wow why did i make this

Writers

Writer says: So I had this crazy idea one day and I just had to work on it. Here ya go!

Writer means: So I had this crazy idea either right before getting in the shower or right before falling asleep so I grabbed my fucking laptop and shat all over it to create the steaming pile of crap that I now lay before you. I don’t even know if it’s good anymore. I haven’t slept in two days.

Writer says: Wow, real life’s getting busy! Sorry on the slow updates.

Writer means: My life is a literal storm of shit at the moment. Why did I decide to do this. Why am I still doing this. Everything around me is spinning out of control and I am staying up ‘til 5:30 in the morning every night to create a piece of work that will only get two comments and 12 demands for quicker updates. I hope no one’s mad at me, all I wanted to do was write.

Writer says: Wow! Would you look at that! I updated on time! Please enjoy!

Writer means:  WOOOOOOHOOOOOO BITCHES LOOK AT THIS PRODUCTIVE ASSHOLE GO YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW TAKE THAT YOU NASTY REVIEWERS ALWAYS DEMANDING ME TO BE FASTER! I GOT THIS SHIT I GOT THIS SHIT

Writer says: This chapter was a toughie. Glad it’s finally done!

Writer means: I don’t know if this is good or not. I honestly don’t fucking know. I’ve read the same words over and over and over again and I just couldn’t look at it anymore. My beta said it was ok but I’m not confident but HOLY SHIT I JUST NEED TO STOP WRITING THIS FUCKIGN CHAPTER.

Writer says: Thanks for reading!

Writer means: Please, oh please oh please oh please leave me a review. A comment. Anything. Please tell me you’re out there. Please tell me someone is reading this.

Writer says: I just want to say that real life is getting pretty hectic right now. Please try to be patient with me, I know you guys want updates. Thanks! :)

Writer means: FUCK. YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are, demanding shit from me?! You don’t know my life! I have a very busy life! I create shit for free, you entitled son of a pig-fucker! STOP LEAVING ME COMMENTS TELLING ME TO UPDATE SOON OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL PUKE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER 

Writer says: What’s gonna happen next? Who knows? Hee hee ;)

Writer means: I have no fucking clue what the next chapter is going to look like. What’s my plot? I don’t know. I feel no emotion.

Writer says: Please leave a comment! It helps me write!

Writer means: I am begging you to leave me a comment because I swear it’s the only thing that’s keeping me motivated right now, I hate the work I put out and I need reassurance that people are actually enjoying this.

Writer says: I hope you enjoyed that chapter, big things are coming up! ;)

Writer means: Buckle up bitches, someone’s gonna die.

Writer says: I know I’ve missed a few updates, but I swear I plan on finishing this story! 

Writer means: *high pitched eternal screeching*

Writer says: Here we are at long last! This has been one wild ride. I want to thank you all so much for your support and love, I adore each and every one of you. I am so happy to say that this story has come to a wonderful close.

Writer means: My body is numb. Voices call out to me from the void, but I can no longer hear them over the beating of my racing heart. I am stressed to the point where I feel no relief. The story is done. It’s fucking DONE. I loved it, I hated it, it was a fucking storm of horror and pain. I can no longer see color. Now I can at last relax and…wait……wait a second………..holy shit I just thought of the best idea for a one-shot that’s totally gonna turn into a 50 chapter slow burn AU fic leT’S FUCKING DO THIS

Cooking Sentence Starters

“Wow! I didn’t know you could cook.”
“This tastes amazing!”
“Did you follow a recipe?”
“Do you need a taste tester?”
“Can I have some of that?”
“Wait, wait. You made this for me?”
“This is really delicious.”
“Can I get some of the leftovers? Please?”
“Why haven’t you opened your own restaurant?”
“Could I get the recipe?”
“You’ve got to tell me how to make this!”
“Can I get seconds?”
“Yeah! More, please!”
“I kinda feel bad for eating it. It’s like art!”
“Wait, this needs to go on Instagram!”
“Oh man. I couldn’t eat another bite!”
“My compliments to the chef~”
“This is the best meal I’ve ever had!”
“These flavors blend perfectly together!”
“Mm, I love savory / sweet / spicy / etc. dishes!”
“I wish I could have your cooking every day.”
“This is way to sweet / sour / bitter / spicy / etc.!”
“Hrm… I think it needs more salt/sugar/spice/etc..”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t tell you, but I’m allergic to ____.”
“No, it’s fine! Just a little burnt on the bottom, that’s all.”
“It’s definitely an…interesting texture.”
“Oh, I already ate.”
“What do you mean? It’s…it’s great! Really!”
“I’m sorry, I really can’t eat this…”
“It’s inedible, frankly.”
“Hey, don’t worry! You’ll do better next time.”
Please follow the recipe next time.”
“Yeah, no, baking is not your thing.”
“Just stick to using the microwave, okay?”
“I mean it’s not the worst thing I’ve had…”
“Whoa! This is seriously undercooked!”
“If I get salmonella from this or something…”

the harry potter books, rated by luna lovegood simply existing
  • sorcerer's stone: is only 10, not at hogwarts. still mourning her mom and starting her wonderful exuberant hobby of searching for the crumple horned snorkack with xenophilius. 1/10.
  • chamber of secrets: she's at hogwarts, thriving probably. but jkr is out here testing me, with no mention of this tiny dandelion. is she passing out little amulets made out of dirigible plums as a means to ease her ravenclaw housemates' anxiety and fear? we don't know. 0/10.
  • prisoner of azkaban: she probably hangs out w/ lupin, who patiently listens to her crumple horned snorcack stories and smiles and wow i'm crying why wasn't this given to me. -5/10.
  • goblet of fire: the lovegoods are mentioned as buying their quidditch world cup tickets way ahead of time, but did they enjoy it? did xenophilius catch leprechaun gold for luna and tell her it had magical abilities to make her hair longer or something? that it too keeps away nargles?? did she root for ireland? JO STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME. 0/10
  • order of the phoenix: UPSIDE DOWN SPECTRESPECS. stubby boardman. "you're just as sane as i am." TELLING HARRY IN FRONT OF LAVENDER AND PARVATI THAT SHE BELIEVES HIM. honestly a perfect character who has done nothing wrong. her wild conspiracy theories (the ministry one is my fav omfg). FIGHTING WITH HARRY AND CO. AT THE MINISTRY, SUGGESTING THEY USE THESTRALS. the gentlest scene at the end, where harry is comforted by luna's presence and gets mad about people taking her shoes. ME TOO. what a time to be alive. 10000/10.
  • half blood prince: i only see her at the slug club christmas party, and it's for like five minutes. "i miss the order, it was like having friends" and GONE. 4/10.
  • deathly hallows: ok her bedroom ceiling with the painting of hermione, ron, harry, and ginny and "friends" is linked around it my HEART. and helping harry bury dobby and all around being a great support system again. Validation Queen 2kforever. suggesting the diadem and being 10000% correct even when hermione is being condescending. 100/10.
  • bonus: "HARRY POTTER, LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!"

161210 yongsan fansign

hoshi: i ate korean mixed soup for breakfast…
jeonghan: lunch lunch.
hoshi: it was lunch…for breakfast…
jeonghan: donkatsu omurice!
hoshi: donkatsu omurice…it was really good. make sure to eat everyone.
jeonghan: hoshi is..
hoshi: i am done with my diet!
s.coups: hoshi really doesn’t diet anymore!
jeonghan: now he’s eating whatever he wants.
hoshi: i’m now eating whatever i want! …going to gain (weight) again~
s.coups: did you know? when he was on his diet, i ordered chinese food for breakfast once. hoshi cried because he was hungry.
hoshi: that time, really, ah…i really cried!
s.coups: he really cried!
hoshi: i thought “wow, why am i dieting like this?”
s.coups: he had his head down so i asked him “hoshi what are you doing?” then he cried “hyung, i’m so hungry…”
hoshi: doing that and working out gave me so much stress. but now since i’m not doing that (it’s whatever~). i’m happy now~
jeonghan: he’s really crazy~
hoshi: i am now living happily~

source: black crush
translation by mountean

i fucking love passive aggressive callout-post-brand speech patterns and typing styles because it fuel the hatred i have for this website. it’s like seeing someone you hate fuck up really badly in public and you are reminded why you dislike them so much.

like

someone’s mom: woops i broke a plate
someone: wow?????? is no one going to talk about this????????? literally unfollow me if you support this person??????????? lol

someone’s mom: aw shucks i forgot to buy ingredients to make pizza tonight, but if you want a sandwich i can make you one
someone: DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THIS
THIS PERSON DID SOMETHING BAD
THIS PERSON DID SOMETHING BAD
THIS PERSON DID SOMETHING BAD

someone’s mom: ha ha i accidentally clicked like on a movie i didnt like on facebook that’s a little embarrassing
someone: *sips tea*

tbh Henry is sketchy as all hell but that is precisely why i adoRE HIM.

JUST LOOK AT THAT FACIAL EXPRESSION FOR FUCK’S SAKE. 

but real talk: it makes me incredibly happy that we actually get to see his eyes opened in Heroes. they’re gorgeous. what did we do to deserve this? bless.

anyways yeah. so Henry is incredibly sketchy…but…also rlly sweet? like. sure he and his crows will casually tear people limb from limb. but then they would prob just as quickly make you a bouquet out of the limbs?

wow how nice and thoughtful. A+++ Henry. we love u. bless u.

6

Theirs was the love that was meant to be, but wasn’t meant to last.

anonymous asked:

what are your fav yoongi moments?? like when he's being cute or sassy or anything you know?? i love him <3 (also your blog is keeping my dash fresh and beautiful and i love it)

thank you so much!! omg i can’t possibly list all of my fav yoongi moments but here’s a few of them

1. when he had to wear maid’s dress as a punishment and actually interact with customers in it 

‘hip hop is dead’ he said but still took a selca 

2. dance battle in ahl 

and then he fucking.. did THAT

AND WON wow what a legend

3. “then why live if you’ll die anyway?” about namjoon’s habit

4. when he puts stuff on his head

5. when yoongi met kumamon

6. when he and hoseok make fun of other members

7. the way he fits on sofas

8. when bangtan were on running man and he ran SO FAST

9. also in the same episode he got caught and then jungkook got caught too and then also jimin and jin had to run to their rescue comedy gold

10. when they appeared on unnies slam dunk he was asked by ra miran if he wanted to act and he was like ‘me???? i don’t act. am i going to appear on the show?’

11. yoongi’s face when holly is mentioned

tbh the list could go on and on :’)

When your girl catch you starring at other girls you gotta turn into a fashion critic

I would just make a comment everytime like

“ wow can you believe she got out the house like that that hair style is not popping”

“ omg babe who did her contour I could do a better job than that ”

“ look that dress is nice but why she decided to wear flats heels would go better ”

Split

Wow, ok so I don’t normally try to get involved in anything like this, but after getting home from seeing the movie “Split”, searching it up on Tumblr, and seeing nothing but negativity, I have to address this. Hear me out before you disregard what I have to say.
Condemning a movie without seeing it, boycotting it and the director based on one of the themes of the movie is ridiculous. I fully understand WHY people want to, if a movie was really making fun of or demonizing DID that’d be an issue, but that’s not what Split is about.
The character(s) and identities are portrayed in a perfectly tasteful manner, and unlike what the trailer shows, almost all of the identities are perfectly nice, and have no malevolent intent. He doesn’t do the terrible things he does because of his DID, there are underlying causes and plot lines that I’m not going to spoil here. Yes, his identities do come into play in the horror of the movie, but it’s never played off as him being terrible because of them. He is a tragic character, and is dealing with trauma from his past. The director was trying to tell a story, and attacking him for that story without even knowing the full thing is wrong. I understand why this movie may be upsetting to some, with portrayals of DID and abuse, but none of it done just for shock value. If anything this movie can help bring awareness.

Another point (minor spoiler territory here) is that one of the major plot lines is how amazing people who live with DID are, and how “the broken are the evolved”.

Give this movie a chance, please, and thank you for reading. Send me a message if you have a spoiler related question, or an ask if you have a general one.

The signs while stoned

aries: “this is stupid, where’s the alcohol”
taurus: *opens fridge and eats everything*
gemini: “this stuff smells, but it makes me feel good so idk”
cancer: “wow did I just laugh for once” “am I actually happy” “what is this feeling”
leo: *plays video game without blinking for hours*
virgo: “why did I do this” “why do I feel like this” “I feel funny” “guys when will this end”
libra: doesn’t stop talking (probably about something they love)
scorpio: “I really want to have sex right now”
sagittarius *doing something weird (but funny) af in the corner of the room*
capricorn: chillin, randomly giggles
aquarius: *thinks of some complex theoretical idea* *blows mind of person sitting next to them*
pisces: *scrolls through social media quietly laughing*

MCR speech:

Right now I’m just thinking back to the first time I listened to the Black Parade album (it was like 2 and a half months ago) and just wow. I was a totally different person then. And now I know about this frickin amazing band that has created the greatest music I have ever frickin heard and im so grateful holy shit im gonna go cry now.

Just thinking about the first time i even heard welcome to the black parade while i listen to it and it just makes me so fucking happy that i found this band. I wouldnt be me without this band oh my god. Why is it so amazing. Like how. How did i not know about it before? Honestly whats wrong with me. They are just so amazing oh my fuckin god my chest hurts. It feels like someone has stabbed me and twisted the knife.

MCR… you kill me, yet revive me. You scare me, yet intrigue me. How. Like what genetic chance made these beautiful humans that came together to make this music that literally transports my soul to another dimension.

These last 2 months have been a rollercoaster of emotions oh my god im so grateful.
Like is it possible to just give everything i have to the boys for making these masterpieces of beautiful musical creation. Oh wait… it wouldn’t be enough. NOTHING WOULD BE ENOUGH BECAUSE WHAT THEY HAVE CREATED IS SO AMAZING AND NOW I WANNA DIE OK BYE

Princess (M)

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

**credit to original owner of gif  ヽ(^◇^*)/

pairing: namjoon x reader
word count: 2.6k
request: If it’s not too much to ask~ Can you do a Rap Monster smut where he’s dom and there’s lots of dirty talk?
a/n: uhm ANON WHY would you ask me to do this i’m honestly so done rn and I just want Namjoon all over me wOW

⚠️ ~ smut warning ~ ⚠️

You knew that look. The look that Namjoon gave you whenever he was thinking about having his hands tangled in your hair as you made him feel so, so good , or when he was thinking about pinning you up against the wall and making you beg him to make you feel as good as you made him feel. Oh, and did you beg.

But you knew the look only because Namjoon would sometimes just stare at you as his mind wandered when he wasn’t talking to anyone around him and you were near to him. He especially loved to think about these things when over people were around. On this occasion, it wasn’t all of BTS, but just the people who would tease you about Namjoon’s lust until the end of time. Jeon Jungkook and Park Jimin. They didn’t dare tease their hyung, which was why you were at the centre of their periodic banter.

This time, however, it was a little different. You weren’t so much concerned about having Jungkook and Jimin tease you, but instead the only thing you could think about was Namjoon’s hands in your hair, as well as him pinning you against the wall. So the moment that Namjoon snapped back into reality, you were sure to make it known to him just what you wanted. “Joonie, baby.”

Keep reading

*watching pacific rim* wow, this charlie day guy plays a cool maverick scientist really well! i can only guess he’s playing to type like burn gorman is, but i gotta check out some of his other stuff to see what he does in other roles

*watching it’s always sunny* ……why…..why did you cast him as a scientist…..what about the nightman made you choose this path, guillermo……what made you pick this trash man to be scientist man….

Star Universe Over Gravity Time Hunger Games, Season 2

Hey guys!! So i’ve been meaning to do a part two to this series and i finally did it!!!

Season 1: http://jess-the-vampire.tumblr.com/post/145113097523/star-universe-over-gravity-time-hunger-games-sim

Here we go….


Same tributes as last season, i updated their images however.

LETS BEGIN! (( This’ll be a long post))

Ahhhhh, the alliances have started.

Everybody is getting ready for quite a fight.

HOLY-

WHY IS GREG ALWAYS SUCH A SAVAGE IN THIS GAME!!!!!!????

GARNET HOW DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!??

(( Tiny hands…her weakness))

The interactions in this game make me giggle, they shouldn’t amuse me as much as they do but they do.

Finn be like:

Originally posted by itkai

Wow bonnie, smart move there XD

Mabel scaring toffee is honestly a funny image……

Welp, so much for greg the savage XD

Darn it jake, you almost saved Ooo.

Ok, i can buy the singing with the litch i guess, but THE 4TH ONE THO.

WHAT?!

Clearly toffee and Mabel have a rivalry this season XD

Yeah, i would too ford….


XDDDDDD

“PLEASE KILL ME!! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SNUGGLING!!!!”

MARCOOOOOOOOO!!!

(( Savage Dipper))

Mmmmm, we got some alliances forming…..some rivalries…. and toffee and star are on very opposite ends with power…

Wow..

Well Steven, he’s not exactly like the gems you’ve convinced before.

Awww…..

XDDDD

Savage Jake, savage….

Ahhhh, if only it were that easy to get rid of him on the show XD

WTH !!? XD

Well, there goes stan.

TOM WHAT DID YOU DO??! YOU HAVE FIRE POWERS WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST FLY OVER THE FROZEN LAKE??!! YOU KNOW BETTER!

Finn formed an alliance to get revenge for the “Fire” Thing.

Beast..keeps wirt around…..interesting….

Literally the most accurate thing in this game is jake sleeping.

Awww……i miss em already

Beast = Snuggling material ((Apparently))

Poor Pearl.

At least Connie has faith in herself.

Two very interesting interactions XD

Wow Ford, you stole your Niece’s stuff….

Toffee……well at least you got further than last time… ((I think))

I tell you what’s gonna happen, your all gonna die.

Ludo had the most kills last game, he’s ready to win this time XD

Wow marceline…..you’re doing pretty well this season…

poor pearl.

NO FINNN!!!!

Doesn’t surprise me

Geez ludo what did you do…?

:(

Amethyst and Marcy got quite an alliance forming…

Guess keeping wirt alive came in handy 

BETRAYAL!!

alliance turned on each other.

(( Litch and marceline’s singing moments must have builded a bond?))

Once again ludo dies, but this time he didn’t take marceline down with him.

GNOMES???!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! XD

awww…

this is quite an interesting group……

Ok, the Feast has started:

BETRAYAL, Star be gunning for her partner Beast XD

Well, i guess ford had every reason to be scared of Wirt Then.

Well, marceline…..

Smart move Connie.

This is such an interesting final group. XD

aaww…

Amythest is quite the hunter this season ain’t she….. ((She’s making up for her performance last season))

Amythest tried to betray Marcy and instead got Connie

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

……..

Wow geez……and you were doing so WELL!!!

Who are you hunting for? Only marcy is lef- oh never mind…

Welp, it comes down to this….

Wirt, against last season’s winner, Mabel….will Wirt be able to rid the queen of her crow-?

DAMN IT MABEL HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS GAME???!!

2 Season winner everybody!!!!

Mabel is clearly unbeatable.

XDDD

That was fun, next season i might use the same shows, but with different characters from them. :)

Polaroid Hearts (Pt. 3)

Summary: Ever hear of a love pyramid? It’s when the history major, a fine arts undergrad, and a culinary student all have a crush on you. So in your second year of university, who’s gonna steal your heart first? (A Bucky x Steve x Pietro x Reader story)

[Part 1] [Part 2]    [Part 4]

Warnings: None

Word count: 2200

A/N: I really took my time with this one, wow. Anywho, I’m trying my hand at NaNoWriMo this year, so hopefully that means more updates? Ya’ll should check it out if you don’t know what that is btw, it’s a lot of fun ^^ ((ALSO, huge shoutout to @tchallawalla for helping me make this entire series more-or-less accurate))

Originally posted by ranrightintomyheart

Originally posted by keepbuckybaby

“What do you mean you’re staying? When did you sign up? Why didn’t you tell me sooner?” Wanda was goes 90 miles a minute as you walked back into your shared dorm room, like there weren’t enough words in the world for her to express her panic in Pietro going to the same university.

After Pietro had assumed, incorrectly, that Wanda would be thrilled at the news and stop yelling at him, resident management swooped in and dubbed the bell a false alarm. Students filed back into their rooms by the hundreds, and Wanda took an entire three minutes before going off on another rant.

After getting settled on the couch beside your roommate and your soon-to-be roommate, you decided to intervene.

“Wanda, relax.” Which had her puff out her cheeks like she was swallowing down the swelling argument in her throat. “I don’t see why you’re so upset about this, don’t you want to see your brother as much as possible?”

Pietro, inside his head at least, was cheering you on. No one had ever braved the storm that was Wanda to defend him, especially not someone he’d only known for half an hour. If you could silence his sister with a couple words then you were clearly a force to be reckoned with.

“I do! I just wish he had told me about it when he was thinking about applying.” She grumbled, frowning and glaring at her feet.

“It was a surprise.” Pietro commented listlessly, like she should’ve expected it of him. You considered that he did things like this all the time, and thought of how much trouble Wanda would go through because of it.

“I don’t like surprises.” Again with the moping.

“That’s because you’re a grumpy old lady.” Pietro threw back, accompanied by your laugh. Pietro felt his chest swell, with pride or admiration he couldn’t tell. He wondered if there was even a difference.

“Well he’s not wrong, you are the one who guilt trips Nat and I into cleaning.” You smirk when her glare shoots over to you, but you know she doesn’t mean it. Behind those cold, unforgiving eyes, she’s smirking back.

“I still would’ve liked to know that he was coming to America.” She sighed, but seemed to have given up on the reprimanding.

“Hey, I’m twelve minutes older than you, I don’t have to tell you everything!” Pietro jokes and you’re laughing again, which means Pietro is feeling lightheaded again, and Wanda’s lips are curled up at the the corners as she realizes her “big” brother might be getting along with you a little too well. That is, if the way his shoulders rolled back and his eyes shined were anything to go by, and being right beside Pietro for 20-odd years meant she was never wrong about these things.

When Natasha came home it was with Sam’s arms wrapped around her waist and him smiling smugly from over her shoulder. The three of you were still on the couch, watching something on Netflix that drew your attention much more than the others.

It was easy to see this as Pietro was so finely focussed on sitting closer to you, and putting his arm on the couch behind your head, simply because putting it around your shoulders was too forward but keeping it at his side was too difficult. Wanda was mentally listing off all of the past relationships both you and her brother had had, going through the process of whether you were good enough for each other, and then imagining what life would be like with you dating Pietro. All the while you were watching this show like your life depended on it - as a photography student you were finely tuned to notice all the the cinematographic liberties the director took, and this director had taken plenty. You could appreciate all of the effort and consideration they used to get the perfect angles for each frame. It wasn’t an easy process, and by no means was it a fast one either.

“What’s up losers?” Nat asks fondly, hopping onto the empty end and dragging Sam with her. He mock salutes everyone in the room before wrapping his arm around Nat’s waist again, cuddling her into his chest. Everyone nods back, except for Pietro, who awkwardly waves at the two newcomers.

“This is the infamous twin we heard about.” You grin and gesture to Pietro, who is much closer now than he had been twenty minutes ago, though it was possible you just hadn’t noticed the distance - or lack thereof - before you had mentioned his name. Nat looks at you smugly.

“Not quite Darcy’s type.” So as to say he was actually rather good-looking, though it was little surprise because Wanda was gorgeous.

“Definitely not, though the hair’s similar.” You jokingly twist to look Pietro up and down, like you’re checking to see if he’s an egg with a crack in it. Or maybe like you’re trying to make toast with bread that expired a week ago and now you’re looking for mold to see if you’re safe to make it anyways. At this thought, Pietro realized he was a culinary student for a reason, and if he was the type to get embarrassed by his own thoughts, he’d be blushing.

Instead, he was blushing because a very pretty girl was blatantly checking him out, and though whatever you were saying might as well have been in Aramaic, he had a feeling you weren’t disappointed with what you saw. It was a pleasant thought, to say the least.

“It’s not long enough.” Nat was eyeing him too, which might’ve been a big deal if: 1. He didn’t care so much about your opinion of him, and 2. Her boyfriend wasn’t sitting right beside her, watching the conversation unfold.

“Nothing’s ever ‘long enough’ for Darcy, she’d crush on Gandalf if he went to our school.” Natasha snorted and Wanda shook her head with a smile.

“Hey now, if Gandalf went to this school and you didn’t have a crush on him you’d need to get your priorities straight.” Sam cut in, making everyone laugh a little.

“Are you saying you would dump me to date a grumpy old wizard?” Nat turned around to smile deviously at her man.

“Are you saying you wouldn’t dump me to date a grumpy old wizard? Not even for the fireworks? The cool hats?” At this point you and Wanda were both stifling giggles behind your hands, and Pietro was dangerously close to a laugh attack. Nat and Sam, however, were well versed in making drop dead serious faces during the most ridiculous of times, so neither of them were so much as smiling yet.

“Fair enough. I guess we’ll just have to fight over him until he realizes I’m the better option.” She shrugged, turning back towards the half-shed laughs across from her and leaning into Sam’s chest again.

“In your dreams sweetheart.” He kissed the top of her head and relaxed into the couch as well. The completely calm air surrounding them is what made you three bust out laughing, and before Pietro could realize it was probably a bad idea, he was laughing into your shoulder.

Not that you minded much, but it was strange for Wanda to see her brother so comfortable around someone after so little time. Pietro liked his space until he knew who he was around, and the familiarity of him doing exactly what he was doing wouldn’t normally belong in a timespan this short. She guessed it was just something about you that made everyone feel comfortable, and Pietro was partial to girls with big smiles and bigger hearts - much like his own personality.

Wanda decided that you two would be perfect together, and that if her brother ever asked her for help in winning your heart, she’d do it without question. Maybe, she thought, she’d do it without him even asking.

-

Meanwhile, Steve and Bucky were both thinking about you. Steve because, well, he needed someone to think of when he sketched, and Bucky because he was a sucker who wanted to see you as often as humanly possible.

“Do you know her favourite place to eat?” Bucky asked from his place on the floor, lying down and tossing up the stress ball his mom bought him when he decided his major; it was painted like a globe, which was, for whatever reason, the symbol for history.

“She likes the gelato place a couple blocks down, invited me to try it a few times.” Doodling in his secondhand chair, Steve regretted not taking you up on all those offers, but what was a guy to do? He was usually too nervous to talk to you, which was the reason behind adding to your art projects so often. If you started the conversation, he could deal with it better.

“What does she major in?” Another toss, another question. Bucky had been asking questions about you like some sort of lovestruck teenager who couldn’t get you out of their head. Which, despite his best efforts, wasn’t a far cry from accurate. He couldn’t get you out of his head, and he hated it because he hadn’t even seen you for more than two minutes and now he’d been fixating on you for at least 4 hours.

“Look, Buck, wouldn’t you rather hear all of this from Y/N’s mouth? Why don’t you ask her all of these things. That way you won’t freak her out when you’ve never said a word to her and yet know everything there is to know about her.” Steve had a point.

“Sorry. I just wanna know everything about her, you know? I don’t have her number or anything so I can’t exactly ask her myself.” Bucky put down the ball and sighed, thinking it would be a bad idea to ask Steve if he could have your number. Or even asking Steve to ask you if he could have your number. Normal people don’t fall in love with someone after two seconds of interaction. Bucky would be forever sour at how cliche and utterly dramatic that sounded, as it stood against everything he valued.

Then again, plenty of people in the world were overly dramatic, he could list at least twenty historical figures who fit that exact description, though he didn’t think it was fair to align himself with men who had started entire wars because of a single person. He liked to think he was of a different calibre.

Then again, he’d never felt like this about someone before.

“So get it, you’re friends with Natasha, aren’t you? They live in res together. And you know that she has Mixed Media with me, so swing by after class and maybe make some cue cards with things to say so you don’t make yourself look like an idiot again.” You’d have to be Bucky to know that Steve didn’t mean it to sound harsh, but you’d also have to be Bucky to hear Steve speak bluntly in the first place.

Steve had a hard work, hang in, hold on mentality. If you worked hard, you got something, and if you got something, it meant you deserved it. Nothing was free, and nothing was ever handed to you, but if you created the opportunity, you could hunt down your reward. Sort of like a treasure hunt; Indiana Jones wouldn’t have any benefits to reap if he never left his desk.

And yeah, he kinda hated himself for helping Bucky get closer to you, but if his friend was willing to put in the effort to see you, maybe he deserved that time. Steve didn’t like the idea of containing you like some firefly he caught in a jar, though would it really be so bad if he wanted one thing to himself? He was always the sharer - sharing a place with Bucky, sharing friends and crushes (apparently) with others, he shared his time and his opinion when Bucky needed an editor for his papers, or when you needed someone to shoot on the off chance that neither of you were too busy with other classes. Steve had very little to himself, aside from his job and his art, which, after he met you, was more of you than anything.

Was it selfish to want these two parts of his life kept separate? He didn’t say anything because he thought it might be, however much he believed he had worked hard enough to earn a thing of his own. Philosophically, Steve believed that things would happen the way they happened, and he had gotten good at adapting to that. He just had to swallow down whatever this disgruntled feeling was and accept it.

It was entirely possible that he’d just have to work harder to earn your affections, because he knew deep down you and Bucky would never fit together the way you and Steve could.


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