aries: “this is stupid, where’s the alcohol” taurus: *opens fridge and eats everything* gemini: “this stuff smells, but it makes me feel good so idk” cancer: “wow did I just laugh for once” “am I actually happy” “what is this feeling” leo: *plays video game without blinking for hours* virgo: “why did I do this” “why do I feel like this” “I feel funny” “guys when will this end” libra: doesn’t stop talking (probably about something they love) scorpio: “I really want to have sex right now” sagittarius *doing something weird (but funny) af in the corner of the room* capricorn: chillin, randomly giggles aquarius: *thinks of some complex theoretical idea* *blows mind of person sitting next to them*
pisces: *scrolls through social media quietly laughing*
This was supposed to be for Halloween (HA!) Look how in time I am! :) My first ever attempt at horror. I hate horror, why did I think this was a good idea? I’m not sure just how scary this is gonna be, so be warned! Also: WHOO MY LONGEST STORY YET!! (As in holy shit this is long, keep that in mind before clicking “keep reading”)
Usually Magnus loved getting repeat customers. It meant that they liked his methods and trusted him. But looking at the dark haired woman before him, Magnus couldn’t help but wish she hadn’t shown up again. Later he couldn’t believe how right and wrong he was about that. She did bring him together with Alexander. But all of his boyfriends seemed to get into dangerous situations. After all this Magnus only knew one thing for certain: he absolutely HATED working with ghosts.
WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY THE SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS ARE MY BABIES HALEB NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. WHY THE SHIT???
DO YOU THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA MARLENE BECAUSE NOT ONLY HAVE YOU GIVEN US THE MOST ANTI CLIMATIC AND SHITTY FUCKING REVEAL IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION, BUT YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS DECIDES TO BREAK UP HALEB AND HAVE HER BE ENGAGED AND PREGNANT TO ANOTHER GUY.
TO TOP IT OFF, THEY LIVE IN NYC WHICH WAS HALEBS DREAM BTW, AND DICUSS MEETING CALEB??? WHAT THE SHIT???
DID MARLENE THINK “wow you know after that god awful reveal, I think it’ll be a fun little twist to have Haleb, Ezria, and Emison not be together in the time jump. Actually, we might not even have spoby! Gosh, I’m sure they will love all these fun little subplots!! 😊😊😊😊”