wow this is so shit haha

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All I wanna be
Is somebody to you

Happy birthday @hchano! I tried to make a short lyric comic with kind of civilian Ladrien (AU?maybe?). I took shots of the video cause i dont know how to fashion ^^’ 

Also i noticed very late that in this video appeared Laura Marano…who sings the English dub of the Miraculous intro song hehe. So like…a funny coincidence there.

Hope you like it!

Quotes I've Said While Reading Fics PT. 3

*reads sentence* *locks screen of phone* *deep breath* *whispers* “you’re in love with him.”

“Wow, and I thought I was an idiot.”

*Halfway through a fic* “Nope. I don’t like where this is going. I’m not gonna read it.”

“What the fuck.”

“Can that even fit up a person’s ass?”

“Okay, fuck you, highschool is NOT like this.”

“Awwwwwwwww.” *Sniff* “I’m so lonely. Haha.”

“Wow. I feel embarrassed for you. And this is fiction for fiction.”

*Singing* “Fuck this shit I’m out. Alright then. I don’t really care, Imma get the fuck up out of here.”

*Singing again* “That’s a humAN PERSOOON.”

“I could be outdoors. Getting a tan, enjoying the sun. I’m reading gay fucking cliche romance shit. Why.”

“Wow this fic has a large word count. It’s above 96,000. Damn. 96,000. Dollas? Holla-”

“I’ve read this fic. The ending does not change. It’s still sad…. But, maybe if I read it again- No! Stop.”

yall do me a favor and stop joking with posting screencaps/gifs of mario in a sombrero+poncho and bein like OH WOW DISCOURSE TIME.. CANT WAIT FOR TUMBLRINAS TO GET TRIGGERED BHGBHB

like for real shut the fuck up

one firstly mario is a sweet man and is learning about other cultures and being adorable and how dare you i love tio mario

secondly IM SO fucking sick of people doing that shit like ESPECIALLY if youre white! like! har har har lets laugh at latinos getting upset with how their represented in media! like ok! most of our representation is jokes! our communinity gets mocked with idiotic costumes and jokes and haha cinco de mayo I LOVE MEXICANS…  and bullshit like that. you have NO PLACE TO BE EXHAUSTED WITH US SPEAKING ABOUT THAT. WE’RE EXHAUSTED WITH BEING THE BUTT OF JOKES AND MOCKERY. 

so yeah ive seen like what. 0 posts of people being mad at mario in a sombrero+poncho and like 34869 posts of ppl being annoyed at nonexistant ppl talking about it. like shut the fuck up. maybe instead of being an asshat and proving to me that i cant trust white people at all to take our issues seriously, maybe shut your fucking mouth

ap lit exam recap
• *misspells literature on a literature exam*
• white male classmate dared other white male classmate to list his race as african-american
• other white male classmate actually did it
• proctor: “remember not to share test content with anyone or college board will snipe you :-)”
whole class: *muffled giggling*
• aforementioned white male classmates made a $25 bet that the essay prompts will be shakespeare
• “i’m sure your brains will all be fried after this-” “what’s a brain? i’ve never had one”
• all men are trash: ap lit edition
• no seriously who hurt college board
• when u uncle babamukuru com home and make hte education
• julia just cut your fucking hair damn lucretia doesnt get paid enough to put up with this
• there was a giant fuck-off raven outside during the break. i felt the spirit of edgar allen poe upon me
• ya_like_jazz.png
• marriage prompt people: haha wow that exam was so easy :-)
• jazz prompt people: college board killed my family
• we had to write an essay on the complex interplay of the emotions & social behaviors of a man named perry pickle. i shit you not
• “how does the character’s origin affect the meaning of the novel” *whole class breaks into tears of joy and relief as we realize we can write about frankenstein*

I’m a new dm for a group of relatively new players, running a short campaign ‘cause I wanted to try my hand at dming and they wanted to play. 

Long story short, the players have to convince the ghost of an ancient king to give them the password to open a secret vault and get the treasure as they were hired to do. I’ve decided to play the king, Caul, as a semi-genocidal and extremely lonely old man who doesn’t want the conversation to end. I’d been having fun distracting them talking about skee ball, murder, and Caul’s beautiful wife whom he loved very much, but they finally got out of him some important info. 

Ollie, the party warlock: So, you’re waiting for the “chosen ones,” and you’ll tell them the password? 

Caul: Yes, that’s right. Oh, I’ve been down here for so LONG, you have no IDEA- 

Ollie, OOC: Can I just, like, convince him we’re the chosen ones? 

Me, OOC: Sure, roll persuasion.  

I was going to make something that obvious a tough roll, as this conversation was meant to be akin to a boss fight in difficulty. I figured they’d have to get a 20 to successfully convince him with just one roll. I wanted them to test their roleplaying capabilities and have a little fun with it instead, and Ollie hadn’t rolled above a 10 all evening so I wasn’t worried. 

Ollie: *rolls 19, +3 to get 22* HAHA 

Me, OOC: Oh shit, okay. Um, so what do you say?

Ollie, OOC: I convince him we’re the chosen ones?

Me, OOC: Yeah, but how? What do you say to convince him? 

Ollie, after much deliberation: We are the chosen ones. 

Caul: Wow, I suddenly believe you, I guess. 

conversations that I wish would stop happening
  • "Real" adult: so... what's your major? Your grad school plans? Your next ten years?
  • Me, technically an adult: I'm majoring in art history and I honestly love it! I don't have any set plans, but I'm really young and I'm just happy with what I'm doing now.
  • Adult: *starts snickering*
  • Me: *trying to be polite* haha yeah it's just something I really love, i know it's stupid...
  • Adult: HOW YOU GONNA GET A JOB WITH THAT hahahaha wow whew hilarious.... good luck with that you stupid millennial.... go eat some avocado toast... haha cracking myself up here

-“Isn’t Slys your last name?”-

i drew this for an origin comic for doctor flug; their blog is called “theinsanefruitloop-chan", but i’m too much of a coward to tag them here. but go look at their stuff they draw awesome stuff for villainous. aside from that i tried making a glitch effect and my copics do their job of blending too well so i had to simplify into blocks, so it doesn’t look right. sheeeeeiiiit

edit: ok. wow i didn’t think 400 people would see this in general, so i’ll strike a deal with you guys. if this post gets to 500 likes then i’ll be open for requests. sound fair?

wait you aren’t supposed to get that far quit enjoying my trash

requests are now open, as promised

That spoonie feel when you have ONE good energy day and you’re able to be productive without feeling wiped out and you go to bed feeling good about yourself thinking “wow if I could have a couple more days like that I could get all my important shit done!”

And then you wake up the next morning back to feeling like the tip of a dung heap and you’re body’s like “haha. Bitch, you thought.”

Sam may have educated Mark on all the latest memes and sayings, but that doesn’t mean he uses them correctly. And his “””mistakes””” are all 100% calculated and intentional because he is secretly a Little Shit

*Joan drops something* “haha wow that is so fleek”

“Sam I just wanted to say that you have been very bae to me, so thank you”

*Damien broods in his general direction* “You’re being totally unlit right now Damien so maybe Netflix and chill okay?”

Every time he sees Caleb and Adam he dabs and they cringe

S/O is self deprecating

Request: “Hiya! Could you possibly do a set of headcannons where the paladins+Lotor reacting to their s/o casually calling themselves shit or something along those lines?”

A/N: im sick but im gonna keep writing for my 2000000000 million requests


Shiro

  • Doesn’t really bring it up
  • Sort of just
  • “Don’t sell yourself short”
  • Yeah sure dad
  • he wants you to know that he cares, but he doesn’t want to overstep
  • So he ends up going just a little out of his way to compliment you

Keith

  • “Same”
  • Honestly, he just kind of laughs along with you
  • But he never uses that to insult you
  • If he thinks, for even one second that you aren’t joking, he gets really mad
  • He doesn’t understand why he’s so angry, it’s just a joke
  • But he starts making sure that you aren’t serious about it

Lance

  • Will immediately turn it around
  • “Haha wow I’m such a shitty fighter, I always lose”
  • “Yeah well clearly you don’t remember winning the battle for my heart”
  • That was really bad sorry
  • But he always tries to make you laugh, and he’s Lance, so it works

Hunk

  • The most sincere sweetheart ever
  • “You’re not shit you’re the shit”
  • Usually hugs you and says you should stop lying
  • But he understands when it’s a joke, and when it’s not
  • But the instant that somebody agrees with you
  • He goes all protective momma dragon on their ass

Pidge

  • Usually makes fun of you
  • “Yeah, you do kinda suck at that”
  • But if she thinks it bothers you
  • “Wanna get better?”
  • If she makes a little joke at your expense, with no malicious intent, and you feel hurt even in the slightest
  • She will instantly make sure that you knew she was joking
  • And if it sill bothers you, she does everything to make sure she can fix it

Lotor

  • If he really values his relationship with you, he’s pretty sincere
  • If there are people around, he pretends not to acknowledge it
  • But when you two are alone, he makes sure to compliment whatever you insulted
  • “Oh yeah I’m a shitty fighter”
  • Later “Good work in combat today”
  • He never tells you that he hears what you say about yourself
  • But he still makes sure to tell you what he thinks
  • The thing is, he won’t ever lie to you
  • If you really are bad at something, and you point that out, he makes sure you get better at it
  • “You know, you could be a better marksman if you practiced. Let’s do that tomorrow.”

these might not make any sense, but i am really sick righ now, so woo lets go voltron

A Friend Of A Friend, These Strangers At The Party Never Paid

summary: “I left phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are” AU

words: 12.7k

warnings: smut, mentions of smoking, alcohol/being drunk, lack of imagination as far as fic titles are concerned

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Can you believe this was meant to be 3k?? I honeslty don’t know what happened there. all I know is that I have five exams in less than three weeks that I should be revising for and instead did this. yikes I hope this was worth it. (also pray4me that I don’t fail everything) x

Also on the topic of exams the actual reason I wrote this now was bc I’m kinda not gonna be writing for a while because of Lovely responsibilities and school stuff and revision so I’m gonna leave yall with this before I’m off Working and doing fun stuff that adults do.

I hope this is ok!!

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Dan’s halfway through skipping History when he does it.

He doesn’t know why he did it – he really doesn’t, he was just kind of bored one afternoon and happened to be carrying a Sharpie and hey, it’d just be a laugh, right? In a school like this, what’s the worst that could come out of leaving his phone number on a cubicle wall?

His pen squeaks across the pale blue paint, already tainted with curse words and penis drawings and tipp-ex and “Call _____ for a good time ;)”. He supposes the caretakers have given up with trying to cover up the graffiti – there are still thin layers of paint and chipped plaster coating every inch of the stall walls, at least showing attempted coverage, but people had just written over them, scribbles of song lyrics and “never got caught” tattooing every inch of the previously blank walls. No amount of assemblies or threats of “whoever did this-“, inserts picture of something someone had written about the Maths teacher on the hall projector, “is seriously going to pay” from the head teacher had ever stopped anyone, so, really, what does Dan have to lose? Sure, they could trace the phone number, but that doesn’t prove anything – he could just as easily throw on the ‘innocent’ act and say it was his friend.

07843983276, he writes. He doesn’t sign it off with any comment, nor kisses, not even a smiley face let alone a winking one. He just leaves it there, in a kind-of conspicuous place just above eye-level on the right hand side of the door, eleven digits amidst many others.

Keep reading

Yellow Umbrella ✾

✾ Ong Seongwoo x reader

✾ Word count: 943

✾ you should have known confessions with Seongwoo was going to be cliche

“Yah, you idiot, how can you burn pizza rolls?” you laughed at your best friend as you watched him try to savage what was left of the pizza rolls.

“At least I didn’t poison myself by eating expired hot cheetos” Seongwoo shot back, giving you a playful glare causing you to laugh more.

Movie nights at Seongwoo’s did not always go as plan. They actually almost never go as planned. Either you run out of snacks, someone breaks something, the movie sucks or something happens causing you two to do something else instead.

“So what are we doing this time Ong” you asked as you popped a piece of candy in your mouth waiting for him to give up on the pizza rolls. It’s actually quite funny watching an almost grown man screaming over pizza rolls and how they were too hot to hold but you were a good friend, knowing that you should stop him from burning himself with pizza rolls.

“Run to the convenience store to get more pizza rolls, duh” he replied making an ugly face that only he could make look cute. Wait, you take that back, he was not cute he was Seongwoo. Aka your totally not cute, meme lord best friend. Psh, not your crush or anything.

Being the logical, sane and great best friend you were, you kindly pointed outside to the stormy clouds and the sprinkle of rain. “Do you really think that’s a good idea?”

“Since when did I ever have good ideas” Seongwoo shot back grabbing two of his hoodies and throwing one at you. You gave him an ‘are you crazy look’ before deciding that it was best not to argue with him now, especially if he was hungry for pizza rolls

“Come on loser, we’re walking to the store together” he said dragging your ass out in the cold. You looked up in the sky and prayed for the rain not to come down any harder but since you had the worst luck, the sky rumbled even louder causing you to sigh. Stupid Ong and his stupid ideas. Stupid you for actually following his stupid ideas because of his handsome face.

By the time you actually got to the store, your hoodies were wet but at least you weren’t soaked yet. You grabbed three bags of pizza rolls for your dearest Seongwoo since you knew that idiot was going to burn the first batch, eat the second batch and repeat the same process over again a few hours later.

“Anything else you want Ong?” you asked as you approach the cash register to pay. As you said that, a wild Seongwoo appeared with multiple bags of chips and cookies. You swore if this was an anime you would have the huge sweat drop on your forehead right now.

“And that will 35.69” the lady behind the cash register said and you’re just like ‘damn pizza rolls are expensive’. While you were about to take some money out to pay as usual, Seongwoo slipped his card to the lady and paid causing you to look up at him impressed.

“Wow the great and cheap Ong Seongwoo actually paid for food” you praised sarcastically as you clapped for him. He let out a dry ‘haha’ before grabbing the bags and walking away. Before he could leave you pointed out the obvious that Seongwoo could not see for himself.

“It’s still raining idiot”

“So?”

“Your pizza rolls are going to get soggy and we’re gonna catch a cold”

“Oh yeah, wait here” he said handing you the bags and running to the back of the store to grab something. Like you could go anywhere. You were too smart for that shit.

“Ta-da” Seongwoo said coming back with a yellow umbrella. The two of your proceeded to walk back to his place with a umbrella so you two weren’t absolutely soaking wet. It was a comfortable silence until you broke it a block before you got there.

“You know, you could have saved 15 dollars if you had grabbed a umbrella before we left” you pointed out while looking up at him. He shrugged.

“And do you know that life would be easier if you just returned my feelings” Seongwoo said unconsciously making you stop dead in your tracks. You heard a little scream and a wet Seongwoo coming back by your side since you held the umbrella.

“What did you say?” you asked.

“I just basically said that I like you dumbass” he responded casual. He was trying to play it off cool but you could tell by how red his ears were that he was embarrassed.

“So you’re meaning to tell me that we could have been something more a long time ago while ago”

“Well yea- wait are you admitting that you like me too?”

The two of you stood there staring at each other while the rain fell. The tension that built up broke when you dropped the yellow umbrella and Seongwoo wrapped his arm around your waist to pull you in for a kiss.

The bright yellow umbrella laid there on the ground as you two made out in the rain. You nasties. The first words you heard after the kiss was broken were “god damit the pizza rolls wet”.

“You idiot, there’re safe inside the bag”

“But why did you say they would get soggy”

“Because I didn’t want to walk in the rain duh”

“Hey, if we didn’t then we couldn’t have had a cliche kiss in the rain right now”

“Great now we’re gonna get sick”

“At least you have me”

“What did I get myself into”

You know what’d be a great fic idea for the secret-altean!lance theory?

One where his altean side is like a superhero idenity

Maybe something happens that’s messing with his ablity to shapeshift (alien tech, altean illness maybe) and he starts sneaking off whenever his true form reveals itself

Only he keeps bumping into the other paladins and they’re all like ‘omg another altean!’ only they don’t realize it’s Lance (If it’s previous blue paladin!Lance he keeps slipping away before they can ‘introduce’ him to Allura and Coran).  

And then when he’s human looking everyones talking about how he missed seeing this altean guy everyones certain he’d get along with and Lance is like ‘man, i can’t believe i misssed this guy, he sounds like great boyfriend material’.


Or maybe Lance legit becomes a superhero.  Like he’s feeling insecure and thinking he does too little for the team and so he starts sneaking out to help with the less ‘world wide’ problems in the galazy, or attacking smaller galran bases, or trying to find our information for keith and pidge about their families and his hero get up is literally his altean form and like a spare space pirate outfit

And news is quickly spreading of the altean hero and lance is just like ‘haha wow could that handsome devil be’  (in the case of previous blue paladin!lance, Allura and Coran are very confused)


Except theres that one paladin that just like narrows their eyes at him like ‘i am so on to you lance’ and starts trying to gain evidence that Lance is this mysterious altean because no one will believe them without photos

So there’s this “What paladin are you?” test on the Voltron site..

That seems to give you some info about the characters.. And I found some of the stuff very interesting, so I’m just gonna share my thoughts here. (answers colored according to the paladin)

What I love about this is that Keith maybe isn’t very passionate about flying even, and is still like the best pilot of their generation. While Lance probably loves it so much but just sucks at it. 

I think we all can identify with Lance there haha.

(Keith is that artist with no formal education that draws freaking awesome art and is like “meh just a lil doodle I did in 2 minutes” and makes everyone go “Holy shit that’s amazing!” while Lance is there sweating, practicing day and night, spends 4 years in art school, reads all the tutorials online, and it still takes him 6 hours to draw a stick figure and he’s so proud of it and he goes to show it off to everyone and everyone just go “wow, you suck Lance.” haha. Hang in there Lance, we believe in you!!! You’re gonna be great one day!)

Probably my favorite part about this whole quiz.

Shiro’s fear is regret huh.. This connects to what he said to Pidge when he quoted her dad “If you get too worried about what could go wrong, you might miss a chance to do something great”. 

I wonder if Shiro did something or didn’t do something that made him feel regretful in the past. This is very interesting actually, cause it makes it seem like Shiro is the kind of person who just goes “YOLO” at things haha, or maybe someone who’s really afraid of making mistakes and has to force himself to go “YOLO” at things. (I just wanna see Shiro going YOLO at everything haha)

Pidge’s fear is failure. Not sure if it’s just related to finding her family or something deeper.

Hunk is.. well not much to say about that.

Lance! Losing... So like, a self confidence problem? My guess, and you can see it very clearly in the show I think, he probably doesn’t think much of himself despite how he acts and talks.

Keith, wow, I… I dunno where to even start on that one. Just gonna say, buckle up! Cause we’re probably in for a very emotional ride there with Keith. 

That boy is gonna feel so much. 

I wonder though, is he scared of feelings because maybe he considers them a weakness? Maybe because as a freedom seeking person he’s scared of attachments? Is it because he experienced something very painful that made him not wanna feel anything ever again?

Also ok, we definitely see something that looks like feelings there atleast when it comes to Shiro… (Not that much with the rest yet. yet.) like you know, the kind that I think Keith is afraid of.. So now I’m even more curious about what the hell that’s about, and I really wanna see how it’s gonna develop.

Well not much to say here..

So, why I haven’t seen any fan art of the paladins with their official animal yet? Where it’s hiding?

anonymous asked:

k so there's this Nasty blog i found that says a lot of stuff about aphrodite 'striking down het guys who pretend to be lesbians' (aka trans lesbians) so... got any headcanons of aphrodite supporting her trans daughters piper/drew/etc?

I’VE SEEN THAT BLOG >:0 it makes me so angry!!!!! te/rfs aint worth shit, my friend, trust me. lesbians love women, ter/fs hate women … my only conclusion is that ter/fs are the fake lesbians, not beautiful incredible trans women and trans girls. i recommend following @translesbianaphrodite! they’re nearing their follower goal and their blog is just lovely! they post all kinds of positivity, mostly at sapphic ppl, especially of the trans/not cis variety! (and they are a hellenic polytheist like yours truly!) send them some nice messages too, if you’d like, they certainly deserve them! 

anyways, on to the Good Stuff ™ 

DREW

- Drew Tanaka knew she was trans from basically birth. She was born, heard the doctor say “congratulations, it’s a boy!” and smacked the midwife over the-

Just kidding. But, really, from a very young age, she knew she was a girl. And we all know how Drew is - she doesn’t take no for an answer and she does not like being told she’s wrong. Her mama (not Aphrodite, other mama) has the obligatory few moments of “wow my son is really girly haha” before realizing “oh shit my son is actually a girl. uh. daughter i mean” and so she prays to Aphrodite, who she loved and who loved her. She asks Aphrodite what she can do to help her daughter. And Aphrodite like.. just shows up, says “Okay, check this out” and walks over to Drew. 

“Hey pretty girl!” Aphrodite greets her. “Do you know me?”

And Drew pauses from scratching her nose for a few seconds to look at the goddess Aphrodite. “You’re my mom, duh.”

And Aphrodite laughs. “I sure am. I don’t often get the time to check up on my babies, but I wanted to see how my little girl was doing.”

“I’m okay, I guess.” Drew shrugs. “I’m playing trucks, which is alright. People don’t know this, but the red one goes way faster.”

“I’ll bet it does. Red is one of my favorite colors.”

Drew brightens up a little, pushes her short, straight hair out of her eyes to look up at her mother. “It’s mine too! I guess that’s why you’re my mom.”

When Drew turns away to grab more of her toys to show her mom, Aphrodite turns to Mama Tanaka and gestures. ‘Just like that,’ she mouths. And Mama Tanaka understands.

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This continues for some time, Mama not understanding exactly what Drew needs. It took her a long, long time just to accept that she herself enjoyed the ‘company’ of other women - this trans stuff is hard to get used to. Not for a moment does she ever make that Drew’s problem. When Drew doesn’t want to change her name (”What do you mean? Drew is a girl’s name because I’m a girl. Do you think it’s a boy’s name?” “Of course not, pumpkin.”), when Drew wants her nails painted a different color every nail, when Drew wants her hair done up in pigtails even though it’s still too short…. Mama never makes it Drew’s problem. She and Drew work together to find a solution, and Mama works to understand Drew.

When Drew comes home from school talking about a ‘pretty girl i’m gonna marry one day’, Mama isn’t sure what to think. This should be one of the easier once, since it’s something she’s quite used to feeling too, but she wishes she could call on Aphrodite every time something happened. Parenting was hard. She never, ever wanted to hurt Drew. So she calls on Aphrodite through the ways she knows how; memory.

Like Aphrodite did so long ago, Mama takes it in stride, smiles reassuringly. “Is that so? Is she very pretty?” (”The prettiest!”)

Mama does this every time something like this happens. Every time a kid at school says something cruel, or Drew gets another crush, or her daughter picks up a new interest, or anything at all, Mama smiles and pets her hair and encourages her. She doesn’t make a big deal out of things, doesn’t ask accusatory questions. She’s gentle like sea foam on sand, like a breeze that shakes the flame of a candle but does not blow it out. She becomes that which reminds her of the lover she once had, the lover that gave her her beloved daughter, her Drew.

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i just know that if i keep writing this is going to end up 100k words so uh…. i’ll keep working on it privately and maybe post it on ao3 because i am yelling and i didnt realize this was something i loved this much omg… thank you for sending the ask! - mod will