aspect of his child’s life.  He’s got words of wisdom for every situation (including how to woo their crush), and he tags along on field trips.. mostly because he really wants to see whatever they’re going to see.  He always wants to help them with their homework, and if they’re involved in any activities, he’s going to cheer them on throughout!  He wants them to strive for perfection in all things, but if they fall short, that’s okay too.  "WHAT MATTERS MOST IS THAT YOU TRIED YOU BEST!  AND THAT YOU HAD FUN WHILE TRYING YOUR BEST!“  

If his kid’s throwing a temper tantrum in the store, he’s going to sit them down right there in the floor and give them a very stern lecture about why that behavior is inappropriate.  There may even be finger wagging involved.  
… If that doesn’t work, yeah, he starts flipping out.  If Stretch is around, he’ll handle it, but if not, then Blueberry gives in and lets the kid have their way so they’ll stop crying.  Whatever they wanted must have really been important to them!


Stretch is the one that always gets up during the night, and he’s often seen sprawled across the couch with his child napping with him.  He’s a little scared of messing the kid up, but hey, he raised Blueberry and his brother’s the coolest person he knows, so he tries not to worry too much.  
He always knows when his kid is lying, so they don’t stand a chance at hiding something from him.  He doesn’t give many lectures, but when he does, the kid knows things are serious.  He’s usually a laid-back dad that encourages his kid, but doesn’t hover.  He’ll show up to any activities they have to watch, and he’ll be glad to help with their homework, but he’s not going to do it for them.  He cares about their schoolwork and is disappointed if they slack off or don’t turn in an assignment.  Stars forbid he has to be called up to the school over anything.  
The first time his kid made a pun in front of Blueberry, Stretch felt like his chest was going to burst from pride.

Nope.  His kid isn’t going to throw a tantrum.  If they do, they’re leaving the store.  Hell, Papyrus will leave the entire cart behind right there and drag them out.  He’s not above taking a shortcut out of there with them, either.  If they want to come, then they have to behave.


Sans freaks out over everything and ends up making his brother help all during the baby stages.  Changing diapers is a big nope for him, too, and anything involving spit-up.  The first time he got vomit on his face, he looked like he was going to explode.
He’s an attentive dad, at least.  He’s always pushing his child to do better, but at the same time, he points out everything wrong with the other kids, which will probably make his kid grow up to have a bully’s mentality.  Sans will FLIP OUT if anyone bullies his kid, however.  He teaches his kid to defend themselves, though, because he’s not going to fight their battles for them.  Which is ironic considering how he treats his brother.
The first time his kid yells “I hate you!” at him, Blackberry yells it back and then locks himself in his room for two hours, sobbing into his pillow and lamenting every possible poor decision leading up to that point.
He cooks his kid’s lunch for school every day, and if he ever finds out that they trash it and buy their lunch with money given to them by Blackberry’s S/O, he’ll be utterly crushed.

If his kid’s throwing a tantrum, Blackberry is going to give him something to throw a tantrum over.  He starts listing off punishments (no TV, no crayons, no toys, etc) and then tries counting to ten.  If neither are intimidating enough, he calls his brother to handle it while he goes off to seethe (read:pout) somewhere.


He’s super chill with the kid, but also an incredibly lazy parent.  Yeah, he’ll wake up during the night (because like the other lazybones, he has problems sleeping anyway), but between his brother, his S/O, and now a child, he’s juggling a lot of balls.  He lets his S/O handle most of the things related to school, and he doesn’t help with homework or assignments.  But he’s always there to lend an ear, to watch cartoons with, or to show any of their drawings/accomplishments.  
He makes bullies disappear.  When he has the time, he hovers from the shadows.  
If someone ever breaks his kid’s heart, he’ll break their legs.  That’s only 10% a metaphor because he’d probably really do it.
He does encourage his kid to do their best, but he’s also going to try to raise them to be as independent as possible.  Basically, he’s taking the opposite approach to how he did with his brother.

If his child is throwing a tantrum in a store, Papyrus is going to put back any other toys they were going to get and then lean in close and tell them very firmly to stop. He’ll threaten to spank them, but let’s face it; he looks terrifying, and he doesn’t want to end up on YouTube himself.  So, if that doesn’t work, he’ll walk off.  If they don’t follow, he’ll carry them under his arm.  One way or another, he’s checking out and then leaving.  He’s not about to just ditch his cart because it’s more work for him when he has to come back later.  

The Vegas Wedding AU

Featuring: Faranda getting their shit together real quick, Brotzly getting their shit together slightly less quick, and the rowdy 3 matchmaking and smashing plates.

Copied and pasted from discord, so sorry for any mistakes.

  • dirk suddenly gets a hunch that they should go to vegas
  • and everyone’s a bit weary about it because it’s vegas and anything could happen
  • but idk they get a surprise visit from amanda and the rowdies
  • and amanda is like ‘yes vegas good’ and farah is pining so she agrees and todd wants make good with his sister so he agrees and suddenly they are on a road trip
  • they take two cars because todd is still hung up about that whole wrecking his apartment thing?
  • at fist dirk is all 'we gotta travel together’ but then he realises that if he can convince farah to stay in the van, he and todd can be alone is his carthat is a very appealing thought 
  • it went quite well when they were hunting down machine parts, after all
  • soo, todd is driving 'dirk’s car’ most of the time they are on the road
  • and dirk sort of fluctuates between the car and the van, he switches at rest stops
  • mostly they drive during the day, but when they drive at night dirk takes the time to hearteyes
  • todd doesn’t notice bc he’s todd and i’d like to think that at least someone in american keeps their eyes on the road (seriously, they never seem to in any tv shows ever. it concerns me.)
  • anyway i’m not american so i have no idea how long it takes to get from seattle to vegasbut they get there 
  • and they find this one fancy hotel and farah offers to pay but she’s only paying for 3 rooms bc they do need some of that 4 mill. for other stuff
  • so you’ve got 3 rooms and 8 people
  • the rowdies decide to take over one room, it is unknown if they sleep in it or not, and the other four decide to split boys and girls
  • but (surprise, surprise), double beds
  • farah and amanda jump at the idea and it is at that point that we can see that they’re gonna get their shit together
  • dirk also is like 'yeah cool lets do this’ but inside he is dying bc he gets to sleep in the same room as todd on the same bed as todd right next to todd holy shiiiiit
  • todd is sort of… frozen
  • (bc todd is not good at this sort of thing, and we all already knew that these two would take a while to sort their shit out)
  • but todd pulls himself together, sharing a bed with you best friend? not weird 

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yeah heyo me again trying to figure out how to draw your friendly neighborhood wreck-gar 

a girl saying trans dudes are “soft smol boys, good boys” is uncomfortable because:

-while i may be soft, smol, good, and a boy, i am also strong, steadfast, morally ambiguous, and a man

-not every single trans dude is a boy. some of us are adults.

-you’re using the word “boy” because you associate it with innocence, etc: it’s a sneaky and usually subconscious way of keeping trans dudes, in your eyes, from being real dudes.

-you don’t always say “trans girls”. you say “trans women” just as often. but you never say “trans men” or an equivalent

-i get it, cis men can be scary and sexism is a horrible thing and toxic masculinity is wrecking all of our shit, but the bottom line is that trans men are, in fact, men, and gender wise, there is nothing separating us from cis men.

(i probably repeated myself a lot i wasnt trying to m just tryna get the right point across idk)

What’s aF doing? She should be writing!

I am writing don’t worry! I’m actually waiting for my beta fish while messing around drawing three black cats. I’ve been wanting to draw them for a while really hehe. So, have Ms. Fortune and two Chat Noirs. I miiight clean this up later, but I’m working on a new computer and still getting used to things.

Oh man. Let me nerd out about space for a bit.

The reason I love space so much is because the magnitude of your smallness begins to dawn on you and you suddenly start to visibly see and feel the weight of God’s glory and power and authority over every area of the entire universe and life. Like isn’t it so overwhelming the vast space that exists out there? And it’s still constantly growing and expanding. Bigger than our minds can even fathom. We can’t comprehend its size and magnitude; our limited human minds can’t fully grasp it all. We don’t completely know what’s out there–the hidden wonders, the secret things–but the things that we do know already scream His glory. And it’s all under His great control. 

This is the same God who brought all of creation into existence by a single word from His mouth–a word, and all of it came to be. None of it comes back void, the Bible says, every word will obey and bow down to Him. Doesn’t His glory wreck you? And we haven’t even seen all of it; the things we have seen are barely just a scratch on the surface. Eternity cannot contain His glory. It will never exhaust the wonderful and beautiful depth of who He is, it will just continue to reveal it. On and on and on and on. I can imagine every soul in heaven constantly being overwhelmed with awe and wonder and joy at the never-ending, ever-consuming glory of the King. Forever and ever and ever and ever–we will experience His beauty face to face. We will see and know how so much more beautiful He gets every time we look at Him.


Ive been asked about Leidy’s and Meyer’s parents before and

Leidy’s mom died when she was just 5 years old and currently only has her father, even tho he has remarried twice since then. She comes from a very wealthy and prestigious but incredibly dysfunctional family. Growing up Leidy was something of the favorite of her father compared to her step/half siblings. While most of her cousins and siblings have ended up just spoiled rotten and foolishly incompetent or estranged, Leidy was a *gifted child*, as well as loyal to her father and the family name and very well behaved (even if very antisocial). 

Despite this favoritism the relationship Leidy has for her father is…emotionally distant. The love she got from him was often in the form of putting others down, that she is valuable for her abilities and family name and for her “eventual success”, which seemingly never bothered Leidy cause things were seeming to come “naturally’ for her. 

Leidy’s father was somewhat uninvolved as he is a busy man, being a long time politician and now Mayor of Droma, city of 3 million people…

Meyer’s parents, while of best intention, were much more…helicopter-ish. An only child, Meyer’s folk focused a lot of effort into her academia (especially considering her father is a teacher). Meyer did extremely well in school, but mostly in part to her gruelingly structured life and intensive studying and little free time. Meyer and her parent’s relationship got rockier post grade school, Meyer coming out of it a neurotic wreck, but things have improved now as they have all gotten older.

oh, cool news!!

as you guys may know, i’ll be participating in the @supernaturalartbook!

so excited to announce i’m placed in the chapter Angels and Heaven! for this, i’ll be providing a piece consisting of Chuck and The God Squad! MY CHILDREN

so excited!! if you haven’t read up on this book, it’s for a great cause, and it’s FILLED with tons and tons of incredible artists!!