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What kills me the most abt Wonder Woman isn’t Gal Gadot….she’s a separate issue

Why are all the Amazonians white? Like y'all know who the amazons were right? That movie is white washed n if they don’t mention how amazonians marry each other n act like they only go after men that wash ashore it’ll be homophobic too

Vampy-King’s DIY Fang Tutorial

So I know there’s a few of these out. But you don’t really get a good view on what they’re doing so hopefully mine works for you.

FIRST OF ALL! You want a pack of fake nails. MAKE SURE THEY ARE THE FULL-COVER NAILS AND NOT JUST THE TIPS.

(These are the full-cover, if you couldn’t tell)

You’ll also need some nail clippers, AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY(or unholy?) MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN THEM WITH, and an emery board. I’m just using the tips because that’s all I have right now and it’s just for the sake of the tutorial. 

So the first thing you’ll need to do is get nails out of the pack that’s close to the width of your teeth. To do this just hold the nail up to your tooth just to make sure. It’s okay if the nail is a little be wider than your tooth because you’ll be filing it down.

(WOW MY TEETH LOOK GROSS ; A ; I’m so sorry)

After that you’ll want to cut the nail into the length and shape you want. I usually cut it so that one side is more steep(not the right word but I can’t think how to do explain it), that side is the one that will be closer to my front teeth.

Next file the nail into more of a rounder shape and file the sides. Also file the sides that don’t make up the point so that the nail will match the the width of your tooth more. Also file the point the tiniest bit to make it more realistic. Fangs on any animal isn’t perfectly pointy, the tip has more of a round tip.

Put the nail up to your tooth every once in a while to check and make sure it fits and is at the length you want.

Next you’ll need some denture glue so you can wear your newly made fangs! A little bit goes a long way and some will squish out the sides of  your fang, which the more there is, the nastier your mouth will feel because you will get denture glue all up in your mouth.

This is the amount I use.

Then to place your fang in your mouth just barely touch the denture glue that’s on your fang to the tip of your tongue and press the glue your gum line on your tooth. Then wipe as much of the excess away as you can and rise your mouth out with warm water about 1-2 times to try and clean if up a bit.

THEN TADA! YOU HAVE FANGS!

Hope this helps

the-tao-of-fandom  asked:

For prompts: So I'm interested to hear about the courtship of female Sam Vimes and Lady Ramkin because obviously that's something everyone needs in their lives. (or just the life of a female Sam in general)

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Those nights when she makes it home at something approaching a decent hour, Sam will lie in bed with Sybil’s head on her stomach. Sybil keeps her hair very short and fine beneath her wigs, and Sam likes the feel of it, tracing every dip and line of Sybil’s skull, from the soft rolls of her neck to the slope of her temples, the sharp curve of her widow’s peak. Her fingertips could map out Ankh-Morpork on Sybil’s skin, though sometimes she got distracted and forgot where Scooner’s Lane ended and the faint divot beneath Sybil’s ear began.

Sometimes Sybil will talk, or read aloud, and Sam thinks—there’s the Chase, there is always the Chase, but this might the only thing she’s ever known where there’s joy in the having.

What are you thinking about? Sybil asks sometimes, and Sam says, Nothing, nothing. Tell me more, I was listening. I like listening to you.

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There was an Understanding.

The Understanding was: Her Grace, Lady Sybil Deidre Olgivanna Ramkin, had, on the twelfth of May, married Captain Samantha Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork Watch. It was a very lovely ceremony. There had been cake.

Questions on the matter, such as “is there legal precedent for this”, “where exactly are the records for—” and “how does a noble title pass to a duchess’ wife” could be respectfully addressed to the Patrician.

It was amazing how quickly people Understood, when Vetinari was suggested as the alternate means of education.

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the only reason people are saying my human shlav is basically shance is cause my human Slav design looks like Lance and honestly if y'all think Lance is the only person allowed to have dark hair and skin then y'all need to seriously rethink your priorities

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The stickers for my giveaway arrived today and I’m super excited about them! They turned out a lot bigger than I expected, but they look really nice! I’m excited to share these with the winners at the end of the giveaway!

You can enter my giveaway by liking or reblogging this post! Good luck to everyone who’s entering!