wow this is so bad don't look at me

i know this is probably the most predictable post i’ve ever made but here’s why joey’s very relatable and why you guys should stop dragging me for loving him so much

1. very sleepy

goodnight preds

goodnight joey

2. loves dogs

that’s doug. joey bought a giant teddy bear from costco for him and its name is bubbles

and here’s his previous dog lily

3. very affectionate?

(x) boop

(x) now that is what i call a great hug

4. ???

(note the smile too wow)

(both from x)

5. incapable of not smiling

and if you ask me that’s exactly what angels looks like?

6. loves his lineys

laying out the facts

i don’t know about you but personally the jofa line is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me

7. hates kesler

icons only…

(x)

8. always speaks too soon

9. overcame bad hairstyle decisions, as in went from this: (x)

to this:

which imho is… inspirational.

this is maybe just 20% of all the reasons i love him so follow for more idk

Thoughts during PMS
  • Me: I'm SO hot
  • Me: I'm FREEZING
  • Me: My boobs hurt so bad right
  • Me: I just want to cuddle right now
  • Me: the neXT PERSON WHO TOUCHS ME DIES
  • Me: I want something sweet
  • Me: GOD WHY DONT WE HAVE ANYTHING SALTY
  • Me: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY
  • Me: *cries uncontrollably for hours*
  • Me: Oh wow I feel so skinny today!!
  • Me: Well, looks like I need to hit the gym
  • Me: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY ZITS
  • Me: What's with that random pain in my leg
  • Me: Why does my back hurt so much
  • Me: Everyone is telling me I'm acting crazy like I don't see what's different
  • Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *checks period tracker*
  • Me: Oh right it's just my period
Tumblr did this to me
  • Me: oh wow the girl who plays Lena Luthor looks so evil, I don't really like her she's intimidating. For sho she's evil.
  • Tumblr: Supercorps? Karlena?
  • Me: okay the memes, fanart and fics are cute.
  • Tumblr: *Katie McGrath*
  • Me: ah she looks evil but there's something about her
  • Tumblr: *more Katie McGrath*
  • Me: On a second thought, she's not that bad, she's kinda..hot
  • Tumblr: *more and more and more Katie McGrath*
  • Me: Okayy yes she is beautiful and awesome
  • Tumblr: *never ending gifs, interview, picture and memes of Katie McGrath*
  • Me: OKAY YES I'LL ADMIT I'M HAVING MAJOR CRUSH ON KATIE MCGRATH!
  • Tumblr: Good girl *pats me on the head*
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Tom/Harry AU: Harry didn’t expect to face Tom Marvolo Riddle again, not after what had occurred in the Chamber of Secrets. Four years later, however, he was proved wrong. This version of Tom wasn’t part of Voldemort’s split soul any longer—instead he appeared to be tied to Harry, who was far from pleased by this development.

anonymous asked:

Also, in friendenemies, he was legitimately sad he hurt Marco's feelings and maybe damaged their new friendship. I mean, when Marco got mad, and came at Tom, Tom being much taller, Tom shrunk under him, and started frowning. He could've blown up, and easily taken down Marco, but he let Marco be mad and felt genuinely bad. You can't tell me they "still don't like each other".

This entire scene was hard to watch, they both look like they’re going to cry.

Tom backed into a corner, because Marco was yelling at him. Marco managed to back someone with dangerous magic powers into a corner and get through to him.

Then after Tom realizes just what he did: Lie to Marco and make him think all this bonding time was not genuine (When actually a lot of it was), he has an “Wow I F#cked up” face.

He was so upset about the badge, and how it seemed like marco cared more about the movie tickets then him, he forgot just how messed up this was from Marco’s perspective.

So much regret…

Then he IMMEDIATELY tries to apologize after he realizes how badly he messed up (Because y’know, he cares about Marco and doesn’t want Marco to leave for home angry)

Tom at this point, definitely cares about Marco.

His anger at Marco choosing tickets over him, his immediate regret for hurting him, his willing to do something that takes a lot of energy out of him….not to make marco like him again….but to make marco smile, There’s no way Tom still “Doesn’t Like” Marco.

Marco might be mixed, But Tom’s current feelings about Marco seem much more clear.

Headset chat, first run of show after Q2Q
  • SM: So, I don’t know all the cue placements *just* yet, so there won’t be a lot of standbys tonight
  • LBO, sarcastically: I don't know if I can work under these conditions
  • SBO: Sound is ready and waiting and fully prepared for everything.
  • LBO: Wow. Way to make me look bad sound. Okay. Standing by cue 1 through end of show.

parkkate  asked:

Yaaaay! My mind is finally working again :D Sooooo #5 pleeeaaaase "Wow, you don't see that every day!" of course for drarry <3 THANK YOU!! :)

(Hope you like it, hun! 6 lines, my bad, so hard to write so little, but I am LOVING the challenge!)

“Wow, you don’t see that every day!”

“If you don’t like it, just say so! You don’t have to mock me!” Harry snapped defensively. Draco had been staring for entirely too long, and he was starting to feel rather foolish.

Draco walked slowly around him, looking him over, and the scrutiny made Harry itch. So much for his brilliant surprise. He should never have listened to Luna.

“No, no,” Draco said, reaching out and dragging his finger through one of the elaborate designs drawn all over Harry’s body. He lifted his finger to his mouth, and licked the skin clean. “I do love sweets.”

Harry flushed, amazed that the syrups and icings hadn’t melted off his body, he felt so hot with embarrassment. “Just wanted to try and do something new and exciting,” he muttered. “I don’t want to bore you.”

Draco stepped closer, tilted Harry’s head with careful hands, and collected on his tongue the mint chocolate syrup forming the shape of a snake coiled on the side of Harry’s neck. Harry shivered and released a soft sigh.

“Oh, Harry,” Draco murmured, “you haven’t disappointed me yet.”


(Send me a line and I’ll write the next 5, part of my 1k milestone)

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Yesterday I was scrolling through twitter and @mad-maddie had tweeted a picture of her Link from BotW with the caption “each day my boy looks ready to swear allegiance to the Banshee Queen”

But since her Link already looked a lot like a Dark Ranger I got the urge to draw him in Sylvanas’ clothes…

so yeah, a few hours and some bad shading skills later this came into existence

anonymous asked:

Can I vent a bit? I feel like a real shitty Jin stan because I'm not attracted to him. He's my bias but I'm not sexually attracted to him like I am Jimin and someone told me that makes me a bad Jin stan. Wow, I didn't know there were rules involved for stanning someone. Is it so bad that I just love Jin for who he is and not his looks or body? He's wildly attractive but I just don't get those sorts of feelings from him like I do from the Maknae line probably because of the age difference.

alright, i have some MAJOR issues with your friend. The fact that she says you’re not a “real” stan because you don’t want to bone him seriously problematic as fuck. The fact that she even thinks that is a big ol waving red flag of sexual objectification. she’s basically equating them to sex objects. They’re human beings who deserve to be respected for their talent and personalities, not because of how many people want to fuck them. 

it makes me extremely uncomfortable. 

sexual attraction is not a requirement when it comes to biasing someone. What about asexuals? are they not allowed to call someone their bias because they don’t want to sleep with them? does your friend make the rules on fandom and stanning? no, she doesn’t.

you’re allowed to bias whoever the hell you want to bias, and wanting to fuck that person or not has nothing to do with it. these idols are more than their bodies and their looks. 

Jin has improved leaps and bounds over the years. his vocals are always consistent. he’s hilarious and kind. and was the only guy to ask that girl if she was okay during the elevator prank. he deserves the entire fucking world and you should be proud to call yourself a Jin stan.

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We all know that strange, as hell, feeling, when we miss someone so bad, so it seems like something is gonna brake our bones from inside.

P.s. those two sketches with Levy and Gajeel are sooo old, guys. Frankly saying, I prepared them a year ago for a tiny comics I was creating… But, but, but… :D
So, I decided to post them now (What a genius) i don’t know why XD
Maybe it’s never too late. But I can’t handle that feeling in my chest that is whispering to me: “WOW, YOU WAS SOOO BAD AT BLENDING COLORS JUST LOOK AT THAT SHIT” XD

anonymous asked:

okay but what was his best fuck the patriarchy face? did he end up doing it in the picture?

it’s someplace on my blog. or not? i never posted the picture on here? wow my bad. i think it’s because someone stole it as soon as i posted it on ig and i was like screw all y’all.

here is the post detailing my entire ww philly experience. 

✨ Mikleo in all his glory ✨

or so… Hey, don’t blame me for the water, I gave up after a few hours of despair and now it looks like colourful, sparkly slime but oh well. Don’t tell me that doesn’t suit him e.e because it does.

EDIT: Aww guys, I’m sorry, I was really grumpy when I posted this ^^;; thank you all for the kind words! I guess the water really doesn’t look so bad… c:
Send me blog recs!! Please~

I desperately need to follow new people because my dash is beyond dead and I’m running out of content to reblog. Please send me blogs that you think are good and worth taking a look at :)

I’m not going to post any of the asks because that’ll seem like a promo, you know? So you don’t need to be anonymous (unless you still want to of course, just know that I can’t respond).

I’m especially interested in gfx makers, but any blog with nice content is fine by me ^^ And they don’t need to be BTS-centric! Multifandom or blogs about other fandoms is fine by me.

Thanks so much! I look forward to checking out blogs!

blookmallow  asked:

5 + 11

  • 11. In clothes inspired by your favorite food! 

50 long years later and i finally did it…. Tbh i’m bad at picking favorites because literally everything about me shifts so often but hot wings popped into my head first so. (The anatomy’s all wack because i drew this in the span of 2 days and did the sketch while i was tired and didn’t think to fix it. Still i actually like how this came out!)

All I want is to get a pupper and register them as an ESA because I can have pretty bad anxiety/panic attacks when I’m overwhelmed (which happens more often when I’m alone at college) but the fastest I can see a psychologist after a bad attack is like 2 weeks and then they say “Wow look at you, emotionally stable person, I can’t even imagine you having this attack you’re all good come back when you think you have more issues”

the signs moving in a new place together
  • Aries: "ok lets get to it everyone!!!" *only brings in a mattress then sleeps*
  • Taurus: *joins aries* "wake me up for lunch"
  • Gemini: "oh golly...wow...look at this" *pretends to check texts on phone* "looks like i have to go....so sorry....bye" *comes back when hard work is over*
  • Cancer: *unpacks a blanket and places it on top of aries and taurus* *takes a photo*
  • Leo: *stacks 3 full boxes on top of each other* *sits on top* "hey guys!! look at me!!
  • Virgo: "I don't mean to be a buzzkill...but I did make a schedule so we could get this done as quickly as possible..."
  • Libra: *feels bad* *helps virgo*
  • Scorpio: "I'll cut the tap off the boxes!" *grabs knife*
  • Sagittarius: *tries to unpack as many boxes as possible* *also tries to make it fun*
  • Capricorn: *secretly trying to unpack more boxes than sagittarius* *but with no fun*
  • Aquarius: *insert awkward joke here*
  • Pisces: *opens one box* *takes a photo and uploads it to instagram. captions it as, "unpacking uwu!! <3"*
  • Adrien: Plagg, guess what?! I'm starring as the main feature in Pere's magazine next month, and my photoshoot will be later this week.
  • Plagg: Well don't you think you're just the cat's meow?
  • Adrien:
  • Plagg: HA
  • Plagg: HA I GOT YOU GOOD
  • Plagg: HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW ASSHOLE
  • Plagg: NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE
  • Plagg: NOT SO FUN NOW IS IT
  • Adrien:
  • Plagg: *heavy breathing*
  • Adrien: Wow Plagg ... I can barely Brie-lieve you just did that ayyyyyyyyyy
  • Plagg: *screams*