wow this took so long to do

in a very rare and unexpected bout of inspiration, i made some pixel art for the first time in forever!!  

theyre havin a walk on the beach i suppose lol 🏖️✨


Look, I know I’m not funny, okay?

Anyways, my friend was telling me about how she went to this party and everyone tried to greet her, but she just got really serious and said “I’m motherfuckin’ starboy” before turning around and leaving immediately and I was like “wow that’s the most Derek Malik Nurse thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life” so I present to you:

Nursey literally does this for two weeks straight after the song comes out because he thinks he’s funny or something and everyone is so fed up w him but lowkey, Dex thinks it’s dumb and funny and cute and will like snicker every time Nursey does it so uhhhh he continues doing it just to make Dex laugh. Okay now fastforward a few months, they’re dating, Dex does not find it funny anymore.  


Deadpool x Reader

Warnings: It’s fucking Deadpool. 

Summary: Your girl Nega hooks you up with Wade Wilson. 

Originally posted by my-daily-space

The bar was dingy as fuck.

Fuck it was downright biowaste, but it was the place your date picked. And now you were questioning the whole damn thing.

Cursing Nega under your breath for setting you up with her ‘friend’, you hustled into the bar and looked down at your phone. Quickly you texted the number of Wade Wilson, the man you had been talking to on and off for the last week and a half.

“I’m here.”

A second later, your cell buzzed. “Holy shit you’re way hotter in person. Fuck me.”

Another buzz. “Full disclosure, I have a boner.”

Another buzz. “Also my penis is big.”

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Art Trade with @papayapart

I am so so sorry this took me so long to make, wow. If I’m being 100% honest, I started off pretty good, then procrastinated a bit and forgot about it for a while, but I remembered to upload it today and here we are! Anyways, I hope you like it! And again, I’m sorry I took 800 years. 

Please Do Not Edit/Repost, Thanks!

Dead Man {Kylo Ren x Reader}

Request~  I just thought of this and it sounds good in my head, but could u do a kylo imagine where the reader gets taken by the first order & is in the interrogation type room (like where Poe/Rey were) & reader is kinda scared bc ur preggos with kylos baby (u got pregnant when he was Ben or something) & he’s like who’s the father? And u say Ben Solo, but he’s gone now. And I don’t know where to go from there so u take it away lol. Wow sorry this is so lengthy

A/N~ Apologies for how long this took writing has been tough for me these past couple months. Anyways I’m not really sure how good this’ll be because I have no idea how to write pregnancy and its been a good minuet since I’ve written some thing long like this. Please ignore any mistakes (I’ll fix them later. For now I need to stop looking at this) hope ya’ll like it!

If the doctor back on base could see you now you assume she’d be furious. Three balanced meals a day, light exercise, and plenty of rest. It was good advice for a woman like yourself eight months pregnant, and you followed those directions perfectly except for one. Rest. You couldn’t sit idly while the resistance moved so quickly around you. 

Yellow Squadron denied every one of your requests or rather demands to let you join them on missions, but it never stopped you from asking one more time. Out of pure luck they’d finally said yes. The rebellion had received intel of unregistered spacecraft loitering in the outer rim. There was reason to believe The First Order was behind it. An organization that had been around for quite some time but only in the past few months had they really surfaced and become a threat. Yellow squadron’s job was to go out take a look around and come right back. A scouting mission is what they called it and they must have figured the mission would be easy enough for you to come along, for the ride if nothing else. It was supposed to be easy, it was supposed to be safe.

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Word count: 15.5K || Drabble
Summery: The reasons to why he saved your life all those times were selfish; he just wanted peace of mind for himself. You were completely oblivious to this part, and with the innocence Yoongi was amazed to find you possess, you believed with your whole heart that all those times he helped you made him your guardian angel. Yoongi almost chocked on air when he heard you say that to your friend over the phone the first time you voiced your feelings, feeling like a total idiot for going those lengths for you. Demon!AU

Inspired by this prompt. It was meant to be a small, harmless piece and lol this happened.


Being a demon was actually a pretty challenging job. Human used to think it’s easy, just wondering around, possessing bodies and making them kill themselves or worse, kill others. All those stories are very nice, but false. Human heard of the existence of demons from strong hearted travelers who grew constantly tired from chasing beasts; of course those kinds of people won’t spill everything over beer at the local bar. The locals asked questions involving horrible deeds they didn’t want to associate with other humans, and when the travelers stared and drank more, they got a go to spreading such weird stories.

Now, Yoongi wasn’t a patient man to begin with, but when he hears ridiculous stories about his kind his blood boils. He frowned, wondering if he even had blood to boil. He was never hurt by demon hunters and he only heard stories of demons dying in a cloud of their own mist, but he never heard anything about demons shedding blood. Yoongi eyed the fork that stood in the small silver wear basket on the table in front of him, wondering if he should try his luck with it. It’s deeply doubted that this kind of cheap silver would even harm him, if he ever dared to try.

He reached his hand out and curiosity almost killed the cat right there. Luckily for him, you chose that exact moment to walk through the door.

Yoongi sighed and watched you as you took a seat at your favorite table at the little café, waving the barista who already knew you way too well to get your usual made for you. Yoongi watched the teenager behind the counter nod at you with a smile, hands already reaching for what he needed automatically.

The truth was demons didn’t walk around doing whatever they wanted. They had a purpose, a very clear one. Every generation each demon is given a name of a newborn human, craved with fire on the inside of their wrist. The demon then must find the human born into that name, and hunt them until they’re scared enough for the devil to be pleased. Sometimes it ends with the human’s death – from crossing the too-scared line, or suicide, mostly - and sometimes, it ended with a pleased demon that got to live a relatively peaceful life as the name on his wrist gets crossed off. When either of those options happens, the demon gets to live a short human life until their next target is born, usually decades older.

Yoongi craved to be at peace again. The thing is, he was good at being scary, and most humans that were chosen for him ended up dead. One girl got a heart attack on him, the boy tried to end his life about five times before he got it right. In his entire life, Yoongi got only two shots at being human. This cycle was somewhat strange to him, but that’s how Yoongi felt. That’s how most demons felt. He got to meet a few, unpleasant demons who just enjoyed getting their human into such despair they actually killed themselves willingly, those demons finding the devil in hopes of not living as humans not even for a second.

Yoongi never got that, actually. Demons can’t be seen by humans but they share the same world as them, it seems like an awfully lonely life. Of course Yoongi was a loner even in his human time, but he enjoyed the world as much as he could. He got to screw around and drink until he couldn’t feel his body anymore. He even had an episode of experiencing with different kinds of drugs, since he couldn’t take any as a demon. He lived the human life he was given to their fullest. That’s why he always made an effort to keep his humans alive after he’s done with them, handling them with somewhat soft gloves.

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prompts for writing

feel free to use any of these! 

send in requests!

1. “Your hair is so soft..” 

2. “It’s too cold! Come back!”

3. “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.”

4. “C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working.”

5. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

6. “Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go.”

7. “What? does that feel good?”

8. “Just pretend to be my date.”

9. “He/She did it.” “No he/she did.”

10. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

11. “It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”

12. “No no–it’s alright, come here.”

13. “I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to have to suffer by yourself again, I promise.”

14. “Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone.”

15. “If I could, I would kiss away all of your scars.”

16. “I think I might be falling in love with you.”

17. “Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day.”

18. “It’s not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger.”

19. “Mmm.. you’re warm.”

20. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this..”

21. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with..”

22. “No, you can’t get up! You’re my prisoner for today.”

23. “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was really.”

24. “You know I’m/we’re always here for you, right?”

25. “Please talk to me about it.”

26. “You have something in you hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?”

27. “I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..”

28. “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn’t want to wake you.”

29. “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”

30. “Are you wearing my shirt?“

31. “Wanna, like–I mean, if you’re not busy.. We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”

32. “So I was driving past a pet store and couldn’t help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home..”

33. “Let’s just stay in bed.”

34. “We live together. You can’t blame this on anyone else.”

35. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”

36. “Shooting star. Make a wish.“ 

37. “It’s beautiful, isn’t it?”

38. “Wow, you’re hot.“

39. “I want to marry you.”

40. “I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It’ll save water.”

41. “You’re just not the same anymore..”

42. “It’s midnight! Where the hell were you?”

43. “What the hell is your problem?!”

44. “Why do you run away from your problems all the time?”

45. “You can’t keep it all inside, you know? Bottling it up won’t do any good.”

46. “Hey, I know you’re hurting.. but, you’re not alone, okay?”

47. “I hate you! I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize that.”

48. “You lost your chance.”

49. “I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.”

50. “You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!”

51. “Calm down! You’re scaring me!”

52. “Don’t look at me like that.”

53. “Were you ever going to tell me?”

54. “I’m done trying to help you!” 

55. “Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”

56. “You didn’t call. You didn’t text. Nothing.”

57. “It isn’t up for debate.”

58. “I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired.”

59. “I’m fine. Stop asking.”

60. “I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me.”

61. “I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine.”

62. “Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”

63. “Is this how little you think of me?”

64. “I can’t do this anymore.. not with you.”

65. “Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!”

66. “You said you’d always be there for me… so how did this happened? Why weren’t you there?”

67. “Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?”

68. “I don’t need help! I just want the pain to stop!”

69. “We can be friends instead.”

70. “I tried to move on, but nobody is you.”

71. “Do I look like I’ve moved on?”

72. “I don’t remember a fight or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?”

73. “Can I at least buy you a coffee? For old times sake.”

74. “I can’t take the loneliness anymore.”

75. “What are you talking about? You’re married!”

76. “I feels like everyone just forgot I exist.”

77. “Maybe I’m meant to be alone.”

78. “I gave you your chance, and you just used it to stab me in the back.”

79. “I’ve been alone for so long..”

80. “But you promised..”

81. “Isn’t this, like, illegal?” “Probably.”

82. “You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.”“No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.”

83. “I have a feeling we should kiss.”“Is that a good feeling or a bad feeling?” 

84. “Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally. It’s just easier.”

85. "You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “I’m not jealous.”

86. “Were you ever going to tell me?”

87. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

88. “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.”

89. “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”

90. “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

91. “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

92. “I vote today be a pajama day.”

93. “You aren’t supposed to laugh! I’m embarrassed!”

94. “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

95. “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendship.”

96. “I saw that. You just checked me out.”

97. “Are you stupid or stupid?”

98. “How about you make me?”

99. “Do it. I dare you.”

100. “Rise and shine, motherfucker.”

101. “Well fuck me!" 

102. "Are you… Drunk?" 

103. "Walk it off." 

104. "Did you just go throw up?" 

105. "Could you turn it down? A bit? Maybe?" 

106. "Don’t drink that! I saw that guy slip something in there!" 

107. "Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!" 

108. "Quick, pretend your talking to me." 

109. "Could you hold my hand?" 

110. "You’re hiding under that blanket because you’re blushing?" 

111. "Can I kiss you?" 

112. "Quit looking at me with that stupid expression. You’re pissing me off." 

113. “ …Why? Why are you being… so nice to me? I can’t understand. I can’t understand! I just can’t understand… “ 

114. "Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be using cheesy pick up lines?" 

115. "You’re the perfect combination of sexy and cute." 

116. "You know I’ll kill him if he hurts you." 

117. "Can we please pretend I never said that?" 

118. "Forget the douche. He’s a dick. He’s a dickdouche." 

119. "You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!" 

120. "How ‘bout you stick it up your ass instead?" 

121. ”“Punched” is one word, “Fisted” is another.“ 

122. "Please! Leave me alone!" 

123. "It’s too late for you to be out by yourself." 

124. "You seem like a friendly face, mind if I sit with you?" 

125. "You made me this way." 

126. "I think about you all the time, it’s freaking annoying." 

127. "Bill Nye couldn’t even help you." 

128. "You left your shirt at my house. It’s mine now." 

129. "I just wanted to hear your voice." 

130. "I saw a shooting star and I thought of you.”

Haikyuu!! boys on first dates
Haikyuu!! boys on first dates

Hinata: Kageyama thanks for taking me on this really romantic date. And to top it all off with sitting on the hillside and watching the stars, you know Kageyama, I-
Kageyama: I need to pee is there a bathroom anywhere around here
Hinata: Way to ruin the moment

Daichi: So your profile listed your hobbies as, uh, me.
Sugawara: You know it
Daichi: How can you… have you been stalking me?

Kuroo: So, do you come here often?
Tsukishima: No. Never. I travelled hours to see you. Why would I come here often?

Oikawa: Can you believe that it took us this long to go on a date, Iwaizumi?
Iwaizumi: This is our wedding. We’re getting married. What the hell are you talking about?
Oikawa: All those years waiting for you to take me on a date. Wow.

Nishinoya: Where should we go on our first date? What about an amusement park? Or the movie theatre? Or maybe we should-
Asahi: These all sound like things you’re too small to get in to and you need an adult looking person around to get in to
Nishinoya: Nuh uh
Asahi: Are you dating me to get in to R rated movies
Nishinoya: …..maybe

Akaashi: Bokuto-san the whole point of a petting zoo is that you’re supposed to pet the animals
Bokuto: There was absolutely nothing on the farm that said you can’t take the animals home
Akaashi: Look, I can understand you trying to get away with stealing a hamster, you literally tried to hide a goat in your backpack
Bokuto: Yeah, so? He wanted to come with me.
Akaashi: You were leading him on with a handful of food

Mattsun: So, date, where are we going?
Makki: It’s 2017 Mattsun everyone just @#:$’s on the first date now.
Mattsun: Oh. Well. Yeah okay. Okay I’ll give you that one.
Makki: I don’t know what you expected off of grindr
Mattsun: Look don’t think about it

me? bad at graphics? yeah..

ANYWAYS i reached a really small compared to my other mutuals’ follower goal today and i wanted to share my thanks? so i’m gonna thank all of my mutuals (under the cut) as a way to do that (i guess?) !!! thank you so, so much for 150+ followers !!!

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