wow ur so perfect

hello my dear, deer

JILY CHALLENGE | @professormoony v @jamesptter

theme: relationship milestones 

prompt: at first James and Lily don’t know how to do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing, but James acts less than smooth shouting compliments to her as she passes through the Common Room like “YOUR EYES ARE DAZZLING ME FROM OVER HERE LOVE” and “LOOK AT THAT SMALL INSIGNIFICANT HABIT OF LILYS WOW GUYS SHES SO PERFECT HEY LILY UR PERFECT”

notes: this is just james struggling to be a human being tbh. sorry i’m late :( for some reason it wouldn’t let me post anything which sucked 

“Evans you are seriously so beautiful it makes me feel like I’m going to die.”

“Stop,” Lily says. She doesn’t look away from the chess game but her disapproval is radiating off her in what feels like literal waves. “You are distracting me from destroying Black at chess.”

Sirius pulls a face at her and moves his knight forward. James barely resists pointing out the many other, better moves he could have made instead (only because he is loyal to Lily and her goals – especially when they are related to beating Sirius.)

“Sirius is destroying himself,” he says instead. “Do you even care that I’m dying?”

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I have this headcanon that at first James and Lily don’t know how to do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing, but Lily introduces James as her bf and holds his hand and whatever, you know, just handles it like most normal people would manage the situation

James on the other hand acts somewhat less smoothly…

He would shout compliments to her as she passes through the Common Room like “LILY YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TODAY, EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND” and “YOUR EYES ARE DAZZLING ME FROM OVER HERE LOVE” and “LOOK AT THAT SMALL INSIGNIFICANT HABIT OF LILYS WOW GUYS SHES SO PERFECT HEY LILY UR PERFECT”

Lily would be like “ur a dolt potter” and roll her eyes, or she’d march up to him and cover his mouth with her hand because “oh my god James -look, thank you love- but for merlin’s sake you’re disturbing everyone” but the rest of the Gryffindors don’t mind because they can all see her  smile as she’s blushing and are all just thinking fiNALLY

anonymous asked:

i saw ur selfie on closetedsapphicopinions and WOW ur skin is actually perfect and ur hair looks so soft and you have tbe sweetest smile like ever probably

oh my goodness…..thank you so much! i’m sorry i didn’t answer this sooner but i never check my ask box because i never get asks! so thank you!!

  • me online: wow i love u all so much!!! ur all so wonderful and perfect to me and i am so proud of you! im ur dad now okay??? drink lots of water and sit up straight, u adorable lil nugget you!!!
  • me irl: i fucking hate everyone and want to die