wow. just wow. can i do what

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do you know what I’m seeing? // panic! at the disco

i don’t even know how to comprehend that something I created has been seen by so many people – like holy damn. HOLY DAMN.

I still can’t believe I was Straight™ for like fourteen years, I look back on it and just ??? How??? Child, did you never see a girl? And nonbinary folks are like legit ethereal deities, how did you survive not knowing you were pansexual how

I feel like having a lack of empathy is misunderstood by a lot of people. I still feel my own emotions as strongly as anyone, but with other people, it’s more that I can just sort of recognize their feelings rather than feel for them.

I wish I could feel empathy, I wish I could flip a switch and turn it on and off as I please, because as it stands now, I can’t really connect with people. All I can do is analyze behavior and mannerisms, and even when I figure out their emotions from that, I don’t know what to do next. If it’s a situation I can relate to, I can go, “Oh I remember how that felt for me, so wow this must be rough for you,” but beyond that I’m kind of lost. I’ll feel sympathy for someone, I can feel sorry for them, but I don’t actually feel sad for them. I won’t lose any sleep over it, I’ll just go, “wow sucks for them, if I can help I will but if I can’t then oh well.”

People say they don’t want your pity, but there’s really nothing more I can give them.

The only lion swapping I’ll accept in season 3 is if it’s constrained to one episode and if that episode is basically just Some Assembly Required (s1e02  - with the lion pyramid and the space maze) but even bigger and better. 

  • Since Shiro is momentarily gone (been transported to the rebel base/whatever he’s not dead he’s going to show up in like 2 episodes) the team has mainly been hitting small targets in their lions trying to free planets that weren’t fully under Galra control
  • There hasn’t been much Galra activity so this has been working fine, but Allura says that they still need to be able to form Voltron in case of emergency.
  • The team is varying degrees of against this idea, so she decides that they need more team training to get them to the point where they can connect to each other’s lions
  • Cue a training montage, revisiting some of the stuff to show how much they’ve grown in their skills, along with some new upper level drills (a lot of which end in disaster because the team is still kind of relying on someone who isn’t there)
  • They do some similar flying drills, but before they go to the hangers they have to decide who is going to fly each lion
  • Keith is lingering at the back, trying to avoid getting assigned to the Black lion
  • Allura nearly suggests it anyway until Hunk is like “no wait I called the head”
    Keith: … alright
  • Basically they keep having trouble so everyone is switching out and in all over the place:
    • Coran suggests Lance to pilot the Black lion
    • Pidge wants to get her hands on the Yellow lion to see how it pilots (it’s the most different from hers)
    • Allura pilots a lion sometimes, Coran at others. 
    • At one point they accidentally both get one leaving Keith standing the Castle ship like a stunned mullet (Hunk makes a pun)
    • Lance keeps trying to subtly suggest that Kaltenecker and Shiro had the same markings and that it was a strange coincidence
    • At one point when he’s meant to be flying the Red lion he lets Kaltenecker take over entirely and kicks back with a space juice
      • Allura: Lance, are you there?
        Lance: I thought I’d let Kaltenecker take this round princess
        Keith: … Why is there a cow in my lion?
        Lance: Well I figured since you used to fly it he should have no trouble
        Keith retaliates as soon as Lance is in another lion. 
        The ensuing fight is anything  but graceful.
  • They either don’t manage to form Voltron at all, or they do but it’s a really weird combination (eg. Pidge pilots the Black lion but only if the mice are sitting on her shoulders, Coran in Yellow, Hunk in Red, Lance in Green and Keith in Blue)
    • The forming Voltron theme is the same but played on a really out of tune banjo or something
    • Voltron can barely limp
      • Hunk: Oh wow, yeah I can see what you’re saying… very intimidating
  • When Shiro gets back: 
    • Shiro: wow it looks like you were all doing great without me
      Team: *shares a long exasperated look*

anonymous asked:

Imagine: small time YouTuber doing a video about learning how to ice skate. Keeps falling, asks the only person on the rink who looks like he knows what he's doing. Post a video afterwards and wonders why it blows up. Finding out it was olympic gold medalist Yuuri Katsuki. Cue flashbacks of funny things that were said: "Wow you're really good! You could be an olympian!"-"i could be" etc.

omg yes! And can you imagine Viktor coming to pick Yuuri up and the youtuber being like ‘oh wow that’s your husband? Is he as good a skater as you’ and Yuuri justs looks right into the camera and goes ‘no’ and winks 

I bought two prints today and this lady was walking behind me as I was reaching up and grabbing them and then she was like “WELL I GUESS SHE WANTS THEM TOO” super loudly to no one in particular as if I hadn’t been spending the last two minutes getting a step ladder to get high enough to reach the prints. Then as I was checking out, the lady, again to no one in particular, walked behind me and was like “OH SHE’S BUYING THEM. WOW. THATS SO RUDE” like what do you want from me lmao you can’t just run up on me and be like “WHAT A LOVELY PRINT WOW” and expect me to just hand them to you. As I was leaving I saw her lurking in the jewelry area watching me so I just gave her a big smile and shook my head at her

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BTS REACTION : Their crush accidentally sending them a naughty pic

JIN :

*stares at the pic for a good minute*

-“y/n, i think you sent this by mistake” 

*stares at the pic again and quickly turns his phone off when the members approach him*


YOONGI :

*takes advantage of being alone to play with himself while looking at your pic*

-”y/n, I don’t think this was meant to be for me, but I sure enjoyed it ;)”


HOSEOK :

-”wow, i know this wasn’t meant to be sent to me, but wow y/n, you’re stunning”


NAMJOON :

*saves the photo in his phone for later*

-”damn y/n, i didn’t know you were that naughty”


JIMIN :

*starts freaking out* *doesn’t know what to do* *asks tae for some advice, realizes the pic wasn’t for him*

-”y/n, this was probably a mistake so i’ll just act like nothing happened :) you look good tho”


TAEHYUNG :

-”i don’t think this was meant for me, y/n” “who was it meant for ?’ “he’s one lucky guy”


JUNGKOOK :

*starts laughing about how clumsy you can be*

-”you should be more careful while sending these types of photo y/n” “I like what you’re wearing tho, you should wear more lingerie when we hang out at the dorm ;)” “are you free tonight ?”

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yOU CAN SEE WHAT BRENDON IS DOING TO RYAN HERE LIKE HE IS SEDUCING HIM SO HARD AND RYAN CAN’T EVEN TALK

🐜 ‘ANT-MAN’ (2015) sentence starters. 🐜

      FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AND ADJUST TO YOUR LIKING. 🐜 

  • ❛ thanks for picking me up.❜
  • ❛ baskin-robbins always finds out. ❜
  • ❛ it wasn’t a violent crime, it was a cool crime! ❜
  • ❛ you want some waffles? ❜ 
  • ❛ i don’t care. i’m out. ❜ 
  • ❛ i think our first move should be calling the avengers. ❜
  • ❛ i’m trying, okay? i’ve changed. ❜
  • ❛ be the person she already thinks you are. ❜ 
  • ❛ gratitude can be forgiveness. ❜ 
  • ❛ oh man, are we screwed? ❜ 
  • ❛ i didn’t steal anything! i was returning something i stole! ❜ 
  • ❛ you know, you almost had us convinced that you’re gonna change your ways. ❜ 
  • ❛ the moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. ❜ 
  • ❛ GET ON THE DAMN ANT ❜ 
  • ❛ hey– um, whose pajamas are these?! ❜
  • ❛ i believe everybody deserves a shot at redemption. ❜
  • ❛ my days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. ❜
  • ❛ i need you to break into a place and steal some shit.  ❜
  • ❛ it’s not about saving OUR world. it’s about saving THEIRS. ❜
  • ❛ damn. that was a good speech. ❜
  • ❛ useless. ❜
  • ❛ you gonna show me how to punch? show me how to punch. ❜
  • ❛ alright, princess, let’s get back to work. ❜
  • ❛ aw, you’re cute! ❜
  • ❛ i’m expendable. ❜
  • ❛ it’s not your fault. she made her choice. ❜
  • ❛ i ruined the moment, didn’t i? i’m gonna make some tea. ❜
  • ❛ YOU SON OF A BITCH ❜
  • ❛ it’s really important to me that captain never finds out about this. ❜
  • ❛ that was completely irresponsible and dangerous! you jeopardized everything! ❜
  • ❛ wait a minute… did you just compliment me? ❜
  • ❛ what did you see in me? …all those years ago, you picked ME. what did you see? ❜
  • ❛ THAT’S SO COOL BRO ❜
  • ❛ hey look– this is gonna get weird, alright? it’s pretty freaky, but it’s safe, there’s no reason to be scared. ❜
  • ❛ oh no, daddy don’t get scared. ❜
  • ❛ we’re all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. i’m just glad you have a SLIGHT chance of MAYBE pulling this off. ❜
  • ❛ i actually went from despising you to almost liking you! ❜
  • ❛ wow– wow. i mean, i saw that punch coming from a mile away but i just figured it’d be all pathetic and weak! ❜
  • ❛ hi, little guy!  ❜
  • ❛ you proud of me yet? ❜
  • ❛ you’re sick and i can help you, just put the gun down! ❜
  • ❛ you picked the wrong side, _____ ! ❜
  • ❛ don’t worry, i’m not going to die here. and neither are you. ❜
  • ❛ hey– we’re the good guys, right? feels kinda weird! ❜
  • ❛ I’M GONNA DISINTEGRATE YOU ❜
  • ❛ you insult me. your very existence is insulting to me! ❜
  • ❛ THAT’S A MESSED-UP LOOKING DOG ❜
  • ❛ there’s a… big hole in the roof. ❜
  • ❛ yeah, i don’t know what you’re doing, grabbing and kissing me like that, i was a little surprised myself, i mean, really? ❜
  • ❛ you’re full of shit, ______ ❜
  • ❛ this is awkward. i mean, what do we even talk about after all of this? ❜
  • ❛ look at that chick, she’s like CRAZY STUPID FINE, you know what i’m sayin’? ❜
  • ❛ it’s about damn time. ❜
nct 127 goes on a roadtrip

feel free to request stuff!

taeyong:

  • developes a hate/love relationship with google maps (taeyong: i diDN’T TOUCH THE SCREEN WHY AM I SUDDENLY IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN)
  • what do you even need for a roadtrip (johnny: nerves of steel / taeyong: lol not today)  
  • panic-googles roadtrip tips the night before they leave and can’t sleep
  • has seven cups of coffee and is as ready as he’ll ever be
  • lots of strained laughter
  • this whole ordeal is gonna take at least 20 years off his lifespan
  • “everYONE CALM TF DOWN”
  • why is yuta in the seat next to him
  • h o w did winwin get the passenger seat
  • double checks everything (taeyong: water, phone, sanity, food, sunglasses- “ / yuta: when are we leaving it’s been 10 years)
  • “has everyone got their seatbelts on?”
  • asks that at least 6 times before the actually leave
  • needs the loo but doesn’t say so bc they’ve only been on the road for 20 mins
  • openly doesn’t trust yuta as a reliable navigator
  • doesn’t even touch the sat nav
  • kind of calms down when the kids start a sing-along (and yuta is in the back)
  • nvm he’s gonna murder the next person who asks “are we nearly there yet”
  • exchanges pained mother smiles with the mum’s in the car next to them when they get stuck in traffic

 taeil:

  • ha lol taeyong is gonna age 30 years in one week
  • doesn’t know where they’re going and honestly couldn’t care less
  • generally looking forward to it bc long car rides are fun
  • *shows up 10 minutes late with starbucks*
  • smiles:) bc he got the seat he wanted (right behind the driver’s seat)
  • pillow, starbucks, portable charger, headphones and the calm mentality of a blue whale yes he’s ready
  • wait no taeyong being stressed is starting to stress him out
  • messes around with mark’s ear to relieve said stress
  • kicks back his seat when they get onto the highway (doyoung: my leGS)
  • puts on headphones and zones out
  • zones in again when doyoung kicks him in the back bc he was humming along to his music
  • takes out his headphones when yuta finally gets the aux cable from taeyong
  • yaY SING-ALONG oh no wait this is anime  
  • “i need the loo” x12 (taeyong: ohmYGOD OKAY WE GET IT)
  • how is he so calm in all of this noise

johnny:

  • 9 people stuck in a blACK van for god knows how long
  • they’re gonna boil to death
  • carries everything down to the van before taeyong even tries
  • he’s stuck in the last row with his knees in his face bc jaEHYUN WON’T BE CONSIDERATE
  • what did he do to suffer like this
  • tries to sleep but yeah no that’s not happening anytime soon
  • the first one out of the car at a rest stop
  • he can’t feel his legs
  • why did he give donghyuk sweets
  • they all change seats at the third rest stop bc donghyuk keeps kicking mark’s seat and they’ve gotten lost several times bc yuta can’t read (maps)
  • get’s the seat next to taeyong
  • much better passenger seat person than yuta (can actually read maps wow)  
  • now he’s in charge of the aux cable yesssssss
  • “mamA JUST KILLED A MAN-”

yuta:

  • knows this is gonna be a trainwreck
  • makes a playlist on his phone bc he knows he’s gonna win the passenger seat battle
  • wins the battle but gives it up for his one true love(winwin)
  • shit now he’s the navigator
  • suddenly can’t read hangul sorry:)
  • wow why doesn’t the foreigner tactic work with taeyong
  • great now he’s car sick
  • “yes these are anime theme tunes mark stop whining i have the aux cable u don’t”
  • taeyong: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT  WAS THE WRONG EXIT / yuta: I SAID I CAN’T READ WHY ARE U SURPRISED
  • pouts when he has to switch with johnny
  • complains but stops bc wow the backseat is so stress free
  • is quiet for like 7 minutes
  • but then the johnny sing-along is started and he’s bACK
  • (reluctantly) has a good time 

doyoung:

  • doesn’t even attempt the passenger seat battle
  • sits in the back bc that’s where the Cool Kids sit
  • oh god now he’s stuck with donghyuk next to him
  • whO GAVE THE BOY SUGAR
  • eats an entire packet of gummy bears and now he can hear heart beating
  • now they’re on the same wave length
  • high on sugar and ready to fIGHT taeil for putting his seat back
  • “how about a game of fuck marry kill?” (taeyong: theRE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS CAR)
  • b o r e d and won’t shut up
  • gives mark his spare headphones
  • by the time they reach the third rest stop he’s made himself a lil nest
  • is considerably less bored when johnny get’s the aux cable
  • shares a pillow and blanket with jaehyun when he has to switch with donghyuk
  • the kids steal his sweets
  • now he’s hungry

 jaehyun:

  • made/bought most of the food and is exhausted
  • brought three blankets but forgot a neck pillow and wants to run into oncoming traffic
  • kicks his seat back like 2 centimetres but johnny won’t shut up
  • just trying to s l e e p
  • gives up and just sort of exists in his nest of blankets
  • lowkey backseat road rage
  • “that one is gonna cut u off tae”
  • “fuckin called it” when said driver does just that
  • rolls his window down to see if it’s cooler outside
  • it is not
  • “I’m hungry:(“
  • stares at the food he made like “why don’t i want to eat u”
  • bounds out of the car at every rest stop bc he wants gas-station food
  • moves into the backseat and his squished between doyoung and yuta
  • it’s chill for like 10 mins and then johnny puts on bohemian rhapsody
  • at least mark and donghyuk have stopped bickering

winwin:

  • got the passenger seat and didn’t even have to lift a finger
  • shoes off the moment he gets comfortable
  • is never q u i t e comfortable tho and moves around a lot
  • get’s a blanket from taeil and curls up
  • headphones on but the music is really low so that he can hear everyone talking 
  • it’s so noisy even with headphones
  • tries not to laugh at yuta and taeyong bickering
  • has a vague idea of where they’re supposed to go
  • “i think that was the wrong exit but i’m not sure”
  • just adds fuel to the fire:)
  • reads place names out loud in a really satnav-y voice (mark: w h y / winwin: i’m practicing my korean)  
  • mispronouncing names so bad it’s making doyoung flinch
  • unfazed by the seat changes
  • dances whilst sitting down and slapped johnny in the face once by accident

 mark:

  • forgot his headphones:(
  • has a bad feeling when donghyuk sits behind him
  • bad feeling is confirmed 13 minutes into the trip
  • “stOP KICKING ME”
  • 30 years of tension are being unloaded on this trip
  • taeil keeps fiddling with his ear (mark: ily but pls stop / taeil: i can’t sorry)
  • complains about yuta’s choice of music
  • would put on headphones but he forgot them:)))))))))
  • is he hangry
  • (yes)
  • drinks 1 bottle of coke in 15 minutes
  • regrets it 3 seconds later
  • taeyong: seat change i can’t take this anymore
  • what do you mean donghyuk is gonna sit next to him???? this was not in the contract he signed????? (taeil: he can’t kick u if he sits next to u)
  • *watches the entrance of a rest stop pass by* i need the toilet  
  • does this 5 times
  • donghyuk and he become friends again when johnny puts on some Tunes
  • harmonises with with taeil and donghyuk at the galileo (galileo) part
  • doyoung gives him a spare pair of headphones and he almost cries

 donghyuk:

  • ate sweets and now he can’t sit still
  • long car trips man they’re a thing
  • won’t!!!sit!!!!still!!!!!!!!!
  • yutae’s bickering keeps him entertained for exactly 6 seconds
  • “are we nearly there yet”
  • “i’m hungry”
  • pulls a face at the food that’s being offered (donghyuk: not that kind of hungry)
  • so much pent up energy h o w
  • johnny is googling tranquilisers
  • sings over the anime theme music bc he’s petty and b o r e d
  • starts a fight with mark bc he’s tHAT bored
  • yuta actually makes him run a lap around the parking lot of their first rest stop
  • laughs when doyoung get’s yelled at for saying fuck
  • bohemian rhapsody is the balm for mark and his friendship
  • calmer???? not really?????
  • suddenly goes out like a light and is dead to the world for a good chunk of the trip

So instead of watching new anime like a normal person ive decided to rewatch Madoka for like the 4th time while at the gym. 10 mile run last night conclusions are as follows:

  • the music and the backgrounds are like A+ 10/10 especially the intense as fuck orchestral stuff
  • I never noticed they changed the ED??? for the first few eps it’s something cute and light and then the ep that ends with Mami’s death cuts into that chilling glitching dark ED and holy shit it’s an impact
  • the episode after Mami’s death is entitled “miracles and magic do exist” and i bet that was such a red herring while it was airing like it sounds like they can bring Mami back to life. Nope.
  • speaking of that–neither Sayaka nor Madoka considered using their wish to bring Mami back to life. On the one hand I understand they were scared senseless but on the other hand cold.
  • i didn’t cry at Mami’s death but the scene where Madoka goes alone to Mami’s empty apartment Got Me Good. they cut to the dishes still sitting unwashed in the sink and i knew i was a goner
  • then the part where Homura’s like “yeah this is what happens to magical girls they die and are forgotten” and Madoka answers “ill never forget Mami” and wow ouch the irony sorry Homura
  • im laughing a lil at the scene where Madoka goes to talk to Homura after Sayaka made her contract like. Madoka’s there like “im just a little bit worried about Sayaka. im probably overreacting but do you think maybe you could look out for her so my mind can be at ease?” and Homura straight up answers “Give up on her.” like wow ouch. Madoka, “I’m just an eensy bit worried can you help some.” Homura “Lmao no she’s dead already.” Madoka “!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!”
  • the whole confrontation between Kyoko and Sayaka was like super weirdly familiar and I realized it’s p much a direct mirror of the ABoT Teru v. Ritsu fight like. w e l p/
  • older, more-experienced, violent & abrasive character shows up to put newly-powered, naive, less-experienced, idealistic character in their place (also telling them to give it up and get off their turf.) naive character doesnt know the back down and gets absolutely curb-stomped.  me watching the Kyoko vs. Sayaka battle: “ABoT chapters 15&16 are looking good”
  • also it’s super jarring to swtich from BNHA to Madoka like “Fun competitive tournament for optimistic children aiming to be heroes!!” –> “your naivety will kill you and no one is coming to save you”
Read It Wednesday

Week 11! My apologies if I missed a fic this week! I was getting multiple notifications when things were being reblogged from certain people and it really crowded my activity. So, if you don’t see a fic here, I’m so so sorry. If you’d like to me read it, send it to me via message and I will get it read and added to next weeks Read It Wednesday. Also, I decided against adding gif drabbles from smut day in here, just to save the space. 

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Father Johnny

Request: youve done boyfriend!johnny & husband!johnny now get ready for, daddy!johnny (dADDY AS IN FATHER NOT THE KINK)

A/N: this got me emo and this is so long im - i hope you enjoy reading this ;-;

  • this is my first time writing this so im sorry if it’s real bad
  • smdmdm thank you so much reading my boyfriend & husband! johnny
  • he’s gonna be a father here im-
  • ;-;
  • okay let’s go

  • so you and johnny hadn’t really planned on having a child or thought about it seriously yet

  • but y'all still did it anyway without protection becayse y'all didn’t see the need to
  • and both of you thought there was only a small risk of you getting pregnant
  • until one day you woke up feeling nauseous and you threw up right on the bed
  • and for some reason your head was hurting really bad
  • worried johnny rushed into the room immediately after he heard your coughs,
  • and his shocked expression, looking at the mess you made almost left you in tears
  • but he still cleaned it up and asked you to rest on the couch, while he poured a warm glass of water to you
  • another wave hit you and you were sent to the bathroom, your head above the toilet bowl and vomiting once again
  • johnny’s arms was wrapped around yours tightly and you just fell on his chest, the nausea still there
  • “babe do you want to go to the doctor’s”
  • “no it’s okay, i’ll be fine soon”
  • “are you sure? i can drive you there right now”
  • “no it’s really okay”
  • “please rest well today, i’ll stay home with you”
  • it got better when afternoon came
  • and you thought you were feeling better already, so you assured johnny and asked him to go to work the next day
  • but then again, the first thing you did when you woke up was head to the bathroom, vomiting again
  • by this time johnny’s hair is in a mess, as he frantically thinks of how to help you and what to do
  • and you just sit on the floor hopelessly bawling your eyes out for no reason
  • blame the hormones
  • johnny’s cleaning you up again and assuring you that everything’s going to be fine
  • third morning and the same cycle happens again
  • but this time round you hide in the bathroom alone, and it hit you that you were two weeks late for your period
  • and for the past two weeks you had been having crazy moodswings
  • and you remembered how your small “make out session” with johnny turned into a whole night of making love™ just one month ago
  • you were certain that you were pregnant, but you didn’t want to have false hopes
  • and at the same time, give johnny a false alarm so you kept your thoughts to yourself
  • and your thoughts were interrupted by johnny’s knocking on the door
  • “babe please open the door, we need to go see a doctor right now”
  • “i can’t bear to see you suffer like this every morning”
  • “baby please, are you still vomiting? do you need me to come in?”
  • and when you open the door, you just hug and he softens, his hand playing with your hair
  • “i’ll just head to the nearest pharmacy to get some medicine later”
  • “let me do it”
  • and you got all flustered because you were planning on getting a kit on the way too
  • “no it’s okay, i’ll go myself”
  • “babe you need your rest”
  • “oh- i… let’s just call taeyong to get it for us, he’s supposed to visit today anyways right??”
  • “oh yeah, i’ll call him”
  • “let me do it!”
  • and when you call taeyong to ask him and tell him, he freaks out and you can almost hear him crying
  • “WHAT?!? YOU’RE PREGNANT- JOHNNY’S GONNA BE A DAD WOW IM- SO HAPPY”
  • “taeyong i need to confirm that so can you please keep this a secret for now”
  • “WOW IM- I AM SO HAPPY”
  • “taeyong… so are you getting it for me or not”
  • “OH- UH- yes okay i will, be there in 5”
  • a moment later taeyong arrives and he manages to slip the kit into your hands
  • and he gives you the proudest & emotional smile ever
  • clueless johnny didn’t suspect anything -  next thing you know you’re in the bathroom again, the thin stick between your fingers, too afraid to look
  • so you take a deep breath and finally looks at it
  • and you scream so loudly when you see two lines, johnny comes running into the bathroom again
  • and he tears up instantly when he sees the kit
  • both of you are so happy y'all actually spend the rest of the day cuddling and probably crying
  • quoted from taeyong, “he’s so happy he called all of us instantly and this was the happiest he has ever been, congrats y/n”
  • skipping the pregnancy period because it’s gonna take super long so request if you want to read this part!
  • fast forward to nine months later,
  • you were just folding your laundry, listening to some classical music
  • johnny has his hands on your big bump, a proud and warm smile on his face
  • “aw she’s kicking”
  • “someone’s impatient”
  • but a sharp pain suddenly hits you and your expression falls
  • johnny instantly realises and he carries you bridal style into the car
  • the pain is so excruciating you’re already in tears
  • johnny has on hand on the steering wheel, the other is clenching your hand tightly
  • “hang in there baby”
  • “you can do this”
  • minutes seem like hours in the hospital and your contractions are only getting worst
  • doctor predicts that baby would be born in a few hours
  • johnny’s so nervous he barely even talks, his hand just holding onto yours
  • but when you catch eye contact with him, he gives you smile and leans down to give you a small peck on your lips
  • “everything will go fine”
  • two hours later everything’s done, and as soon the doctors bring baby Ella (don’t ask me idk smsmd) into the hospital room,
  • you and johnny tear up again as she has eyes and nose that resembles johnny’s
  • her lips form a small little pout as she moves slightly at your touch,
  • and johnny reaches out his finger towards her, her tiny hand wrapping around it
  • johnny leans down to peck her forehead and you see a smile you hadn’t seen on him before, and it melts your heart
  • okay but really clueless at first and has no idea what to do
  • always waits for your instructions and listens to what you ask him to do
  • “what do you need me to do?”
  • “babe go change her diaper”
  • “how many scoops do i put into this?”
  • “two is enough”
  • “babe do you think a pink or purple skirt would fit her today”
  • “hmm purple”
  • “okay hehe, my beautiful princess Ella”
  • the other members all come to visit once in a while and they all squeal over your baby girl and loves playing with her
  • and johnny always has that proud and fatherly look and smile on his face that simply says
  • “yes that’s my child”
  • becomes the softest person in front of your daughter
  • loves playing cook and role playing with her a lot
  • “daddy’s the king today, what does he need to do?”
  • “go kiss mommy the queen!!”
  • “okay my princess”
  • and he comes out to you and gives you the longest peck ever
  • his arms wrapped around your waist,
  • “i love you my queen”
  • and your child comes running up to the both of you, hugging both your legs and giggling
  • johnny picks her up with his long arms and gives her a small peck too
  • probably also buys her what she wants and won’t hesitate at all
  • a toy that costs more than 70bucks?
  • johnny wouldn’t even look at the price and just get it because it can make his daughter happy and that is what matters most to him
  • but you nagged at him for it, but his usual affection and cuddles made you forgive him
  • loves kisses from her!!
  • always giggles to himself and becomes a small child again when she pecks his cheek
  • haechan: “this is the only time i get to see hyung so giggly wow”
  • gives her a big and warm hug every morning
  • “good morning my princess, did you sleep well?”
  • “yes hehe”
  • “that’s great, let’s go wake mommy up now”
  • “she’s just as beautiful as you”
  • but as much as he shows affection to your child, he doesn’t forget to show it to you too
  • warm back hugs and long kisses every morning is his way of showing his never ending love for you
  • and he doesn’t forget to make breakfast for you every day

  • “don’t you think she’s just adorable? just like her mother”

  • “oh god, thank you for blessing me with two of the most beautiful angels in the world”
  • still the sweet husband he was before,
  • probably even sweeter now
  • and he puts both your priorities above his own all the time
  • loves bringing you both to small cafes and restaurants
  • but also loves spending quality time together at home, just cuddling together on the bed
  • but as soon as your daughter sleeps, he’d lean over and kiss you
  • “thank you for everything and i love you”
  • friend: i made this new friend recently and we're getting along so well!!!
  • me, externally: wow, thats great!
  • me, internally: wow, thats great, from what you just said i can obviously tell you are having a much better time with them than you ever had with me and you dont need me anymore, i am a burden and i should never talk to you again

I had a customer trying to buy a $100 Visa gift card. In my store, you have to buy the Visa and MasterCard gift cards with debit or cash (at least that’s what our managers told us to do). So I was trying to explain this to her:

Customer: “Umm….wow…..are you sure?”

Me: “Yes, that’s what I was just recently told. You can only buy these with cash or debit.”

Customer: “Hmm….wow………but I’ve bought these with credit cards before.”

Me: “Then they weren’t doing what they were supposed to. I’m just telling you what I was told.”

Customer: “Um…….okay…wow. Are you sure it’s *this* gift card?”

Me: “Yes, it’s the Visa and MasterCard ones. The ones for Starbucks for example,  or other stores like that are fine, it’s just these ones.” 

Customer: *condescendingly* “Hmm……wow.. okay… is there anyone you can ask?”

At this point I’m really pissed off. I look younger than I am and people treat me like I’m an idiot all the time. I know for a fact she doesn’t believe me and I’m tired of trying to explain it to her so I just give in and call the store manager over. I explained to him the situation and he told her that you’re only supposed to pay for them with cash or debit but then let her pay with a credit card anyway. This happens all the time with me, does it happen with you guys? The managers tell us to follow certain rules, and when we do, the customers get upset. Then when they want a manager, the managers just let them do whatever they want. So we look like the bad guys (and incompetent) and they get to swoop in and save the day. It’s so frustrating. 

(English Script) Mafumafu’s new “Slime-Making” video


Mafumafu posted a new live-action “cooking” video so I translated the whole script! Again, I can’t add subs to his channel because he doesn’t have community contributions enabled, so you’ll have to read it in text form, sorry ;; I tried to break the lines up by “scene” in my usual script format, but Mafu is the only “speaker” in this video, so I apologize if it’s hard to follow or anything. You can watch the original video through the link above. Enjoy!

(Btw no, he never said who was filming this whole thing, if you were wondering~ Also if you catch any references or anything that I may have missed since I don’t play Dragon Quest, please let me know! )

Please do not reprint these translations without permission or use them to upload subbed versions of the video to any site.

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