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get to know me meme: [1/8] female characters: pam beesly
"I did the coal walk. Just… I did it. Michael, you couldn’t even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn’t any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It’s like sometimes some of you act like I don’t even exist."

WOW OKAY SO I HIT 200 FOLLOWERS
I’m not sure how because why are you guys even following me idk bUT THANK YOU
I LOVE ALL OF YOU

SPECIAL THANK YOU YOU TO vladthehappyfangirlingpsycho FOR EXISTING BECAUSE HE IS THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF PERFECTION (of people who are not celebrities) AND PRECIOUS BEYOND BELIEF AND IF YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING HIM THEN IDEK WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
AND mind-games-are-my-speciality
BECAUSE I CAN’T DO THIS WITHOUT THANKING AND ACKNOWLEDGING THE LITERAL BEST ADVICE GIVER (and super awesome friend) EVER
ALSO teamstevesass BECAUSE SHE’S BASICALLY PERFECTION AND SUPER NICE
AND potterlocked-in-the-tardis FOR CRYING OVER CATS WITH ME AND BASICALLY JUST BEING SUPER COOL
AND hyruviandoctor FOR BEING SUPER NICE AND SWEET AND ADOABIDHDUWHFKKV YOU GO
AND ragingteenagemutiny BECAUSE ILY
AND tessa-heronduck FOR BEING MY FRIEND
AND I FEEL LIKE I’M FORGETTING PEOPLE SO IDK
I LOVE YOU GUYS
THANK YOU
DHWHIQGQKWBDKCKEKV

justanothrshawolkender-chickentendert-potato , and  ye-fegget thank you guys for being my very best buds, i love you guys so much idek what i would do if you didn’t exist. you’re so hella, and im so greatful to have you. i couldn’t ask for better friends and i know that you brahs are one in a billion. and a lot of people can’t even say they have one bestfriend and i’m like wow  i have four and you have no idea how cool you all are. this last year has been pretty blah for me and you guys don’t even know it, but you are the reason why I’m still here today, and you’re the reason why I am making the decision to stay here. you are so important to me. ilysm. 

i’m noticing that when my code works it’s like “OMG i love coding and look at how PRETTY it looks I MADE THAT this is such a wonderful language look at how beautifully you can chain methods together wow”

and when it doesn’t it’s just “fuck you ruby and your language elitism why do you even exist you are the spawn of satan and i hope whoever created you dies a miserable death you are literally the ugliest language i’ve ever seen and i’ve read stuff in german. why did i even choose this field i hate everything”

and there is no in between

ipeealloveryourchippendalesuite replied to your post:talking about work cause im still upset and pretty…

Holy shit why do assholes like her even exist it’s like holy shit okay UR a buyer but not a God damn queen like wow people suck Sorry you had to go through that… People like her are just horrible people and you didn’t deserve that at all

thank you i will admit i shouldnt have said it but i apologized immediately and tried to make the situation better. if she was as mature and deserving of respect as she claimed to be than she would have accepted the apology and not have thrown a temper tantrum and let all of her friends gang up on me and deliberately tried to get me fired. i just hope she keeps her promise and never comes back to that store again cause i would flat out refuse service to her if she ever came back and im usually the only cashier and i know shit would hit the fan. 

phoenix-osmacar-drelum asked:

( that's false, i read it, gender is male and female, sex is the same, it has it all wrong, I'm not stupid, i do my research, why do you think i know so much about tanks, research, every source, that even says gender, wonen and health, like i care )

okay. okay. shit’s about to go down. you know what happens when you make a nonbinary person mad? shit happens, man. like that one post says, i’ll repsect ur goddamn opinion if it doesn’t disrespect my existence. and studies have shown that !!! GUESS WHAT? GENDER AND SEX ARE NOT THE SAME THING!!1!!! wOW! Who woul d have know n? ????/?   

so stop invalidating my EXISTENCE, AND GET YA NONBINARY-PHOBIC ASS OUT OF MY ASK 

  • Karkat Vantas:WHAT IN THE ALL MIGHTY NAME OF FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
  • Crowbar:The answer is, you are. You're counting. It's your JOB to count.
  • Spades Slick:Listen kid, does she even know this is meant to be a date?
  • Diamonds Droog:I like how you all just forgot I existed
  • Clover:Oh no no, you don't want to do that!
  • Doc Scratch:I find your attempts at surprising me to be both predictable and mildly amusing.
  • Me:Wow I really hope nobody else is home right now otherwise it's gonna be really awkward explaining why I'm voice acting a half dozen Homestuck characters in the shower

it’s so annoying how ur all infatuating and whatnot yet you don’t see it and are all humble and shit but ur also a shitty person but so freakin beautiful and smart and just ANNOYING like wtf bye leave i wish i never knew u bcs ur just so complicated, confusing and like i said, annoying (bcs of those things agh). WHAT AM I SAYING IDKM IDK IM JUST LIKE GET OUT DON’T EXIST PLS 

crimson44 replied to your post: lord-of-killer-indecencies:if you want…

How come you can’t message us. That’s not fair. :(

lol cuz im an evil devil who exists to torment you my friend >=p and wow you’re actually on tumblr *gasp* although you need to turn on your ask box to have me message you on here. lol ill show you how to do it later but yea im more likely to talk to you on here than on my phone - i hate phones i dont know why…most the time i don’t even have it on me ^_^” but i love you? *smiles innocently*

crimson44

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Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?


Wow. This question.

In my almost 18 years of existence, I have always been the arrogant and dominant one. Then one night, I figured out why I have been like this. I think ever since, I have been paid attention by my teachers in school and my family at home, even my community outside home paid attention. But when I reached the teenage life, there goes my teenage angst and I never got heard. I was always wrong, overdressed at normal days and underdressed at special occasions and always saying the wrong words, always making the wrong moves. I knew I had to stand up on my own, I should understand myself so nobody has to. I never settled for something that I know that I am not happy with. I ditch people who doesn’t make me happy, I cut classes when I know it’s not worth my time, I do not do something that I do not want.

I do things that are my hearts’ only desire. I learn to love people too, I don’t stop pursuing my dream of being on a better person and position than I am today, ALWAYS.

By vague definition yeah I cheated. It wasn’t this emotional investment. I didn’t know their names. I don’t even know what one of the guys face looked like. That doesn’t make it better. But I just want you to like think about this more than the way you’re looking at it. I never said hey let’s meet up and fuck ect. It’s why do you do this. Wow I wish I didn’t like this.

Underlying sexual a bit. But not like the way you think. i wasnt emotional invested. i just idk it wasnt real lfie to me they were just an object to me.

Those blogs don’t even exist anymore. But God. Yeah I encouraged these two guys to eat. But I know this doesn’t make it right but hundreds of other people did too at the same time. It wasn’t an intimate conversation everyone else was sayhing the same thing. It was like a niche community on tumblr. But you won’t listen to me explain that. Not that it really matters.


you wont listen to me explain that because im too afriad to say it.

I’m sorry for everything. I shouldn’t have even done this in the beginning. I just don’t know anymore.

If it makes you feel any better all these things that happened a year ago made me what to put a lid on that aspect of my sexuality. Something I never want to act on ergo why I never tried with you.

Idk maybe a part of me was testing it out via annons on tumblr so see if I was really into it and I wasn’t. So there we go. I ducked up. I should have talked to you along time ago. And dived deeper. I was uncomfortable with it and I had the feeling you were. I just had to make sure. And I did it a stupid way whist emotionally and mentally compromised.

mightythesaurusrex replied to your post

“The WBC is apparently coming to my hometown next week to protest at…”

I would go to church with you just to see their faces and maybe also flip them off but probably not actually flip them off except i will be in my head because wow such douchebag very no

I just… I just, why? Like… they do know we live in the nothing town of nowhere ever. We aren’t even that interesting…

I actually find it funny that they are coming here but they aren’t even gonna protest MacArthur’s church or the college.

Like, wow. 

starshipcaptainjojo replied to your post

“The WBC is apparently coming to my hometown next week to protest at…”

Fart on them.

You are my favorite.

sophrederick replied to your post

“The WBC is apparently coming to my hometown next week to protest at…”

They literally protested my high school for existing on an insignificant day in March. It was hilarious. Yes, I do live near them.

You poor soul. I’m so sorry that you have to live near them. 


Here’s the thing. I’m a Christian. But the hate that the WBC preaches is awful. That’s not my Jesus. That’s not my faith. That isn’t right.