wow this is so bad don't look at me

i know this is probably the most predictable post i’ve ever made but here’s why joey’s very relatable and why you guys should stop dragging me for loving him so much

1. very sleepy

goodnight preds

goodnight joey

2. loves dogs

that’s doug. joey bought a giant teddy bear from costco for him and its name is bubbles

and here’s his previous dog lily

3. very affectionate?

(x) boop

(x) now that is what i call a great hug

4. ???

(note the smile too wow)

(both from x)

5. incapable of not smiling

and if you ask me that’s exactly what angels looks like?

6. loves his lineys

laying out the facts

i don’t know about you but personally the jofa line is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me

7. hates kesler

icons only…

(x)

8. always speaks too soon

9. overcame bad hairstyle decisions, as in went from this: (x)

to this:

which imho is… inspirational.

this is maybe just 20% of all the reasons i love him so follow for more idk

Tumblr did this to me
  • Me: oh wow the girl who plays Lena Luthor looks so evil, I don't really like her she's intimidating. For sho she's evil.
  • Tumblr: Supercorps? Karlena?
  • Me: okay the memes, fanart and fics are cute.
  • Tumblr: *Katie McGrath*
  • Me: ah she looks evil but there's something about her
  • Tumblr: *more Katie McGrath*
  • Me: On a second thought, she's not that bad, she's kinda..hot
  • Tumblr: *more and more and more Katie McGrath*
  • Me: Okayy yes she is beautiful and awesome
  • Tumblr: *never ending gifs, interview, picture and memes of Katie McGrath*
  • Me: OKAY YES I'LL ADMIT I'M HAVING MAJOR CRUSH ON KATIE MCGRATH!
  • Tumblr: Good girl *pats me on the head*
Thoughts during PMS
  • Me: I'm SO hot
  • Me: I'm FREEZING
  • Me: My boobs hurt so bad right
  • Me: I just want to cuddle right now
  • Me: the neXT PERSON WHO TOUCHS ME DIES
  • Me: I want something sweet
  • Me: GOD WHY DONT WE HAVE ANYTHING SALTY
  • Me: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY
  • Me: *cries uncontrollably for hours*
  • Me: Oh wow I feel so skinny today!!
  • Me: Well, looks like I need to hit the gym
  • Me: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY ZITS
  • Me: What's with that random pain in my leg
  • Me: Why does my back hurt so much
  • Me: Everyone is telling me I'm acting crazy like I don't see what's different
  • Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *checks period tracker*
  • Me: Oh right it's just my period
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Tom/Harry AU: Harry didn’t expect to face Tom Marvolo Riddle again, not after what had occurred in the Chamber of Secrets. Four years later, however, he was proved wrong. This version of Tom wasn’t part of Voldemort’s split soul any longer—instead he appeared to be tied to Harry, who was far from pleased by this development.

anonymous asked:

Also, in friendenemies, he was legitimately sad he hurt Marco's feelings and maybe damaged their new friendship. I mean, when Marco got mad, and came at Tom, Tom being much taller, Tom shrunk under him, and started frowning. He could've blown up, and easily taken down Marco, but he let Marco be mad and felt genuinely bad. You can't tell me they "still don't like each other".

This entire scene was hard to watch, they both look like they’re going to cry.

Tom backed into a corner, because Marco was yelling at him. Marco managed to back someone with dangerous magic powers into a corner and get through to him.

Then after Tom realizes just what he did: Lie to Marco and make him think all this bonding time was not genuine (When actually a lot of it was), he has an “Wow I F#cked up” face.

He was so upset about the badge, and how it seemed like marco cared more about the movie tickets then him, he forgot just how messed up this was from Marco’s perspective.

So much regret…

Then he IMMEDIATELY tries to apologize after he realizes how badly he messed up (Because y’know, he cares about Marco and doesn’t want Marco to leave for home angry)

Tom at this point, definitely cares about Marco.

His anger at Marco choosing tickets over him, his immediate regret for hurting him, his willing to do something that takes a lot of energy out of him….not to make marco like him again….but to make marco smile, There’s no way Tom still “Doesn’t Like” Marco.

Marco might be mixed, But Tom’s current feelings about Marco seem much more clear.

Headset chat, first run of show after Q2Q
  • SM: So, I don’t know all the cue placements *just* yet, so there won’t be a lot of standbys tonight
  • LBO, sarcastically: I don't know if I can work under these conditions
  • SBO: Sound is ready and waiting and fully prepared for everything.
  • LBO: Wow. Way to make me look bad sound. Okay. Standing by cue 1 through end of show.

parkkate  asked:

Yaaaay! My mind is finally working again :D Sooooo #5 pleeeaaaase "Wow, you don't see that every day!" of course for drarry <3 THANK YOU!! :)

(Hope you like it, hun! 6 lines, my bad, so hard to write so little, but I am LOVING the challenge!)

“Wow, you don’t see that every day!”

“If you don’t like it, just say so! You don’t have to mock me!” Harry snapped defensively. Draco had been staring for entirely too long, and he was starting to feel rather foolish.

Draco walked slowly around him, looking him over, and the scrutiny made Harry itch. So much for his brilliant surprise. He should never have listened to Luna.

“No, no,” Draco said, reaching out and dragging his finger through one of the elaborate designs drawn all over Harry’s body. He lifted his finger to his mouth, and licked the skin clean. “I do love sweets.”

Harry flushed, amazed that the syrups and icings hadn’t melted off his body, he felt so hot with embarrassment. “Just wanted to try and do something new and exciting,” he muttered. “I don’t want to bore you.”

Draco stepped closer, tilted Harry’s head with careful hands, and collected on his tongue the mint chocolate syrup forming the shape of a snake coiled on the side of Harry’s neck. Harry shivered and released a soft sigh.

“Oh, Harry,” Draco murmured, “you haven’t disappointed me yet.”


(Send me a line and I’ll write the next 5, part of my 1k milestone)

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Yesterday I was scrolling through twitter and @mad-maddie had tweeted a picture of her Link from BotW with the caption “each day my boy looks ready to swear allegiance to the Banshee Queen”

But since her Link already looked a lot like a Dark Ranger I got the urge to draw him in Sylvanas’ clothes…

so yeah, a few hours and some bad shading skills later this came into existence

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We all know that strange, as hell, feeling, when we miss someone so bad, so it seems like something is gonna brake our bones from inside.

P.s. those two sketches with Levy and Gajeel are sooo old, guys. Frankly saying, I prepared them a year ago for a tiny comics I was creating… But, but, but… :D
So, I decided to post them now (What a genius) i don’t know why XD
Maybe it’s never too late. But I can’t handle that feeling in my chest that is whispering to me: “WOW, YOU WAS SOOO BAD AT BLENDING COLORS JUST LOOK AT THAT SHIT” XD

Kids are so amazing.

If you show a child just a little bit of affection and interest, they will reciprocate it tenfold. 

✨ Mikleo in all his glory ✨

or so… Hey, don’t blame me for the water, I gave up after a few hours of despair and now it looks like colourful, sparkly slime but oh well. Don’t tell me that doesn’t suit him e.e because it does.

EDIT: Aww guys, I’m sorry, I was really grumpy when I posted this ^^;; thank you all for the kind words! I guess the water really doesn’t look so bad… c:
the signs moving in a new place together
  • Aries: "ok lets get to it everyone!!!" *only brings in a mattress then sleeps*
  • Taurus: *joins aries* "wake me up for lunch"
  • Gemini: "oh golly...wow...look at this" *pretends to check texts on phone* "looks like i have to go....so sorry....bye" *comes back when hard work is over*
  • Cancer: *unpacks a blanket and places it on top of aries and taurus* *takes a photo*
  • Leo: *stacks 3 full boxes on top of each other* *sits on top* "hey guys!! look at me!!
  • Virgo: "I don't mean to be a buzzkill...but I did make a schedule so we could get this done as quickly as possible..."
  • Libra: *feels bad* *helps virgo*
  • Scorpio: "I'll cut the tap off the boxes!" *grabs knife*
  • Sagittarius: *tries to unpack as many boxes as possible* *also tries to make it fun*
  • Capricorn: *secretly trying to unpack more boxes than sagittarius* *but with no fun*
  • Aquarius: *insert awkward joke here*
  • Pisces: *opens one box* *takes a photo and uploads it to instagram. captions it as, "unpacking uwu!! <3"*
  • Adrien: Plagg, guess what?! I'm starring as the main feature in Pere's magazine next month, and my photoshoot will be later this week.
  • Plagg: Well don't you think you're just the cat's meow?
  • Adrien:
  • Plagg: HA
  • Plagg: HA I GOT YOU GOOD
  • Plagg: HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW ASSHOLE
  • Plagg: NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE
  • Plagg: NOT SO FUN NOW IS IT
  • Adrien:
  • Plagg: *heavy breathing*
  • Adrien: Wow Plagg ... I can barely Brie-lieve you just did that ayyyyyyyyyy
  • Plagg: *screams*
Best Scene - The Hub
  • Skye: Okay, you have the flash drive. I programmed it with a decoy crawler. It'll use my browser history to simulate my usual online activity, so while S.H.I.E.L.D. thinks I'm trolling reddit and facebook with the laptop you gave me-
  • Jemma: You'll be hacking the files for Ward and Fitz's mission.
  • Skye: Right. And remember, once you plug it in, you'll only have about-
  • Jemma: Three minutes before S.H.I.E.L.D. catches on.
  • Skye: Do you realize that you keep finishing my-
  • Jemma: Your sentences. I know. I'm sorry. Bad habit.
  • Jemma: *looks around and smirks*
  • Jemma: This is actually a bit thrilling.
  • Skye: Ah, good. I'm glad. Now we've just got to figure out a way to get the panel open.
  • Jemma: Don't worry. I made a special something. It's what we do. *sprays the panel* All done.
  • Skye: Really? Wow. Okay. Uh, now just find a USB port.
  • Jemma: Okay.
  • Sitwell: Agent Simmons?
  • Skye: *speaks in Coms* It's fine. Just play it cool.
  • Jemma: Hello, Mr. Agent Sitwell, sir. May I help you?
  • Sitwell: Call me Jasper.
  • Jemma: Um, what brings you to this restricted hallway so late at night?
  • Agent Sitwell: I could ask you the same thing.
  • Jemma: No. Don't.
  • Skye: Simmons, focus. Just make up an excuse.
  • Jemma: I was just on my way to the loo. I could swear it was two rights and a left, but is that it here? *points at the panel*
  • Sitwell: That's a wall panel. Why are you accessing it?
  • Skye: Don't spiral. Just say something. Anything.
  • Jemma: *twirls her hair in a fake attempt of flirting*
  • Jemma: You certainly have a gorgeous head, don't you?
  • Skye: *mouths* What?!
  • Jemma: I like men that are about my height, but heavier than me.
  • Skye: Stop talking. Stop.
  • Sitwell: Agent Simmons, do you have authorization to access that panel?
  • Skye: Say yes. Say you do.
  • Jemma: Oh! Of course.
  • Jemma: I certainly have it right here in my bag.
  • Jemma: *talking to Skye through the com in front of agent sitwell* he's on to me.
  • Skye: Stop talking to me! He can hear you!
  • Sitwell: Are you on comms with someone?
  • Sitwell: *Speaks into the walkie talkie thingy* This is Sitwell, I need an escort-
  • Jemma: *shoots him in the chest*
  • Jemma: I'm sorry! Oh, my god. Oh, my god. *puts usb in the panel and looks back at Sitwell on the floor*
  • Jemma: *moves his body out of the way* Alright.
  • Skye: Okay. Okay.
  • Jemma: Oof.
  • Jemma: I've shot Agent Sitwell. Good, good, good. Was that all right?
  • Skye: That was terrible! You are terrible at this. That was a total meltdown.
  • kylo ren: *is introduced*
  • me: oh boy. here we go. another angsty pseudo-hot guy with a tragic past, designed for girls to love despite his obvious character flaws and dangerous behavior. they probably cast some guy who looks kind of like anakin in the prequels. he probably has a scar, but just to make him look "badass," not big or obvious enough to "detract from his appearance." please, hollywood. make it stop. we don't need another angst-driven male antagonist who we're supposed to sympathize with or love anyway.
  • kylo ren: *takes mask off*
  • me: lol nvm
  • me: look at how cute seungri is he's such a precious little baby omg
  • me: oh jesus on a bike he's so hot just leave me here to rot i don't want to go on anymore
  • me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM HE'S SO EMBARASSING OH MY GOD THIS WAS A BAD DECISION I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FOUND KPOP GOODBYE EVERYONE IM LEAVING
  • me: wow i love seungri