wow where did this come from

anonymous asked:

dwalin comes home from work and nori is nowhere to be found. nowhere. he even checks the few secret hiding spots he knows about. nothing. his emergency-escape-pack is gone. dwalin doesn't know what to think. where is nori? why did he feel the need to disappear? ...will dwalin ever see him again? there's no trace of nori for the next week. finally, ori comes by, finding dwalin somewhat heartbroken. 'oh, he forgot dori's birthday,' ori laughs 'he'll probably be gone for a while' (moral: NORI WOW)

to be honest, Nori just really forgot the day! it’s hard to keep track of days when you sleep irregularly or are overworked or lose track the time 

poor Nori…

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Sherlock Holmes: high functioning sociopath |  knows 243 types of tobacco ash | the difference between alpaca wool and Icelandic sheep wool | destroyed a terror network in two years | made a whole nation believe he was dead
- Thinks his morning tea just sort of happened

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Pre-show good luck kisses.

You are like the TARDIS. On the outside, the TARDIS just looks like a blue wooden box, but inside is a whole other world, an amazingly complicated interwoven network full of the most awe-inspiring things. On the outside, you are skin and hair, but inside you are just as beautiful and confusingly wonderful as the TARDIS. Please, never forget that.

EXO As Old People
  • Kris:DID THOSE KIDS STEAL MY LAWN FLAMINGOS AGAIN??!? IF I CATCH THEM ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO THE LORD AND HEAVENLY FATHER ABOVE.
  • Tao:I think it's time to give you my prized possession. /hands over lady buckle jaguar print top handle gucci purse/
  • Chen:Hey you know if you squirt a lemon peel in your eye you'll see New York City.
  • Luhan:This jello is too hard, let me get my dentures.
  • Xiumin:You kids are walking too fast, I hear my hip clicking.
  • Lay:Back in the day we didn't have those doodlidads you youngsters are using nowadays.
  • Kai:*pulls out a pipe* Still a baller.
  • Sehun:I used to be called the baby of the group. Little did they know I made the most babies out of all of them.
  • Chanyeol:I'm getting real tired of your shit you guys. Young people. Jeez.
  • Baekhyun:*waves cane* I SHOULD AND WILL USE MY SENIOR CITEZEN DISCOUNT FOR THIS.
  • D.O.:I used to be like O_O but now I'm like =_=.
  • Suho:Hey dudes, I'm so in the know. Yo Yo #2075swag

So, today I was in the app store and out of curiosity I typed in Tokyo Ghoul in the search box and found this interesting and TERRIBLE gem.

SO THIS IS KANEKI (I THINK) AND THE 20TH WARD? MAYBE I CAN FIND ANTEIKU. I DON’T KNOW, BUT WOW WHAT AMAZING GRAPHICS AND JUST LOOK AT KANEKI’S STANCE.

IS THAT AMON? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? WHY IS HE COMING TOWARDS ME?!?

WELL, THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY. I HAVE MY ARM THROUGH AMON’S STOMACH, AND HE’S PATTING MY HEAD? NOT TO MENTION, THERE ARE TWO AMON’S?!? WHERE DID THE OTHER COME FROM???

OH GOD THEY STARTED HITTING ME. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS AND HERE COMES ANOTHER AMON AHEAD. OH YAY.

TAKE THIS YOU BASTARDS, IT’S KAGUNE TIME!!!!! I KILLED ONE AMON NOW I JUST HAVE TWO MORE TO GO!!!

AW YEAAAAAH! CLEARED LEVEL ONE! ALL THREE AMON’S ARE DEAD. GO ME.

THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND LEVEL, BUT IT’S ALREADY PRETTY INTENSE. THREE AMON’S ARE CURRENTLY CHASING ME. GET AWAY, SHOO!

THEY’RE STILL COMING AFTER ME?!?!?!

THEY GOT TO ME. I’M DEAD. KANEKI IS DEAD. I REPEAT KANEKI IS DEAD.

Things I love about Camila Cabello

first off her voice

like okay yeah ive heard raspy voices but CAMILA OH MY GOD. okay its perfect. The way she changes it all the time in live version and stuff like okay love me. And her laugh. Dear God her laugh. Makes me so happy. I can’t.

can we talk about the hand thing while she sings i mean 

but wait theres more

or how about when greets the cameras and its so cute

i cant even express it

BUT THEN SHE DOES THIS THING AND PUCKERS HER LIPS LIKE OKAY DO YOU WANT ME TO KISS YOU BC I WILL 

BUT THEN SHE BLOWS YOU A KISS LIKE OKAY LET ME CATCH IT

 OH BUT THEN SHE WINKS AND I JUST DIE

WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY

i dont even know what this is though but okay love me

oh but then she does that thing with her hair like 

but then this

 

BUT THEN THERES THE CUTE LITTLE TWIRL SHE DOES LIKE OKAY

but then the shoulder shrug like do you know you’re cute 

but then she does stuff like this i dont even know what this is but its adorable

the dances she does though

have we talked about the lip bite yet?

oh but then she does that thing you know the thing with her tongue

what

is

this

okay

serious time

shes just stunning i mean look at her

i dont even know what this is but its cute as hell

what about this

then theres this okay

There’s obviously a lot about Camila that i love. Her personality is just wonderfull. She’s so bubbly and giddy and full of joy and it makes me smile so much. She cares so much about us, her fans. She tries so hard and sometimes i get worried because i dont want her to get lost. I’m scared that she’ll soon get caught up in this and come crashing down. But I honestly love her to death. I wish Icould show her how much she means to me. I just want to be her friend, be there for her. She seems so humble, so real, so passionate and I love that about her. She makes me so happy. I don’t know. I’m not going to say that she saved my life and be cliche, because she didnt really save my life. She just gave me reasons to be happy, gave me reasons to smile. She gave me my own strength. She showed me that it is going to be okay. She gave me the strength to save my own life. She showed me the beauty in life. I love her to the moon, around it 7 million times and then back to earth. She’s such a great person and I love her for that. 

double standards piss me off to no end bc at men are like “WOW SHE SLEEPS WITH TOO MANY PEOPLE SHE’S A SLUT I DON’T WANT TO DATE A SLUT!” but then they get offended when a girl doesn’t wanna sit on their dick just bc they did a few nice things for them and they say shit like “SHE’S PUT ME IN THE FRIENDZONE WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  it’s like girls are either sluts bc they say yes, or you’ve been “friendzoned” bc they said no, is there even an in between? 

imagine sherlock and john watching some cheesy late night film on tv together (of course sherlock is making comments about how ridiculous the whole thing is but john insisted that it would be worth the try)

and towards the middle sherlock turns to john ready to make another smart remark but he sees him asleep in his chair so he just sighs softly and goes to get him a blanket and quietly turns off the tv

Tyrannosaurus Rex and other things that are scary

There’s nothing to see and
your voice drops like
atom bombs on gently rolling hills and
the longer you laugh the more
I realize something is seriously wrong
with me.

And you think smiling is overrated but
never explain why and
I seem to have a problem in
any situation and
I seem to keep running towards the light like
a stupid fucking moth and
when I dream I see colors that have no
name and
wake up in pools of my own semen and
I think
‘what the hell is happening?’

Just finger back.

It’s cold and
it’s only November and
where is June when you need it because
I’m unconscious most of the day and
I turn to page 121 of my life
where it says
‘and Jacob laughed a deep laugh from
the bottom of his feet and
he rattled his whole body up against
the sky and the sun washed his face
in a terrible squint but
nothing at that moment mattered more
than faking
how he was getting by.’

There’s a world map in my bedroom and
I want to see it all.