wow this is terrible oh well

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A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning: Part One

It is useless for me to describe to you how terrible Violet, Klaus, and Sunny felt in the time that followed. If you have ever lost somebody very important to you, then you already know how it feels. And if you haven’t… you cannot possibly imagine it.

So, today I was in the app store and out of curiosity I typed in Tokyo Ghoul in the search box and found this interesting and TERRIBLE gem.

SO THIS IS KANEKI (I THINK) AND THE 20TH WARD? MAYBE I CAN FIND ANTEIKU. I DON’T KNOW, BUT WOW WHAT AMAZING GRAPHICS AND JUST LOOK AT KANEKI’S STANCE.

IS THAT AMON? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? WHY IS HE COMING TOWARDS ME?!?

WELL, THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY. I HAVE MY ARM THROUGH AMON’S STOMACH, AND HE’S PATTING MY HEAD? NOT TO MENTION, THERE ARE TWO AMON’S?!? WHERE DID THE OTHER COME FROM???

OH GOD THEY STARTED HITTING ME. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS AND HERE COMES ANOTHER AMON AHEAD. OH YAY.

TAKE THIS YOU BASTARDS, IT’S KAGUNE TIME!!!!! I KILLED ONE AMON NOW I JUST HAVE TWO MORE TO GO!!!

AW YEAAAAAH! CLEARED LEVEL ONE! ALL THREE AMON’S ARE DEAD. GO ME.

THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND LEVEL, BUT IT’S ALREADY PRETTY INTENSE. THREE AMON’S ARE CURRENTLY CHASING ME. GET AWAY, SHOO!

THEY’RE STILL COMING AFTER ME?!?!?!

THEY GOT TO ME. I’M DEAD. KANEKI IS DEAD. I REPEAT KANEKI IS DEAD.

protagonistically  asked:

NEATOH WOW BRUCE REALLY LIKE TO GO TO SPORTS GAMES WITH TIM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW AND WHY TIM GETS SO MAD BUT IT MAKES HIM LAUGH HARD AND HE LOVES WATCHING TIM'S FACE GET RED AND ANGRY AND YELLING AT REFS KAY I LOVE U BYE

This is just the best though? Like, Bruce is this huge, buff, ultra-manly, competitive alpha male, you know? But he just doesn’t get sports. At all. It all seems pretty arbitrary, especially if you’re not even playing. He pretty much thinks everybody should calm down, the stakes are really not very high.

And then you’ve got Tim, who wears the grossest seven-year-old jersey (that used to hang almost down to his knees, but he grew into it) that is literally falling apart because he’s got spirit, and he talks about stats and different plays and how maybe, for the first time in nine years, Gotham might make it to the playoffs. And he’s not delusional, Bruce, he gets that they won’t win, but it would be so nice to not finish at the bottom of the league this year! Right?? And!! Tim could wear a Gotham jersey– wait for it– outside of Gotham, Bruce!! Proudly.

And Tim, cool and collected Tim, YELLS AT THE TV IN THE MANOR when games are on, wearing his falling-apart clothes and four-day scruff and he’s throwing his arms and too worked up to even sit, and citing like. Obscure as shit rules and violations while he paces, and the TV is blaring at full volume and Tim, also blaring at full volume, is shouting back at the commentators and every ref’s decision. 

<3!!!

serenecatbird  asked:

I'm working on an Undertale au comic but I cannot think of a title for it. It takes place in a war torn future where humans started a terrible civil war and monsters are being used as pawns. They even genetically modify or cybenetically modify them.

Oh wow, that sounds cool! Lots of angst potential! I know it’s common to do a variation of the “Undertale” title. In that case, I’d suggest Underforce (both in the sense of military forces, and that they’re being forced into it). But you can open up your options by simply going “Undertale: Pawns of War” or somesuch as well. Just google for anything you come up with to make sure it’s not taken. Good luck! I look forward to your story! :)

art is cool because if the painting i’m doing is going well and looks good, then i’m amazing and incredible and i can’t even believe what a talented and great person i am and wow baby i am totally on fire today wow wow wow. but if the painting is shit then i’m a terrible artist and person and my life has no meaning or purpose and i’m doomed to be a sad failure now and forever and i’ll live out my lonely years scrambled and loveless whilst scraping my fingernails on the edges of the abyss. oh yes, art is cool 👍👍👍

“Oh my god, look, minimum wage increase is on the news” “$10.50 an hour? For fast food? Fucking ridiculous” minimum wage was instituted so that people could live on it??? it was supposed to be a living wage??? “well but you don’t want people only trying for minimum wage. they need to try to do something with their lives” some people can’t??? you’re a terrible fucking person???