wow why did i think this was a good idea

1 OF 4 ELEMENTS: WATER

Silent are the children born of water; deep and deceptive and brooding as the oceans that raised them and as wise and ancient as the rivers running through their veins, whispering tales of dark beauty and abandoned kingdoms in languages long deceased. Strange and uncertain creatures that they are, children with water in their blood and damp in their hair are the most fragile and powerful of all, capable of drowning men and flooding cities and swallowing the earth whole, and when you kiss them you can taste salt and hard, blind rage and the bitter, unforgiving tinge of disaster. 

The signs while stoned

aries: “this is stupid, where’s the alcohol”
taurus: *opens fridge and eats everything*
gemini: “this stuff smells, but it makes me feel good so idk”
cancer: “wow did I just laugh for once” “am I actually happy” “what is this feeling”
leo: *plays video game without blinking for hours*
virgo: “why did I do this” “why do I feel like this” “I feel funny” “guys when will this end”
libra: doesn’t stop talking (probably about something they love)
scorpio: “I really want to have sex right now”
sagittarius *doing something weird (but funny) af in the corner of the room*
capricorn: chillin, randomly giggles
aquarius: *thinks of some complex theoretical idea* *blows mind of person sitting next to them*
pisces: *scrolls through social media quietly laughing*

[ A hella quick Keira before I go to bed– about 10 or 15 minutes?!?!??? Idk but anyways please accept this doodle of my tiny cutie. Look at her. She’s adorable. My Flower Princess. Love her. ]

  • Me:Wow I really like this show, I think I'm gonna look up some memes for it :P
  • Me:*searches for show on Tumblr*
  • Me:Ahaha, good times, this is great content :)
  • Me:*sees a spoiler*
  • Me:WHAT WAS I THINKING THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA OMG WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF AWW MAN DAY RUINED >:(
The List (of shame)

It’s almost 2am and I think I wrote something long enough and properly enough to call it fanfiction.

(to clarify for those that don’t know what we’re talking about, which is actually gonna be most people since I’m posting this as a fanfic wow, tl;dr is that Arthur keeps track of how many times each of the others have saved his bacon, and doesn’t realize how helpful he is as well, and also is the only one who still hasn’t forgiven himself for what happened to Lewis.)

I thought about that on my walk today and came up with a happy ending because I’m a huge sap. (it relies on a few headcanons, that they live together now and that they’ve been friends since high school)

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One day Arthur is looking through the binder where he keeps miscellaneous papers and happens to find it again. The List. He scowls at the page like “ugh, I’m sick of looking at this thing”, rips it out and throws it away.

Later that day Vivi goes to throw something away, or maybe she’s taking out the trash, and sees a piece of paper in the garbage can. “Come on now, Arthur,” she thinks, “you should know by now not to put recyclables in the garbage….” She unwraps the ball of paper to check if there’s a piece of gum inside, and instead finds what appears to be a self-depreciating account, clearly written by Arthur, of all the times the other members of the gang have saved his bacon.

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RP Sentence Starters based off Old RPs! (Add to it if you want)

“Wow, I can see why you don’t like your dad.”

“It’s the full moon, isn’t it?”

“It’s terrible what people do just because you’re different.”

“_____ is acting weird. Like, emotional and clingy.”

“Where were youuuuu?! I was so lonely!”

“It’s not a good idea for me to stay, ____. My wife/husband/spouse thinks I’m cheating on her/him/them with you.”

“That’s terrible!”

“You need to leave, now.”

“How did we switch bodies?!”

“You look like you’re about to turn into a puddle.”

“These paintings are kind of creepy.”

“Is that a picture of slender man?”

“You’re throwing books at people to make a contract?”

“You pushed your mother out of a window?!”

“Oh my god, ___! Stop being such a creep!”

“It’s weird seeing you all grown up…”

“I’m done with the Wind God’s bullshit. 100% done.”

“What do Divines act like, then?”

“Not my kid, not my problem.”

“I left my door open and five cats came in.”

“(Insert pet’s name) is good company and all, but I need human contact. I am… clingy.”

“I don’t want to kill you.”

“We can change our fate!”

“um… nice dog…”

“That of you? Well, I’ll hug potatoes too!”

“Are you a grumpy potato?”

*obsessively pokes cheek*

“Why do you keep breaking into my house?”

“Not many are lucky enough to be bestowed with the dark gift.”

“After you surpass God, do you plan kn challenging demons?”

“I’m half ___, half ___.”

“JUST TAKE YOUR FLU SHOT!”

“This blue monkey broke my wrist.”

“No, my horns are not cosplay.”

“We shouldn’t leave her/him/them here to rot. Let’s take her/him/them home so we can bury them.”

“Don’t you wish to have the knowledge of the Gods?”

“I’ve got money for a pizza.”

  • Me, playing Inquisition:okay what the hell is up with Solas holy shit you know what I'm rolling a lady elf this time and romancing him maybe I'll get more info let's go seduce this hobo wolf
  • Several hours later:shit this is actually... really... sweet?
  • Several more hours later:I think I might ship the crap out of this wow maybe it doesn't have to end badly maybe they can work it out
  • Inevitably:WHY. WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF. WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.

prince-zale  asked:

OHOHO?! REQUESTS ARE OPEN, YOU SAY?! WELL HAVE I GOT A REQUEST FOR YOU MY FRIEND!!! A fluffy DaiKuro? With a little side of OiSuga??? Please?

“Hey.” Daichi elbows Kuroo, “Get your hand off of my ass.”

“Well, get your ass off my hand!”

Daichi blinks slowly, and warns, “Kuroo. Tetsurou. ”

The taller laughs, drawing his hand back into his pocket. “Okay, okay.”

“Wow, Kuroo is a little perv.” Oikawa teases, and Suga glares.

“Oh, you are one hundred percent not allowed to even think that Kuroo might be worse than you.”

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SORRY BUT IM MAD AF

WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY THE SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS ARE MY BABIES HALEB NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. WHY THE SHIT???

DO YOU THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA MARLENE BECAUSE NOT ONLY HAVE YOU GIVEN US THE MOST ANTI CLIMATIC AND SHITTY FUCKING REVEAL IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION, BUT YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS DECIDES TO BREAK UP HALEB AND HAVE HER BE ENGAGED AND PREGNANT TO ANOTHER GUY.

TO TOP IT OFF, THEY LIVE IN NYC WHICH WAS HALEBS DREAM BTW, AND DICUSS MEETING CALEB??? WHAT THE SHIT???

DID MARLENE THINK “wow you know after that god awful reveal, I think it’ll be a fun little twist to have Haleb, Ezria, and Emison not be together in the time jump. Actually, we might not even have spoby! Gosh, I’m sure they will love all these fun little subplots!! 😊😊😊😊”