Anyways, my friend was telling me about how she went to this party and everyone tried to greet her, but she just got really serious and said “I’m motherfuckin’ starboy” before turning around and leaving immediately and I was like “wow that’s the most Derek Malik Nurse thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life” so I present to you:
Nursey literally does this for two weeks straight after the song comes out because he thinks he’s funny or something and everyone is so fed up w him but lowkey, Dex thinks it’s dumb and funny and cute and will like snicker every time Nursey does it so uhhhh he continues doing it just to make Dex laugh. Okay now fastforward a few months, they’re dating, Dex does not find it funny anymore.
Summary: Your girl Nega hooks you up with Wade Wilson.
The bar was dingy as fuck.
Fuck it was downright biowaste, but it was the place your date picked. And now you were questioning the whole damn thing.
Cursing Nega under your breath for setting you up with her ‘friend’, you hustled into the bar and looked down at your phone. Quickly you texted the number of Wade Wilson, the man you had been talking to on and off for the last week and a half.
A second later, your cell buzzed. “Holy shit you’re way hotter in person. Fuck me.”
I am so so sorry this took me so long to make, wow. If I’m being 100% honest, I started off pretty good, then procrastinated a bit and forgot about it for a while, but I remembered to upload it today and here we are! Anyways, I hope you like it! And again, I’m sorry I took 800 years.
I just thought of this and it sounds good in my head, but could u do a kylo imagine where the reader gets taken by the first order & is in the interrogation type room (like where Poe/Rey were) & reader is kinda scared bc ur preggos with kylos baby (u got pregnant when he was Ben or something) & he’s like who’s the father? And u say Ben Solo, but he’s gone now. And I don’t know where to go from there so u take it away lol. Wow sorry this is so lengthy
A/N~ Apologies for how long this took writing has been tough for me these past couple months. Anyways I’m not really sure how good this’ll be because I have no idea how to write pregnancy and its been a good minuet since I’ve written some thing long like this. Please ignore any mistakes (I’ll fix them later. For now I need to stop looking at this) hope ya’ll like it!
If the doctor back on base could see you now you assume she’d be furious. Three balanced meals a day, light exercise, and plenty of rest. It was good advice for a woman like yourself eight months pregnant, and you followed those directions perfectly except for one. Rest. You couldn’t sit idly while the resistance moved so quickly around you.
Yellow Squadron denied every one of your requests or rather demands to let you join them on missions, but it never stopped you from asking one more time. Out of pure luck they’d finally said yes. The rebellion had received
of unregistered spacecraft loitering in the outer rim. There was reason to believe The First Order was behind it. An organization that had been around for quite some time but only in the past few months had they really surfaced and become a threat. Yellow squadron’s job was to go out take a look around and come right back. A scouting mission is what they called it and they must have figured the mission would be easy enough for you to come along, for the ride if nothing else. It was supposed to be easy, it was supposed to be safe.
Word count: 15.5K || Drabble Summery: The reasons to why he saved your life all those times were selfish;
he just wanted peace of mind for himself. You were completely oblivious to this
part, and with the innocence Yoongi was amazed to find you possess, you
believed with your whole heart that all those times he helped you made him your
guardian angel. Yoongi almost chocked on air when he heard you say that to your
friend over the phone the first time you voiced your feelings, feeling like a
total idiot for going those lengths for you. Demon!AU
Inspired by this prompt. It was meant to be a small, harmless piece and lol this happened.
Being a demon was actually a pretty challenging job. Human
used to think it’s easy, just wondering around, possessing bodies and making
them kill themselves or worse, kill others. All those stories are very nice,
but false. Human heard of the existence of demons from strong hearted travelers
who grew constantly tired from chasing beasts; of course those kinds of people
won’t spill everything over beer at the local bar. The locals asked questions
involving horrible deeds they didn’t want to associate with other humans, and
when the travelers stared and drank more, they got a go to spreading such weird
Now, Yoongi wasn’t a patient man to begin with, but when he
hears ridiculous stories about his kind his blood boils. He frowned, wondering
if he even had blood to boil. He was never hurt by demon hunters and he only
heard stories of demons dying in a cloud of their own mist, but he never heard
anything about demons shedding blood. Yoongi eyed the fork that stood in the
small silver wear basket on the table in front of him, wondering if he should
try his luck with it. It’s deeply doubted that this kind of cheap silver would
even harm him, if he ever dared to try.
He reached his hand out and curiosity almost killed the cat
right there. Luckily for him, you chose that exact moment to walk through the
Yoongi sighed and watched you as you took a seat at your
favorite table at the little café, waving the barista who already knew you way
too well to get your usual made for you. Yoongi watched the teenager behind the
counter nod at you with a smile, hands already reaching for what he needed
The truth was demons didn’t walk around doing whatever they
wanted. They had a purpose, a very clear one. Every generation each demon is
given a name of a newborn human, craved with fire on the inside of their wrist.
The demon then must find the human born into that name, and hunt them until
they’re scared enough for the devil to be pleased. Sometimes it ends with the
human’s death – from crossing the too-scared line, or suicide, mostly - and
sometimes, it ended with a pleased demon that got to live a relatively peaceful
life as the name on his wrist gets crossed off. When either of those options happens,
the demon gets to live a short human life until their next target is born,
usually decades older.
Yoongi craved to be at peace again. The thing is, he was
good at being scary, and most humans that were chosen for him ended up dead. One
girl got a heart attack on him, the boy tried to end his life about five times
before he got it right. In his entire life, Yoongi got only two shots at being
human. This cycle was somewhat strange to him, but that’s how Yoongi felt.
That’s how most demons felt. He got to meet a few, unpleasant demons who just
enjoyed getting their human into such despair they actually killed themselves
willingly, those demons finding the devil in hopes of not living as humans not
even for a second.
Yoongi never got that, actually. Demons can’t be seen by
humans but they share the same world as them, it seems like an awfully lonely
life. Of course Yoongi was a loner even in his human time, but he enjoyed the
world as much as he could. He got to screw around and drink until he couldn’t
feel his body anymore. He even had an episode of experiencing with different
kinds of drugs, since he couldn’t take any as a demon. He lived the human life
he was given to their fullest. That’s why he always made an effort to keep his
humans alive after he’s done with them, handling them with somewhat soft
Hinata: Kageyama thanks for taking me on this really romantic date. And to top it all off with sitting on the hillside and watching the stars, you know Kageyama, I- Kageyama: I need to pee is there a bathroom anywhere around here Hinata: Way to ruin the moment
Daichi: So your profile listed your hobbies as, uh, me. Sugawara: You know it Daichi: How can you… have you been stalking me?
Kuroo: So, do you come here often? Tsukishima: No. Never. I travelled hours to see you. Why would I come here often?
Oikawa: Can you believe that it took us this long to go on a date, Iwaizumi? Iwaizumi: This is our wedding. We’re getting married. What the hell are you talking about? Oikawa: All those years waiting for you to take me on a date. Wow.
Nishinoya: Where should we go on our first date? What about an amusement park? Or the movie theatre? Or maybe we should- Asahi: These all sound like things you’re too small to get in to and you need an adult looking person around to get in to Nishinoya: Nuh uh Asahi: Are you dating me to get in to R rated movies Nishinoya: …..maybe
Akaashi: Bokuto-san the whole point of a petting zoo is that you’re supposed to pet the animals Bokuto: There was absolutely nothing on the farm that said you can’t take the animals home Akaashi: Look, I can understand you trying to get away with stealing a hamster, you literally tried to hide a goat in your backpack Bokuto: Yeah, so? He wanted to come with me. Akaashi: You were leading him on with a handful of food Bokuto: WELL AT LEAST SOMEBODY WANTED TO HOLD MY HAND
Mattsun: So, date, where are we going? Makki: It’s 2017 Mattsun everyone just @#:$’s on the first date now. Mattsun: Oh. Well. Yeah okay. Okay I’ll give you that one. Makki: I don’t know what you expected off of grindr Mattsun: Look don’t think about it
ANYWAYS i reached a really small compared to my other mutuals’ follower goal today and i wanted to share my thanks? so i’m gonna thank all of my mutuals (under the cut) as a way to do that (i guess?) !!! thank you so, so much for 150+ followers !!!