wow why did they change it

james and lily are such a beautiful ship. 

we have james, who is confident about himself. he’s loyal to his friends. he broke the law so his friend would not have to be alone during his worst nights every month. he’s really smart; one of the creators of a live map of the castle, that also mentions names of everyone in the school like? wow. but he was also a bully. caused people public humiliation. but he learned and became a better person. he changed because he acknowledged his flaws and understood for himself why what he did was wrong. he was also that dorky guy that doodled his crushes’ name on tests. 

and we have lily. who takes no shit and knows she deserves the best of the best. she’s smart - highly spoken about by professors, yet also gets in trouble. she’s the best friend anyone can have. she stands up for what she believes in. pushed away a toxic person from her life. also, she was able to look past at what a person (james) used to be, and respect the person as who they are now - bc tbh, it’s not easy to change your opinion on someone especially if they used to be a bully.  

they’re both strong and independent people. together, they’re unstoppable :”))

A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.
dailymotion

4/2 Interview with Yuzuru and Shoma after the Worlds gala.

Y = Yuzuru, S = Shoma, I = Interviewers

I1: Congratulations!!

Y and S: Thank you!

I1: Hanyu-senshu. Your free was unbelievable.

Y: Thank you.

I1: After getting 5th in the short, how did you get over it and have a strong mentality for the free (literal translation: how did you switch your feelings)??

Y: I actually did not prepare myself mentally (literal translation: I did not switch my feelings), and it was my fans’ voices and the voices of support from my team that motivated me.

I1: You said you felt as if you were the wind and you were flowing in a river and that you were part of nature, but when exactly was it that you felt this way?

Y: It was during the steps before my first quad loop when I felt as if my consciousness was melting away.

I1: When you say melting away, do you mean like how you felt like the wind during your performance?

Y: Hmm yes, I felt as if I was floating.

I1: Everyone’s been saying your 4S3T is one of your biggest points, how did you feel about it?

Y: I was very nervous, especially because when I missed it in the short program, I didn’t feel any doubt going into it.

I1: You had an injury this season and even though I assume you probably struggled with that, you said that you are your biggest rival. I am just very curious on why your motivation is so high!

Y: There’s still so many things I have to work on, and during every single one of my performances I think, “Oh this time this was bad, that was bad”.

I2: Yuzuru, well done! (Otsukaresamadeshita!)

Y: Thank you so much.

I2: We saw that you hugged Javier, but were you able to tell him anything?

Y: (stumbles a bit calculating years) 2 years ago when I couldn’t win for the second time in a row, and last year when I was very frustrated, Javier was able to make me feel better, and this time I told him the same exact words that he told me during those times.

I1: Was Shoma a good presence for you in this competition?

Y: Yes, of course, he is so good, and he is improving consistently, one step at a time, so competitions are so exciting with him.

I1: Again, Shoma, congratulations. After that devastating result last year, I’m sure you practiced very much this season. Being able to stabilize two new quads this season, I think you practiced a LOT, right?

S: Last season, I practiced way too much which was why I wasn’t mentally prepared for the pressure at competitions, so things did not go my way. So if I was asked if I practiced more this season than last season, I don’t think I did. However, this season, I really think during each practice, and the quality of each practice session has changed, and I believe the result of this competition really showed that.

I1: Wow, you practiced less on purpose! I saw that you watched Yuzuru’s performance and scores before your free. How did you feel stepping onto the ice for your free?

S: I knew for sure that Japan would safely get 3 Olympic spots, so I was determined to just do my own performance.

I1: So you were really conscious of the spots then?

S: Yes, I definitely thought that was the most important thing, and my goal to avenge for last year was only my second priority. So I was able to skate very lightheartedly after seeing Yuzuru skate like that.

I2: When you entered the green room, we saw that you two hugged and you told Yuzuru, “It was because of you, Yuzu-kun!” How did Yuzuru support you?

S: Well I felt a lot of pressure because of the spots, and as I said before, that was my number one priority, and I am very happy that we have 3 spots for next season, and of course, because of the heart-strengthening presence of Yuzuru, I was able to skate like I did.

I1: (to Yuzuru) Was it the first time you felt as if you were the wind/you were flowing in a river?

Y: Yes, that was the first time. 

I1: We saw some exhibition footage, and rumors are going around that you tried jumping the 4A.

Y: Nope, no I did not. I kept trying to revenge the 3A, as I really wanted to land a nice 3A… I’m so sorry, I apologize!

I1: And Shoma, we heard you were trying the 4Lz?

S: Yep, indeed I was. 

I1: Is it because you’re gonna try to do it in the Pyeongchang Olympics?

S: Well, this was the first time I ever tried it and it was merely for fun, so please don’t expect anything from it!

I3: Well done, Yuzu! Man, after the short program I did not know what to expect!

Y: Haha, sorry.

I3: Your axis was a little off wasn’t it?

Y: Yes, it was.

I3: And you made sure and adjusted it to perfect it in the free right?

Y: Yes.

I3: This shows that you really are Hanyu Yuzuru, the ‘Jumping Genius’.

Y: Thank you. Well, in reality I wasn’t really thinking about the axis, I was more conscious of the entrance. Actually, I didn’t feel any doubt going into the jump when I missed it in my short, so I just decided to believe in myself and went for it.

I3: Your free made everyone in the world emotional. It was absolutely amazing.

Y: Thank you very much.

I1: Next season is Olympics, how do you think the competition will be at Pyeongchang?

Y: I believe it will be the exact extension of this competition. After experiencing this competition, I really really felt a ‘pre-Olympic season’ vibe. Because we have so many talented skaters going into the Olympics, with many bringing in new elements, it will come down to how consistent we are as we are right now, and how high the perfection will be even with the new elements. I believe this next period will be very exciting.

I1: Are you planning to include a new quad?

Y: Right now, I am thinking about it. After this competition, I feel very accomplished that I was able to skate perfectly with four quads, and it gave me a lot of confidence, so I will see based on how I practice from now on.

I1: We’ve heard that you were saying that there isn’t even a scoring system for quints.

Y: I don’t think myself personally is going that high yet, but skaters like Boyang, Nathan, and Vincent who won Junior Worlds this season and can do a 4Lz with his hands over his head… These skaters are doing crazy stuff in juniors, so I believe there might be a scoring system for quints after the Olympics.

I1: Shoma, going into this Olympic season, there is a big big wall in front of you named Yuzuru, how are you going into this next season?

S: Well, Yuzuru isn’t a wall for me, he is more of my goal, as I’ve been practicing with Yuzu-kun as my ultimate goal, and I will be, even from now on, practicing with Yuzu-kun as my ultimate goal.

Y: Thank you.

I1: Yuzuru, to conclude, as this has been a very proud, emotional night for all the fans in Japan, please say a message to all of the fans.

Y: All of Team Japan has fought very hard for our spots for the Olympics. The three spots were something we won over. As a team, we would like to continue doing our best heading towards the Olympics.

I1: Thank you so much, Yuzuru and Shoma!

Y and S: Thank you!

I1: I wish I was that mature when I was 22.

I2: Right! It’s crazy!

I watch you sometimes. And I just let the entirely different person that you are now settle into the spot in my heart that held the you I remember. It’s strange, almost nauseating, to see how the words that come out of your mouth now are the filthy things you were careful to never say around me. The pride and the arrogance lacing your walk, and even the way that you sit down, are completely and utterly repulsive to me. And I just have to ask myself.. Was this the man that I was once so ready to give myself to?
—  🖤
Tom dating a Writer/Photographer!Reader || Headcanons

Requested: heck no, I just had a ton of ideas for this :)

Warnings: this is my first headcanon on Tom. that’s warning enough (also swearing)

Word Count: 1,078 (pretty decent ig)

Pairing: Tom Holland x Writer/Photographer!Reader

Originally posted by tom-hollcnd

  • You first met Tom at his audition for SM:H while you were interning for one of the script’s authors
  • You had on a pair of glasses and your notebook never left your side and Tom found it sO adorable
  • He knew you loved writing and he was just so fond of you
  • His cheek ass is always flirting with you using pick-up lines related to writing or photography

  “I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one look at you and I’m already interested.”

“Are you a photographer? Cuz I can picture us together.”

  • You two became friends over Harry, whom you shared the love of photography with
  • cue Tom thanking Harry endlessly for bringing you two together :’)
  • Most nights Tom was working on a new film, so you’d hang with Harrison and Harry in his trailer trying to finish your school work and novels
  • But when Tom was finished he’d find you passed out on the couch, highlighted papers and notes all around you
  • somehow Harrison and Harry didn’t notice???


  • When Tom asked you out you thought he was joking so you said you get out of college at 5:00
  • Ohhh boy he showed up in some fancy Audi with roses and shit in a butto-up shirt with literally every girl on campus eyeing him
  • You were so flustered but giddy nonetheless

“Wow, Tom! Thank you, but uh, shouldn’t I change first?”
“Whatever do you mean, love? You look perfect.”

  • The first date was spent with lots of laughs and cuddles that you two kinda forgot it was the first date
  • You agreed to another date with Tom, obviously ;)
  • This one you had a day at the park.
  • You brought your camera and asked Tom to model for you
  • He was pretty nervous at first, but because you’re you, he did it to make you happy
  • tHE CANDIDS OF HIM SMILING

“Why am I the model when you look the way you do??” he’d say

  • Mhm, Tom didn’t stay in the spotlight for long since he grabbed your camera and started taking photos of you while you were working on a short story

“Wow, you’re pretty.”

  • cue the blushing and countless amount of kisses


  • It was the week after you two had officially started dating after like, 13 dates cuz Tom wanted to take his precious damn time
  • You were already head over heels for Tom
  • But, the clumsy dork had put your computer in the dishwasher by accident
  • bRO HE WAS SO SCARED YOU’D FLIP
  • So he got you these really really fancy pens with your initials carved on the side as a way to say sorry
  • Luckily, you had an extra set of notes handwritten
  • When he showed you the pens you could’ve cried honestly

“Please don’t be mad” he’d say while peppering kisses all over you’re face
“Tom?? How could I be these pens are gorgeous???”
“Not as gorgeous as you, darling ;)”


  • Wherever Tom took you he made sure it was an adventure so you’d have something to write about
  • You’d get so excited and randomly blurt stuff out about the story you were writing

“OMG Liam would love this!”
“wHO ThE BLoODy heLL iS LiAM???”
“Chill, babe it’s just one of my characters”

  • Somedays Tom would take you on picnics for fluffy ideas, watch sad movies for angst, and the bedroom for smut ;))))
  • HAHA I’M SORRY
  • Everywhere you went you brought a professional camera, cuz professionals never miss a chance to take a photo :)
  • Tom always carrying the bag

“But darrrrlllliiiiingggg my shoulders huuurrrrtttt!”
“Thomas you were the one who offered”


  • Ok but, one night you finished a book you were reading and it ended on a MAJOR cliffhanger
  • You definitely didn’t throw the book across the room and you definitely didn’t stay up thinking about the ending??
  • Tom immediately woke up next to you to see you crying (that book hit you right in the feels and, tbh, gave you a bunch of ideas)
  • He started stroking your hair and kissing your shoulders

“Can I borrow $20,000?”
“Why the hell do you need that much, love?”
“So I can pay this mf author for the sequel, duh.”


  • dON’T GET ME STARTED ON WRITER’S BLOCK
  • It was such a bitch to you and vice versa
  • Usually it happened when Tom was away for long periods of time
  • You couldn’t write anything for days up to weeks
  • literally you could stare at a piece of paper and it’d start to burn
  • When Tom finally came home he was pretty sad to see you not being able to do the thing you loved
  • Even though he was extremely tired, he ran you a bath and started massaging you
  • You were so grateful it was like you were instantly cured
  • He passed out after this, btw
  • You would crawl under the covers next to him and just whisper a bunch of thank you’s while cuddling


  • Whenever you finished a chapter of your new novel you’d read it to Tom
  • Sometimes he wasn’t listening cuz he loved how passionate you were about this
  • He’d go on Instagram Live and promote your book

“Everyone go check out my girl’s new book!1!1!”
“Tom, honey, it’s not even out yet.”

  • But really he’s just so incredibly proud of you and you of him
  • One time you received a critic on one of your earlier works
  • You were kind of taken aback because the troll was a Tom Holland stan
  • bro Tom was hella pissed
  • You can bet your ass he went on Instagram Live

“Please don’t hate on Y/N, she is the most talented, beautiful person I’ve ever met.” he’d say as he wrapped an arm around you defensively

  • tearing up over what a great boyfriend you had


  • One day when Tom was finally given a break, you two had a lazy day at home with lots of takeout and rental movies
  • You wore his grey sweatpants and an old crop top
  • he found it sO ATTRACTIVE TBH
  • He grabbed your camera and started taking candids of you laughing and smiling
  • (You might’ve posed for a couple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
  • Later you found out he used one of the photos for his lockscreen
  • you = :”””)


  • In the end, you wondered how you had gotten so lucky, and Tom could say the same about you
  • Sure, you got to say your boyfriend was Spider-Man, but he got to say you’re his girlfriend

That was pretty long for my first Tom Holland headcanon😂 Welp, hope you guys liked it! comment/reblog if ya wanna be tagged in future Tom Holland writings!

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He’s Not My Boyfriend

(A/N): This fic wasn’t requested but I was thinking of writing this prompt for so long so I decided to finally write it. It’s longer than most of my other fics so please enjoy. Also, I’ve literally been writing this for about two weeks now because the only time I get to write anymore is during breaks at school. Sorry for the delays in updates. <3

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Jeon Jungkook

{Word Count: 3.4k}

Category: Angst, smut

Warnings: Kinda Fuckboy!Jungkook, Some cursing, public sex

Originally posted by tahyns

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Long Hot Summer


(So should i continue this or?)

Summary: Shawn is your best friend’s brother. 


The first time you met Shawn, you were a shy horse obsessed eight year old and he was a dorky twelve year old clad in khakis and polo shirts, face full of preteen zits. When he and his sister, your best friend Aly, moved on your ninth birthday, you thought you’d never see them again. It crushed you because Aly was your best friend in the whole world and it wasn’t fair that their parents were moving them halfway across the country because of their dad’s job.

Ten years later and the summer after you graduate brings two things. Your best friend and a whole lot of trouble. Aly’s parents moved them back after her grandparents fell ill. They decided they wanted to be close to family again and suddenly Aly was back into your life. The two of you had kept up with each other almost everyday via social media and texts so it wasn’t like you had been apart really. To make things even better, they bought the house next door to yours since they really wanted to move back into the same neighborhood.

It’s been a few weeks since they moved back and you hadn’t seen Shawn. You didn’t ask about him, figuring he was in college somewhere or just living on his own. It’s not until you’re squatted down in your mother’s flower garden between the driveways, pulling weeds for her, when a car pulls into Aly’s driveway, nearly hitting you. You fall back and glare at the car, assuming it’s someone just turning around or something since you lived in a cul de sac. But the engine shuts off and you hear someone get out of the drivers side.

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anonymous asked:

Not to be rude but, I have no real idea about most things Naruto. From seeing your art, I was wondering, why do people ship Gaara and Lee? Or, rather, why do you ship it?

oh man here we go woW okay it all started with the fact that lee and gaara had to fight each other in the chunin exams, you know,,,that fight

rekt

short story, gaara almost killed lee’s life and ninja career in this fight and never apologized (fun fact: he actually did it much later and it’s only shown in the story mode in a videogame) ok so at this point only like 10 ppl were into this ship and only existed because *+*they fighted each other, it’s destiny*+* but then the other amazing arc that changed everything forever happened, the let’s chase sasuke arc

in this arc lee decides to fight against kimimaro (bad guy) so naruto can go chase his boyfriend and bring him back and here is when lee is almost killed by this guy but surprise gaara appears and saves his life. then we know that lee is actually a saint and don’t hold any grudges against gaara and he even want to be friends w him, gaara is so confused by this because he knows he did something terrible to this guy and he just??? yes lee is a saint

so that’s how lots of ppl started to ship this, i think lee is what gaara needs since he is really good at showing his affection and love to others no matter what and have you seen gaara’s forehead?? he will be always in search for love (different kinds of love th) that’s why he is so good to everyone, that’s why he’s been the kazekage for years, that’s why he adopted a child, i think gaara has lots of love to give but doesn’t know how to clearly and i believe lee is that person who can make gaara feel comfortable enough to show his feelings

and now i’ll shut up sorry im too attached to this omfg

Some quick musings on the new update

thelostspecial.com

Here is the text, with my first thought comments in bold:

I was going to draw this out longer but the truth is, I’m bored.

OK

There is no Lost Special. There never was, and there never will be.

And you know this objectively?

Once again, in their need to keep this midnight train going, TJLC fans created something out of nothing.

Even if that is that case, why do you care?

Seeing this obsession with “The Lost Special,” even though series 4 was clearly over, I couldn’t resist the opportunity to run a sociological experiment with a vicious fandom in denial.

Steven brought it up, not us.  Also, even if the series is over, that doesn’t mean it’s over.  They’ve repeatedly said they have through series 5 mapped out. It was only in December 2016 they started hinting at “we don’t know, this could be it.” Sure Jan.

My poorly assembled website took not more than twenty minutes to cobble together (as some people rightly pointed out) and very little effort to maintain.

This is a lie.  

“By the pricking of my thumbs (something wicked this way comes)”- I edited an ominous message into the code and title, referencing the Macbeth quote used in The Six Thatchers. It was strange to see how many people didn’t recognise the “pricking” quote and even criticised the website because it allegedly didn’t call back to Sherlock in any way- except that I was directly quoting a series 4 episode.

Except most of us did recognize this?  What about your dancing man code reference to Unto the Breach?

Watching fans defend how shoddy the website is, in their need for thelostspecial to be real was especially funny. It was also funny to see the people who guessed the website was fake and said as much, but didn’t even care because they desperately needed something to hold onto, with Sherlock over.

Whichever, why do you care?  Why would it be funny to you?

Then there’s the people who clocked that thelostspecial.com wasn’t “real”… and yet never question their own dedication to TJLC and/or the existence of a fourth episode of series 4, concepts entirely created by Tumblr.

The lost special site was only one of hundreds of indications something is fucky.  

 Anyhow. Next, I threw a random bunch of numbers and photos out there to see how people would scramble and react, and you didn’t let me down. Mostly I chose the first photo I found of a character that I liked the look of, in Google; there wasn’t real logic. I re-used some images out of laziness. I used an online generator to make the Dancing Men/Henry V code post.

So the meanings we found in everything, tying it somehow back to Sherlock, or ACD canon, or anything else were all coincidences?  

What do we say about coincidences?

40, 27, kra, the various “hints” you think you found on the website and found countless possible meanings of, they were chosen at random. Even the elephant photo was chosen at random. It wasn’t until after I edited it into the main website photo that I discovered the poor thing was named Mary and had been shot and executed for killing a man (on 9.13.16. Everyone overthought that one too much.)  So I used that info because it was serendipitous. “The universe is rarely so lazy?” Friends, the universe is often lazy.

“They were chosen at random.”  “The universe is rarely so lazy?

Sure Jan.

When I added a black image with five pixels of colour to the website, you did not let me down. People played with the image until they became convinced it was QR code spelling something out. It was just five meaningless pixels of nothing, created in MS Paint.

Yet you did the whole thing in 20 minutes.

The static gif was taken from a YouTube video of TV static from some movie, with an old Moriarty close-up thrown in.

We know, 28 days later.  With Moriarty loaded in.  Again, whole thing in 20 minutes.

The photo of John and Sherlock sitting in the watery 221B, I got it from Farfarawaysite.com, and scaled it down a little because the photo was large. That’s it. I didn’t change the proportions in any way, or alter the colours, or add anything to the photo. Anything you saw in it, you imagined. I left the big black header on the website as a hint to keep your eye on those, since the thing I changed on 2/11 was in the similar Twitter header.

”That’s it. I didn’t change the proportions in any way, or alter the colours, or add anything to the photo. Anything you saw in it, you imagined.”

Like Murderous Mary being photoshopped into the back picture? Sure Jan: http://whimsicalethnographies.tumblr.com/post/156824256785/221bloodnun-whimsicalethnographies

I changed the plain black header of the Twitter to a black one with a word embedded in it. The profile photo was changed to a plain black photo with XX hidden in it. No one bothered checking it, though clearly the account was active again, so I changed the profile photo to show the Xs, as a hint to look deeper. Finally people found the “clue” today, not that it matters. The word spelled out there is another blind alley that leads nowhere.

Then accept all our follow requests.  

MMTE: The source code message was a hint toward Murderous Mary the Elephant, which some of you guessed but no one looked for it.

murderousmarytheelephant.tumblr.com

(Don’t bother trying to access it, there’s nothing in there.)

DON’T LOOK NOTHING TO SEE HERE, EVEN THOUGH THERE’S A PASSWORD.

There was no set schedule for changes to thelostspecial. I used intermittent reinforcement to keep people frustrated but coming back for more. That’s why I added and removed things at unexpected times. There is no pattern.

Ok?

For people wondering, wow, why would anyone take so much time to do this? Well, I didn’t. Creating the plain black squares with a few letters, throwing a message into the source coding,  and uploading the new website photo of John and Sherlock took maybe 5 minutes. Creating a side blog with no posts and keeping it private takes one minute.

Except the photoshopping you DID do as established would have taken more.  Even searching for the first image you found would have taken time.

Overall, it takes less than twenty minutes a week to do this, once it was set up, because really? You do all the work for me. You all did what TJLCers do best- you took a bunch of random data, inflated it into something much more complicated than it really was, and created your own narrative out of it. Even knowing it might be nothing, and was probably just a fan-made site, you’ve still allowed yourselves to get worked up over it and allowed yourselves to hope. You’re reading into nonsense and finding clues where there are none, and naturally most of those “clues” pointed exactly where you wanted them to point to. Confirmation bias at its finest.

Well all I get from this is that we’re smarter than you are.

Learn from this.

Stop falling into conspiracies. Trust yourself when you can see that something isn’t real or likely. Alternately, find something that doesn’t make you feel sad or heartbroken.

Seriously?  “Trust yourself when you can see that something isn’t real or likely.”

Instincts are to be trusted, John.  

Also, my instincts have gotten me into a pretty good place. I’ll keep trusting them, thanks, and they tell me something is fucky.  We’ve seen this episode before.  

Goddamn you’re arrogant.

A few final notes:

“And in conclusion *jerk off motion*

I was somewhat entertained by the several dozen times people attempted to reset the password for the website and access the control panel. If I was petty, I would’ve logged your IPs and reported you to your ISP. (Don’t worry, I didn’t. I don’t care that much.)’

You cared enough to look.  

I didn’t send the “mole” anons or any other messages on Tumblr. I think other fans decided to join the game. I imagine they’ll continue until they get bored, too.

Read: I can’t say why everything else is fucky too.  Must be more people like me.

The only twitter account connected to thelostspecial.com is twitter.com/thelostspecial. I have no idea who runs the “contact” twitters but I’m positive they’re fan accounts. (If you think BBC-sanctioned accounts would post like that, I have a bridge to sell you.) As for my twitter, I set up the thelostspecial twitter account, followed some BBC-related accounts and left it alone for a week while TJLC fans went wild trying to suss out who I was following. That’s all I did with it.

Then accept my follow request.  Seriously, YOU’RE SO CLEVER I need to follow you to learn your secrets.

I didn’t start thelostspecial Instagram account. Someone else did that, I don’t know who.

Nobody asked.  Actually, I didn’t even know there was an instragram account.  Did anyone else know?

And if you enjoyed hunting, try a legitimate online riddle game, such as Amnesya.com for a challenge! All the fun, none of the TJLC and fandom “fucky” business.

Well, since you brought up “fucky business,” why are they screenshots of the Shrewd Living posts in the “Museum?” Did you do that too? Wow.  In charge of a scam website.  Oh, you don’t know about that?  Then why put it in there?  Why, John?

Nah.

Sherlock Series 4 is over. This is the end.

Thanks for playing TheLostSpecial! Goodbye and God bless.

Seriously, we’ve seen this episode before.

WE’VE SEEN THIS EPISODE BEFORE.

johnwao  asked:

So how do you see the plot of WoW playing out?

It’s been a while since I did one of these, and I’ve changed my mind on a couple points, so why not? TWOW spoilers below, natch.

In the East

Barristan and Victarion smash the slaver coalition (with a li’l help from those ever-treacherous sellswords), but neither get to savor their victory for long. Vic burns, either from without thanks to Rhaegal or within thanks to Dragonbinder. Barry returns to the city in triumph only to find that the Shavepate has wiped out his enemies root and branch, including Hizdahr and the child hostages. Furious and heartsick, the white knight goes for Skahaz’ throat, but is overwhelmed and killed by the Brazen Beasts.

Dany burns Khal Jhaqo and leads his riders to Vaes Dothrak, where the dosh khaleen declare her the Stallion (as she saw in the House of the Undying) and all the Dothraki are gathered into one gigantic khalasar at her back. All roads meet at Volantis: Dany and the Dothraki, Tyrion and the Second Sons, Moqorro and Benerro, Marwyn the Mage, etc. After overthrowing the Old Blood and being officially declared Azor Ahai Reborn, Dany consults her many advisors as to what to do next. Moqorro tells her to keep breaking chains, Marwyn passes along Aemon’s warning and urges her to fly north before it’s too late, but Tyrion plays his trump card, revealing Aegon’s existence and advising Dany to confront Illyrio about the “mummer’s dragon.” She burns the cheesemonger alive when he confesses that Aegon is not Rhaegar’s son but his, and turns Pentos over to the Tattered Prince.

Somewhere in all this, Tyrion becomes a dragonrider (possibly with Bran’s help, echoing Tyrion’s gift of a saddle in AGOT). 

In Braavos, the Faceless Men kick Arya to the curb and try to eliminate her after learning she killed Raff. She runs away…and slap bang into Justin Massey and Jeyne Poole. Hearing the latter referred to as “Arya Stark” leads the true Arya to give up all other identities for good. She returns to Westeros with them; her TWOW storyline ends with her reuniting with Nymeria. 

In the South

Jon Connington takes Storm’s End and then defeats Mace Tyrell, thanks in large part to the Golden Company’s “friends in the Reach” (I suspect Randyll Tarly may literally stab Mace in the back). Arianne calls Dorne’s spears north to join them. 

Meanwhile, in King’s Landing, both Cersei and Margaery win their trials, leading to the former sending Robert Strong to kill the latter. The city erupts as Aegon’s army arrives; Nym and Tyene kill Tommen and Myrcella, and the High Sparrow throws open the city gates to his new king. Cersei evades capture thanks to Qyburn and Robert Strong, and flees below the Red Keep to arrange a wildfire explosion. Aegon sits the Iron Throne, and Arianne is Queen.

In the Riverlands, Lady Stoneheart frees Edmure and kills Jeyne Westerling and her mother in the Prologue. She then launches the Second Red Wedding at Riverrun, massacring the guests at the Daven-Frey wedding while forcing Jaime and Brienne to bear witness. Our POVs escape towards King’s Landing as the Riverlands rise up once more. Jaime is horrified to find Cersei about to pull an Aerys and kills her, fulfilling the valonqar prophecy. The “jade holocaust” is averted…until Dany arrives, attacks Team Aegon with dragonfire, and in so doing, sets off the wildfire. (My guess is that this happens in the book’s penultimate chapter from Arianne’s POV, with the Wall coming down in the final chapter; TWOW ends with eruptions of Fire and Ice.) 

In the Vale, Sweetrobin succumbs to sweetsleep during the tourney, and Littlefinger frames Lyn Corbray. In the chaos, the Mad Mouse tries to make off with Sansa; he fails and is executed along with Ser Lyn, but Sansa’s identity is revealed in the process. She marries Harry, they are declared King and Queen of the North and Vale, the knights of the Vale muster at Gulltown, and they all set sail for White Harbor.

In Dorne, Darkstar retreats to Starfall, but the main branch of the Daynes refuse to help him, and he’s killed by his pursuers; Areo Hotah then kills Balon Swann on Doran’s orders. We learn some crucial R+L=J information from the Daynes, and Dawn is brought into play. 

In the Reach, Euron annihilates both the Redwyne fleet and his own in a massive blood sacrifice. Damphair’s final moments are spent watching something huge and hideous rise from the depths in response, realizing that Euron was right all along: the humanoid god Aeron rebuilt his life around was a projection, and the real deal is a monster. Meanwhile, Sam buries himself in books as Marwyn advised, but keeps being distracted by all the weird goings-on in Oldtown. He eventually ascends the Hightower and finds Leyton and Malora very receptive to his stories about the Others; they take an immense interest in the horn Sam’s been carrying around, and he leaves it with them. Then the Crow’s Eye arrives with his “black and bloody tide,” kraken tentacles tearing down the city’s defenses so Euron’s reanimated followers can invade. Euron himself kills Leyton and Malora, and as Sam and Sarella flee Oldtown one step ahead of the Ironborn wights, they hear him blow the Horn of Winter from atop the Hightower. 

In the North

Stannis defeats Hosteen Frey at the Battle of Ice; with the help of the Karhold men formerly in service to Arnolf, he then feigns his death. Ramsay buys it, sending the Pink Letter to Jon before killing Roose and Walda out of anger at the latter’s pregnancy. Stannis then takes Winterfell with Bran’s help, loosing Ramsay’s dogs on him while Theon watches. The younger Greyjoys (assuming they both survive all this) eventually return home thanks to Dagmer Cleftjaw. 

On Skagos, Davos finds Osha and Rickon, and convinces them to return to the mainland with him (helped along by Shaggy immediately falling in love with the onion knight, a la Brown Ben and the dragons). They wind up in White Harbor, staring down Sansa and her army. 

Bran continues his wizard training, learning about the Children’s earth magic as well as greensight, and has visions related to R+L=J, the Others, Euron’s apocalypse, etc. When the Others attack via the cave’s “back door,” Bran and Meera escape into the tunnels, while Jojen, Bloodraven, the remaining Children, and poor Hodor are killed. 

At Castle Black, Mel uses a glamour to swap out Jon’s body for Cregan Karstark’s, preserving the former in the ice cells before resurrecting him. Jon executes Bowen Marsh, sends Mel and Stannis’ family to Winterfell, and then rides for Hardhome with Tormund and his fighters (leaving Dolorous Edd in command). There, Jon reunites with Benjen, who reveals R+L=J before being killed in a wight attack. Jon and Tormund retreat back to the Wall…only to see it come crashing down thanks to Euron. The Long Night returns.

Nicole: “Ok, why are you here, not that I’m complaining, but weren’t you supposed to go to a science conference with Jeremy?

Waverly: "Well…I decided to shake things up.”

Nicole (playfully): “I thought you were a "planner” who “likes to know what they’re doing two or three days in advance”.“

Waverly: "Wow way to be an ass about that. And well I changed my schedule to doing you.”

Nicole (internally): “Well that was direct.”

Wynonna: “Yas that’s my baby girl!”

Nicole: “HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO MY HOUSE”

Wynonna: *Points at side window she squeezed through*

BTS Reaction to them running from paparazzi and barging in on you while dressing

Anon Requested:  Wow, long time no see, girl :))) Idk why you open the request so suddenly! Can I have BTS reaction when they are at the mall, and they meet paparazzi, so they have to hide in one of the random changing room? However, you are in there, just a sexy bra and undies on. You guys don’t know each other. Thank you :)))

Ah did I open them too early? I had all my reactions finished and only had a few drabbles so I thought why not? I hope you like your reaction!


Jungkook: The minute Jungkook turned around to meet his eyes with your breasts eyes he immediately started cheesing so hard. He was in such a rush to get away from the paparazzi that he didn’t even see the store he ran into, but seeing you in just a bra and panties it’s not like he’d be able to guess. His smile would just make you laugh and he would quickly snap out of it and still be smiling. You finding the situation you both were in hilarious you brought your hand out to shake with his. “I’m (Y/N).” You laughed shaking his hand. “I’m Jungkook and I am so so so sorry about this.”

Originally posted by jeonbase


Taehyung: This poor little flower would be completely frazzled when seeing you, your eyes wide and arms covering your chest. He didn’t think that someone could actually be inside one of the dressing rooms and he felt bad almost instantly when he saw you cover yourself up. “I- I’m sorry! I just had to hide,” He’d realize his eyes kept drifting down so he’d end up propping his head up soon looking at the ceiling. “I promise I’m not some creep, I’ll be out of here as soon as the paparazzi are gone.”

Originally posted by cyyphr


Jimin: The moment Jimin turned around he quite literally dropped his glasses and gave you a good look. You feeling quite concerned some perv might have just walked in your dressing room you started to back up and grab your clothes quickly throwing them on before Jimin stopped you before you walked out. “I’m sorry!” He instantly apologized seeing your scared look before letting you go. “Paparazzi were following me and I just stormed in here, I’m really sorry for creeping you out” Still seeing your spooked expression he brought his hand out for you to shake. “I’m Jimin and once again, sorry.”

Originally posted by sosjimin


J-Hope: The simple look Hoseok gave you caused him to laugh. “God I’m sorry.” He laughed looking down at the ground. He explained that he was literally running through the whole mall and quickly dashed in this store because he didn’t think the paparazzi would think he would go in here. “So so sorry again. I’m Hoseok by the way.” He said still looking at the ground. You smiled throwing on a t-shirt and telling him he could look up. Once his eyes met yours a smile grew on his face. “I’m (Y/N).”

Originally posted by kuromel


Rap Monster: A smirk immediately spread on his face when he saw what you were in. You turning immediately when you saw his taller figure behind you from the mirror you saw what he was really staring at. “Eyes up here.” You spoke crossing your arms over your chest. “If you want to stare at it the least you can do is take me out on a date.” Your words caused Namjoon to snap his eyes up to you before letting out a small chuckle. “Buy me a disguise and you got a deal.”

Originally posted by yoonkooks


Suga: This boy would immediately widen his eyes and bring his hands up to his face. “Oh my..” You hearing his words would turn around and nearly scream at seeing a stranger in the dressing room. Yoongi seeing your state a panic would do, probably not the best thing but he didn’t want to paparazzi to hear you and give off his location. He threw a hand over your mouth silencing your sounds, which ultimately caused you to panic and he tried to calm you down. “Shh, shh! I’m hiding, I didn’t mean to scare you or come in here with you nearly naked. I promise to leave as soon as I know that paparazzi are gone, okay?” Hearing his words you slowly nod and he removes his hand. “Nice bra by the way.”

Originally posted by yoongies-min


Jin: When he turned from closing the curtain he would have slipped his phone out from his pocket, quickly pulling out the contacts and hitting Namjoon’s number. When his eyes met yours he immediately froze. “Yeah Namjoon I’m going to have to call you back.” He said before slipping his phone back in his pocket. “Hi I’m Seokjin.” He brought his hand out to shake. You began to laugh at this. “What? No sorry for barging in on you?” Jin shrugged his shoulders with a smile. “I mean…is it bad if I’m not sorry.” He chuckled looking your body up and down. 

Originally posted by bangtoori

I remember a year before Shrek 4 came out I looked it up on Wikipedia out of curiosity and someone had edited it to say that the voice for Rumpelstiltskin was Paul McCartney and I was like “what the hell thats awesome” and I didn’t really give it any more attention until when the movie actually came out and I saw it in theaters and the whole time Rumpelstiltskin was talking with his nasally creaky voice I kept thinking “wow Paul McCartney is surprisingly versatile and a great voice actor but why did they put him in this?” And then at the end I realized that Paul McCartney was not the voice of Rumpelstiltskin and some punk on Wikipedia who likely got his edit changed within 10 minutes had made me a fool for over a year

Soulmate!Soonyoung

Originally posted by mountean

  • a/n: this came out longer than i expected bc i got carried away with the ridiculousness of soonyoung
  • soulmate au where you will switch bodies with each other randomly
  • everyone thought soonyoung was the unlucky 1% that didn’t have a soulmate
  • why? because he didn’t have anything that showed signs of having one
  • he didn’t have a timer, he couldn’t hear his soul mates thoughts, he couldn’t feel anything his soulmate did
  • but soonyoung was positive, no matter how many people gave him that pity look soonyoung always smiled brightly because he definitely knows he has one.
  • soonyoung looked online for answers and he found a forum about people who didn’t have any physical signs of a soulmate, he discovered that for some people it takes time for it to develop
  • so that’s what soonyoung believes
  • “it’s not that I don’t have a soulmate. I just haven’t figured out how to find them” 
  • he’s really positive through all of this, he’s just this kind of really free spirit that whole heartedly believes he has one and on the off chance that he is in fact that 1% well he says he’ll just steal seokmin’s soul mate
  • the first time he switched bodies with you wow did he freak out a lot
  • he woke up really groggy and didn’t know where he was because the blanket was a lot fluffier than he remembered and when did he get a lot more pillows and why does his chest feel heavy
  • soonyoung literally shoots up out of bed and falls off and He’s running to the bathroom and he has this horrified face like “IM A GIRL”
  • he’s really really really confused and so he does what any person would go
  • google ‘'why did I suddenly turn into a girl’
  • turns out a lot of the results point towards soulmates and now soonyoung is grinning from ear to ear like “TAKE THAT SEOKMIN I ACTUALLY HAVE A SOULMATE”
  • and for 10 minutes soonyoung stares in the mirror bc wow his soulmate is kinda breathtaking even with bed hair
  • feels really really really bad bc he has to change out of your pajamas and He’s closing his eyes with your shirt off trying to find another shirt and He’s screaming “IM SORRY”
  • leaves a note on your mirror saying he’s sorry once again
  • finally changes into normal clothes and because he feels kind of skeptic, he’s slowly stepping out of your room
  • found your phone and wants to unlock it but doesn’t know the password so he can’t really call anyone
  • instead he locks himself in your apartment out of fear because he doesn’t know what a girl acts like
  • decides to binge watch tv shows and eat the junk food you had lying around (you did not appreciate the 15 bags of snacks he decided to eat)
  • he discovers your laptop and luckily for him it wasn’t locked, he’s messing around when it finally occurs to him that he could log into his facebook and call the members
  • video calls seokmin
  • seokmin screams when a girl answers “WHO ARE YOU”
  • soonyoung decides to mess with seokmin like “hi seokmin, I really enjoyed our time last night”
  • cue seokmins soulmate in the background asking who she is and why they were together
  • soonyoung laughing his ass off before he’s like “okay sorry, it’s soonyoung’
  • “stop lying, soonyoung is a boy”
  • “I’m soonyoung I switched bodies with my soul mate”
  • “DID SOONYOUNG PUT YOU UP TO THIS.”
  • “I SAID IM SOONYOUNG”
  • that goes on for 5 minutes before soonyoung is finally like “FINE THEN WHERE IS SOONYOUNG”
  • soonyoung goes to his apartment bc apparently his soulmate locked themselves in his room and refuses to come out
  • when the doors open Chan, Minghao, and Jun are staring at the small girl at the door like “who are you”
  • “I’m here for soonyoung”
  • Chan: he’s kind of busy right now
  • soonyoung doesn’t even bother, he walked right straight in and knocks on his door “hey its me.”
  • and the three boys watch in astonishment as the door opens and the girl is being pulled in
  • ‘'does soonyoung have a girlfriend”
  • now soonyoung is looking at himself in the eyes of his soulmate
  • “did you change my clothes?”
  • “iM SORRY I SWEAR I DIDNT LOOK THOUGH.”
  • you two just kinda sit in his room together really astonished that this was how the universe decided to have you guys be soul mates
  • and its really silent for a while before soonyoung says “I didn’t look at your body but did you?”
  • “ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING THAT RIGHT NOW”
  • “I WAS JUST CURIOUS”
  • it isn’t until the next morning when you guys switch back, so you basically spent the whole night together kind of getting to know each other
  • when you two switch back its a fight for the bathroom because you two literally held it in for 24 hours
  • “THIS IS MY BATHROOM”
  • “YOU CHANGED MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING”
  • jun, minghao, and chan sitting in the kitchen staring at the chaos because one) soonyoung just spent the night with a girl and two) what was that about changing her clothes
  • after telling everyone the whole body switch situation everything just kinda makes sense now
  • you and soonyoung will switch bodies at least once a month
  • its really weird and random but you two actually end up enjoying it after the first few times
  • you asked soonyoung to dance in your body once and you literally developed a massive crush on yourself bc you looked good
  • you and soonyoung actually start to get use to being in each others bodies like you don’t mind using the bathroom in his body (since you saw it while doing the do)
  • soonyoung acts cutely when he’s in your body, says oppa a lot because it sounds cute from your voice
  • “OPPAA”
  • “I swear to god soonyoung”
  • HE ONCE GOT YOUR PERIOD WHILE IN YOUR BODY AND STARTED SCREAMING THAT HE WAS DYING
  • it was the worse body switch of your life because soonyoung cried saying his face was so beautiful
  • soonyoung uses your body to flirt and mess with the guys
  • the first time soonyoung knew he loved you was the day after your 3rd time switching bodies
  • he woke up with you snuggled into his chest, his arm was being used as your head rest as you lazily had your arm draped around his stomach
  • and you were dressed in his large white t-shirt with shorts on and even though he was the one that put it on the day before it was an entirely new sight with his actual eyes
  • he couldn’t help but stare at your features because he found you so beautiful, so naturally breathtaking and he wondered if you saw just how beautiful you were to him when you are in his body
  • like he just can’t wrap his head around it, when he’s in your body he just thinks ‘'oh I’m y/n for today okay’ but when he’s looking at you with his own eyes and body, he just feels his chest thump loudly and all he wants to do is lift you in his arms and pepper you with kisses
  • and while he’s watching you sleep soundly into his chest with bits of drool at the ends of your mouth he’s swooning in his head and his whole body fills with joy and that’s when he knows he’s head over heels
  • soonyoung prefers sports bras over regular ones and you could not agree more
  • you two literally bond a lot about the struggles of being a guy and girl
  • you once gave guy advice to the other boys and it was really awkward because they always forget that you become soonyoung once a month
  • jun once complimented your body to soonyoung while you were in soonyoungs body
  • it was awkward so you decided to not tell jun that it was the time of the month
  • but you appreciated the compliment
  • while in your body, soonyoung got hit on and he didn’t know what to do
  • “being a girl is hard”
  • once got turned on while in your body
  • “WE ARE NOT TRYING WHILE OUR BODIES ARE SWITCHED SOONYOUNG” 
  • soulmate soonyoung is a really cute free spirited guy that respects your body while he’s in it. and he just really really loves you and always makes sure your body is in tip top shape for the next day. he’s also just a cute bun that likes to mess with others but by the end of the day he just loves snuggling with you and holding you in his arms

I know this isn’t a scenario/hc format but….

I really just want Saeran to be just as weird as his brother. Because they’re twins. But their, like, weird in different ways.

Like Saeyoung likes HBC and Ph.D Pepper? (It’s a weird flavor mix, but good, I’ve tried it.)

Well Saeran likes Red Hots mixed in with ice cream.

When Saeran (inevitably) gets pranked by Saeyoung (and maybe MC, the traitor), he pranks back hard in a really devious, hugely inconvenient, and over the top way. Like a really complicated, long winded, scavenger hunt “for re-bonding purposes.” Then once the physical scavenger hunt is done, there’s a digital scavenger hunt, that leads to a video of Elizabeth cuddling Saeran while he chats calmly with Jumin. (Because Saeran is polite, asks permission to see Elizabeth, takes no for an answer, doesn’t “torture” Elizabeth, waits for her to come to him, and is just fine with being in the room with Jumin while he interacts with her.)

Maybe they just have brother vs. brother prank wars, which only stop (temporarily) because MC declares a winner (for her own sanity… before she sets off a prank on both). They joking name each war like bad, testosterone movie titles;

  • “Prank War!” - wow, real original, honestly sounds like a daring, frat boy, movie where a couple of guys get stranded in the woods as part of a drunken prank
  • “Pranks Wars: A Tale of 2 Brothers” - all i can think about it “A tale of Two Kitties” *slaps self for thinking about it* and “Brother Bear/2”. Also, if it’s a series, why did it change naming conventions?
  • “Prank Wars III: Final Splash” - all water pranks
  • “Prank Wars the Redeadening IV” - “what? So there’s the ‘prank wars series AND a 'prank wars redeadening’ series? That’s some bad naming conventions”
  • “Prank Wars 5!:A New Challenger!” - The OFFICIAL introduction of MC into the prank wars (truly, she was mastermind behind it all because she pranks Saeran, then panicked and blamed it on Saeyoung and she’s thrown a few pranks into the wars to keep things interesting)
  • etc

They have a twin language they will slip into without thinking, only to confuse everyone around them. Or rather, Saeyoung does it on purpose, Saeran does it without thinking and doesn’t even realize it’s a thing until later.

If Saeran ever wants something that either he thinks Saeyoung will try to steal or mess with (like certain foods… idk, stickers?, and, uh…. maybe secret treasures, nicknacks, or a creative hobby?), he knows all the places Seayoung will and wont look, and knows all the best hiding spots. Also how to disable the security cameras long enough to hide the stuff and short enough to not be noticed.

Confession

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Jin X Reader

Fandom: BTS

Summary/Request:  the reader has had a crush on Jin for ages and just never told him - but she goes out of her way to help him out with stuff. In this instances, helping him prepare a buttload of food for a party even though she’s not the greatest cook and accident prone

Originally posted by 1oyalty

——Group Text: Bangtan Babies——-

3:12 P.M. 

Jiminie: Y/N~ 

TaeTae: She stopped responding to us…

Nams: She’s probably getting ready since she’s coming over to see Jin for the party. 

Jiminie: Hmm. probably. Do you think she’s gonna do it?

Hobi: I’m rooting for you ,Y/N!

Yoongs: You guys are so noisy, she’s probably ignoring the group chat

Taehyung: Like Jungkook?

Jimin: Why does that brat never come in here..

The cute ringtone began to lose it’s charm after the millionth time it had gone off in the short time you were trying to get dressed. You stopped to stare at yourself in the mirror, looking at the outfit you had specially picked for tonight. Taking a deep breath you couldn’t help but wonder if this was the right thing to do, but if the boys were encouraging it then you assumed it was a good sign. Today, 4 years ago, was the day you and Jin had first met. You hadn’t planned to tell him how you felt at a party but the timing felt right. It wasn’t like you would be completely devastated either, since you were happy enough to have him and the rest of them smiling around you. Something had just changed in you and you figured you had owed it to yourself to at least be honest with him.The whole group was stoked about the new comeback, along with the newly broken records, and although they were tired, they agreed to the staff members they would invite them over as a thank you. 

As you grabbed your things to leave your place, you were able to read up on the group chat you had missed before. You couldn’t help but laugh at their undeniably chaotic messages.

——Group Text: Bangtan Babies——-

3:37

You: Well i’m on my way to help cook for the party so i’ll see all of you dorks soon.

Nams: …Y/n…Cooking..?

Hobi: This is the power of love

TaeTae: Ah this party is going to be a mess-

You: wtf i’m not even that bad!

Jiminie: Maybe we were a bad influence…

Nams: I thought we agreed for the better of the world we would both stay as far away from the kitchen as possible.

TaeTae: The world is ending!!

Hobi: ???

Jiminie: lmao

You: Alright, Alright you can stop. I’m here already so one of you answer the door.

Yoongs: on it

Hobi: You were still reading the messages? Ah, you really do just ignore us

Yoongi looked you up and down as he stood in the familiar dorm doorway. You got a glimpse of the smile he was trying to hide. Your eyes narrowed in on him, following behind him as he lead you to the kitchen.

“What?”

“Hmm? Nothing, nothing.” Yoongi assured, gesturing his arm towards the door before heading off back to his room.

You pushed open the door to find Jin with his back towards you while he was trying to read the recipe out of the book, apron wrapped neatly around his figure. It instantly brought a smile to your face. 

“Your assistant is here!” You called, forgetting how childishly scared he got.

Jin’s shoulders flinched, turning around so fast it almost scared you. When he realized who it was, he tried to calm down, placing his hand over his chest. 

“God, you scared me..”

“Sorry…I’m a little late too.”

He shrugged, going over to the closet, pulling out an apron for you. 

“It’s okay, this stuff can be prepared pretty easily so we don’t need as much time as I figure.” He assured. 

You reached your hands out for it but he ignored them, going behind you. Feeling his figure hovering behind you felt safe in a strange way but you knew it was connected to the romantic feelings for him that you had been hiding. You wished he’d just wrap his arms around you instead, putting his face right in the crook of your neck comfortably-

“Can you lift your hair up for me?” Jin asked.

“Huh?- oh! Yeah, sure.”

As you did as told, his arms draped the cloth over you, putting your head through the loop. He smiled, tying the strings further down on your back.

“What did you think of the MV? I’m pretty cool, huh?”

“Yeah, I guess.” 

The sound of  Jin’s fake annoyed scoff from behind you was followed with him laughing at your odd answer. It was so easy to mess with him.

“You guess? What does that mean? I was the most handsome one in that mv!”

You snorted at his immaturity. 

“I know. I know. You’re the most handsome guy in the whole world. You’re the coolest! Oh my god, I can’t even believe i’m standing next to someone like you. Please, go easy on those less fortunate than you!” You joked.

Jin cracked a real smile again, turning you around. 

“Should I?”

Suddenly you felt yourself staring at his eyes for too long, taking in the moments you had missed for so long. They were so busy you didn’t see them much lately and you weren’t sure if this was really the time to tell him. Although, the thought of him going off and finding someone else sometimes soon was a painful one. If you didn’t do it today, who knows who could steal him away from you. He stood directly in front of you but he still felt so far away. 

It seems as though he noticed you no longer playing around, looking at you more seriously. His eyes shifted down to linger at your lips for a split second but the moment slipped through your fingers as new words escaped his lips.

“You ready to help me?”

“Okay, what do you need me to do?”

Walking over to the counter he had everything already laying out for the two of you, sorted by each thing he had planned out for the two of you. If the members knew you couldn’t cook you had no idea how it had slipped past Jin so easily.

“Well, for now I already preheated the oven but I need you to get me some eggs from the fridge while I start on this. After that you can help pick which flavor you want to make from these choices.”

With a nod you were already racing towards the fridge,grabbing the handle with no caution whatsoever, and pulling it open to find what you had been asked of. When you felt your phone vibrate in your pocket you tried to hold the carton of eggs in one hand, the other pulling your phone out to check your messages. As if gravity had a personal grudge against you, you felt the carton slip from your arms and practically splattering all over the floor and your socks. 

Jin’s shoulder flinched again as he heard the loud noise, looking over at you. 

“Ah….Y/N. Now what are we going to do? You and Namjoon seriously are way too alike.”

“Shit. Sorry, i’ll clean it up.” Grabbing paper towels you started to clean up your mess but as you reached up for a second one the whole roll moved the bowl in front of it off the table completely, letting more ingredients fall to the tile flooring. Jin just sighed, coming over to you.

“Now everything is on the floor! It’s okay, I’ll clean this up. Do you think you could run to the store for me to buy new stuff? You don’t have to pay for it, here. Just come back quickly, okay?”

You felt so dumb for knocking everything over and you now knew how Namjoon must have felt when he continuously broke things around everyone. Especially today of all days you had to act like this in front of him.

“Yeah, sure. I’m sorry-…I’ll just go. I’ll be back!” You called after yourself, running out of the house to instantly open your phone.

——Group Text: Bangtan Babies——-

4:58 P.M

You: Wow okay, I fucked everything up.

Hobi: What happened?

You: Well, I spilled half of everything on the floor, annoyed him twice, and I think I made him uncomfortable earlier. This is a mess…

Jiminie: He gets annoyed about everything

TaeTae: Yeah, he’s old

Nams: I’m sure it wasn’t that bad, Y/N

Yoongs: What did you do to make him uncomfortable??

You: I think I was staring a little…but he just changed the subject completely 

Hobi: Want me to go to the kitchen to talk to him?

You: no! It’s fine. i’ll just fix it and buy everything

Hobi: Whatever you say

As you were walking back to the dorms you felt your phone go off once more and you wondered what more did they have to say, wondering if it concerned you. You slid the bags of groceries down your arms so you were able to read your phone properly.

——Group Text: The seven dorks——-

Nochu: whoa, Y/N is going to tell Jin finally?? He needed a girlfriend anyway, he needs to get married soon lmao

Jiminie: …….Wrong group chat….

Nochu: Oh shit… 

Nams: You can’t hear it but I sighed just now

Taetae: The one time you show up in these things and this is what you contribute? At least it wasn’t me lol

Your eyes scanned over Jimin’s reply, stopping you in your place. You clicked the group chat that included Jin and the one without, trying to come to terms with this reality. If you could hurry back in time maybe Jin wouldn’t be able to read it and as you started to run towards the dorm, you tried to come up with some sort of plan to explain if he did already read it. It took minutes for you to come racing back and ringing the doorbell.

Right when Jimin opened the door for you, you ran past him and back into the kitchen. Breathless,you set the groceries onto the table to find Jin still reading through his cook book. You weren’t able to tell if he had read the messages yet, having him look up at you from the counter.

“You’re back. That was fast.”

“Yeah, well I didn’t want you to have to wait on me for too long, haha..-”

Casually he just nodded in response, coming over to check the foods you had brought back for him. You followed behind him, not realizing how close you were standing to him until he turned around to face you.

“Oh, did you get change?”

“Huh? Oh, right. Here.” You fished the change back out of your pockets and into his hand. 

“And. uh. I am really sorry about ruining everything before. To be honest, I’m not the best at cooking and I’m a little clumsy.”

Jin titled his head, smiling at you in an amused sort of way. 

“Then why would you offer to help?”

“W-well, It’s been a while since i’ve seen you guys and I wanted to hang out more.”

He put his thumb under your chin, holding your face gently in front of him.

“All of us or just me? I don’t see you visiting the others while you’re here. It’s okay,I know you missed me the most.” Jin laughed, sounding proud of himself as if he considered what he just said as cool. 

Even you rolled your eyes, knowing he’s just messing with you. 

“Yup, i’m going to go play something with Taehyung-”

“Oh come on, I was kidding! I missed you too.”

The words had you locked in, but Jin was just focused on continuing his plan for the party as he kept cooking and preparing everything. You walked over to sit on the countertop to watch him, noticing his phone next to your hand. You tried your best not to gain his attention. 

“Yeah, I’m sure you did, i’m pretty cool to hang out with you know.” You added, reaching your hand over to press the home button on his phone.

It felt as though your heart dropped, seeing he had no notifications for the messages, telling you that he had already read through them. Your face was instantly blushing and you nervously couldn’t even look in his direction anymore. So focused on what he might have been thinking when he read it, you didn’t even hear him ask you a question. 

“Y/N? Did you hear me?”

He noticed your different expression and the deer in the headlights look you had going on. 

“What’s wrong?”

He must have not mentioned it when you walked in because he was hoping you wouldn’t bring it up either. Maybe he was hoping you wouldn’t say it because he didn’t feel the same and didn’t want to let you down. The negative possibilities easily started to out weight their opponents as you felt your own tears hitting your legs underneath you. 

“I-I’m sorry, I think I forgot something at the store-”

Before you could slid off of the countertop, Jin stopped you, putting his hands on both sides of you.

“Wait, talk to me. What’s wrong? Did I hurt your feelings earlier? I wasn’t mad or anything.”

“It’s nothing, I’m sorry.I don’t even know why I started crying. I’m fine, really.” You said as you tried to quickly wipe the tears from your cheeks, feeling even more like an idiot. 

“Is it because Jungkook ruined it?” He asked, moving his head in front of your gaze so he was able to fully look at you.

Hearing him acknowledge it struck you in surprise as you could only look back at him. You shook your head.

“You would have known either way and maybe this was better. I don’t have to hear you tell me that you don’t like me back but at least I got my answer. As long as we’re still friends, it’s okay, right?”

“You wouldn’t have heard it anyway. Am I that bad at flirting?”

“By flirting did you mean, hand kisses and winks that you give you everyone?”

Jin nodded, knowing you were right, trying to come up with something that would prove how much he likes you more than everyone else.

“But wait did you mean-”

“How about a real kiss?” He suggested, making you a blushing mess once more.

He hands were already propped up on the sides of you and his face was only inches away from yours. The thought of it already had your heart pounding in your chest, feeling your hands clench. 

“-…that you like me?”

Jin’s handsome smile appeared again as he watched you stiffen in front of him at the words. Even for him it was too cheesy of an atmosphere and he turned his head away from you to snicker. You took notice to how red his ears were, knowing he’s practically all talk. He faced you again, trying to shake off his own nervousness.

You felt his fingers slip past your hair, grazing your neck until he held it gently to pull you closer to him. You closed your eyes as he leaned in closer to you, feeling his warm lips against yours. Casually you let your arms fall around his neck, feeling him deepen the kiss first.  Before you could enjoy any more of it he pulled away only enough to speak. 

“I didn’t say anything, not because I was going to reject you, but because I wanted to hear you tell me you liked me. I wanted to see your face when you said it to me and so I could tell you how much I liked you.” 

You gave him another quick kiss. 

“How much do you like me?” You teased.

At least now you had gotten your answer, and even if it wasn’t how you expected to tell him, you made sure to thank Jungkook for his mistake.

“I like the things you do more than I like my own face or cooking, or the rush I got from performing. I liked you when we hung out the first time at the coffee shop across the street and I liked you the last time we hung out when you cried into my chest about missing all of us before he went for the months long tour. I liked that you would always listen to me play the guitar for you when I was still learning, and I liked that you would try whatever I made for you when you came over and complimented me all the time. But you, I was in love with you.”

Calling a POT First.

Today we’re in a world of instant messaging, texting, “sliding into a DM” but have you ever thought about calling them, having a conversation? I usually don’t but for some reason I felt compelled to and boy, I’m sure glad I did. 

I had been on and off texting this investment banker who claims he makes over a million; so of course my interest is sparked. Over text he asked my why I liked SA and I replied, “It’s a fun way of dating without the emotional attachment and drama involved. “ (I think that’s what I said, damn it. I deleted the whole conversation) Regardless, he was quite taken back by my answer. “You don’t like commitment?!” Oh, dear. This guy wants a relationship, not an arrangement.  We stopped talking for a couple days but still interested, I gave him a call. 

The investment banker told me why he liked SA. He had a girl who loved being his plus one at events, going to dinners and she didn’t want him to pay… blah, blah, blah BUT then his tone changed when it came to money. 

“If I’m fucking paying for it, you can shut the fuck up” 
“I had girls ask me for $500 to go to dinner, I said, ‘Are you fucking high?”

Wow. Did he really just say that? S-A-L-T.

Ladies, this man is entitled and rude. He has ZERO respect for a woman whatsoever. There are SO many ways to state your opinion without being a dick. Nor does he want to pay up. 

Here’s why calling is handy :

1) See if the conversation flows.
If it doesn’t on the phone, it may not in person. You can avoid how boring he is prior to going out with him. If it does, it may make the date better and more relaxed. It’s a great way to show off your fun and bubbly personality. 

2) Responses and Tones. 
I’m glad I called this guy because I realized prior to going out with him how he responded negatively. I got to avoid a horrible and pointless non paid date. Thank the heavens. His tone was HORRIBLE, nothing on text could have conveyed that. 

3) Most SDs are impressed. 
“Wow, I was actually really impressed that you called. No one ever does anymore” 
Ladies, you’re dealing with men who never had cell phones or internet until now. They LIKE conversation and getting to know someone. If you can call and hold a conversation, you just proved to them that you are way beyond your years and mature for your age and they LOVE that. 

Hope this helps. xoxoxo
- (sbmisstaylor) 

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