wow. just wow. can i do what

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do you know what I’m seeing? // panic! at the disco

Partner and I have been rewatching The Two Towers for the first time in a long time.

anyway, one thing that has always been weird for me is Eomer giving Hasufel and Arod to random strangers, just like that.  Just giving them away, two horses, to a trio of foreign travelers he just met and had suspected of being spies.

like.  what?  This is Rohan.  Horses are the thing you value above all else, I don’t care if their riders are dead, even if their riders don’t have actual heirs somewhere to whom ownership would pass (or Rohirric inheritance law works differently and ownership has somehow defaulted to their éored’s commander, IDK), you’re still a calvary force planning to see a lot more battle in the near future, chances are high you’re going to end up with horseless riders who’ll need them.

this time I actually processed the fact, though, that Eomer believes they’ve inadvertantly killed two innocents, prisoners of the orcs, the beloved companions of these travelers.

The horses aren’t a gift.  They’re weregild.

i don’t even know how to comprehend that something I created has been seen by so many people – like holy damn. HOLY DAMN.

I still can’t believe I was Straight™ for like fourteen years, I look back on it and just ??? How??? Child, did you never see a girl? And nonbinary folks are like legit ethereal deities, how did you survive not knowing you were pansexual how

I feel like having a lack of empathy is misunderstood by a lot of people. I still feel my own emotions as strongly as anyone, but with other people, it’s more that I can just sort of recognize their feelings rather than feel for them.

I wish I could feel empathy, I wish I could flip a switch and turn it on and off as I please, because as it stands now, I can’t really connect with people. All I can do is analyze behavior and mannerisms, and even when I figure out their emotions from that, I don’t know what to do next. If it’s a situation I can relate to, I can go, “Oh I remember how that felt for me, so wow this must be rough for you,” but beyond that I’m kind of lost. I’ll feel sympathy for someone, I can feel sorry for them, but I don’t actually feel sad for them. I won’t lose any sleep over it, I’ll just go, “wow sucks for them, if I can help I will but if I can’t then oh well.”

People say they don’t want your pity, but there’s really nothing more I can give them.

The only lion swapping I’ll accept in season 3 is if it’s constrained to one episode and if that episode is basically just Some Assembly Required (s1e02  - with the lion pyramid and the space maze) but even bigger and better. 

  • Since Shiro is momentarily gone (been transported to the rebel base/whatever he’s not dead he’s going to show up in like 2 episodes) the team has mainly been hitting small targets in their lions trying to free planets that weren’t fully under Galra control
  • There hasn’t been much Galra activity so this has been working fine, but Allura says that they still need to be able to form Voltron in case of emergency.
  • The team is varying degrees of against this idea, so she decides that they need more team training to get them to the point where they can connect to each other’s lions
  • Cue a training montage, revisiting some of the stuff to show how much they’ve grown in their skills, along with some new upper level drills (a lot of which end in disaster because the team is still kind of relying on someone who isn’t there)
  • They do some similar flying drills, but before they go to the hangers they have to decide who is going to fly each lion
  • Keith is lingering at the back, trying to avoid getting assigned to the Black lion
  • Allura nearly suggests it anyway until Hunk is like “no wait I called the head”
    Keith: … alright
  • Basically they keep having trouble so everyone is switching out and in all over the place:
    • Coran suggests Lance to pilot the Black lion
    • Pidge wants to get her hands on the Yellow lion to see how it pilots (it’s the most different from hers)
    • Allura pilots a lion sometimes, Coran at others. 
    • At one point they accidentally both get one leaving Keith standing the Castle ship like a stunned mullet (Hunk makes a pun)
    • Lance keeps trying to subtly suggest that Kaltenecker and Shiro had the same markings and that it was a strange coincidence
    • At one point when he’s meant to be flying the Red lion he lets Kaltenecker take over entirely and kicks back with a space juice
      • Allura: Lance, are you there?
        Lance: I thought I’d let Kaltenecker take this round princess
        Keith: … Why is there a cow in my lion?
        Lance: Well I figured since you used to fly it he should have no trouble
        Keith retaliates as soon as Lance is in another lion. 
        The ensuing fight is anything  but graceful.
  • They either don’t manage to form Voltron at all, or they do but it’s a really weird combination (eg. Pidge pilots the Black lion but only if the mice are sitting on her shoulders, Coran in Yellow, Hunk in Red, Lance in Green and Keith in Blue)
    • The forming Voltron theme is the same but played on a really out of tune banjo or something
    • Voltron can barely limp
      • Hunk: Oh wow, yeah I can see what you’re saying… very intimidating
  • When Shiro gets back: 
    • Shiro: wow it looks like you were all doing great without me
      Team: *shares a long exasperated look*
10/10 would date- spideychelle headcanon

https://riarkledale.tumblr.com/post/163518972984/1010-would-date-pt2-spideychelle-hc - part 2

https://riarkledale.tumblr.com/post/163523408419/1010-would-date-pt-3-spideychelle-hc - part 3

bc y’all loved my last two hcs and i was just reminded that we’re gonna have to wait till 2020 to see spideychelle happen skjdksjskdj whY

-aight let’s get right into it shall we?

-michelle knows

-oh yea y’all know what i’m talking about

-but peter doesn’t know that she knows

-at first she’s kinda hurt and a lil upset ngl

-cos honestly ?? she’s actually really opened up to peter and ned

-and she’s tried so hard to be a good, true friend

-but the lil shit still apparently didn’t trust her enough

-so she mopes around for like two weeks

-she makes up excuses to not hang out

-she becomes rlly distant

-she gets really quiet

-but then the sadness slowly fades

-and she decides to get some payback bc she is mj, after all

-so one day she casually sits w them again

-as if the last 2 weeks never happened

-lmao i love this girl

-they’re both kinda shook tbh but they don’t question it

-bc they missed her and they don’t want to say anything that’ll make her go away

-and spiderman makes the front page again today

-michelle is salty

-bc how dare!! peter act like nothing is happening and that’s not him on the front page of

-every. single. newspaper. in ny!!!

-so she starts a conversation about the spider-boi (as she likes to call him)

-one thing about michelle, she is such a good actress

-she deserves an oscar honestly

-so they’re all talking about spiderman and suddenly ned’s going on and on about how he thinks scarlet witch is hot

-so she’s like, ah! you’re making it too easy for me, nerds

- and then she goes

- “i think spider-man is hot.”

-her biggest regret of all was not secretly videoing their reactions

-peter nearly chokes on his sandwich

-he looks like a tomato honestly, he’s getting so red

-ned is shooketh

-”whAT?!?!”

-”…what?”

-ned is like ‘whAT THE HELL MICHELLE YOU HAVEN’T EVEN MET THE GUY”

-and she’s like ‘whatever, i still think he’s attractive’

-ned thinks she’s acting very sus and he wants to get down to the bottom of it

- ‘michELLE WHAT IF HE’S AN OLD MAN’

- “jesus fuck, ned. have u heard the guy? he’s definitely in high school”

-ned looks like he’s trying to get her to quit the act

-but ha! she’s got em

-she looks at peter who has been strangely quiet throughout the whole thing

-he’s still red btw

-she looks at him teasingly, “anything to say, parker? any protests?’

-ned’s still in shock

-she looks at ned, “he’s a teenage boy in spandex but i still would.”

-ned looks frustrated tbh

-and michelle is loving every second of it

-but just to clarify

-she doesn’t think peter is hot or anything

-it’s like whatever

-this is all just an act ok

-”i think that you’re spider-man’s type. like he would. date u”

-she freezes

-whAT THE FUCK PETER

-WHAT DOES HE THINK HE’S DOING

-her mind is

-ummmmmmmmmmm

-she doesn’t know what to do!!

-she doesn’t want to give it away

-play it cool mj play it cool

-’oh wow thanks for the heads up, peter. i’m so relieved that i’m spiderman’s type, yes. now u can tell him to pick me up at 7.”

-nailed it, mj

-peter looks kinda smug but also kinda confused

-and she takes the oppurtunity to torture him even more

-”how would you know what spidey’s type is? huh, parker? what do you, have some sort of ‘spidey sense’?’

-peter is a mess

-’whaatttt, why would i? spidey sense, wow what is that? such foreign words? i just met him, that’s all. haha yea, he’s a cool dude.”

-’i actually think he’s a bit of a dork.”

-peter is confused

-”but you just said that you liked him’

-’yeah but he’s a cute dork’

-peter is blushing

-it’s worse than before

stay tuned for part 2 (cos i’m tired rn and i rlly want to sleep)

anonymous asked:

Imagine: small time YouTuber doing a video about learning how to ice skate. Keeps falling, asks the only person on the rink who looks like he knows what he's doing. Post a video afterwards and wonders why it blows up. Finding out it was olympic gold medalist Yuuri Katsuki. Cue flashbacks of funny things that were said: "Wow you're really good! You could be an olympian!"-"i could be" etc.

omg yes! And can you imagine Viktor coming to pick Yuuri up and the youtuber being like ‘oh wow that’s your husband? Is he as good a skater as you’ and Yuuri justs looks right into the camera and goes ‘no’ and winks 

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finally watched little witch academia & fell in love instantly

BTS REACTION : Their crush accidentally sending them a naughty pic

JIN :

*stares at the pic for a good minute*

-“y/n, i think you sent this by mistake” 

*stares at the pic again and quickly turns his phone off when the members approach him*


YOONGI :

*takes advantage of being alone to play with himself while looking at your pic*

-”y/n, I don’t think this was meant to be for me, but I sure enjoyed it ;)”


HOSEOK :

-”wow, i know this wasn’t meant to be sent to me, but wow y/n, you’re stunning”


NAMJOON :

*saves the photo in his phone for later*

-”damn y/n, i didn’t know you were that naughty”


JIMIN :

*starts freaking out* *doesn’t know what to do* *asks tae for some advice, realizes the pic wasn’t for him*

-”y/n, this was probably a mistake so i’ll just act like nothing happened :) you look good tho”


TAEHYUNG :

-”i don’t think this was meant for me, y/n” “who was it meant for ?’ “he’s one lucky guy”


JUNGKOOK :

*starts laughing about how clumsy you can be*

-”you should be more careful while sending these types of photo y/n” “I like what you’re wearing tho, you should wear more lingerie when we hang out at the dorm ;)” “are you free tonight ?”

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I swear the In a heartbeat fandom is split into four sections

¼th: “It’s not Yaoi, STOP SEXUALIZING CHILDREN!”
¼th: “Look at these homophobic comments on the video wow I can’t believe Christians what the-”
¼th: super cute fan art and redraws and I saw a few adorable comics in there that made my heart grow three sizes.
¼th: *giggles* “Dorian Gay”

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yOU CAN SEE WHAT BRENDON IS DOING TO RYAN HERE LIKE HE IS SEDUCING HIM SO HARD AND RYAN CAN’T EVEN TALK

I bought two prints today and this lady was walking behind me as I was reaching up and grabbing them and then she was like “WELL I GUESS SHE WANTS THEM TOO” super loudly to no one in particular as if I hadn’t been spending the last two minutes getting a step ladder to get high enough to reach the prints. Then as I was checking out, the lady, again to no one in particular, walked behind me and was like “OH SHE’S BUYING THEM. WOW. THATS SO RUDE” like what do you want from me lmao you can’t just run up on me and be like “WHAT A LOVELY PRINT WOW” and expect me to just hand them to you. As I was leaving I saw her lurking in the jewelry area watching me so I just gave her a big smile and shook my head at her

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hello can you tell that i died a little inside trying to act cute

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🐜 ‘ANT-MAN’ (2015) sentence starters. 🐜

      FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AND ADJUST TO YOUR LIKING. 🐜 

  • ❛ thanks for picking me up.❜
  • ❛ baskin-robbins always finds out. ❜
  • ❛ it wasn’t a violent crime, it was a cool crime! ❜
  • ❛ you want some waffles? ❜ 
  • ❛ i don’t care. i’m out. ❜ 
  • ❛ i think our first move should be calling the avengers. ❜
  • ❛ i’m trying, okay? i’ve changed. ❜
  • ❛ be the person she already thinks you are. ❜ 
  • ❛ gratitude can be forgiveness. ❜ 
  • ❛ oh man, are we screwed? ❜ 
  • ❛ i didn’t steal anything! i was returning something i stole! ❜ 
  • ❛ you know, you almost had us convinced that you’re gonna change your ways. ❜ 
  • ❛ the moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. ❜ 
  • ❛ GET ON THE DAMN ANT ❜ 
  • ❛ hey– um, whose pajamas are these?! ❜
  • ❛ i believe everybody deserves a shot at redemption. ❜
  • ❛ my days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. ❜
  • ❛ i need you to break into a place and steal some shit.  ❜
  • ❛ it’s not about saving OUR world. it’s about saving THEIRS. ❜
  • ❛ damn. that was a good speech. ❜
  • ❛ useless. ❜
  • ❛ you gonna show me how to punch? show me how to punch. ❜
  • ❛ alright, princess, let’s get back to work. ❜
  • ❛ aw, you’re cute! ❜
  • ❛ i’m expendable. ❜
  • ❛ it’s not your fault. she made her choice. ❜
  • ❛ i ruined the moment, didn’t i? i’m gonna make some tea. ❜
  • ❛ YOU SON OF A BITCH ❜
  • ❛ it’s really important to me that captain never finds out about this. ❜
  • ❛ that was completely irresponsible and dangerous! you jeopardized everything! ❜
  • ❛ wait a minute… did you just compliment me? ❜
  • ❛ what did you see in me? …all those years ago, you picked ME. what did you see? ❜
  • ❛ THAT’S SO COOL BRO ❜
  • ❛ hey look– this is gonna get weird, alright? it’s pretty freaky, but it’s safe, there’s no reason to be scared. ❜
  • ❛ oh no, daddy don’t get scared. ❜
  • ❛ we’re all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. i’m just glad you have a SLIGHT chance of MAYBE pulling this off. ❜
  • ❛ i actually went from despising you to almost liking you! ❜
  • ❛ wow– wow. i mean, i saw that punch coming from a mile away but i just figured it’d be all pathetic and weak! ❜
  • ❛ hi, little guy!  ❜
  • ❛ you proud of me yet? ❜
  • ❛ you’re sick and i can help you, just put the gun down! ❜
  • ❛ you picked the wrong side, _____ ! ❜
  • ❛ don’t worry, i’m not going to die here. and neither are you. ❜
  • ❛ hey– we’re the good guys, right? feels kinda weird! ❜
  • ❛ I’M GONNA DISINTEGRATE YOU ❜
  • ❛ you insult me. your very existence is insulting to me! ❜
  • ❛ THAT’S A MESSED-UP LOOKING DOG ❜
  • ❛ there’s a… big hole in the roof. ❜
  • ❛ yeah, i don’t know what you’re doing, grabbing and kissing me like that, i was a little surprised myself, i mean, really? ❜
  • ❛ you’re full of shit, ______ ❜
  • ❛ this is awkward. i mean, what do we even talk about after all of this? ❜
  • ❛ look at that chick, she’s like CRAZY STUPID FINE, you know what i’m sayin’? ❜
  • ❛ it’s about damn time. ❜
nct 127 goes on a roadtrip

feel free to request stuff!

taeyong:

  • developes a hate/love relationship with google maps (taeyong: i diDN’T TOUCH THE SCREEN WHY AM I SUDDENLY IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN)
  • what do you even need for a roadtrip (johnny: nerves of steel / taeyong: lol not today)  
  • panic-googles roadtrip tips the night before they leave and can’t sleep
  • has seven cups of coffee and is as ready as he’ll ever be
  • lots of strained laughter
  • this whole ordeal is gonna take at least 20 years off his lifespan
  • “everYONE CALM TF DOWN”
  • why is yuta in the seat next to him
  • h o w did winwin get the passenger seat
  • double checks everything (taeyong: water, phone, sanity, food, sunglasses- “ / yuta: when are we leaving it’s been 10 years)
  • “has everyone got their seatbelts on?”
  • asks that at least 6 times before the actually leave
  • needs the loo but doesn’t say so bc they’ve only been on the road for 20 mins
  • openly doesn’t trust yuta as a reliable navigator
  • doesn’t even touch the sat nav
  • kind of calms down when the kids start a sing-along (and yuta is in the back)
  • nvm he’s gonna murder the next person who asks “are we nearly there yet”
  • exchanges pained mother smiles with the mum’s in the car next to them when they get stuck in traffic

 taeil:

  • ha lol taeyong is gonna age 30 years in one week
  • doesn’t know where they’re going and honestly couldn’t care less
  • generally looking forward to it bc long car rides are fun
  • *shows up 10 minutes late with starbucks*
  • smiles:) bc he got the seat he wanted (right behind the driver’s seat)
  • pillow, starbucks, portable charger, headphones and the calm mentality of a blue whale yes he’s ready
  • wait no taeyong being stressed is starting to stress him out
  • messes around with mark’s ear to relieve said stress
  • kicks back his seat when they get onto the highway (doyoung: my leGS)
  • puts on headphones and zones out
  • zones in again when doyoung kicks him in the back bc he was humming along to his music
  • takes out his headphones when yuta finally gets the aux cable from taeyong
  • yaY SING-ALONG oh no wait this is anime  
  • “i need the loo” x12 (taeyong: ohmYGOD OKAY WE GET IT)
  • how is he so calm in all of this noise

johnny:

  • 9 people stuck in a blACK van for god knows how long
  • they’re gonna boil to death
  • carries everything down to the van before taeyong even tries
  • he’s stuck in the last row with his knees in his face bc jaEHYUN WON’T BE CONSIDERATE
  • what did he do to suffer like this
  • tries to sleep but yeah no that’s not happening anytime soon
  • the first one out of the car at a rest stop
  • he can’t feel his legs
  • why did he give donghyuk sweets
  • they all change seats at the third rest stop bc donghyuk keeps kicking mark’s seat and they’ve gotten lost several times bc yuta can’t read (maps)
  • get’s the seat next to taeyong
  • much better passenger seat person than yuta (can actually read maps wow)  
  • now he’s in charge of the aux cable yesssssss
  • “mamA JUST KILLED A MAN-”

yuta:

  • knows this is gonna be a trainwreck
  • makes a playlist on his phone bc he knows he’s gonna win the passenger seat battle
  • wins the battle but gives it up for his one true love(winwin)
  • shit now he’s the navigator
  • suddenly can’t read hangul sorry:)
  • wow why doesn’t the foreigner tactic work with taeyong
  • great now he’s car sick
  • “yes these are anime theme tunes mark stop whining i have the aux cable u don’t”
  • taeyong: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT  WAS THE WRONG EXIT / yuta: I SAID I CAN’T READ WHY ARE U SURPRISED
  • pouts when he has to switch with johnny
  • complains but stops bc wow the backseat is so stress free
  • is quiet for like 7 minutes
  • but then the johnny sing-along is started and he’s bACK
  • (reluctantly) has a good time 

doyoung:

  • doesn’t even attempt the passenger seat battle
  • sits in the back bc that’s where the Cool Kids sit
  • oh god now he’s stuck with donghyuk next to him
  • whO GAVE THE BOY SUGAR
  • eats an entire packet of gummy bears and now he can hear heart beating
  • now they’re on the same wave length
  • high on sugar and ready to fIGHT taeil for putting his seat back
  • “how about a game of fuck marry kill?” (taeyong: theRE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS CAR)
  • b o r e d and won’t shut up
  • gives mark his spare headphones
  • by the time they reach the third rest stop he’s made himself a lil nest
  • is considerably less bored when johnny get’s the aux cable
  • shares a pillow and blanket with jaehyun when he has to switch with donghyuk
  • the kids steal his sweets
  • now he’s hungry

 jaehyun:

  • made/bought most of the food and is exhausted
  • brought three blankets but forgot a neck pillow and wants to run into oncoming traffic
  • kicks his seat back like 2 centimetres but johnny won’t shut up
  • just trying to s l e e p
  • gives up and just sort of exists in his nest of blankets
  • lowkey backseat road rage
  • “that one is gonna cut u off tae”
  • “fuckin called it” when said driver does just that
  • rolls his window down to see if it’s cooler outside
  • it is not
  • “I’m hungry:(“
  • stares at the food he made like “why don’t i want to eat u”
  • bounds out of the car at every rest stop bc he wants gas-station food
  • moves into the backseat and his squished between doyoung and yuta
  • it’s chill for like 10 mins and then johnny puts on bohemian rhapsody
  • at least mark and donghyuk have stopped bickering

winwin:

  • got the passenger seat and didn’t even have to lift a finger
  • shoes off the moment he gets comfortable
  • is never q u i t e comfortable tho and moves around a lot
  • get’s a blanket from taeil and curls up
  • headphones on but the music is really low so that he can hear everyone talking 
  • it’s so noisy even with headphones
  • tries not to laugh at yuta and taeyong bickering
  • has a vague idea of where they’re supposed to go
  • “i think that was the wrong exit but i’m not sure”
  • just adds fuel to the fire:)
  • reads place names out loud in a really satnav-y voice (mark: w h y / winwin: i’m practicing my korean)  
  • mispronouncing names so bad it’s making doyoung flinch
  • unfazed by the seat changes
  • dances whilst sitting down and slapped johnny in the face once by accident

 mark:

  • forgot his headphones:(
  • has a bad feeling when donghyuk sits behind him
  • bad feeling is confirmed 13 minutes into the trip
  • “stOP KICKING ME”
  • 30 years of tension are being unloaded on this trip
  • taeil keeps fiddling with his ear (mark: ily but pls stop / taeil: i can’t sorry)
  • complains about yuta’s choice of music
  • would put on headphones but he forgot them:)))))))))
  • is he hangry
  • (yes)
  • drinks 1 bottle of coke in 15 minutes
  • regrets it 3 seconds later
  • taeyong: seat change i can’t take this anymore
  • what do you mean donghyuk is gonna sit next to him???? this was not in the contract he signed????? (taeil: he can’t kick u if he sits next to u)
  • *watches the entrance of a rest stop pass by* i need the toilet  
  • does this 5 times
  • donghyuk and he become friends again when johnny puts on some Tunes
  • harmonises with with taeil and donghyuk at the galileo (galileo) part
  • doyoung gives him a spare pair of headphones and he almost cries

 donghyuk:

  • ate sweets and now he can’t sit still
  • long car trips man they’re a thing
  • won’t!!!sit!!!!still!!!!!!!!!
  • yutae’s bickering keeps him entertained for exactly 6 seconds
  • “are we nearly there yet”
  • “i’m hungry”
  • pulls a face at the food that’s being offered (donghyuk: not that kind of hungry)
  • so much pent up energy h o w
  • johnny is googling tranquilisers
  • sings over the anime theme music bc he’s petty and b o r e d
  • starts a fight with mark bc he’s tHAT bored
  • yuta actually makes him run a lap around the parking lot of their first rest stop
  • laughs when doyoung get’s yelled at for saying fuck
  • bohemian rhapsody is the balm for mark and his friendship
  • calmer???? not really?????
  • suddenly goes out like a light and is dead to the world for a good chunk of the trip