wow why did i think this was a good idea

The signs while stoned

aries: “this is stupid, where’s the alcohol”
taurus: *opens fridge and eats everything*
gemini: “this stuff smells, but it makes me feel good so idk”
cancer: “wow did I just laugh for once” “am I actually happy” “what is this feeling”
leo: *plays video game without blinking for hours*
virgo: “why did I do this” “why do I feel like this” “I feel funny” “guys when will this end”
libra: doesn’t stop talking (probably about something they love)
scorpio: “I really want to have sex right now”
sagittarius *doing something weird (but funny) af in the corner of the room*
capricorn: chillin, randomly giggles
aquarius: *thinks of some complex theoretical idea* *blows mind of person sitting next to them*
pisces: *scrolls through social media quietly laughing*

Ripple Effect

Would you look at that! I’m posting a story. Wow. 

Wonderful edit made by the lovely @sfjessii ♥♥

This was supposed to be for Halloween (HA!) Look how in time I am! :)
My first ever attempt at horror. I hate horror, why did I think this was a good idea?
I’m not sure just how scary this is gonna be, so be warned!
Also: WHOO MY LONGEST STORY YET!! (As in holy shit this is long, keep that in mind before clicking “keep reading”)

You can also read it on AO3


Usually Magnus loved getting repeat customers. It meant that they liked his methods and trusted him. But looking at the dark haired woman before him, Magnus couldn’t help but wish she hadn’t shown up again. Later he couldn’t believe how right and wrong he was about that. She did bring him together with Alexander. But all of his boyfriends seemed to get into dangerous situations. After all this Magnus only knew one thing for certain: he absolutely HATED working with ghosts.


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  • Me: Wow I really like this show, I think I'm gonna look up some memes for it :P
  • Me: *searches for show on Tumblr*
  • Me: Ahaha, good times, this is great content :)
  • Me: *sees a spoiler*
  • Me: WHAT WAS I THINKING THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA OMG WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF AWW MAN DAY RUINED >:(

prince-zale  asked:

OHOHO?! REQUESTS ARE OPEN, YOU SAY?! WELL HAVE I GOT A REQUEST FOR YOU MY FRIEND!!! A fluffy DaiKuro? With a little side of OiSuga??? Please?

“Hey.” Daichi elbows Kuroo, “Get your hand off of my ass.”

“Well, get your ass off my hand!”

Daichi blinks slowly, and warns, “Kuroo. Tetsurou. ”

The taller laughs, drawing his hand back into his pocket. “Okay, okay.”

“Wow, Kuroo is a little perv.” Oikawa teases, and Suga glares.

“Oh, you are one hundred percent not allowed to even think that Kuroo might be worse than you.”

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What NDRV3 Sprites Mean

Warning: minor ndrv3 spoilers. Also, I only have sprites for like 12 characters so I’m kinda limited. Sorry!

O-Oh my God, how did that break? I have no idea. No idea at all. Wow, it was broken?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT HURT MY FUNNYBONE JESUS CHRIST

So I‘m failing like eight different classes right now… hehe, what else is new, am I right?

Good fucking God am I sick of you dense motherfuckers and your human bullshit. Jesus Christ.

Oh my God, why did I open a porn site in the middle of class? DELETE DELETE DELETE

It’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

  • Me, playing Inquisition: okay what the hell is up with Solas holy shit you know what I'm rolling a lady elf this time and romancing him maybe I'll get more info let's go seduce this hobo wolf
  • Several hours later: shit this is actually... really... sweet?
  • Several more hours later: I think I might ship the crap out of this wow maybe it doesn't have to end badly maybe they can work it out
  • Inevitably: WHY. WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF. WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.

[ A hella quick Keira before I go to bed– about 10 or 15 minutes?!?!??? Idk but anyways please accept this doodle of my tiny cutie. Look at her. She’s adorable. My Flower Princess. Love her. ]

RP Sentence Starters based off Old RPs! (Add to it if you want)

“Wow, I can see why you don’t like your dad.”

“It’s the full moon, isn’t it?”

“It’s terrible what people do just because you’re different.”

“_____ is acting weird. Like, emotional and clingy.”

“Where were youuuuu?! I was so lonely!”

“It’s not a good idea for me to stay, ____. My wife/husband/spouse thinks I’m cheating on her/him/them with you.”

“That’s terrible!”

“You need to leave, now.”

“How did we switch bodies?!”

“You look like you’re about to turn into a puddle.”

“These paintings are kind of creepy.”

“Is that a picture of slender man?”

“You’re throwing books at people to make a contract?”

“You pushed your mother out of a window?!”

“Oh my god, ___! Stop being such a creep!”

“It’s weird seeing you all grown up…”

“I’m done with the Wind God’s bullshit. 100% done.”

“What do Divines act like, then?”

“Not my kid, not my problem.”

“I left my door open and five cats came in.”

“(Insert pet’s name) is good company and all, but I need human contact. I am… clingy.”

“I don’t want to kill you.”

“We can change our fate!”

“um… nice dog…”

“That of you? Well, I’ll hug potatoes too!”

“Are you a grumpy potato?”

*obsessively pokes cheek*

“Why do you keep breaking into my house?”

“Not many are lucky enough to be bestowed with the dark gift.”

“After you surpass God, do you plan kn challenging demons?”

“I’m half ___, half ___.”

“JUST TAKE YOUR FLU SHOT!”

“This blue monkey broke my wrist.”

“No, my horns are not cosplay.”

“We shouldn’t leave her/him/them here to rot. Let’s take her/him/them home so we can bury them.”

“Don’t you wish to have the knowledge of the Gods?”

“I’ve got money for a pizza.”

SORRY BUT IM MAD AF

WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY THE SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS ARE MY BABIES HALEB NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. WHY THE SHIT???

DO YOU THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA MARLENE BECAUSE NOT ONLY HAVE YOU GIVEN US THE MOST ANTI CLIMATIC AND SHITTY FUCKING REVEAL IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION, BUT YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS DECIDES TO BREAK UP HALEB AND HAVE HER BE ENGAGED AND PREGNANT TO ANOTHER GUY.

TO TOP IT OFF, THEY LIVE IN NYC WHICH WAS HALEBS DREAM BTW, AND DICUSS MEETING CALEB??? WHAT THE SHIT???

DID MARLENE THINK “wow you know after that god awful reveal, I think it’ll be a fun little twist to have Haleb, Ezria, and Emison not be together in the time jump. Actually, we might not even have spoby! Gosh, I’m sure they will love all these fun little subplots!! 😊😊😊😊”