wow why did i think this was a good idea

1 OF 4 ELEMENTS: WATER

Silent are the children born of water; deep and deceptive and brooding as the oceans that raised them and as wise and ancient as the rivers running through their veins, whispering tales of dark beauty and abandoned kingdoms in languages long deceased. Strange and uncertain creatures that they are, children with water in their blood and damp in their hair are the most fragile and powerful of all, capable of drowning men and flooding cities and swallowing the earth whole, and when you kiss them you can taste salt and hard, blind rage and the bitter, unforgiving tinge of disaster. 

The signs while stoned

aries: “this is stupid, where’s the alcohol”
taurus: *opens fridge and eats everything*
gemini: “this stuff smells, but it makes me feel good so idk”
cancer: “wow did I just laugh for once” “am I actually happy” “what is this feeling”
leo: *plays video game without blinking for hours*
virgo: “why did I do this” “why do I feel like this” “I feel funny” “guys when will this end”
libra: doesn’t stop talking (probably about something they love)
scorpio: “I really want to have sex right now”
sagittarius *doing something weird (but funny) af in the corner of the room*
capricorn: chillin, randomly giggles
aquarius: *thinks of some complex theoretical idea* *blows mind of person sitting next to them*
pisces: *scrolls through social media quietly laughing*

[ A hella quick Keira before I go to bed– about 10 or 15 minutes?!?!??? Idk but anyways please accept this doodle of my tiny cutie. Look at her. She’s adorable. My Flower Princess. Love her. ]

  • Me: Wow I really like this show, I think I'm gonna look up some memes for it :P
  • Me: *searches for show on Tumblr*
  • Me: Ahaha, good times, this is great content :)
  • Me: *sees a spoiler*
  • Me: WHAT WAS I THINKING THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA OMG WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF AWW MAN DAY RUINED >:(
The List (of shame)

It’s almost 2am and I think I wrote something long enough and properly enough to call it fanfiction.

(to clarify for those that don’t know what we’re talking about, which is actually gonna be most people since I’m posting this as a fanfic wow, tl;dr is that Arthur keeps track of how many times each of the others have saved his bacon, and doesn’t realize how helpful he is as well, and also is the only one who still hasn’t forgiven himself for what happened to Lewis.)

I thought about that on my walk today and came up with a happy ending because I’m a huge sap. (it relies on a few headcanons, that they live together now and that they’ve been friends since high school)

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One day Arthur is looking through the binder where he keeps miscellaneous papers and happens to find it again. The List. He scowls at the page like “ugh, I’m sick of looking at this thing”, rips it out and throws it away.

Later that day Vivi goes to throw something away, or maybe she’s taking out the trash, and sees a piece of paper in the garbage can. “Come on now, Arthur,” she thinks, “you should know by now not to put recyclables in the garbage….” She unwraps the ball of paper to check if there’s a piece of gum inside, and instead finds what appears to be a self-depreciating account, clearly written by Arthur, of all the times the other members of the gang have saved his bacon.

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Ripple Effect

Would you look at that! I’m posting a story. Wow. 

Wonderful edit made by the lovely @sfjessii ♥♥

This was supposed to be for Halloween (HA!) Look how in time I am! :)
My first ever attempt at horror. I hate horror, why did I think this was a good idea?
I’m not sure just how scary this is gonna be, so be warned!
Also: WHOO MY LONGEST STORY YET!! (As in holy shit this is long, keep that in mind before clicking “keep reading”)

You can also read it on AO3


Usually Magnus loved getting repeat customers. It meant that they liked his methods and trusted him. But looking at the dark haired woman before him, Magnus couldn’t help but wish she hadn’t shown up again. Later he couldn’t believe how right and wrong he was about that. She did bring him together with Alexander. But all of his boyfriends seemed to get into dangerous situations. After all this Magnus only knew one thing for certain: he absolutely HATED working with ghosts.


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SORRY BUT IM MAD AF

WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY THE SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS ARE MY BABIES HALEB NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. WHY THE SHIT???

DO YOU THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA MARLENE BECAUSE NOT ONLY HAVE YOU GIVEN US THE MOST ANTI CLIMATIC AND SHITTY FUCKING REVEAL IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION, BUT YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS DECIDES TO BREAK UP HALEB AND HAVE HER BE ENGAGED AND PREGNANT TO ANOTHER GUY.

TO TOP IT OFF, THEY LIVE IN NYC WHICH WAS HALEBS DREAM BTW, AND DICUSS MEETING CALEB??? WHAT THE SHIT???

DID MARLENE THINK “wow you know after that god awful reveal, I think it’ll be a fun little twist to have Haleb, Ezria, and Emison not be together in the time jump. Actually, we might not even have spoby! Gosh, I’m sure they will love all these fun little subplots!! 😊😊😊😊”

anonymous asked:

"And how he's always protecting her. Plot twist! they're siblings!!!" I'm so done lmao. The things the anons on the blog say have me dying 😆

lol but can you all answer some of my questions on the video?

  1. what was the point of mgk and camila wearing pañuelos instead of actual robbing hats? like their faces were so visible there was no point
  2. why did camila and mgk really think jumping off of a building that high was a good idea?
  3. how did the police catch them and put them in that jail cell if they jumped off the building?
  4. are they both supposed to be their actual ages in the video?
  5. where did camila get all of these fur coats from? and did they steal those too or??
  6. if their like twelve year old selves in the video are already together then why does the current camila look like “oh wow i’m in love with him but he doesn’t know” in the beginning of the video?
  7. are their friends in the video supposed to be thieves too or??
  8. why did their friends in the video get so hype over their one friend drinking a soda?
  9. is this really what these kids do all day? yell over soda and push each other in shopping carts?
  10. why didn’t anyone eat the eggs in the video? eggs are good??
  11. what’s with the tiara being put over camila’s head?
  12. why did everyone get hype over mgk racing around in a circle in his car?
  13. why did mgk and that guy get in a fight?
  14. why does camila look so sad at 2:59? is it because no one ate the eggs she made or??

-A