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SKAM S04E04 Clip 4 - The Best Of Islam

NOORA: What is this again? We’re here for my sake?
SANA: Yes, of course we’re here for your sake.
NOORA: Just to look at muslim boys and stuff.
SANA: Aren’t you tired of white boys now? I thought we had to get out, meet new types of people, see that there’s plenty of fish in the sea. You know what I mean?
NOORA: But you said muslim boys just use Norwegian girls.
SANA: It’s good that you’re converting to Islam, then.
NOORA: Don’t turn around now, okay? But are those boys looking at us?
SANA: How shouldl I see if they’re looking at us if I can’t turn around?
NOORA: Oh my God, they’re coming over!
SANA: Stay cool.
NOORA: Stay cool? I’m really fuckign cool! Hi there!
BOY1: Can we sit here?
SANA AND NOORA: Yes, of course.
JONAS: It’s okay? Great!
SANA: Sit down!
NOORA: Hi! Yes, hi.
ALI: Ali.
NOORA: Noora.
ALI: Nice to meet you.
NOORA: Noora, it’s a pleasure.
SANA: Sana, it’s a pleasure.
ALI: Ali, it’s a pleasure.
JONAS: Jonas. It was sana?
SANA: Yes.

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The signs while stoned

aries: “this is stupid, where’s the alcohol”
taurus: *opens fridge and eats everything*
gemini: “this stuff smells, but it makes me feel good so idk”
cancer: “wow did I just laugh for once” “am I actually happy” “what is this feeling”
leo: *plays video game without blinking for hours*
virgo: “why did I do this” “why do I feel like this” “I feel funny” “guys when will this end”
libra: doesn’t stop talking (probably about something they love)
scorpio: “I really want to have sex right now”
sagittarius *doing something weird (but funny) af in the corner of the room*
capricorn: chillin, randomly giggles
aquarius: *thinks of some complex theoretical idea* *blows mind of person sitting next to them*
pisces: *scrolls through social media quietly laughing*

INFJ around their crushes

INTP: “So what discovery have you made today? Really? Haha, you’re so weird. But hey, that’s pretty cool. What else did you find?”

ENTP: “Exactly. You have so much ideas! I’d love to hear every of them. I can’t agree more. Some people just don’t see things the way you see them!”

INTJ: “I see. Why do you think that? Ohh.. Don’t you think it’s as acceptable if it were to be this? Wow, you’re right. I never thought of it that way.”

ENTJ: “You should take a break sometimes! Let me handle this. Do you need anything else? Sometimes you can be away from people and that’s fine.”

ESTJ: “That’s a good idea! We’ll go with that. I don’t think this project will ever run without you. You’re amazing.”

INFP: “Aww.. I’m sorry you had to go through that. They’re so mean. Next time try not to talk with them, okay? You’re not being overly-sensitive you’re just being human.”

ENFP: “That’s so much ideas! You should write them down before you lose them. You want to watch something together? Sure!”

ISTJ: “I just love your sense of humour! It’s okay. Everyone makes mistakes. But it’s great to have you here.”

EXO Reaction to: Their Idol GF Kissing Another Girl For A Drama

Xiumin: “jagi, did you remember to record this episode? your acting is so good, I think I’ll need to watch it again”  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Originally posted by mminseok

Luhan: is really torn. as a man, he doesn’t like seeing his girl sharing a kiss with another person. but also, as a man, he’s really into it being with another girl

Originally posted by wendeer

Kris: “wait, are you actually going to kiss her - OH MY GOD YOU DID” is so happy and excited

Originally posted by luedeer

Suho: imo he’ll either be like “you call that a kiss? c'mere and let me remind you how it’s done” so cute & fluffy & jealous

Originally posted by irpsychotic

or he’s gonna be like “did daddy give you permission to kiss anyone else? no, I didn’t. you know you’ll need to be punished for this, right?”

Originally posted by wintershower

Lay: externally is calm and praises your acting. you only knows it’s affected him when you look down and ask; “oppa, why is there a tent in your trousers?”

Originally posted by lobbu-lobbu

Baekhyun: “ah, so you’ll deny my threesome idea but kissing others is fine? did you do this to purposefully tease me? naught girl”

Originally posted by adoringdo

Chen: thinking, ‘yeah, that’s my girl’

Originally posted by princewangeun

Chanyeol: “wow, what good acting!” he’ll say, trying to distract himself from the blood rushing south. “uh, great dialogue too. and scene transitions and, uh … did I mention dialogue?”

Originally posted by fyeah-chanyeol

D.O: “wait, so your character is in love with - oh my god” he forgets how to breath as he watches you, on screen, pull the beautiful actress close and press your lips to hers

Originally posted by jonginssoo

Tao: is a little jealous, so you need to remind him that he’s your one and only. once he feels loved enough, he starts to enjoy the scene, making jokes and teasing you until the end of time

Originally posted by lil-duckling

Kai: tries playing it cool, like he’s unaffected by the kiss. but, inside he’s giggling like a little boy

Originally posted by kaibility

Sehun: doesn’t comment on it at the time, face impassive. but over the next few weeks, you start to gather that it made him jealous, since he starts being overly sexy and seductive; “who kissed you better? the actress, or me?”

Originally posted by daenso

Argumentative Sentence Starters
  • "Alright then. Guess I'll just go fuck myself."
  • "You know what? You're an asshole."
  • "What? It's not you hurt my feelings or anything like that."
  • "None of this would've happened if it weren't for you!"
  • "What did I do now?"
  • "Can't you just leave me alone for one goddamn minute?"
  • "Ok. Wow. I see how it is."
  • "I'm not butthurt. You're the one who's butthurt."
  • "Oh! So now this is my fault?"
  • "No! I'm not letting you bullshit your way out of this one. Not this time."
  • "What the fuck is wrong with you? Why did you think that was a good idea?"
  • "Honestly, just go sit down. You've already helped enough."
  • "You're seriously mad over something petty like this?"
  • "You're still not helping!"
  • "You need to start taking responsibility for all the stupid shit you do!"
  • "I'm not gonna fight you on this one. Stop it before this gets messy."
  • "Now you're just being passive-aggressive."
  • "This is so like you!"
  • "You know what? It's too late to be doing this. I'm going to bed."
  • Me: Wow I really like this show, I think I'm gonna look up some memes for it :P
  • Me: *searches for show on Tumblr*
  • Me: Ahaha, good times, this is great content :)
  • Me: *sees a spoiler*
Salted caramel

Author ladyoftheteaandblood

Alternative fact Tom and Conny.

“What you doing?” he said, as he bounded into the kitchen with an empty coffee cup, the third of the day.

“Making salted caramel to go on bananas and custard, for the kids tonight.” I said about to get all the ingredients and equipment out.

“What Kids tonight?”

“Oh Tom I told you last week, Kate’s bringing her two smalls round for the night, so she can go and see a movie and have a meal out”

“My Movie?” He asked all bright eyed and bushy tailed.

“Yes, and don’t flirt with her when she turns up, you know shes got a crush on you and she is really shy”

“you spoil all my fun” Oh god puppy eyes.

“So how do you make it?” Oh great just when I’m in a hurry I get the kitchen helper. may as well make use of him.

“You Need…

1cup of sugar 
1cup of cream
3oz of butter melted (twenty seconds in microwave)
Pinch of salt. “

He ran around the kitchen for a few moments before placing everything on the work surface, like an over eager puppy that had just fetched all his toys and now wanted to play.

“Do you want to do this?” I asked

“I can cook….” and before he could carry on

“My Spag Bol is an internet sensation” I said mimicking him beautifully. For that I got him sticking his tongue out at me.

“Oh all right, come on Master chef you can do it,” He unhooked the apron that hung behind the door, tied it around his waist, and stood there waiting for instructions. If I hadn’t been in a hurry I may have come up with something more fun.

“Right Put the sugar in saucepan and place it on the heat, keep stirring till it turns into a liquid”

For gods sake keep stirring Tom, or it will burn and I will never get the pan clean again”.HELP!!!! why did I think this was a good idea.

“I M STIRRING! I M STIRRING!” he said but I m sure his butt was moving more to the 70s song on the radio than his spoon was.

“Add the melted butter and stir in,

boil for one minute…Do not allow to burn.”

”Wow gets a bit Dante’s peak, doesn’t it” So far so good
“Now, take it off the heat, add the cream and salt and stir like mad again” Tom carried out the instructions whilst doing a cooking show narration over the top.

“pour into the jars I put over there and we are done” The gloopy liquid made a very satisfactory noise as it slid in to the jars and Tom put on the lids with a flourish. 

“Now when can we eat it” yes my five year old had turned up.

“Not till its Cool and next time you help me in the kitchen”

“Yes?” He knew what I was going to say next

“Clothes might be a good idea!” With that he sashayed out the door with his bare bum in full view.

 (The Salted caramel is wonderful on bananas covered in custard.or on shortbread.
Or on a spoon placed in mouth and suck!”)

Originally posted by jetaimehiddles

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Pictures not mine of Tom other most definitely are.

i s2g that plance spiderman au going around is making me thinking ab the famous kiss in the tobey maguire even though they’re not nearly smooth enough to pull that off it would literally be like in the rain she’s upside down there’s smooch action and one pulls away it just goes like

‘this is weird’

‘i can’t see anything’

‘yeah I’m cold’

‘why did you think this was a good idea?’

‘it seemed like a good idea in the moment?!’

‘well next time make sure its not raining because i my face is all wet’ 

Not A Date

Originally posted by rebelkyngblake

This is my first Lyatt fanfic and it is based on the prompt: Lucy goes out with a man and Wyatt thinks she’s going out on a date and Rufus doesn’t correct him just to see it all burn.

Thanks to @rebelkyngblake for making the awesome gif and thanks to @almondblossomme for proofing!

Hope you enjoy. You can also read on AO3.

“Lucy it’s time.” Her cousin Molly looked at her pointedly.

“Time for what?

“Time for you to date. I know you ended your engagement recently but let’s be honest, that was over for months. You need to put yourself back out there. You are never going to find a man if you don’t try.”

“Wow! Have you been saving that up? I’m good Molly. You don’t need to worry. Besides, what makes you think I haven’t found someone already?”

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BTS Reaction to You Dancing to Hyuna’s ‘How’s This?’

Jin: “Yah! Jagi, you can’t dance like that when you’re here at the dorm! What if the perverted maknae line saw you dancing like that? Thank God it was only me. You dancing like that is for my eyes only, okay?” *possessive mama Jin activated*

Originally posted by strawberrie-kookie

Suga: “God, babe, when did you learn to dance like that? You should really show me your dancing more often, it’s not like I’m not used to seeing your body move in that type of way.”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

J-Hope: “Jagiya~ Did you prepare this just for lil’ ol’ me? No! No! Don’t stop! You’re good! So, so, good…what?! No I was not imagining you moving like that on top of me! But…now that you gave me the idea-”

Originally posted by toomuchsweg

Rap Monster: “Damn babe, look at you go! But you know that nothing can compare to my legendary dancing. You’re a close second though.”

Originally posted by bangtaninspired

Jimin: “Wow…jagi you look so sexy dancing like that. How come I’ve never seen this before? Why would you even think of hiding this hidden talent from me? Can you do SISTAR’s ‘Touch My Body’ for me jagi? I swear I’ll give you something nice in return~”

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

V: “Aish, jagiya, why do you do this to me? Are you trying to make the beast in me come out? You’re too sexy for your own good. Its not fair! I have dance practice tomorrow so I can’t have any fun with you…but maybe you can have fun with me?~”

Originally posted by cmtae

Jungkook: *is shocked speechless* *he’s to mesmerized by the way you’re dancing*

Originally posted by reneemallen

Life is fragile but still beautiful

I started writing this story after 12x05 and now finally thought to publish it. It’s about Amelia going to LA and the rest you have to find out by reading it 😉 There will be many chapters for this story. 

Amelia had finished her surgery. Her pager went off while she and Edwards were scrubbing out.

“Is it another surgery for us?” Edwards asked hopefully.

“Nope, it’s from Bailey, she wants to meet me at her office after we’ve finished the surgery.”

“What do you think it is, are you in trouble?”

“I don’t think so, maybe she wants to give money for neuro department.” Amelia grinned.

“Yes, that’d be awesome. Good luck with this conversation.”

“Thanks, check this patient every half an hour, okay?”

“Got it.”

Amelia walked to the chief’s office, knocked on the door and stepped in. Bailey was holding some papers in her hands while reading them.

“Chief, you paged.”

Bailey looked up from the papers and smiled “Yes, take a seat.” She pointed to the chair opposite her.

Amelia took the seat and said “I can’t find any good reason why I have to be here, of course if you want to give some money for…”

Bailey stopped her “No, we’re not going to talk about money. We need to discuss your behavior with one of our resident. I think you know who I’m talking about.”

“Well, I don’t.” Amelia answered coldly.

“Amelia. Please don’t do this. It wasn’t her fault that…”

“Wasn’t her fault?! Of course it was, it was on her. She should have pushed harder!” Amelia raised her voice, almost yelling.

“Think about it. Do you think residents don’t make mistakes? One of my interns cut her fiance’s LVAD wire. Then one of them slept with an attending, put a hand on the bomb and almost drowned. You wanna tell me you haven’t made mistakes? Everyone has and we’re suppose to learn from them. Penny didn’t push hard enough to get the head CT but next time she will.”

Amelia just sat there and looked at Bailey. It still hurt as hell to think about Derek and many nights she cried herself to sleep. Right now Amelia wanted to be strong, so she made a face like she was listening what Bailey had just said but actually she was thinking “I’m not going to let myself feel right now, I can’t fall apart in front of Bailey.”  

Amelia repeated it in her mind many many times, when Bailey said “Anyway, I read your file and you didn’t take out your break last year. I think maybe it’s the right time to take it now and calm down.”

“But what if I’m not okay with this. I don’t wanna take a break, I need to do my job.”

“Well, you don’t have a choice. Hospital needs to send you to your break for two months and after that you’re welcomed back.”

“What I’m going to do with these two months? You can’t send me to the break when I’m against that.”

“Yes, I can. I have to, otherwise the hospital will get a fine and we don’t have the money to pay for that. You’re going to take your two months break!” Bailey told clearly.

“Okay, fine.” Amelia crossed her arms and put her back against the backrest.

“Alright then. You have to sign these papers and then you’re free to go.” Bailey handed the papers to Amelia.

“But what about my patients? Edwards can’t take them all.”

“Well, I thought about it and some of them will take Nelson and most of them Edwards. Of course if she needs help, Nelson and I will help her and she can always call you.”

“Okay. That sounds good.”

Amelia started reading and after 10 minutes she signed it and headed to change her clothes.

When she was ready to leave, Edwards saw Amelia in her street clothes walking to the elevator. She stopped right in front of one and waited it to open the doors.

“Tell me you didn’t get fired.” Edwards asked worriedly.

Amelia laughed and said “I didn’t. Bailey sent me to that two month break.”

“Is this about Penny?”

“Little bit yeah.” She sighed. “Bailey wants me to calm down but the bigger reason is that, when they don’t send me to the break, the hospital has to pay the fine.”


“After Derek I worked every day and did double shifts, like you can remember. It’ll cost the hospital troubles if surgeons don’t take the breaks.”

“Okay, so you’ll be back, right?”

“Yeah, I’m not leaving. I promise. Oh and you’ll get most of my patients. Nelson and Bailey will help you and you can always call me too, you know.”

“Wait, really?!”

“Yes, don’t let my patients die, Edwards.”

“I’ll do my best, I promise. Anyway what you’ll do in these two months?”

“I’m not sure yet but I had the idea to visit my friends in LA.”

“Oh wow. Wait, you lived there, right?”

“Yes, about five years.”

“Why did you left, was it about your addiction?”

“No, more bigger things than that…” Amelia started thinking about her son.

Edwards understood that Amelia doesn’t want to talk about this, so she wouldn’t ask about it anymore.

“Are you waiting for the elevator?” Edwards grinned.

“Yeah, I don’t get it why it takes so long.”

“Maybe you should push the button too. Elevators can’t read people’s minds yet, you know.”

“Ohh… Good point, Edwards.” They started laughing.

“I think I should go. And you watch you won’t kill someone or make a mistake, okay?”

“Yes mom, I got it.”

Amelia was laughing again “Okay, I’ll see you around.”

“Okay, see ya.”

Amelia pushed the button and Edwards headed to the cafeteria. When the doors opened Amelia saw Penny inside.

“I think I’ll take the stairs. I don’t get it why they have to hire podunk doctors, who don’t do what they’re supposed to do.” Amelia said it to herself but it was loud enough to Penny to hear it.

The doors closed.

More So - Pietro Maximoff x Reader

Originally posted by dailymarvelstories

Words: 1443
Pairing: Pietro Maximoff x Reader
Featuring: Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Wanda Maximoff, Steve Rogers
Warnings: swearing, fighting, drinking, mentions of smut
Requested by anon
can you do a pietro imagine where they kinda hate eachother but then they have a one night stand and after everything, she starts to realize that she cared about him more than she should? and he does too???
Author’s Note: I AM SO SORRY IT IS UP SO LATE. I was busy, yet again today, and when I finally had the chance to write, it started to storm. So then I decided to make it the best I could and actually attempt to edit a bit. But again, I apologize. I also kinda did some things that weren’t exactly from the request but it still follows! :)


“Watch where you’re going, shitface.” You glared as the streak of blue and white ran past you, and managed to hit your side- almost knocking you down.

“Be quicker than that, ass!” He stopped running for a second to tell you that, but took off again.

You crossed your arms as you continued your way to find Sam. Your sarcastic, sassy buddy.

But before you had the chance to find Sam, Sam found you. “What’s up, little buddy?” He smiled, and ruffled your hair.

You frowned. “Don’t do that.” You moved his hand away. “I don’t like that.”

“Oh, come on, you know you love me.” He smirked, you just shrugged. “Alright, what is up with you?”

“Pietro has been non-stop pissing me off today.” You groaned, arms crossed.

Sam laughed. “I thought he pissed you off everyday.”

“He does! But today, he’s being extra annoying and rude!” You told Sam- he didn’t really care for the Maximoff boy, but he always found your bickering hilarious. He’d eat popcorn and watch if he could.

“He at least keeps the place entertained by making you mad all the time.” Sam smirked, and you furrowed your eyebrowsin frustration. “What? You’re kind of funny when you get angry.”

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prince-zale  asked:

OHOHO?! REQUESTS ARE OPEN, YOU SAY?! WELL HAVE I GOT A REQUEST FOR YOU MY FRIEND!!! A fluffy DaiKuro? With a little side of OiSuga??? Please?

“Hey.” Daichi elbows Kuroo, “Get your hand off of my ass.”

“Well, get your ass off my hand!”

Daichi blinks slowly, and warns, “Kuroo. Tetsurou. ”

The taller laughs, drawing his hand back into his pocket. “Okay, okay.”

“Wow, Kuroo is a little perv.” Oikawa teases, and Suga glares.

“Oh, you are one hundred percent not allowed to even think that Kuroo might be worse than you.”

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instarbuckswithdan  asked:


Already answered 10!

3. Least favorite part of writing.
That moment after posting it but before anyone has commented where the only thought running through my head is wow everyone is gonna hate this why did you think that was a good idea your characterization is probably way off there isn’t any smut or there’s too much smut or did that paragraph need more dialogue is that prose too flowery did i write enough detail is it confusing does that character feel like he has three hands in that scene did this fic even have a point it’s not even a thousand words why would anyone bother to read that why did you even post that whoops just found five more typos 

37. Most inspirational quote you’ve ever read or heard that’s still important to you.
“While to write adverbs is human, to write “he said, she said” is divine.” - Stephen King 

(Okay probably not the most inspirational but honestly one that floats through my mind every time I’m writing dialogue, and what popped into my head first when I saw this question.)