The Thought Process Behind A Performance
Oh no, it’s time to go on. Here I go.
Why do I do this to myself?
Wow, there are more people here than I expected. Also fewer than I’d hoped. Feared? I don’t know.
Why do I DO this to myself??
Oh shit my entrance is soon, oh no I'mm gonna miss it? oh gosh oh nononononoooo-
Oh wait, I made it just fine. Never mind.
Hey, this isn’t going too horribly?
NOPE ABORT MISSION I DID THAT THING WRONG HELP.
Hey no one is throwing stuff, I don’t think they noticed? Just keep going, smile, fake it til you make it baby…
I wonder what’s for dinner? No, FOCUS.
I hope it’s pizza.
WHY do I DO THIS.
Yeah, this is the worst I have ever done this. I have no focus and I nearly lost a measure and I’m pretty sure I should just run away to Jamaica and never speak of my past life-
Hey, they’re clapping. Oh. Okay.
Yes, I am wonderful, thanks. Can’t wait for my next performance!