Damian has a habit of bugging rooms when he thinks he’s missing information. The rest of the family is very well-trained, so the hardware gets spotted almost immediately. Most of them return the bugs so Damian knows they found them, but Stephanie and Tim have taken to staging elaborate conversations underneath them instead.
“Tim listen I’m kinda worried about this audio file I found in Bruce’s database” “okay let’s hear it” “but it’s kind of shady and I think it’s about you” “wow that’s really weird but …play it I guess” [full volume rick roll] [Damian yanks out his earbuds in disgust] [loud laughter from across the room]
Additional tactics: slow burn jokes with the punchline fifteen minutes in, completely fictional information regarding narcotic deals on the elementary school campus (resulting in photographs of Damian camped out inside a tunnel slide), false accounts of criminal activity at the local pizzeria with the follow up text “hey since you’re there can you pick up our order?”
I assume that Duke has to do a bunch of background reading on all the cases Bruce has worked over the years, but really– considering Bruce’s canonical history, some of those are gonna be pretty wild, to the point where Duke probably wouldn’t be able to tell if one of the other kids slipped in a few fake ones.
Am I saying that Duke thinks Bruce spent four months infiltrating a Chuck E. Cheese back in ‘09? Yes. The file said it was a front for weapons trafficking. It’s not like it’s any weirder than the rest of it.
Favourite ‘Agatha Christie’s Poirot’ episodes [3/10]: Lord Edgware Dies
Lady Edgware asks Poirot for help getting a divorce from her husband. That evening thirteen guests are seated at a dinner table, which is supposed to bring bad luck for the first guest to rise. Next morning Lord Edgware is dead.
Help, I'm late to the fandom and know nothing of Elounor except that once upon a time they were awful stinkin' cute. What history do I need to know? What is she up to these days?
OKAY OKAY THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE
so eleanor was a friend of harry’s who he introduced to louis because he thought they’d like each other and WOW WAS HE RIGHT! they dated for four years and were literally the cutestcoupleintheworld. they had a dog named bruce together and she was super close with his family, she was even a bridesmaid in jay’s wedding!! and he called her his “life partner” in an interview once and i cried. she’s also been called the ‘like female version of louis’ and for good reason!! their song was far away and he tattooed it on his arm!! i think they also make their instas together? this hasn’t been confirmed but they’re very similar name-wise (louist91 // eleanorj92)
masterpost of their relationship, if you like sobbing into your pillow at three in the morning. not that i did that ever…
he’s also written several songs presumably about her, probably including strong, love you goodbye, end of the day, maybe no control, maybe fireproof, and probably change your ticket. those aren’t confirmed but… c’mon.
they broke up in 2015 around the time zayn left (rip my entire heart) for unknown reasons but it’s fine i didn’t need to believe in love anyway. he liked a video of her talking (with no sound) on insta once at 2 in the morning after a night out when they were broken up (make of that what you will *eye emoji*) and she also liked one of his pictures that was like a few weeks old and i have not stopped screaming.
currently she’s working as a model and has a blogwith friend max hurd. she’s also on tumblr and insta occasionally?. that’s really all we know about her doings? idk she’s part of a tommy hilfiger campaign and is also really good friends with liam’s ex sophia (which is understandable because they often toured with the boys together)
and now louis and eleanor are refollowing each other on instagram and liking each other’s pics and they wore the same thing!!
anyway they dated for FOUR YEARS and were very clearly in love with each other and they seem to be on good terms now and my heart is full.
Hi I haven’t posted on this blog in about 20,000 years
but hey model viewer is working again and even though these aren’t exactly hardcore edits it’s still something. Anyway so yeah hey this is kinda a mock-up of a pretty nightborne lately named Alesana for me and my fiancee’s RPs. That’s all.
AHHH TNT My really self indulgent charms have arrived from Acorn Press!! They did such a lovely job on them (even let me know I put shiro’s arm on the wrong arm BLESS THEM LAWL);;
ALSO THEY SENT ME LIGHT UP KEYCHAINS THAT MATCH THEIR PALADIN COLORS!?! /screams Thank you SO much!? You guys really are the best! VnV!!
I’ll probably open up some orders for them in late nov or early dec..>< These were made for my and a few of my friends so qty is kinda limited. Pricing will be a bit high cause I went all out;; S-Sorry;;; (They will have vintage swarovski star crystals on them L O L. rip m e also i gotta…assemble..them…/lazy)
So, I got inspired by @ask-thevagabond‘s Wolf!Ryan AU (Yes, I’m aware of how late I am to hop onto this train. That’s kinda how I roll) and am starting on a fic based on it. It’s called Four-Legged Fiend and you can read it here or beneath the cut, as always. I hope you enjoy. :D
Chapter 1: One Man’s Trash
Police sirens wailed
through the night while the best and brightest of the Los Santos Police
Department sought them out.
Its late at night. But hearing your voice gives me a reason to look forward to another beautiful day, another day to see your beautiful face.
➤ pairing: jimin | reader ➤ words: 1.9k ➤ genre: fluff ➤ summary: Jimin wants to
talk. Just not with you. ➤ a/n: it was 1 am last night, and i just thought of this idea and i kinda just
“And I swear, this was by far the most
amazing dream I had of her, like the ferris wheel dream was just wow but this
one made me fall harder for her,” the animation and exhilaration in his voice
was a tad bit thunderous for you at 3 am in the morning.
I mean, I could have just hung up and tell
him to fuck off, I need my beauty sleep.
But he didn’t stop. Nothing stops Jimin
from his moment to bask in the spotlight and talk for hours because when Jimin
got something juicy to say, he will say it there and then. Only that it was just
surprising for him to disrupt your night, ringtone piercing through the still
silence of your peaceful slumber, to just tell you about his dreams because,
really, he doesn’t do that at all.
Author’s Notes: WOW okay this is long. …and kinda all over the place?? Sorryyyy I tried my best. I’ve been in a huge huuuuge writer’s block lately so I’m soorrrryyy!! ^^;;;; I really did try though. The beginning was really good, but then I realized “wait, this can’t all be angst” and said “…heh….let’s throw shit in there and hope it aligns”. So I did. And this was the result. So sorry! I hope it’s still good enough for you @the-floofinator ^^ <3
Word count: 2,329
Summary: Two boys meet, both in pain, and both lost in confusion and trying to find reality, and when they do, it’s a changing experience for the both of them. Who knew Yoosung, the Forever Alone, would end up with a boyfriend just like that~?
Prompt/reason to write: Happy RFA Valentines 2k17 Emma-chan~!
It was just a normal day, really, for Yoosung. He had just been playing LoLol, not expecting to get a boyfriend, or to get a scene pretty much out of a horror movie happen. But it just kinda happened, what can you do? It started with a text in the chatroom.
[prompt: Hi! Let me just say I love all of your phanfictions so much! But I have a prompt if that’s alright. Like Dan comes home late from being out with Pj or Chris or whoever and Phil told him to be back by a sertin time or to check in and Dan doesn’t do either. In result Phil punishes Dan. Spanking, tied up, whatever. (Sorry this is kinda kinky) #daddykinkpleeeeeease~]
heyheyhey !! second fic of the night wow two fics in a row!!! im like a sugar daddy but with phan smut,,,, im a fuckin,,, smut daddy,, pls end me (this is also pretty short lmao soz)
the times in this fic are usin the 12 hour clock bc what even IS the 24 hour clock lmao k siq (i also STILL cant end smut fics for the life of me why god,,,)
[Contains: spanking, daddy kink, handcuffing, use of a cock ring (lmao is there a proper word for that??), vibrator fuckin (fuck hahahah does that even make sense? shit hahahha)] _____________
IT’S HARDER THAN YOU THINK. NO USING GOOGLE. EVERY ANSWER MUST START WITH THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR MUSE’S NAME.
PLEASE REPOST; DON’T REBLOG.
• NAME. Yang • ANIMAL. Fuck idk, some kinda yellow-breasted bird • BOYS NAME. Yan • GIRLS NAME. Yolanda • COLOR. Yellow • MOVIE. Yes Man (I’ve never seen this film) • SOMETHING YOU WEAR. Y-fronts • DRINK. Yellow Submarine (the cocktail) • FOOD. Yoghurt • SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM. Y….esterday’s clothes • PLACE. York • REASON FOR BEING LATE. Yelled at traffic and got in a fight
Tagged: @styleandguns (this felt particularly evil I’m just saying) Tagging: suffer with me @ every follower
Suggestion: Sloth Pair, Fukigen na Mononokean AU. Mahiru as the ordinary high school student who suddenly gets possessed by a youkai and tries to get rid of it, and Kuro as the lazy human Master of the Mononokean who’s kinda looking for an employee so he’ll have to work even less and kinda doesn’t want to do anything (but helps everyone anyway) and winds up employing Mahiru because 1) he’s indebted to him after exorcising his youkai and 2) employing a housewife is kind of handy. It all goes downhill from there. (Bonus: Tsubaki as Yahiko, anyone?)