wow this one is really ugly

★*.✧ some random plot ideas for adult things ★*.✧

       'okay we used to be best friends and we promised we were gonna get married when we got older but we drifted apart after high school and now i got an invitation to your wedding and wait that’s not how it was supposed to go’ au

      ‘we promised we were going to write a tv show one day but we never did it because we grew apart but wait – didn’t i just hear these kids on the bus talking about a tv show that sounds a lot like our idea? wait, you are the one writing it? you do realize that story was half mine, right? i wANT MY MONEY’ au

       ‘you and i used to date but we broke up and it was really ugly and we stopped talking and now we bumped into each other after ten years and wow that kid sure does look a lot like – wait, how old is your kid? ten? oh. OH’ au

       ‘you are my new boss and fuck i feel like i know you from somewhere. wait, did you just say you are from said city? oh shit, you are the person i used to stalk when i was in high school. fuck please tell me you don’t remember me. oh damn you just used my high school nickname – i am fucked, aren’t i?’ au

       ‘we bumped into each other on the supermarket after several years and we were both dressed fancy so we assumed we were both wealthy so we agreed to go on a date but i am not rich, i actually work as a living mannequin on a store and i was on my break but i don’t want you to think that i am a loser so shit how do i pretend to be wealthy when i don’t even have money to – wait, you are not wealthy either?’ au 

        or the same au above except ‘wait, you are actually a multimillionaire and you are terrified about people using you for your money so you are happy to have met someone who gets it? shit now i can’t tell you the truth’ au

      and just – yOUNG ADULTS / ADULTS THINGS.

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Okay while I’m at it (i mean talking abt my art policy w someone laughs)
I would like to share this thing happened to me from months ago.
Something I rlly have to tell to all my followers or people who visit my page.

To begin with, I’m a really flexible kind of artist regarding my own art’s policies.

Use as icon? Use it. Use as header? Use it. Repost? Redraw? Trace? Reference? Yep, totally don’t mind, go ahead. I see those stuff as ways to appreciate my art, instead i would like laughs at it and “wow why would you like my ugly art cries, thanks tho.”
There is only one thing I ask from you all, “a credit”, yep, a link back to my tumblr. Or my twitter, or my name, just anything.

Because all I want is “respect and honesty” alright, you don’t need to ask my permission, but if you respect me & my art you surely would at least write down my name on the caption right?

Lol i became too sappy im sorry.
And well so, it’s not rare, but not often either for me to saw my art getting reposted. But this one particular haikyuu page in fb reposted my art without a credit to me. I wouldnt tell which art and which page bcs i don’t want problems. Please don’t look it up either i beg you.

Ok so, ofc my friend is like “haru isn’t this your art?” So I’m like “oh yes it is”
So i went to the page, and comment, kindly and politely, to put my link to tumblr on the caption. Thought, honestly, i wouldnt mind if they don’t do it either bcs if you see the comment section, the link is there, right there.
But this page, instead of choosing to just ignore the comment, which is already quite rude, choose to delete my comment.
My friends are like “whoa wtf, do u need a hand” but I’m too tired of shits already so I’m like “nah it’s cool.”

Ok, so, I’m no big artist, and I’m totally cool with this kind of thing. But it’s rlly unrespectful to the artist to do this kind of thing man. If you can’t support the artist by buying their stuff, commissing them, well excuse u, at least pls support them by respecting them.

To the admin of that page, i forgive you but please don’t do it anymore cries.

I’m sorry for rambling too much, i just feel like i need to make this post so some ppl would know all i want is my name written on the caption
Here have a KageHina :’) i haven’t been drawing so much lately cries //rolls away

Lee Taeyong: Pretty Boy


“Babe?”

No answer.

“…Babe?” Again, no answer from the boy who was sitting on the couch, laptop on his lap.

“Taeyong.” Yet again, you receive no response from your boyfriend. You were standing by the kitchen entrance, staring at him with a frown. Was he giving you some sort of silent treatment? But what did you even do?

You slowly approach him but then come to a sudden stop. You want to try and recall the events that happened between you, so that’s what you do.

Did anything happen this morning? I don’t think I did anything to upset him or make him mad, did I? I made him breakfast and we ate together… This afternoon… Oh! I remember! We went shopping and… we took selfies! Then I criticized him. I made fun of his photo taking skills. Also because the filters were ugly. Right. Oh Taeyong…

Earlier in the day, both of you decided to go shopping, getting information from your friend that there were sales going on. When you were inside one store, Taeyong asked you to join him in his mirror selfie and you happily agreed. In another, he had asked you again to take a selfie with him while standing in a section full of hoodies. You didn’t ask why and just joined him. The thing was, while the both of you went to go eat, you saw him editing your selfies from earlier and you pointed out that the filters were really ugly. Your criticism probably made him feel bad and upset. On the way home though, he looked fine. But once you reached home, he’s been in his whole world.

You sigh and walk towards him.

“Taeyongie…” His legs were spread out a bit so you stay between them. “I think I know why you’re upset.” You slowly lift up his chin with your hand as the other one rests on his shoulder. The laptop is the only thing blocking you from sitting on his lap. You look at each other and he’s giving you this soulless stare that kind of makes you regret approaching him.

“What.” He mumbles and avoids your gaze. “I’m busy.” You roll your eyes because you notice that he isn’t even doing anything on his laptop. His wallpaper, which is a photo of you both and your friend’s at his 21st birthday party, is being shown. Has he been staring at it the whole time? Waiting for you to come and talk to him?

“I, um… Sorry Tae. For judging you about the filters and stuff earlier. Please don’t beat yourself up over that, sweetheart.” You’re now cupping his cheeks and lightly running both your thumbs on his cheekbones. He doesn’t give you a reply, his eyes staring at his hands that are placed on top of his laptop.

“…How will you make it up to me?” He finally answers you, placing his laptop on the other side of the couch. He looks up to you but a frown is still on his face. “You made my mood down for the whole day, babe. How could you tell me that. You’re mean.” He mumbles sadly and leans back on the couch.

You let out a laugh and sit on his lap, your arms going around his neck. “I’m really sorry. I really didn’t think it would make you feel like this. It was my mistake. But hey, I’ll teach you how to take pictures with the right filters. You can count on me.” You wink. Taeyong rolls his eyes and places his hands on your sides. “Actually, you don’t even need to use a filter, you pretty boy.” You explain, grinning.

“…Can we take pictures now, then?” He asks, ready to bring out his phone from his pocket.

“Hm, later. After this.” Before Taeyong could talk again, you move closer to him and bring your lips to his, giving him a long and sweet kiss. You feel Taeyong squishing your sides and you squirm, making him chuckle.

Shortly after, you lean back and smile at him. “Forgiven?”

“Yeah, yeah. Forgiven. Can you teach me now?” Even if Lee Taeyong was upset over this little thing, he couldn’t really hold a grudge against you. He was always a softie for you. He would gladly learn from you (and be better at it so that he could tease you after).

“Give me your phone, then. Your girlfriend will show you how to take the best selfies ever.” Winking at the boy who was showing you an amused look, you move to his side. You hold his phone close to your faces, ready to take several photos of you together.

Taeyong eventually mastered the use of filters and his selfie skills. Now, he was teasing you. It was also your turn to give him frowns and a silent treatment the whole day. Oh, how the tables have turned.

Every Bit of It: Part One

Soulmate AU: Everyone has a line that starts from their ring finger that goes to their heart, and in the line is spells out the very frst thoughts you have about your soulmate.


Tyrannus Basilton Pitch hates his line. It’s just like everyone else, but there is only one word repeated over and over and over again. “Wow.” Am I really not more creative than that? Whoever my soulmate is better be “wow” worthy otherwise I will be pissed off. Then again, I’m pissed off a lot.

I wonder what other people’s lines say. Some just say “They’re beautiful,” where others say “Those shoes are ugly as hell.” I think it’s funny, the variety of thoughts that people can have about someone they are truly destined for. Not that I believe all this shit. My friend Agatha doesn’t have a line. When she was younger she wanted to get a tattoo of one, just to make her look normal, but since then the tattooing of the lines have become illegal. I guess there have been too many people in Agatha’s position where they get lines and steal soulmates from other people. Agatha isn’t like that though. She just wanted a line, no words, to make her look normal.

Work today is slow as a bitch. Why does no one want coffee? Coffee is great. I am debating getting some when the door dings open. Two people walk in, but the sun from outside blocks my view of them.

“Honesty, Simon, do you really need to go to every single store in London to find these bloody scones? I want to go home,” a girl’s voice said.

“Yes, Penny. You know I am addicted to them.”

I rolled my eyes. Wow, I thought. Scones? Then I froze. I thought wow. Is that..?

Simon and Penny walked up to the counter. “Hi! Do you have scones?”

“Um, yeah, what kind do you want?” I asked him, movements slow in case he realized that maybe I was his soulmate.

“Sour cherry,” he said. And then he froze. “Give us a minute will you?”

He dragged the girl away and whispered to her. His hands were moved everywhere, he gestured to where his line is, and he blushed when he realized I was staring at him. I got the sour cherry scones for him, I didn’t know how much he wanted so I just gave him five since they are sold in bundles of five. I waited for them at the counter. Penny went and sat down and he walked back to the counter. Holy shit. He’s really cute.

He has bronze curls and blue eyes. His face is covered in freckles and little moles and it’s the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while.

“I have five scones for you, do you want more?” I ask him.

“Five is good, but I would like your number,” he replies. Damn, he’s good.

“Let me get that for you..?”

“Simon. My name is Simon “Your Soulmate” Snow.“ He actually used finger quotes around "Your Soulmate.” He smirked like hell when he did that. Why did I feel like he should never smirk?

“That’s smooth, Snow. That’s smooth,” I whispered as I was writing my number on his receipt. “Now, just because you are my soulmate doesn’t mean you don’t have to pay for these scones and my number. That’ll be 3.49.”

“Does that include or not include your phone number?” He asked, handing me the money.

“My number costs one date with you.” I answered, handing him the scones and my number. “I’m off in an hour.”

“I’ll wait for you here,” he winked and walked back to Penny, who was silently recording the entire encounter.

“Did you get it?” Snow whispered just a little too loud.

Penny smiled. “Every bit of it.”

I don’t think I hate my line anymore.

Fire Emblem Fates Private Quarters sentence starters

“Did you need some music to relax to?”
“I would love to hear the story of how you fell in love…”

“I’m glad we’re finally getting the chance to know each other.”

“Is this about the thing I broke? I am SO sorry!”

“I brought you a snack…Oops.”

“thanks for inviting me over…and for not asking me to clean your room!”

“Thanks for always being so nice to me…”

“I know we’re friends, but I’m still happy to work for you.”

“I’ll always walk by your side. And hopefully not trip you constantly.”

“Care for a cup of tea? I brought a hot kettle just in case.”

“I though you might be famished, so I brought you some refreshments.”

“Do other guests get the same sterling treatment here?”

“When we’re together like this, it feels just like old times.”

“Would you mind if I hide out here awhile?”
“Thanks to you, I am still alive. Thank you, my friend.”

“I shall dedicate every waking moment to securing your health and happiness.”

“I hope you like talking about animal husbandry and cooking…”

“I’m not sure it’s good for me to be seen in here…”

“Teaching you to pick a lock won’t take long, but I gotta ask… Why?”

“I can think of a few people who’d hate to see us being friendly like this.”

“Y'know, if things had turned out differently, we could have really gotten to be friends.”

“I’m glad you invited me here. I really needed a break.”

“If this is how it is, I’ll get my slippers. We can all cuddle.”

“What’s with all the racket in here? Are you playing the drums or something?”

“Why did you invite me here again?”

“I finally feel like I can trust you. What? It’s a compliment!”

“I Really appreciate you offering to help. You give the best advice.”

“Your room is so nice… Thanks for giving me a tour.”

“If you don’t mind, maybe we could spend more time together. Is that selfish?”

“You make me want to try my hardest to be a better person!”

“You sent for me? Well, I’ve got a few questions to ask you too.”

“That seemed completely pointless, But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.”

“I’m sorry that you’re totally wrong about everything.“
“I know you wanted to talk to me about something, but I forgot what it was…”

“I wonder how you’d look in something new?”

“I don’t like being inside. I’d rather be outside training.”

“Shall I perform for you? Reciting poetry is one of my gifts…”

“My room was dark. You don’t mind if I sleep in here…do you?”

“Do you have anything to eat? I’m starving!

“I really miss my family sometimes…”
“Hey if you’re ever lonely… I’m here.”

“I’ve never felt so taken care of. I wouldn’t mind coming here more often…”

“Ok. Let’s hear your latest knock-knock joke. I hope it’s good.”

“You’re not going to lecture me on my temper again, are you?”

“I Brought some more face paint like you asked.”

“It’s brave to summon me when I’m all worked up. Are you ready to fight?”

“I’d be glad to help you with some chores. It’s no trouble at all…”

“Nothing is more important than training, but I suppose one must also rest every now and then.”

“Did you have a long day? Let me rub your head.”

“Just tell me who I need to kill to make you happy, sweetie.”

“What are you doing? You’re obviously not studying.”

“Are you ready for our tickle fight?”

“I’m planning to chat up some girls later. Mind if I run some lines by you?”
“This has been fun, but I need to get in some dance practice today.”

“You know what would look great on you? The blood of our enemies!”

“Next one I slay in battle is all for you!”
“You’re not going to make me play that game again, are you? I won fair and square!”

“I brought the poison like you asked. Do you want to taste it? A sip won’t kill you.”

“You didn’t summon me here to braid your hair, did you?”

“Who did you want to exact revenge on this time? Go ahead… you can tell me.”

“You seem nervous. Was this meant to be a date?”

“If you don’t have anything planned for tonight, I can think of a few suggestions…”

“It’s so revealing to see your room like this.”

“I’d offer to give you a massage, but…. I might break you.”

“You need a jar opened or something? No problem.”

“I am ready to administer Justice!”

“Tell me…. Does a vigorous romance keep you young at heart?”

“I hope you’re grateful to have such a safe haven.”

“I don’t know why…but I get exited every time you invite me over!”

“This was fun. Ok, bye.”

“Your room is looking really clean. Here. Let me sprinkle some dust around for you.”

“I’m ready to plan our next prank. So who’s the unlucky guy this time?”

“Kind of you to have me over. and not to clean, right?”

“May I assist you? We must keep your things in working order.”

“I’m here! Where are the appetizers? What kind of party is this?”

“It’s so weird to be a guest and not the host. I think I like it!”

“Your party games are the silliest. I’m taking notes…”

“I don’t need any divine insight to know we’ll always be friends.”

“I’m home! Are you going to ask me about my day now?”

“I’ve been rehearsing our duet. Should we do some vocal warm-ups?”

“Are you going to show me your drawing? I’d love to see your artwork.”

“Are you going to teach me that tune you were whistling?”
“I just clocked out. This won’t take long, will it?”

“Shall I brew you some coffee now? I could use some too.”

“I have up on a nap to come visit you… and I’m glad I did.”

“Are we here to chat, or is there something I should be apologizing for?”

“I’m glad we got to talk. It helps me forget about the bad stuff.”

“I picked some fragrant herbs for you… wanna smell?”

“So are we going to hang out…together?”

“Maybe i’ll bag a bear soon. I’ll bring it here if I do!”

“I came all the way here, so you better make it worth my while. A few cupcakes will do the trick.”

“Why would you invite me over during snack time? Snack time is sacred!”

“Let’s play! The floor is hot lava. Quick! Jump on the bed!”

“I didn’t realize this would be such an…informal…get-together”

“Is it customary for people to spend together time like this? I wasn’t aware…”

“You summon me here / For some poetry lessons. / Too bad you’re hopeless.”

“How very tranquil it is here. I wish the world was the same.”

“Wow. This room really IS a mess. You should really let me help.”

“I hope I’m the only one you invite back here….”

“I know I don’t NEED to put a spell on you…but I think I’m going to anyway.”

“May I look at your book collection again?”

“I wish you’d let me help you decorate. Some of these fabrics are so dreary!”

“All right, here’s my greatest beauty tip: love yourself, no matter what ugly things other people say.”

“Did you just invite me here to tease me… or what?”

“We’re not planning on staying up all night telling each other ghost stories, are we?”

“Anytime you want to clean, just ask me! We might find some lint!”

“Your room is huge! There’s tons of space to play!”

“I love hearing about your dreams.”

“I swear that when I achieve true transcendent power, I will use it in your service!”

“I’m here for my singing lessons. I know… I’m hopeless!”

“Do you want me to do the cheer-up dance? It will turn your frown upside down!”

“Whew…it’s hot in here! I’m just gonna take off my–Oh, sorry. Is that not appropriate?”

“You know what this place needs? Kitten posters!”

Dating Gukkie Includes...

Originally posted by nevermindmyg

—he would be SO SHY AT FIRST 😳

—a lot of blushing, nervous stuttering, and voice cracks when you’d try to engage conversation or even stand relatively close at first

—after what seemed like forever (give him about 3 months or so) he’d finally get us to your hugs, lingering hands, kisses, etc etc 😍😍

—singing you to sleep and playing with your hair as you softly cuddle into his chest 

—forehead, crown kisses, hand kisses and back hugs are his favorite things!! 😚

—him trying to be cute ALL THE TIME 

—an example;; “omg you’re hands are so small how cute!!1!!1” then he lifts up your hand for comparison to his and next thing you know he’s softly kissing your fingers and sending you his ever famous bunny smile as he giggles and WOWO IM IN LOVE

—he will not hesitate to spoil the shet outta you like he sees you eye a dress for three seconds and suddenly he’s gone and bought it within two seconds 💰💰

—pulling weird faces from across the room whenever you both make eye contact 😂

—knocking on your door at 2 AM seeing if you wanna go for a walk and when you ask why he’ll get all gushy and defensive and very quietly be like “I just— I missed you, is all…” 😶😶

—constantly messing around with the members together A LOT!!! 😝

—whenever his teasing gets outta hand you have to kindly step in before Jimin actually beats the shit outta him if he gets called short ONE MORE TIME 

—verbal teasing has become a regular thing the both of you do 😇

—wake up next to him and he’s like “wow, you look trashier than usual” and you reply with something just as fucked up like “mhm, really? you should take a look at yourself, hotshot." 

—"well, damn princess ;;;)))”

—"what? Like what you see? ;;;))))“

—”…actually no— if you would have let me finish my sentence, then you would have known that you look like absolute trash

—"oh, that’s great! I was trying to look like you today anyways :)))”

—your texting consist of the dankest of dank memes ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

—taking ugly surprise pictures of each other and only using it for blackmail purposes muahahahahah 😈

—vvv competitive with eachother1!! 

—everything he does you’ll always try to out beat him at it and vice versa for him; video games, singing, dancing, working out,, sex 😛💦 ANYTHING

—because of this little competitions break out and there is always a “consequence” for the loser

—literally, just two little trouble making kids just dating and making, even more, trouble together 😈😇

—constantly reassuring him that “yes, I still love you, kookie & no I will never stop loving you, kookie” cause he would be so insecure about every little thing that he does

—randomly showering him in compliments which result in him blushing and giggling and being super shy and his cute bunny smile shet ahh cutie!!

—YALL ARE BOTH HUGE NERDS OMFG

—talking about anime series, favorite comic heroes/series, movies/books that you two can both just fangirl about 🔥🔥

—dates where everything is just chill where you two can talk and have fun and enjoy each other more and just YEEES ☺️☺️☺️

—walks on the beach, star gazing, movie dates, coffee shop, picnics, road trips, dinner dates, breakfast dates, juuust really chiiiill dates m8 🔥☺️

—knowing whenever your in a mood just by the look of your face

—same thing implies with you to him

—and then the two of you doing everything you can to make the other smile or happy or tell them what’s wrong so they can  try and fix it woooooow what a caring bf 😍😍

—JEALOUS BEYOND THE MAX 😳

—he will fck shit up if some potential threat so much as fuckin looks at you at a club/party/event 😤🙅

—AND you can’t argue about it cause he’s literal perfection so you’re exactly like him whenever you two go out

—you will not hesitate to hastily pull him into a kiss just to spite other women that think they can have a slice of your bby boy nOooOpes!!! HE’S YOURS!

—usually, ends up having mind blowing jealousy sex in like the laundry room or something but shhh it’s lowkey 👀👅💦

—accident giggles between make out session cause he’s rlly rlly ticklish 😝

—lingering touches on your lower back, waist, and hips whenever you go out cause he wants everyone to know your his, but doesn’t want to smother either in their faces

—lowkey PDA (holding hands and pinky locking) at first, but once he gets comfortable he’ll sometimes full on make out with you BUT only with certain people like his members!!!

—HONESTLY, I FEEL LIKE THIS SHET WOULD BE LIKE A DOM BUT A FUCKIN SUB TOO???? idddkkk 😫😫

—he’d be so willing to fuck you hard, but at the same time if you want to pleasure him then he’d happily play the sub role

EXTREMELY kinky (you blame namjoon for it tbh)

—THIS BITCH WILL TRY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING SIMPLY CAUSE HE SAW IT ONLINE OR HEARD ABOUT HIS HYUNG DOING IT

—Thigh riding cause LOOK AT THEM 🔥🔥👀

—hand jobs <<<< blowjobs ✊💦👄

—rough sex >>>>> love making

—ALWAYS BRINGS A CONDOM WHEREVER HE GOES CAUSE HE DOESN’T AANT TO BE A BBYDADDY OR AT LEAST NOT RN THAT IS

—showering you with compliments as he slams himself into you deeper and harder every time 😝

—always calls you baby girl or bby but ONLY during steamy sexy time 😛

—other times when he’s being cute or needy he uses sweet stuff like honey, princess and/or darling ☺️☺️

—catching him staring at your breathtaking beauty all the time

—"what are you looking at, kookie?“

—"oh–oh… um, nothing… sorry…”

—finding little doodles and drawing scattered all over the place with little notes on the side of them like “hagd, princess” “I love you” “ur butt looks better than usual today ;;)” “see you soon, my love”

—such a supportive little bf all the time every time ✊😊

—got a new promotion at work? treats you to fine wine at a 5-star restaurant, special event coming up that deals with you? he’ll cancel everything on that day just to be there with you 

—overall little golden shit maknae would make such a cute and supportive bf that loves and accepts you not matter what and will always, always be there for you!! and ofc you’d do the exact same thing for him any day, anytime! 😚👌💗

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dustbreather  asked:

what are your favorite space battles from sci fi films?

Without a doubt, the battle above Scarif from Rogue One.

•The scene is set so clearly in 3D space- Two star destroyers on one side, the rebel flagship and a smattering of assorted rebel ships on the other, and the shield gate facility to the lower left of the rebels. This stays this way through the entire scene.

•Shots are held for vast stretches of time, allowing audience to very clearly understand where the ship is and what it is doing

•Lighting is consistent, shadows of ships are cast onto other ships and stark, as if from a star and not from a stage light

•Sound design is incredible, realistic physics be damned

•Com chatter correlates to what we see on screen, adding to the understanding of the battle strategies taken by the rebel fleet (see ion bombing below)

•The stark white coloring of the ships against the gorgeous bright cyan-blue water with the green and tan islands and Imperial facilities straight below

•very clear understanding of how objects behave in space, debris continues on in frictionless space and x-wings take far sharper turns (no air resistance), the behavior of the disabled star destroyer (which was down because of an ion bombing ordered by the admiral very early on, bombing run shown in one shot only) and Hammer-head Corvette hasn’t been shown in any space battle I can think of. I’ve seen ships colliding, but only in a similar fashion to a plane or boat would collide with the ground or another ship. It shows the real fragility of ships like that in space when it comes to force and momentum, not lasers.

•Upwards orientation of ships actually makes sense, relative to the “down” direction of Scarif below them, and possibly even gravitationally accurate because the facility is locked in place, not in orbit, meaning basically the same G as the surface

•The Death Star- actually conceptualized (not shown unfortunately) to move through hyperspace, justifying a bit of its ridiculousness, the amazing shot of it rising over the horizon paired with light wind instruments rather than the bombastic imperial march highlights its ironic beauty as well as implies the resignation of our heroes to their fate, and then it actually is shown with the weapon facing the target, not just a shot of the firing and then cutting to the laser hitting its target, and then the hyper-realistic nuclear-like blast it causes when it fires

All these tiny little factors just make me excited about this entire movie. Its characters are weak, but its not about the individuals, its about the Rebellion as a whole, and we truly feel that through scenes like this.

Attention to specifics and detail like this can immerse an audience completely and there’s really no excuse at this point in special effects progress to skip on making sure your audience can map out the battlefield and events that go on within it. Going back and watching the original trilogy, the nonsensical gaudy monstrosities shown in space are forgivable, and even enjoyable given the special effects of the time (and even the advancements they catalyzed), but the prequels? Forget it. Horrendously ugly, overblown, nonsensical, disorienting, and honestly unforgivable, given the technology they had access to.

The signs as dumb things INFINITE have said
  • Aries: "The wrinkles under my eyes are cute!!"
  • Taurus: "Must I have a hobby? Can't I just watch movies?"
  • Gemini: "If I am in love, my gaze will become very different. It will be more blood-thirsty."
  • Cancer: "Music is the only drug allowed by the government."
  • Leo: "Wow, you were so ugly!!"
  • Virgo: "I have nothing to show you so... just look at me."
  • Libra: "Look at my leg hair!"
  • Scorpio: "I wanted to show off my curves. I have a very charming butt."
  • Sagittarius: "You look like a flower beggar. Can I give you a foot massage?"
  • Capricorn: "We can see where we need to improve. How about opening one more button?"
  • Aquarius: "Why is the answer L?"
  • Pisces: "I actually really love Dongwoo, but we are banned from member dating so I will tolerate it."
Shot at love | Thiam Week Day 3

Games

A billiard table and Liam learns a few things


“When you told me your old uncle Harrison had a few things he wanted to give us, you didn’t tell me he was talking about this monstrosity!”

Liam sat on the stairs and had to actually bite back a laugh when he heard his mother’s hysterical voice coming from the living room. Theo next to him had the same problem. Both young men had come home to a removal van parked in front of the house and movers carrying various things into the house. Last but not least had been a billiard table who now stood in the garage. Upon seeing it, Liam had thought his mother would faint. She turned pale and blinked a few times, mouth agape, while it was carried into her home. Her husband had tried his best to calm his wife or was still trying to calm her. Much to the amusement of the two teenagers living in the house.

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Everything is White

warning: triggering - talks about death & cancer / swearing.

“Alright Y/N so the scans look good which is great. But we’d still like to keep you over night just to keep an eye on you. But you can leave first thing in the morning, how’s that sound?”

Dr. Andrews was someone I knew very well. He had been looking after me since my first episode in my freshmen year of high school. Now here we are 6 years after I graduated from high school.

“Sounds great doc, thanks again”

“Of course Y/N, get some rest a nurse will be in to check on you later” And with that he was gone just like that.

Everything was white, the walls, the tile floor, the uncomfortable scratchy sheets, my thin socks, the ugly hospital gown. White, White, White, White. It was awfully depressing, especially if you were here almost every other month. I always wondered why hospitals never painted their walls, or added color to their sheets, got comfier socks maybe? I get it that we need to be extra clean, I mean over the top clean but I doubt that has to do with the choice in paint color of the walls.

I was 14 when I had my first episode, I’ve never had a heart attack but when you can physically feel every single beat of your heart- that’s what I picture a heart attack to be like. Yes I am very well aware that’s not how that works. My strongest episode was 274 beats per minute. Any normal person’s heart beats about 90 beats per minute. Just put that into perspective.

My episodes happen anytime, most of the time I pass out because I can’t handle feeling my heart almost popping out of my chest. It throws me into a full on panic attack and the next thing I know I'm waking up surrounded by these white walls. So here I am, 10:30 am back in the hospital because apparently I can’t pick out apples without fainting in the grocery store.


“So we’ll go to the Hospital after the interviews. And then you’ll be done for the day okay?” Andrew said while glancing up from his blackberry while we road down some random high way in New York. Today wasn’t as busy as it could be probably because Andrew knew how over worked I was. I simply nodded while leaning my head back and closing my eyes.

Before I could even fall asleep, the car came to a stop and the door was opening to ear piercing screams. I took a second to compose myself as I grabbed my bag and hopped out of the van flashing my famous smile and threw my hand up saying hello to my beautiful fans. Don’t get me wrong, I love my fans but God fucking damn I’m tired. All of these interviews become a blur after a while. They all ask the same question “Are you single?” “Who inspires you?” “When can we expect new music?” “What is the weirdest gift a fan has ever given you?” It honestly takes all I have in me to not say “Fucking watch the last 100 interviews I’ve done and you  can get all of those answers right there”. I wish they’d ask me more about my music, my aspirations, my life goals, fuck the color of my socks would be fine too that’s just as interesting as their questions.

Interview after interview, same question after same question this went on for 3 hours before I was finally able to get back into the car and head off to my next appearance. I scrolled through twitter noticing all the fan accounts had started to upload candid’s of me arriving and leaving the radio station. “Oh by the way, Hailey called my phone again. Did you not give her your new number?” Andrew said while glancing up from his phone.

“No I didn’t, don’t give it to her please”

“I already did, why don’t you want your girlfriend to have your number”

I groaned as I leaned my head back holding up my phone right on time message after message popped up on my phone.

“Because she won’t fucking leave me alone”

Andrew let out a laugh while shaking his head. “What did I tell you about her? But you were all like, “No man, she’s different she’s not like the Kardashians” bullshit Shawn. Bull-fucking-shit.“ Andrew chuckled along with the rest of the guys in the car who all agreed with Andrew.

"Fuck off”

I knew they were right, but I was lonely. I’ve been lonely, and Hailey is a great girl. She’s very kind and very funny not to mention beautiful- but my fucking God woman everything has to be on social media. Nothing is private, she had to flaunt off our whole relationship to the world pretty much causing world war three between my fans. I don’t love Hailey, I don’t think I ever could. But she’s comfortable, she’s easy. I don’t mean she’s an easy lay, I just mean being with her was easy …at first. Then it became constant nagging, harassing and just annoying. I’ve changed my number three times because of her, and i’m starting to run out of excuses as to why “Andrew” keeps changing my number.

“Oh we’re here, lets go lover boy”


“Ha! I win! the pot is mine!” I giggled as I reached forward on my bed and grabbed all the chocolate coins that were in the middle of my bed. “You suck Y/N” My hospital buddy Noah said while putting his cards down. I giggled as I opened one of the chocolate coins and popped it into my mouth.

“Did you hear who was coming today?” Noah said while grabbing one of the chocolate coins while popping it into his mouth. I nodded no my mouth full of chocolate. “No who?”

It wasn’t new that celebrities would come and visit the hospital. There were a lot of kids here, a lot of really sick kids here. I think it makes them feel like their doing something good for the month- or year when they come and visit us. I’m 23, I’m an adult and I can easily see through their fake smiles as they pass our candy or take selfies. Yes it’s very nice that they take time out of their schedule to come and visit us, but they get to come and go as they please. We come and most of us go- but we don’t get to walk out the doors.

I was lucky, I wasn’t as sick as most of these kids here but I had been in and out of these hospital walls so often I was just as close with them. Noah had Osteosarcoma - aka bone cancer. He always told me he was doing better but I knew he was just being strong. These kids are the strongest people I know. Even though they have seen more of these hospital walls than the outdoors they still had a smile on their faces. They were so strong, every day- every God damn day.

“Shawn Mendes, actually by the screaming downstairs I think he’s here” Noah chuckled as he faced me. “Should we go see him?”

I shrugged as slowly got up grabbing my IV stand. “Can you see my ass” I questioned as I turned my back towards Noah making him laugh. “No you can’t you’re all covered” I giggled as I shuffled my feet across the floor and over to his wheel chair. He took a hold of my IV stand while I pushed him out of my room. We were older than most of the kids, Noah was 19 so he and I got to wander the halls to some extent.

“I’m not going to lie, if I could I would totally sleep with Shawn Mendes” Noah said while opening another chocolate coin. I giggled softly as I pushed him around the corridor. You can hear people “Shh-ing” and high pitched giggles. I pushed Noah inside the cafeteria and parked him next to one of our favorite nurses. Her name was Maria and she made the best peanut butter cookies.

“Oh shit he’s so hot”

Noah language!” Maria hissed making us both laugh.

“Oh shit he’s looking over here, Y/N look at him- he’s looking at you!” Noah gasped as he grabbed my gown tugging it slightly.

His eyes is what I saw first, then his lips. Then his vein on the side of his neck, which lead me to his shoulders. God his shoulders were so broad, and his arms don’t even get me started with his arms. He was wearing a button up short sleeved palm tree shirt and the sleeves hugged his biceps perfectly. I seriously have never seen someone so gorgeous before in my entire life and here I am in this ugly white hospital gown with these disgustingly scratchy socks. My hair wasn’t even brushed and I’m pretty sure I still have my left over make up on from the night prior. Really beautiful seriously Y/N.

A laugh broke me from my daze as I looked down at Noah who had his hand on his leg.

“Wow, could you drool anymore?”

Everyone in the cafeteria laughed at Noah’s joke making a few kids we knew yell things like “Smooth Y/N!” “Nice one Y/N, close your mouth along with your legs!” “Gonna catch some flies in there Y/N! Shut your mouth!”

I rolled my eyes as I glanced back up towards Shawn. He wasn’t laughing, he was just smiling at me. He was starring now, not me. He let out a chuckle before running his hand through his dark curls.

“Alright, alright.. give the beautiful lady in the back a break. Who has some questions”

Wait, did he just call me beautiful?

All About You (Hoseok/Reader)

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Prompt: Im thirsty as hell for my boy J Hope as of late. Can I request an Smut leaning towards body appreciation? Im a thicc girl, and the idea of having a really insecure or crappy day and being comforted by Hobi worshipping my body and telling me how much he loves every inch of me is 👌👌👌

Genre: Smut

Words: 1k+

Author: JP

Summary: Oral sex, swearing

A/N: This might not be what you were expecting but I actually really love how it turned out, so I hope you enjoy it, even if it’s short af lol~

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re: themes of suicide

i just thought i should clarify some things because this is an intensely sensitive subject and i want you all to know i take it very seriously in real life, in my story, everywhere. especially in light of recent events on here, i think it’s important to lay out my feelings with this issue, especially when they can get misconstrued with anon messages, etc. more than anything i don’t want any of you to get the wrong impression of me.

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Bleach Characters as Tumblr Memes


As requested by anon. :)


I love meme lists. So here is the ultimate (?) meme list! Which actual memes are Bleach characters?


1. The “Surprise bitch” meme: Aizen

This is a meme about someone who you think is dead and gone, but then that person shows up in dramatic and snarky fashion. Or, in the case of Aizen, somebody you thought was in prison, who then just keeps showing up.

Aizen: Although it should not have been a surprise, since I planned this all along. From the day that I…

Ichigo: EVERYBODY GET DOWN - HE’S ABOUT TO MONOLOGUE!!

Aizen: …

Aizen: Rude.


2. The “Quit telling everyone I’m dead” meme: Grimmjow

This is similar to the last meme, only instead of the presumed dead person being cool and in charge, this presumed dead-person just shouts off-stage that he’s not actually dead. That sounds like Grimmjow to me.

Ichigo: And in the end, he fought alongside us. That is why it is so sad that we lost him.

Grimmjow: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD

Ichigo: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.


3. “Dat boi” meme: Orihime

Okay, full confession: I don’t understand the “dat boi” meme. It’s just a unicycling frog, right? And then people write “here comes dat boi” “oh shit whaddup.” I even looked it up. And that is the only explanation I got. Why does this frog ride a unicycle? Where is he going? I don’t get it at all. So anyway, then I was wondering - who in Bleach likes absurdist humor that other people don’t understand? And that would be Orihime, of course.

Tatsuki: So…the unicycling frog is fighting the giant robot?

Orihime: They’re on the same side!

Tatsuki: Of course. That makes way more sense.

Orihime: I know!


4. “Bode”: Yoruichi

This is another absurdist meme. You post pictures of cats with the word “bode” written over the cat. It apparently came to someone in a dream. This one is good for Yoruichi because (a) cats and (b) it messes with people.

Ichigo: WHY DOES SHE KEEP SENDING ME THESE PHOTOS??

Ichigo: I DON’T UNDERSTAND

Yoruichi: Bode.

Ichigo: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???


5. The “lost in a crowd” meme: Hitsugaya

This one is all about losing someone in a crowd and then shouting something significant to find them. Hitsugaya is short, and hence prone to lose people in crowds. Plus, he’s really good at shouting.

Hitsugaya: Hey! I’m an adult now sometimes!

Rukia: Wait…you’re an adult now?

Matsumoto: There she is!

Hitsugaya: THAT’S NOT EVEN HOW THIS MEME WORKS


6. The self-care meme: Kira

This is a meme where you define self-care as something impossible and/or ridiculous (self-care is tying balloons to your eyebrows and then going through a car wash). That feels Kira-like to me.

Kira: Self-care is drinking sake until you cry.

Hisagi: …

Hisagi: That’s less a hilarious meme and more a cry for help, dude.

Kira: That line is so hard to navigate.


7.The “you tried” gold star: Mask de Masculine

‘Cause he gave one to Rose, remember? With that star-shaped wound right through Rose’s torso? 

Rose: …that’s not funny.

Mask: I think it’s pretty funny.


8. The “15 minutes late with Starbucks” meme: Unohana

I’m not saying Squad 4 is often late with the healing…but Squad 4 is often late with the healing. And if anyone’s gonna stroll in fifteen minutes late with Starbucks, it’s Unohana. Nor will anyone say anything.

Unohana: I am here.

Shinji: That’s cool but most of us are already dead.

Unohana: Good thing I only brought one cup.


9. The “color of the sky” meme: Yhwach

The original “color of the sky” post was Aizen: sure the pictures are cool or whatever, but it’s too long. Way WAY WAY too long. Much like Aizen’s monologues. Then the meme came along, where you take the “color of the sky” post, truncate it, and had some sort of surprise at the end. And sure there’s relief that it doesn’t go on for so long, but it’s also not as cool as the original. Kinda reminds me of Yhwach, for some reason. *coughs*

Yhwach: Sometimes I just don’t feel appreciated.


10. The “shoving breadsticks in purse” meme: Riruka

You’re on a date. The date says something bad. You shove breadsticks in your purse as you leave the restaurant. So this meme goes. It sounded kinda like Riruka to me.

Riruka: So what’s more important - being cute or something else?

Date: Uh…something else?

Riruka: [shoving breadsticks angrily into her purse] I have to go


11. The “hoe don’t do it” meme: Ishida and Ichigo

For the first part of Bleach, it was always Ishida saying “Hoe don’t do it” and Ichigo doing it. Then at the end, it switched and Ishida was the one doing things while Ichigo said “Hoe don’t do it.” Symmetry. It’s what makes Bleach what it is.

Ichigo: And that’s why we’re basically the same person.

Ishida: Oh god no.


12. The “looks at smudged writing on hand” meme: Ichigo

Not because he doesn’t care. He’s just…really bad at names.

Ichigo: Wow! Great job helping defeat the Quincy, Inoue, Chad, and…

Ichigo: [looks at smudged writing on hand]

Ichigo: Ugly Itching?

Ishida: YOU KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS 


14. The  “snail” meme: Chad

Wherein you take various words and replace the first consonant with “sn” to create a snail version. Snurch = snail church, snall = snail mall, etc. I feel like Chad would be on board with this mostly because he respects snail culture, as he respects all animals.

Chad: And this is the “snouse” (snail house) I built for my new “snuddies” (snail buddies) with their “snard” (snail yard) and their “snailbox” (mailbox).

Ichigo: …

Chad: what?


15. “Bitch, where?” meme: Charlotte

This is a meme about someone calling you ugly, and you responding, “Bitch, where?” That sounds like Charolotte to me.

Charlotte: And that shinigami was all, “You ugly” and I was all, “Bitch, where?”

Yumichika: You’re ugly under the makeup too, though.

Charlotte: Bitch, where?

Yumichika: …I walked right into that one.


16. Kinkshaming meme: Kensei

I just feel like Kensei must spend a lot of time kinkshaming his fellow visored.

Shinji: I love being upside down!

Love: Personally I think nothing can top being a superhero.

Rose: Unless it’s a long, deep talk with your guitar.

Hiyori: Whatever. As if that’s as good as hitting people in the face with your shoes.

Mashiro: I prefer hitting them in the face with a super kick!

Lisa: Or ignoring them because you are too busy reading porn.

Kensei: …I’m gonna have to kinkshame you all.

anonymous asked:

*whispers* maybe 12 with Tokoyami/Izuku (sorry don't know the official name for that)?

the one where soulmates can heal each other’s injuries.

Tokoyami helps heal Izuku in more ways than one. 

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