wow this is so bad don't look at me

i know this is probably the most predictable post i’ve ever made but here’s why joey’s very relatable and why you guys should stop dragging me for loving him so much

1. very sleepy

goodnight preds

goodnight joey

2. loves dogs

that’s doug. joey bought a giant teddy bear from costco for him and its name is bubbles

and here’s his previous dog lily

3. very affectionate?

(x) boop

(x) now that is what i call a great hug

4. ???

(note the smile too wow)

(both from x)

5. incapable of not smiling

and if you ask me that’s exactly what angels looks like?

6. loves his lineys

laying out the facts

i don’t know about you but personally the jofa line is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me

7. hates kesler

icons only…

(x)

8. always speaks too soon

9. overcame bad hairstyle decisions, as in went from this: (x)

to this:

which imho is… inspirational.

this is maybe just 20% of all the reasons i love him so follow for more idk

Thoughts during PMS
  • Me: I'm SO hot
  • Me: I'm FREEZING
  • Me: My boobs hurt so bad right
  • Me: I just want to cuddle right now
  • Me: the neXT PERSON WHO TOUCHS ME DIES
  • Me: I want something sweet
  • Me: GOD WHY DONT WE HAVE ANYTHING SALTY
  • Me: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY
  • Me: *cries uncontrollably for hours*
  • Me: Oh wow I feel so skinny today!!
  • Me: Well, looks like I need to hit the gym
  • Me: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY ZITS
  • Me: What's with that random pain in my leg
  • Me: Why does my back hurt so much
  • Me: Everyone is telling me I'm acting crazy like I don't see what's different
  • Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *checks period tracker*
  • Me: Oh right it's just my period

anonymous asked:

You're such a big ray of sunshine. To have an artist like you is such a blessing. (To be honest I followed you way back when and it was sad to see you gone) I saw you again by chance and I was wondering if you were the same artist as from before or not and you were!!!! I was so happy to find you again! And seeing how you are more active and just. You are great! Keep being you! Your comment about angst too is true, we need that cute fluff!!!! May happiness rain down on you!!!

I???? Wow I actually don’t know what to say, umm…….

Well first off, I really appreciate you being a long term follower of mine; it means a lot!! I apologize for leaving so suddenly back at that time, but I’m really glad to see that you found me again! I hope you enjoy your stay! Secondly, just know that seeing this made me really happy! You’re honestly too kind. I don’t think I can handle this?? I’m still pretty speechless actually…, but thank you so much for this! I hope happiness rains down on you too!!

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Tom/Harry AU: Harry didn’t expect to face Tom Marvolo Riddle again, not after what had occurred in the Chamber of Secrets. Four years later, however, he was proved wrong. This version of Tom wasn’t part of Voldemort’s split soul any longer—instead he appeared to be tied to Harry, who was far from pleased by this development.

Tumblr did this to me
  • Me: oh wow the girl who plays Lena Luthor looks so evil, I don't really like her she's intimidating. For sho she's evil.
  • Tumblr: Supercorps? Karlena?
  • Me: okay the memes, fanart and fics are cute.
  • Tumblr: *Katie McGrath*
  • Me: ah she looks evil but there's something about her
  • Tumblr: *more Katie McGrath*
  • Me: On a second thought, she's not that bad, she's kinda..hot
  • Tumblr: *more and more and more Katie McGrath*
  • Me: Okayy yes she is beautiful and awesome
  • Tumblr: *never ending gifs, interview, picture and memes of Katie McGrath*
  • Me: OKAY YES I'LL ADMIT I'M HAVING MAJOR CRUSH ON KATIE MCGRATH!
  • Tumblr: Good girl *pats me on the head*

things that don’t help your trans friends:

-‘oh i get misgendered as a boy/girl aaaaaaall the time, isn’t it funny/weird/annoying?’

-'it can’t be /that/ bad’

-telling people their deadnames

-showing videos of your friend before they came out and 'wow don’t you remember when you looked so girly/manly???’

-'can’t you just ignore it?’ (misgendering)

-'I hate boys…. but not you, you’re trans (masc) so you don’t count’

-comparing coming out as trans to… just don’t compare stuff because no one persons experience is the same

-'well at least you’re in a country where you’re accepted’ (bs)

the list goes on countlessly pls guys

Megamind sentence pack
  • "Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good."
  • "Things could be a lot worse."
  • "Oh, that's right. I'm falling to my death."
  • "My end starts at the beginning."
  • "I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?"
  • "I set out to find my destiny!"
  • "And our glorious rivalry was born!"
  • "A much different fate awaited me."
  • "A baby! How thoughtful!"
  • "I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning."
  • "Evil is sent to quiet time in the corner."
  • "Being bad is the one thing I'm good at!"
  • "I was destined to be a super villain."
  • "(he/she) would win some, I would almost win others."
  • "You're fun."
  • "To count every second of you 87 life sentences."
  • "Looks like you're going to miss it, by several thousand years."
  • "I'd be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby."
  • "Hey, I love you, whatever!"
  • "The city doesn't pay you to loaf."
  • "You were right. I'll always be a villain."
  • "You got it, boss!"
  • "Who's your man?"
  • [shoots gun in the air repetitively in celebration]
  • "Who would I be without you?"
  • "And I love you, random citizen!"
  • "I kept it cold and damp, just for you."
  • "Would it kill you to wash the bag?"
  • "Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in Romania."
  • "Please talk slower."
  • "Should've known you'd try to crash the party."
  • "We all know how this ends - with you, behind bars."
  • "Yeah, not panicking."
  • "You've fallen right into my trap."
  • "Still warming up, sir."
  • "The sun is warming up?!"
  • "Who's side are you on?"
  • "Could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?"
  • "Your weakness is copper?"
  • "First off, what a turn out!"
  • "All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe."
  • "Let's just have fun with this, c'mon!"
  • "I understand you, little well-dressed bird."
  • "Is something wrong, sir?"
  • "Just think about it. We have it all...yet, we have nothing."
  • "Without him, what's the point...?"
  • "Perhaps we took him for granted."
  • "Are you happy now?"
  • "Are you ready to be a slave army? What do you need to know."
  • "Chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns!"
  • "I made a horrible mistake."
  • "I'm not allowed to insult guests directly."
  • "If only the world had a reset button."
  • "I didn't know you had...feelings, are you okay?"
  • "I think we should run. Bye!"
  • "Oh, I'm too close! I'm genuinely scared right now!"
  • "I'm a villain without a hero!"
  • "For the greater good of bad!"
  • "You don't know what's good for bad!"
  • "There's a doormat here saying secret entrance!"
  • "It's called formal speedwalking."
  • "Oh, what fun!"
  • "Or I'm gonna find out what this weird looking gun does!"
  • "You're so fit! And...strangely charismatic!"
  • "You were right about that door being exciting!"
  • "Daddy's sorry!"
  • "Wow, a brave one, isn't he?"
  • "I'll call you tomorrow...partner."
  • "That was awkward for everyone, because you hugged him instead of me."
  • "Who is this man we've infused with godlike powers?"
  • "Use the forget me stick!"
  • "Wow, you look fantastic."
  • "So you're like...my space dad?"
  • "I'm your space step-mom!"
  • "No frickin' way!"
  • "Can't wait, l-o-l, smiley face."
  • "We don't want to battle our new hero in a dump now, do we?"
  • "[name] and I...were never a couple."
  • "It was the only name I could trademark."
  • "Who wants churros!?"
  • "You've fallen in love with [him/her]!"
  • "The bad guy doesn't get the girl!"
  • "I'll just pack my thing and go!"
  • "I usually just hear villains, have you been naughty."
  • "Are you crazy!?"
  • "We're like an old married couple!"
  • "I am extremely boggled."
  • "Why are you so evil?"
  • "Did you really think that I would ever be with you?"
  • "I only took the gig to get the girl!"
  • "Evil returns with a backhand!"
  • "En garde!"
  • "Speak, apparition."
  • "We're gonna die!"
  • "I knew you'd come back!"
  • "Well, that makes one of us."
  • "It mostly involves not dying."
  • "My death was greatly exaggerated."
  • "Going somewhere, besides jail?"
  • "You're not gonna be laughing for long."
  • "There's a benefit to losing. You get to learn from your mistakes."
  • "I finally had a reason to win. You."
  • "He's just not used to positive feedback!"
  • "You know, you look pretty good in white."
  • "You know, I like the sound of that."
  • <p> <b>Murdoc:</b> *looking at himself in the mirror* holy fuck. Holy fuck holy fuck holy fUCK<p/><b>2D:</b> what?<p/><b>Murdoc:</b> bloody hell. I look so fucking handsome today. What the heck. So handsome. I love me<p/><b>2D:</b> *giggling* babe i love u but u r not really handsome<p/><b>Murdoc:</b> yeah love say whatever u want I don't care. Today I'm the pretty guy. *stares at himself again* Holy shit can you believe this? Fuck you you're so damn lucky for shaggin' me. Wow<p/></p>

Julian:*walking in the training room* Why is Emma in a corner with a sad expresion on her face?


Diana: She’s grounded! And you are next, because she told me you took part of her plan too. *Sending Julian at the corner with Emma*



Julian:*whispering* Look what you’ve done, Em… Good job!


Diana: *from across the room* Bad kids are not allowed to speak!

  • friends: don't get attached to any of the characters. they're probably gonna die.
  • family: srly don't. everyone will die.
  • foes: listen! don't get fucking attached. come on!
  • me: smh relax, I got this. I know.
  • me, five minutes into s1 ep1: ooooh look at ned! MAKE HIM KING! look at robb being the mighty warrior. look at my little arya kicking ass! WOW I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH!

anonymous asked:

Also, in friendenemies, he was legitimately sad he hurt Marco's feelings and maybe damaged their new friendship. I mean, when Marco got mad, and came at Tom, Tom being much taller, Tom shrunk under him, and started frowning. He could've blown up, and easily taken down Marco, but he let Marco be mad and felt genuinely bad. You can't tell me they "still don't like each other".

This entire scene was hard to watch, they both look like they’re going to cry.

Tom backed into a corner, because Marco was yelling at him. Marco managed to back someone with dangerous magic powers into a corner and get through to him.

Then after Tom realizes just what he did: Lie to Marco and make him think all this bonding time was not genuine (When actually a lot of it was), he has an “Wow I F#cked up” face.

He was so upset about the badge, and how it seemed like marco cared more about the movie tickets then him, he forgot just how messed up this was from Marco’s perspective.

So much regret…

Then he IMMEDIATELY tries to apologize after he realizes how badly he messed up (Because y’know, he cares about Marco and doesn’t want Marco to leave for home angry)

Tom at this point, definitely cares about Marco.

His anger at Marco choosing tickets over him, his immediate regret for hurting him, his willing to do something that takes a lot of energy out of him….not to make marco like him again….but to make marco smile, There’s no way Tom still “Doesn’t Like” Marco.

Marco might be mixed, But Tom’s current feelings about Marco seem much more clear.

Land Next to Me: Chapter 3

A/N: Woah this was longer than I planned-way over. This is almost twice the amount of chapter one lmao but anyways, here you guys go!! We’re back to Lucy’s POV now and things are escalating quickly!! 

Thanks @canasexual for being a lovely beta for this!! Honestly made this chapter so much better! <3 

Fandom: Fairy Tail/the 100

Rated: T

Words: 4369

Pairings: Nalu, eventual Gajevy and Jerza

Summary: Three hundred years since the human race has set foot on Earth, one hundred teen prisoners are sent down with nothing but their wits and each other. Even though she’s just as scared as everyone else, Lucy Heartfilia will do anything she can to make sure they survive.

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Chapter 3: Revenge Isn’t Justice

“Levy, I don’t know what to do,” Lucy cried as she kicked her bed, frustrated. “Don’t the people deserve to know they’re going to die in three months?”

Lucy was fucking terrified. Old memories ate at her, her stomach in knots while the rest of her body felt numb. If she had just kept her mouth shut, then maybe Levy…

Levy.

Broken. Bleeding. Dying.

Her breathing was haggard and heavy, her mind a jumbled mess with her thoughts disconnected and running rampant. They had somehow made it back to the camp, she surmised after looking up and seeing the dropship. She stumbled forward a few steps with tears freely flowing down her face, distorting her vision. She moved her hand to wipe the tears from her face and grimly realized that she was shaking.

A broken cry ripped from her throat as she hunched over as she felt her chest constrict. Her hands moved to grip her hair in an unsuccessful attempt to regain her composure, her thoughts and emotions completely overwhelmed by guilt and fear.

It was all her fault.

Levy was only on the ground because of her. Lucy had confided in her and told her about her mother’s plan to let the people of the Ark know that it was dying. She never even thought to consider the possibility someone could overhear them.

Lucy clutched the bracelet on her wrist, thoughts of her mother and her pointless death running through her mind as her stomach lurched up to her throat. Maybe if she tried to stop her mother, tried to convince her that she had been wrong, maybe she’d still be alive, maybe Levy and Lucy would still be in space where it was safe. At least, safer than the ground.

But her mom wasn’t wrong. The people did deserve to know.

And they never would.

She could hear voices getting closer, her body still bent over with her hands on her knees as she  tried to catch her breath. She had to stay strong.

Or, at least, look it.

With great amount effort and the little energy she had left, Lucy stood up, back straight, wiping away the tears that still fell from her face.

“What the hell happened?”

Jellal.

She wanted to laugh. Of course Jellal would be the one doing the questioning. It was only natural for the kids to look up to him after all; he was technically an adult and they were just a bunch of adolescent criminals who were sent down to save the lives of the innocent.

“We’re not alone,” she breathed out, staring him dead on. She saw his eyes widen, shock and confusion appearing on his face. There were mutters coming from all around her at her words, and she could hear them try to figure out what she was talking about. “There are survivors. Levy, she…” she trailed off. She couldn’t say it. It would only make it too real—too painful.

“She got hit.” She heard Loke finish and she gave him a half smile out of thanks. Her breath hitched at the look on his face—eyes red and jaw tense. He was trying to be strong, but she could tell that he was breaking down just like the rest of them.  

Her ears picked up the sounds of whimpering and her heart broke as she turned her head to see Jet and Droy with tears running down their cheeks, staring at the ground with an arm wrapped around each other. She felt her tears come back—though she doubted they even stopped in the first place—at the sight. They loved Levy just as much as she did, maybe even more.

“We need to go back for her. She could still be alive.” It wasn’t a question—Lucy needed backup. It was true they didn’t know what was out there, but there was no way was she leaving Levy for dead. “You have to come with us, Jellal. You have to help us.” Her voice cracked at the end, her words filled with pleading and desperation.

Lucy hated to ask him, she really did.

But he had a gun, and Levy was more important than her personal feelings.

She could see the pain, the conflict, in his eyes. He didn’t know Levy, hell, he didn’t even really know her. There was no reason for him to help her. More importantly, they now had more life-threatening issues to worry about, like the fact that there are survivors who potentially wanted to kill them all. The crowd started to raise their voices and she could tell panic was starting to settle in with everyone and she was slightly surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

“No,” Jellal stated, voice firm, “it’s a bad idea. We’d only get ourselves hurt—killed. We need a plan; you need to think this through, princess.” His eyes we’re focused on her as he crossed his arms in resolve.

It’s not like she expected him to say yes.

But it still hurt.

“We need to build a wall,” he shouted as he turned to the crowd of teens surrounding them, “make a defence to keep them out.” She wanted to yell, to scream at him to stop being such an idiot, but he wasn’t. A wall was a good idea. She could admit that. It would hopefully keep the grounders at bay, make it known they weren’t welcome. But right now, to her, it didn’t matter.

Nothing mattered except saving her friend, and she’d be damned if she stayed to build a wall when she could be saving a life.

“What if it was Wendy?” she demanded, hands moving to her hips as she took a few determined steps forward, mustering up a look she hoped was intimidating. She had to look in control. His face contorted to one of complete shock and she saw his jaw clench, his hands curl into balls. His features changed to one of anger as he strode towards her, and for a moment, she was scared. She stood her ground, however, not backing down from his towering frame. She knew she made him think twice, that he might change his mind, because the reality of the situation started to sink in, she could see it in his expression, the way his body was tense.

She could only hope to God that he did, because she needed him.

“But it’s not,” his voice was low, tall frame looming over hers, “it’s not Wendy. I don’t know Levy, she’s not my only responsibility. And if I can save ninety-nine lives over one, I’m going to.” She crumpled at his words, shoulders shaking as she held back her tears.

Her teeth chewed the inside of her cheek, not knowing what to say. Because he was right, Levy was one life out of a hundred. She didn’t matter to him.

But Lucy couldn’t help but hate him for it anyway.

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sketch dump ‘v’/

aaah someone recommended me to listen to the song reversible campaign earlier when I was looking for something to hear and I swore I’ve heard that song before TURNS OUT IT WAS USED FOR AN NDRV3 FANVID I WATCHED A LOONG TIME AGO AND I WATCHED IT AGAIN GEE my he art aches so bad??? wow

Headset chat, first run of show after Q2Q
  • SM: So, I don’t know all the cue placements *just* yet, so there won’t be a lot of standbys tonight
  • LBO, sarcastically: I don't know if I can work under these conditions
  • SBO: Sound is ready and waiting and fully prepared for everything.
  • LBO: Wow. Way to make me look bad sound. Okay. Standing by cue 1 through end of show.

parkkate  asked:

Yaaaay! My mind is finally working again :D Sooooo #5 pleeeaaaase "Wow, you don't see that every day!" of course for drarry <3 THANK YOU!! :)

(Hope you like it, hun! 6 lines, my bad, so hard to write so little, but I am LOVING the challenge!)

“Wow, you don’t see that every day!”

“If you don’t like it, just say so! You don’t have to mock me!” Harry snapped defensively. Draco had been staring for entirely too long, and he was starting to feel rather foolish.

Draco walked slowly around him, looking him over, and the scrutiny made Harry itch. So much for his brilliant surprise. He should never have listened to Luna.

“No, no,” Draco said, reaching out and dragging his finger through one of the elaborate designs drawn all over Harry’s body. He lifted his finger to his mouth, and licked the skin clean. “I do love sweets.”

Harry flushed, amazed that the syrups and icings hadn’t melted off his body, he felt so hot with embarrassment. “Just wanted to try and do something new and exciting,” he muttered. “I don’t want to bore you.”

Draco stepped closer, tilted Harry’s head with careful hands, and collected on his tongue the mint chocolate syrup forming the shape of a snake coiled on the side of Harry’s neck. Harry shivered and released a soft sigh.

“Oh, Harry,” Draco murmured, “you haven’t disappointed me yet.”


(Send me a line and I’ll write the next 5, part of my 1k milestone)

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Yesterday I was scrolling through twitter and @mad-maddie had tweeted a picture of her Link from BotW with the caption “each day my boy looks ready to swear allegiance to the Banshee Queen”

But since her Link already looked a lot like a Dark Ranger I got the urge to draw him in Sylvanas’ clothes…

so yeah, a few hours and some bad shading skills later this came into existence

anonymous asked:

I mean like fav xingmi, fav lufan, and fav exoL, not out of the 3!

ooooooh sorry anon I totally misunderstood!!!

ok this is…… hard wow look i’m only gonna pick a tiny handful ok because I don’t want to basically do a follow forever sadjsdfhsdf

xingmi @yixingsponytail @yixings2017 @florese @amaxing-daes @xingslove @kenopsiae @geminixingmi @xbaek

lufans @callmeminseok @ai-luhannie @chogiwapark @aerilu @thelittlelittleyou @meiren-menglu @7deer-ofthe-dawn7

exo-L @dazzlingkai @mniseokk @baekhyuntella @lawlliets @ohwondae @luchenz @angel-in-slow-motion @starsehun @byunparks @chouxiu

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We all know that strange, as hell, feeling, when we miss someone so bad, so it seems like something is gonna brake our bones from inside.

P.s. those two sketches with Levy and Gajeel are sooo old, guys. Frankly saying, I prepared them a year ago for a tiny comics I was creating… But, but, but… :D
So, I decided to post them now (What a genius) i don’t know why XD
Maybe it’s never too late. But I can’t handle that feeling in my chest that is whispering to me: “WOW, YOU WAS SOOO BAD AT BLENDING COLORS JUST LOOK AT THAT SHIT” XD