aries: get to tHE FUKCIN POINT OBH MY GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE 10000 YEARS TO SAY SOMETHING THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 10 SECONDS
taurus: should I have leftovers tonight or order takeout… Thai and vietnamese are healthy but, pizza sounds pretty good too… maybe a bottle of wine…are you still talking to me… I’ll just pretend I need to go to the bathroom. ..
gemini: *talks continuously without giving the other person time to reply, basically says whatever pops into their head, doesn’t care if the other person is interested*
cancer: I give and I give, listen and listen, I am so nice and caring, when are they going to ask about me? I am literally the most kind, gentle, pure, underappreciated person in the universe *wipes tear*
leo: *checks out self on any and every reflective surface* nice. Wait, did you just ask me a question? Finally, I get to talk about (myself) something interesting.
virgo: *sweats nervously and/or judges the other person ruthlessly* It’s either ‘wow, what an idiot,’ or ‘I hope I didn’t sound like an idiot’
libra: pretends to listen politely while resisting the urge to stick a pencil in their own eye to escape from the sheer bordom/stupidity, out loud: “wow, that’s so interesting” *eye twitch*
scorpio: fukc, this is boring why is everyone so boring what’s the point of small talk yes suzan it’s hot outside it is the middle of the fucking summer tfti now would you do the world a favor and go play in traffic
sagittarius: *laughs* “that’s hilarious” inside: I hope a horde of wildabeast tramples this fucking fool so that no one has to listen to them talk ever agin fuck *laughs some more*
capricorn: how does this apply to me? Wait, it doesn’t. What a waste of time.
aquarius: disagrees even though they don’t actually disagree and then argues just to prove how smart (they think) they are
pisces: literally having the most awesome narcissistic daydream ever, doesn’t even pretend to pay attention
[technically a shitpost but check mercury/third house]
So, on one hand, I agree that it’s hilarious that werewolves in stories consistently forget about the full moon. On the other hand, I can’t believe the hypocrisy of me (or any of us) being like, “oh wow, what kind of idiot doesn’t remember this thing that consistently happens every month and has serious consequences. ha ha ha.” I mean, before one notices the speck in a fictional werewolf’s eye, one must take stock of how many pairs of underwear one has ruined.
Aries: get to tHE FUKCIN POINT OBH MY GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE 10000 YEARS TO SAY SOMETHING THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 10 SECONDS
Taurus: should I have leftovers tonight or order takeout… Thai and vietnamese are healthy but, pizza sounds pretty good too… maybe a bottle of wine…are you still talking to me… I’ll just pretend I need to go to the bathroom. ..
what if Amras was one of the ones who turned aside at Sirion
Oh right sure Anon, like Sirion wasn’t enough of a clusterfuck.
He could not put his finger on what it was that broke him.
Not the screams or the flames or the blood in his hair and in his mouth, not the pain of his wounds, or the certain knowledge that this was as futile as anything else they’d ever done.
Not the moon-faced soldier he gutted like the fish her knife had been designed to clean - if he could not slaughter fisherfolk he’d have burnt at Losgar with his twin.
Not the unpaved roads and rude driftwood huts they fought in. Menegroth had been splendid in its ruin and they could pretend to be the same, but this deed was as pathetic as the defences Sirion mustered against them.
All he knew was that when his blade bit bone and slipped from his grasp, he let it fall and did not pick it up.
“no. i believe in free will. i think we make our own decisions and carry out our own actions. and our actions have consequences. the world is what we make it. but I think sometime we can ask god to help us and he will. sometime i think he looks down and say, ‘wow, look what those idiots are up to now. i guess i better help them along a little’.”
green @ age 11, watching red trip over air and fall on his ass: haha. wow. what are you, an idiot?? green @ age 21, same situation: all right buddy!
👏 don’t panic! ❗️🖐 i got my fanny pack on!
👜 disinfectant and hello skitty band aids raring to go!
💊 pick your favorite so i can put it on your cut and give it the biggest smooch of its short life. 💞💯
YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE BUYING
i7 Stylus is a 10” Windows 10 tablet that I just bought for
portable light sketching and painting purpose. It’s affordable with
the price tag of $300. There are many things I like about this product
while it has MANY, MAJOR FLAWS. Here I
will report everything I discovered so far.
IPS type panel with wide view angle. Standard-gamut with horrible color space coverage of 67%
sRGB, 46% AdobeRGB. Cuts off around the far ends of green, blue, purple and red areas. Not so much for yellow and orange.
backlight. 400cd/m^2 at max. No flicker at low brightness
level. 120 cd/m^2 is at about 30%.
point 6600K, decent but still cooler than ideal.
Tone Response Curves look very good. Almost dead straight.
Average deltaE is merely 0.17. This is kinda amazing, it explains the straight TRC performance described above. Despite its small color space coverage, whatever it can display, it displays them super accurately. You don’t really need to calibrate it. As a result, it produces not rich, but very clean color, leaving me the impression of Microsoft Surface Pro 4, even though the SP4s have nearly perfect screens. You might want to be careful not to use extremely saturated color when drawing, because it cannot reflect those.
glossy, super reflective!
PEN & TOUCH
Penabled display. The same technology of the old Cintiq line.
Compatible with a zoo of weird pens!
stylus has 1 side switch. I use my Cintiq 18SX’s 2 switch stylus
(THE BEST OF ALL. Model: UP911E-02DD, available on Amazon.).
stylus has 1024 level pressure sensitivity. My trusty 18SX stylus
has 512, but you won’t tell the differences. They both worked well
display surface is a bit slippery. Use Wacom felt pen nibs to
10 point touchscreen. Works better after the removal of the included
screen protector sheet (it has bubbles under it -_-). It doesn’t
cooperate with Wacom’s stylus – no hard-wired palm rejection. Windows 10 can do this for you – search in Cortana for “Pen Settings”, check “Ignore touch input when I’m using my pen”. To turn it
off completely, in Device Manager, disable “HID-compliant touch screen”.
wise, under Ubuntu 16.04.1, 1 of 2 side switches of my 18SX stylus
would not function. No dice with xsetwacom and xinput. When stylus
and touch both activated at the same time system locks up for a
while. I’ve reported this to linuxwacom project.
SPEED & STORAGE
It call itself i7, but it’s a dirty trick. It actually has Core m3-6Y30, 4GB RAM, HD Graphics 515. I feel no slowdown at all when
drawing an A3 300dpi picture in Krita.
64GB M.2 SSD. It reads like a rabbit and writes like a turtle. Boots
up system in a flash, but when Windows 10 is undoing
updating itself, you can feel that writing queue is lining up
straight to Uranus.
a MicroSD card slot. Storage space is not an issue.
3 hours + under stress running time, at 30% brightness level (120cd/m^2). Lasts forever when browsing webpages. Gets red hot when you are both charging and running 3Dmarks9000 on it.
adapter not included
in the official package list. At least not in China where its
DC 12V 3.5x1.35mm jack. Good luck finding that! In China you must
give them 5/5 and put up photos on the distributor’s online shop to
I scavenged an adapter from a dead router and gave them 2/5.
I was writing this report, they phoned
me one for free anyway.)
1 USB Type-C connector. You may charge it through this connector, but your charger must have 5V2A standard USB power output to do that. QuickCharge(QC) devices and alike are not guaranteed to charge it unless their non-QC, conventional mode can output 2A. Also, it seems to charge only when you plug it in after the machine is booted into the system. If you connect its USB-C before turning it on, it might not boot. USB-C connect does not support startup disk.
documents, no tech support, no drivers
Chinese version. They
are serious about national equality here.
No. Quickstart Guide does not count as a legit piece of document. The
on a 3rd party, Chinese equivalent of dropbox as
like a p0rn
Very unprofessional. If you are
going to install Windows anew, you’ll
need to find your own drivers. (Search
for: Intel Driver Update Utility / Wacom Feel Driver / Realtek High
Definition Audio Driver)
keyboard is detachable. In tablet mode it feels very light weight to be hold in one hand. Unlike Cintiq 13HD, this one I can use for a long time without having sore in my arms. The keyboard itself is very well made too. The whole frame is cut out
from a piece of metal, probably steel. No squeaking sound. Super steady. Very heavy. Holds
up the screen nicely. Definitely one of the best in this size.
major usability issues. Instead
of using software to handle the gestures, it seems to embed the
recognition in the hardware and send out keyboard signals when it
thinks your movement is a gesture. Very easy to misfire commands like minimize all windows, zoom, swipe and
task view. There is no way you can turn it off. Just don’t let your fingers go near its edge.
earphone jack packs a punch. The
audio chip is
the infamous Realtek ALC283. This
no right to drive my Etymotic ER4B loud (you
But it did! At
only 25% of the volume, too!
an amp chip in it? It sounds quite musical for
a cheap tablet,
have to write about this. What
a strange breed of product we got here.
Has 2 cameras, each on both sides. The sensors are OV2680 and OV5648, controlled by intel Imaging Signal Processor 2500. They are absolutely crap. You got nothing but noises. Probably not good enough to provide evidence of a crime scene. :P
Audio jack and power adapter jack look exactly the same. I often plug the power adapter connector into the audio jack. Although it doesn’t bring any danger because of the structure, it still makes me like an idiot.
what a piece of crap! But at the end of the day, it’s better than
joking. Despite all those problems, I still love this product. It’s
very well built and doesn’t feel cheap at all. Nothing
top-notch but all good enough for my target purpose - portable sketching.
At the price of $300, I consider my money well spent.
still, I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT FOR NON-TECH ARTISTS. You must know how
to deal with its atrocities. Otherwise, YOU GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME,
Okay so my fricking ask box wasn’t open when these lovely people @snowbazzledazzle@laviedunepatateetduncorset@devinisnotokay tried to send me an ask so I am so s o r r y that I am not the sharpest crayon in the box please forgive my stupidity and now send me an ask because I think I fixed it. If not I’m quitting tumblr because I obviously cannot handle the responsibility of being a good parent to my blog.
Summary:When Louise invites Dan and Phil to a Halloween masquerade ball, Phil suggests they go alone. Dan doesn’t expect much to happen, until Phil kisses him. Now, Phil’s on a hunt to find the boy he kissed. The twist? He doesn’t know it was Dan. Word Count:2,345 Warnings:Recreational drinking, anxiety attack EXCERPT: “Well,” Dan panicked. “There are a lot of guys on this list. How are you gonna narrow it down?”
Phil sipped at his coffee before taking the list back. “I have my criteria.” At Dan’s raised eyebrow, Phil elaborated. “He was a guy. There’s half the guest list right there. And he was tall, so that gets rid of Tyler. And then, since there’s only a few people left.” Phil giggled maniacally. If someone didn’t believe it was possible to laugh maniacally, Dan was redirecting them to Phil. “I’ll figure it out.”