wow-bums

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sketches of some of my WoW dorks from the Moonguard rp server, from some couple years back. i don’t play anymore but, I owe these guys a lot for helping develop future characters and have a thing for story development

left to right from top to bot. Kadarak, hunter chick with an attitude. gets gag-reflexes whenever she deals with pro-horde folk. she’s not above curb-stomping other’s self-esteems and punching them in the face if that doesn’t work. (hello proto-bree) 

Maure, the broken draenei with courage issues and his kiddie sidekick, Lato (the argent squire pet i wound up roleplaying with most-sob) arguably Pint’s precursor, (the two of them merged) 

Ratcher, a gruff goblin who likes bikes and has a nasty smoker grin. my attempt at playing GTA-themed…things. 

Haloke, fel druid cow. She’s not quite the sanest being around, though very efficient at making sure things die.  she’s as likely to call you friend as she is to go deranged and make turnips grow out of your eyesockets. also, yes, those are cordycep antlers. 

Wicktor, smarmy and bony gilnean medic, also a deacon. Proclaims he’s got an affinity with the Light, but can’t even spark up a minor healing spell. something of a racist self-righteous prick, with most best intentions in mind. also in absolute denial that he’s got the worgen curse and dosages himself in a bunch of drugs to keep himself from going furry. in the long run he inspired Rox, minus the monster part (she still deals with shapeshifting maneaters though) 

harry and louis at home and harry using his robot voice because louis insists harry is careful with his voice and wherever louis moves he is followed by robot voice saying things like ‘wow your bum really is out of this world’ and ‘you are so soft lets cuddle’ and ‘i’d rather see you naked’ and ‘penis penis penis’ and ‘you’re a kitten and mine and beautiful and gorgeous and pretty and i love your eyelashes’ and harry’s giggles always follow the words and louis is like can you stop for like one minute and robot harry says ‘no you’ll have to kiss me quiet’ and louis goes like well im not kissing a fucking phone am i now and harry pulls him in for a kiss instead goodbye