Couple of gems from tonight’s session:

“You know me, overkill is my whole thing”

“Congratulations, you made a velociraptor puddle.”

“Wow, I really thought that between the three of you someone might have damaged the monster by now.”

“Your bag is full to the brim and dripping blood, but by god you harvested the drake’s heart.”

“My goal is to be bigger than whatever we fight. Always.”

“Let’s take some of the meat and cook it!” *the other players start chanting “RAGE STEAKS”*

I love my party.

Wow, I’m really shocked by Chester Bennington’s suicide, I was such a big Linkin Park fan when I was a teen, they were one of my first concerts. Rest in Peace.

  • Serbia: And in the future, if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.
  • Romania: Does that include "that's what she said"?
  • Serbia: [nods] ... Yes.
  • Romania: Wow, that is really hard.
  • Serbia: ...
  • Romania: You really think you can go all day long?
  • Serbia: ...
  • Romania: Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
  • Serbia: .... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

exxie1979  asked:

About your last post, same people that been blaming harry for every single bad thing on earth, the ppl that have blogs context is just about devil harry, has been saying bty is about their toxic relationship, how harry behaves lou badly, lous is depressed about it etc. People are mostly stupid and mean around here.

wow some people have really lost the plot in here then. Thanks for explaining!

Doyoung: *talking to no one but everyone at the same time* wow they’re really out there

Doyoung: *slightly louder* alive and stuff

Doyoung: *whips head around to look at everyone backstage while Dream performs* *wipes tear revealing beady eyes* M Y BOYS

anonymous asked:

Rate all the cc ships u can think of from favorite to least favorite

Does Mogarvid count as a CC ship, even as a crossover? Because it’s pretty high up there rn. Probably my favorite. Good forest boyfriends who can balance out each other’s extremes and raise their tiny angry son together.

Speaking of which, David and Max in a father/son relationship is also top-tier. Actually…David being a dad in general is very good. Same also applies to Daniel and Space Kid, but like…less of a father figure and more of a protective figure who would die for this sweet kid. He doesn’t get to be a father because I’m an asshole.

Going back to romantic shipping, Gwenvid is also good and pure.

Counselorshipping (DavidGwenDanielJen) is quality, as long as it’s in an AU where Daniel and Jen aren’t like…child killers and are just kind of terrible personality-wise. This also applies to Danvid and JenGwen, or heck, even DanielGwen and DavidJen. I like shipping all of them, okay?

NeilHarrison is precious. Precious awkward boys.

Nikki/Girls who will treat her like the little forest queen she is is a very good ship.

Nurf/Boys who will treat him right is also good. I really like the idea of Nurf/Petrol. Big boyfriends.

Max and Space Kid is baby Churboose, which I love with all my heart. Grumpy boy with happy cinnamon roll is a nice dynamic that I’m weak for.

Also admittedly, after the most recent chapters of SOSO, I….kind of like the idea of Space Kid and Dolph Dee, but ONLY if/when he tries to break away from being nothing more than a shitty Hitler joke and better himself as a person. I feel like Space Kid would be a good influence on him, and they could be each other’s first baby crushes and talk about space together.

Honestly those are all the ones I can think of that I really enjoy, so put everything almost else beneath that.

Then put any ship (ESPECIALLY M///A///X///D//AV///ID) involving the adults and kids romantically beneath everything else because those are shit-tier ships and I don’t want them anywhere near me and I’ll never stop vocalizing how much I despise them. Disgusting. Horrid. Gross. Bad.

EDIT: FUCK HOW COULD I FORGET JASPVID??? Jaspvid is high up there. Cute childhood boyfriends and also AUs where Jasper is alive and they are counselor boyfriends are good.

Wow it's really been forever since I've made some LGBTQ+ positivity here....

Well then that’s about to change!

Gay people are amazing!

Lesbians are amazing!

Bi people are amazing!

Ply people are amazing!

Pan people are amazing!

Trans people are amazing!

NB people are amazing!

Genderqueer people are amazing!

Aces are amazing!

Aros are amazing!

Every single person in the lgbtq+ community is amazing and I love all of y'all so much 💖💖💖

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