wow there is so much about this that kills me

anonymous asked:

Michael, how did you think of your YouTuber name? :0c

He suggested the name to me and I guess it sorta stuck-? 

I wasn’t very popular then, obviously, so I didn’t use the account as much, but I made the YouTube channel during the summer after my junior year in high school. So, that was about four years ago. 

Wow… four years. I can’t believe it. It feels so long ago, haha. But it still hurts like it was yesterday.

my thoughts on logan *spoilers*

-LOGAN WAS SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY FUCK
-never in a million years did i think i would cry so many times during an xmen ~related~ film but bitch!!!
-this movie came after me so many times i am shook
-this was such an emotional experience
-it was so packed too i usually go on discount days but i had to see this and wow literally not a seat left open!!!
-first movie from the franchise to be rated r and damn!!! It really needed it, i can’t imagine the film being pg 13
-i really loved the r rating… the gore the cussing the darker and more mature tone was something i didn’t think i needed til i saw this film
-the darker tone made it so much more intense and made logan feel more human
-fight/action scenes were all pure gratuitous fun i enjoyed all of it
-laura is adorable and shes a bad bitch my daughter will be like that!!! like wow this girl got paid to deadass be silent for half the movie but when she talked i was shook af
-and the nurse gabriella being aleida from oitnb like hey girll!!
-the banter between professor x and logan ugh and when logan called charles his dad
-this side of wolverine/ logan was so raw and sad.
-he def was not the mutant hero ive grown up watching but that was also the refreshing part bc it made it seem more realistic to me
-heartbreaking to watch someone spiral downward especially with the drinking and self hatred and the suicidal thoughts ugh
-laura is a mini wolverine but gonna grow to be so much stronger i love her every time she fucked someone up i was screaming YAAS
-finding out shes his daughter ugh i knew it bur dang!!
-honestly pierce the bad guy was sexy af i was having dirty thoughts while hating him at the same time
-i’m not a box of avocados logan
-logan is really so broken and traumatized inside
-charles telling logan that this is what its like to be normal before he left with that mans to fix the water or whatever
-and its sad to see charles so weak and sick and trapped in his mind and broken as well after what he did in westchester
-losing control is so awful and seeing someone who was once so great be at this point hurts
-THIS FILM WAS AFTER ME YALL I WAS SO ATTACKED
-when charles woke up in that familys house and was talking about how he remembered things and that it was the best night of his life but he didnt deserve it I WAS CRYING
-then i was like OMFG LOGAN IS ABOUT TO KILL HIM??? Turns out it was his fuckass clone mutant but i was still shook
-hugh jackman is a daddy he can still get it
-logan coping with charles was so sad this father son relationship rly fucked me up it was so cute when they were joking abt the past at academy during dinner
-laura gives me life!!! W her docs and cute ass outfit in sunglasses but she still vicious yas queen
-her relationship w charles was so beautiful too
-her driving!!! Aha and finally speaking that was a funny cute lil scene i was expecting her to be a little sassier but that wouldnt fit the tone of the movie so its all good
-all the cute lil mutant kids!!!! omfg so adorable its really fcked up what they were doing at transigen i was heated ugh
-they were so sweet helping him and ugh the scenes just between logan and laura rlly fucked me up like when she held his hand after he buried charles…
-my god the development of these relationships really messed me up!!!
-honestly his self loathing and pity party was getting a little annoying and the whole im no good for you act etc etc but i understand i guess
-telling laura she and her friends reminded him of the xmen RIP
-“people hurt me” “were different i hurt people”
-ugh i literally love them so much when he told her he was gonna shoot himself w that bullet then she took it from him wow cryin
-him being like u dont need me everyone i care about gets hurt or killed then she roasted him with the “THEN I GUESS ILL BE FINE” like damn girl
-ugh him coming to the rescue and taking the green stuff ugh i just knew this wouldnt end well but the fight scenes and seeing some of the kids use their powers was nice
-also enjoyed all the bad guys gettjng absolutely destroyed
-literally FUCK clone logan so hard she was really goin at him but i knew logans fate was inevitable since it was hughs last hoorah but wow
-SOBBING HES LITERALLY IMPALED ON THAT FUCKING TREE DYING ANS SHES CUTTING THE TREE AND REALIZES SHE CANT SAVE HIM
-SHE LITERALLY LOST EVERY ADULT WHO CARED FOR HER “dont be what they made you”
-i was in fucking puddles then she held his hand and called him fucking daddy!!!! THAT RUINED ME WHEN SHE ACKNOWLEDGE HE WAS HER FATHER HOLY FRICK
-“so this is what it feels like” logans last words realizing what its like to care for someone again/what it feels like to die omg laura crying made me cry
-then her speech after she buried him!!! THEN SHE WENT AND TURNED THE CROSS TO AN X AND I FELT APART OF MY SOUL DIE LIKE KNOWING EVERYONE IN THAT UNIVERSE FROM THE XMEN WERE DEAD. IT HIT ME SO HARD
-the end. thank u for sticking w me if u read this whole thing talk to me about it im emotionally unstable
-idk i prob left some stuff out but this is a lot already im lowkey so sad rn
-i cant wait for the next xmen movie with the other cast i need more this was all my childhood upto now i need it all please

are we also not gonna talk about this quick scene?

like how genuinely concerned he looks? 

TELL ME HE AINT FUCKING ALARMED/WORRIED

and then we find out it’s actually just this 

(rip lance lol) and i was just like wOW LIKE DAMN SON YOU WERE SURE SHITTING YOURSELF ABOUT YOUR BOY LANCE. LIKE IK IT WAS MEANT TO BE A COMEDIC SCENE BUT THIS BOY REALLY CARES FOR LANCE IM SO EMOTIONAL 

LIKE EVEN AFTER LANCE TRYING TO KILL KEITH

lance kills keith.jpeg

rip lance.jpeg

so basically keith is very much in love with lance thankyou for your time

“Why, exactly, is [antagonist] trying to impress you?”

“Everyone wants to impress me. You should work harder lest I be swayed to the dark side.” They grinned at the look on the protagonist’s face at that. “Don’t worry, if I was scheming with your enemy to kill you, I could give you a twenty four hour advance warning of my betrayal and you still wouldn’t stand a chance. No point getting stressed about it.”

“Wow. Thanks. Now I feel so much better.”

Wrong Place Wrong Time (20)

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Part 20 of an ongoing series, enjoy :)
A fanfic for a more Mature audience due to violence and language. Read at your own risk :)

Themes=😖,🌟,💣,🎭. (☠️- Harm towards characters, Strong language and Adult themes.)

Summary: You end up in the wrong place at the wrong time and it has negative repercussions. Main characters include: Reader and EXO.

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3 Part 4  Part 5 Part 6  Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12  Part 13  Part 14  Part 15  Part 16  Part 17  Part 18 Part 19  Part 21  Part 22  Part 23  Part 24  Part 25  Part 26  Part 27  Part 28  Part 29  Part 30  Part 31  Part 32  Part 33  Part 34  Part 35 (Final)

Word Count: 2,708


Your heart was pounding out of happiness and fright. They came to save you which meant they cared enough. But now Minseok was being held at gun point, by Kris, who you thought had died. What on earth was going on?

“If you two even think of reaching for your holsters I promise you, I will shoot him so don’t you even dare.” Kris said smirking at Minseok. He was dangerously handsome and it was almost intimidating, it made your stomach rumble and before you knew it, you were involuntarily throwing your head forward and vomiting on Jongin’s shoe.

“Ah Y/N those were expensive.” He looked down at his feet in disgust, shaking what little he could off.
Your head was disoriented you couldn’t think straight and were on the verge of having a mental break down. Your stomach was spinning, the other hostage was still screaming and you were focusing on Kris’ gun resting on Minseok’s skull.

“Ugh for fuck’s sake shut up.” Without looking Kris reached his arm backwards shooting the screaming man directly in the centre of his forehead where the water had been dripping and brought his gun back to Minseok. How ironic, now there really was a hole in his head.

“Fuck it Kris, he was the only lead we had.” Jongin hissed angrily at the tall man, who was still wearing a disturbing smile on his face at a time like this.

“He was too loud I couldn’t concentrate, besides he wasn’t going to tell us anything anyway.” Keeping his gun aimed at Minseok, he walked round to Junmyeon and Sehun removing their guns from their holsters and slid them across the floor to Jongin. Frisking their pockets and searching for anything else.

“What the fuck is going on here, and why the fuck are you alive, you’re supposed to be dead!” Junmyeon stared at Kris, anger in his eyes, consuming him whole he was shaking violently now.

“Sit. Now.” Kris said, pushing his gun down into Minseok’s neck and looking at the other two men. If you thought Junmyeon had power then you were wrong, because the authority that Kris had right now was incredulous. They didn’t need to be told twice an immediately sunk down to the ground, Minseok not taking his eyes off of you. You had never seen him act so obedient in his life.
“There’ll be no violence and no questions until we’re done explaining all of this too you, but if one of you talk, interrupt or just piss me off in general I will shoot you, I’ve always had a bad temper right. At the end of the day, our squadron can do this without you.” He winked at Sehun, then almost immediately his smile disappeared as if it was never there in the first place. You had no idea what he meant by the last part. Squadron? How many traitors were there? Your heart began to thump against your chest. Did that mean more of Genesis were working for Red; Sehun? Kyungsoo…Chanyeol? No that couldn’t be possible …could it?

Jongin pulled out a small pen knife from his pocket and walked behind you. You held your breath, scared beyond belief, trying to prepare yourself for the sharp pain of a knife being stabbed into your back, but to your surprise all you felt was the rope around your wrist being loosened. He then walked back in front of you using the knife to cut through the rope around your torso and then bent down to cut the rope around your ankles. You let out a breath, why wasn’t Jongin hurting you? Not that you weren’t thankful for it, but wasn’t he supposed to be torturing you by this point. That’s always how it went in the films wasn’t it? You should’ve been beaten until you were black and blue, possibly with some teeth or fingers missing. But no. You were intact, unscathed. You hadn’t been touched at all. You heard a door being opened and closed, looking up you saw May walking in, her hands covered in black soot. She smelt like petrol and burning bodies. She smiled softly at Jongin and stood beside where you were sat, looking intently at scene unfolding in front of her.

“Let me explain to you what’s happening here.” Kris began, slowly lifting his gun from Minseok’s head and placing his hand down to his side. “If you thought we were the bad guys, you were wrong. If you thought we worked for Red…well theoretically you’re not wrong.” A warped smirk returning to his face.

“What do you mean you’re not the bad guys? You faked your death. Jongin shot Yixing and Chanyeol, abducted Y/N and fucking killed Luhan.” Junmyeon screamed his face was red and he was rocking back and forth on his haunches.

“I said don’t fucking interrupt me Junmyeon.” Kris raised his gun in Junmyeon’s direction pulling the trigger. You shrieked, but let out a breath when you realised he aimed for the wall behind. “The next one will be in the back of your skull if you try me again. Anyway as I was saying. We have our reasons for that. We work for Genesis to an extent. Well…” He touched his chin in thought, carefully selecting his next set of words. “We’re doing Genesis a favour; we’re trying to help you out. You see, for many reasons, that we’re not going to get into at this precise moment in time, we’re not keen on Red either. But surely you must know there is no way you can take Red down without infiltrating the base right?” He raised a brow. “That’s where we come in. You see, people like me and Jongin have easy access to The Red Corp due to the reasons we won’t be discussing now. The point is we gain information from the top and transport it to Genesis, all these hints and clues you were getting about the next big raids, the planned attacks, that was all from us. So you see we’re not the bad guys, we’re on your side. Do we all understand everything that Uncle Kris is saying?” He said in a patronising tone, smiling at the boys sat beneath him. Minseok shook his head furiously. Causing Kris to roll his eyes. “For fuck sake, it’s always you Minseok, what is it that you don’t understand?”

Minseok scoffed, looking up at Kris through dark eyes. “Oh I understand. I understand perfectly well. I just don’t believe you. I don’t buy any of this shit.” He shot Jongin a fierce look. “He took Y/N, shot the guys and killed Luhan and you really expect me to believe you’re on our side, you must be joking me.” He spat at Kris’s shoe, Kris rolling his eyes in response again.

“Ugh very classy Minseok. Very classy.” He lifted his foot kicking Minseok in the jaw. “This was all necessary, everything we’ve done up until this point. You see at first myself and Jongin didn’t know we were working for the same cause, but then we found out and began piecing things together bit by bit, giving you guys more clues, but we had to keep covert in order for this to work. Yixing was hot on Jongin’s tail since the death of Luhan so we had to plant it on somebody else. Sorry Minseok.” He gave him a childish smile.
“You see we had to bring Y/N here, otherwise you would never have listened to Jongin, you’d have killed him straight away, am I right? A very cute girl might I add, I hope she’s not taken.” He turned around to wink at you and licked his lips. Minseok staring at him with eyes full of hate.

“I don’t think so Kris.” Jongin stood in front of you defensively, stroking your cheek making your skin crawl somewhat. You looked up towards May who was staring at you as though you had just attempted to shoot a bullet through her chest.

“Oh. The both of you are screwing? Fuck I didn’t know.” Kris laughed, pulling a ‘well that could’ve been awkward’ face.

“So this is the bitch you’re always going on about Jongin. Wow you could do so much better.” May mumbled, shaking her head, but you had heard and Jongin did too, making him frown at her and elbowing her in the stomach.

“Anyway back to the topic at hand, we’ve reached a point where we need everyone’s help, so we’ve had to fill you guys in, but so help me God step out of line and I will not hesitate to kill anyone, do you understand.” Kris glowered, waving his gun around in the air.

“So you expect us to just roll over like dogs and do as you say?” Sehun scoffed.

“Well you’re already sitting like dogs and doing as I say, so why not go that extra mile, hmm?”

“No. No this has to be a joke. I don’t trust you guys I don’t believe this, I don’t know what you want from us, if you want us to turn our backs on Genesis and the others and join whatever cult you’ve got going on here, but it’s not happening.” Sehun shook his head.

“Sehun. Darling. If you keep interrupting me like this, your blood will be the new colour of paint on my wall.” Kris laughed bitterly, pointing at the wall behind Sehun.

“I’ve done bad shit in my life, but I will never join you. You worked together to kill Luhan there is no way on this blasted earth that I will join you!” Sehun shouted, tears streaming from his eyes and his face red.

“Well then I guess there’s no need for you to be a part of our private meeting. Bye Sehun, I’ll see you in hell, okay? Make sure you save me a comfy seat, one without cushions just won’t do.” He raised his gun upwards towards Sehun, who was still crying furiously.

 Your eyes went wide and you acted instinctively.

You dropped yourself onto the floor picking up one of the guns that Kris had slid towards Jongin’s feet and pointed it at him, your hands were shaking violently, you didn’t know what you were doing, but you had to do something.

“Drop it or I’ll shoot.” Your voice was shaky and in no way did you sound as confident as you wanted to come across but at this point in time you honestly didn’t care.

“Y/N, put the gun down.” Jongin hissed beside you, but you weren’t listening. You were still holding it up towards Kris, your hands still trembling.

“He said put it down you stupid bitch.” You heard May say, the next second you felt and intense burning pain ripping through your left leg. You looked down to see May stabbing you in the thigh. You shrieked out in pain, dropping to the floor, the pain was so extreme you couldn’t breathe; you had never experienced anything like it. “I’m sick and tired of your moaning and whinging. Cleaning up your piss and shit. I’m sick tired of Jongin always talking about you, as though I don’t exist, if he were clever he’d only have eyes for me.”


“May! What the fuck are you doing!” Jongin shouted, but he was too stunned to move, he stared at you mouth wide open.

In the midst of the distraction, Minseok had managed to run over to your side of the room.
“Christ. Y/N, its okay you’ll be fine we’ll get you out of here.” He ripped off his shirt, leaving his chest bare and tied it around your thigh to stop the bleeding.
Picking up the second gun from the floor Minseok lifted it in Kris’ direction and shot his foot, sending him dropping to the floor, screaming in pain and grabbing his foot. You were half a second away from having a panic attack.

“I’m tired of pretending to work alongside you guys, I swear Red better pay me triple my share for this shit. I’ll deal with killing you later.” May hissed looking at you whilst grabbing a bottle of chloroform from the side; she ripped the bottom of her shirt off and tipped some chloroform into the material. “But first I guess I have to deal with this feisty prick.” She pressed the material over Minseok’s mouth, at first he was trying to resist putting up a fight, but then you saw his eyes roll back into his head and his lids close. You were in too much pain to even cry out to him at this point, the sensation had spread and your whole body was on fire.

“What the fuck is going on!?” Junmyeon screamed, running up towards Minseok.

May grabbed the gun that was next to Minseok’s hand and pointed it down at him.
“Take a step closer to us pretty boy and I’ll blow your friends brains out.” Junmyeon’s body was shaking, but he began to retreat back to where Sehun and Kris were.

“Jongin, what the fuck is happening, I promise, I’ll kill you.” Junmyeon breathed staring at you and Minseok in horror.

“I don’t fucking know! This was never part of the plan I swear to you. May! What the fuck are you doing?!” Jongin screeched, pushing her against the wall, She used the hilt of her gun to whack Jongin across the head, causing him to bleed.

“I’ve given you so many opportunities to like me Jongin. We really could’ve been bigger and better you know. Red is the future, the profit he makes is huge, not Genesis. But you were too blind to fucking see that. I guess it was never meant to be.” She picked up the second gun next to you on the floor and stuffed it into her back pocket.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to finish getting rid of the bodies outside. Follow me and I’ll shoot him.” She said, hooking her hands under Minseok’s armpits and dragged him to the door. What was she doing what was going to happen. You were sobbing now out of pain and panic.

“Jongin, why are you doing this to us?” You cried, applying pressure to your thigh.

“This wasn’t part of the plan Y/N I told you! She’s corrupt and I didn’t know. I didn’t know she was actually on Red’s side, I thought she was one of us. This is besides the point we need to get out of here. Now” He picked you up and threw you over his shoulder, racing towards the door that the boys had come through not long before. “Junmyeon, Sehun. Help me get Kris into your car.”

You were breathing heavily, trying to ease the pain anyway you could, but it just wasn’t working. Jongin opened the door of the car and lowered you into the back seat.
“I’m so sorry Y/N you were never supposed to get hurt, nobody was ever supposed to get hurt. This is all my fault, I should’ve known. It’ll be okay, we’ll get you back I promise.” He shut the door and ran over to the other side opening it for Kris, who was lowered into the car beside you.

But your focus was on what you could see in the distance.

May.

There were two black vans in front of her. She picked up a green can of petrol and began splashing one of the vans with it. Lighting up a matchstick she held it in her hand.

“Say goodbye to your friend!” She shouted. Your heart began to bang in your chest.
 
No.

Minseok was in there, She couldn’t. She wouldn’t. Minseok can’t die. Not now.

“FUCKING STOP. DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! PUT IT OUT NOW! NOW!” Junmyeon screamed at the top of his lungs.

Time paused for a moment, your heart was beating irregularly. Surely she wouldn’t.

But you were wrong.

Her arms flew forward throwing the match at the van. It was instantly consumed in flames. The flames were high, bright and loud. At that moment you were oblivious to the pain in your leg. You were only aware of the pain in your chest.

You banged your fist against the car window and screamed the loudest you ever had in your life.

“NO! MINSEOK! NO!”

it’s hard when you live your life in black and white, when you base your perceptions of people off of what they’ve done to hurt you, when the world feels like it’s ending when somebody does you wrong because you can’t wrap your head around how people so beautiful can make such big mistakes.

but i’m learning how to live in the gray area and be okay with it. i’m learning to still have love in my heart despite the iron fists that have come down on it. i’m learning that people are people and science is teaching me that they’re complicated.

and sometimes i feel like i grew up backwards because i grew up always wanting to do the right thing and i was always raised to never make any mistakes. but now i’m happy making them because i’m happy being human and you know, sometimes i even like being me.

now when people make jokes about death, i cringe. i ask them if they’re okay. i know what that’s like. i know how badly it hurts. i know how much it stings. when i was younger, i never thought i’d make it to my mid-twenties. but now my parents are getting older and when they talk about death, it’s different. it’s scary. it’s wow i’m sitting here worried this life is going to kill me. but i’m still here standing. and i am so young. and i am so healthy. and i have so many more possibilities.

so today? today i really am doing okay. and maybe it’s just mindset in the end but the bad days aren’t as bad as they used to be. maybe some days i’m just too busy to notice i’m sad but some days i really am happy. and maybe i’m not where i want to be yet, but i’m getting there. and the journey really is more important than the destination so i’m still here trucking away.

and i’m making it. slowly. because i’m not investing myself in the black or the white anymore; i’m taking in a little bit of everything. i’m not putting my life on the line for one person or one thing. i’m in a different city every weekend and still studying during the week. i’m merging my friend groups, doing different things, changing my direction over and over again until i figure out who i am and where i want to be. changing my mind and getting behind other people my age but doing it because i know this is right for me.

and i collect my friendships like memories, take screenshots of the “i love you”s and read them when it gets bad, and when my friends make that mistake, i remember we’re human. and we care even when we don’t admit it. i remember the good times. and it helps to talk about it, too. to realize the world is so much bigger than just you. and the thought is finally making me feel more than insignificant - it’s making me feel alive, motivated even, because there’s so much more here that i want to do. and i hope some days it makes you feel alive too.

anonymous asked:

Hiiiii! Your imagines are rlly cute! Can I have an RFA + Saeran where they accidentally find out MC has a crush on them? Like they overhear it or something. How would they react?

Thank you so much! That’s so cuuuute, here we go… (sorry it took so long, it’s been a crazy week for me…)

RFA + Saeran reacting to finding out MC has a crush on them


Zen

  • When he flirted with you, you would giggle and get really blushed.
  • But he thought you were just shy or get flustered easily, he would never think you were falling for him, you were always so nice to everybody, how could he tell?
  • He appreciated your friendship and how you were always willing to help him with rehearsals, you were not a good actress at all, but you read the lines to help him memorizing his
  • You really tried, but bless your heart, you were so stiff and sounded so uncomfortable. He didn’t mind, it was cute to watch you do your best to help him. And you would do anything to him, anyways
  • One day, you were  watching him on stage during a rehearsal. The musical would still take a few weeks to debut, but the director insisted on rehearsing like it already was the real deal
  • His co-star was a little late to this particular rehearsal, so Zen suggested you filled for her
  • You got desperate, you read the lines with him, but of course you didn’t memorize it, you were just helping him remember his
  • The director didn’t mind, it was more about adjusting the lightning and the markings, you could even improv if you wanted to
  • You went up on stage, you felt butterflies on your stomach, he looked so fucking handsome under this light, with that costume… it was too much for you to handle
  •  The director explained that was the scene on which the girl confesses her feelings for the guy before he gets on a plane for a trip who knows how long it could last (lololol so cliché, I’m sorry)
  • “What are you doing here? I thought you didn’t want to see me anymore” he said, acting as he was shocked
  •  You gulped as your eyes locked “I… I couldn’t let you go without you knowing how… how I truly feel.”
  • “What do you mean?”
  • You took a deep breath, here it goes: “ It’s just…  there wasn’t a single day ever since we met that I don’t think about you. I wake up thinking if you slept well, if you had good dreams, dreams about me. I go to sleep thinking how was your day, hoping we can meet in my dreams, and… I… dream about the day you’ll accept me and will rush to my house, take me in your arms, make me hop on your bike and we’re gonna go to a very beautiful place, as beautiful as you and… we’re gonna dream together, and make those dreams come true, Zen.” Then you remembered the plot “ So… so… don’t go into that plane, or… take me with you.”
  • Wow, he was impressed, could it be that helping him practice make you act like a pro too? And how did you manage to blush like that?
  • He hugged you, your heart was ready to come out of your mouth, and he leaned for a kiss… closer and closer… until you heard a “Cut!”
  • “That was good, although his character doesn’t have a bike. And you shouldn’t have called him Zen, but overall that was… interesting.” Said the director, you weren’t paying attention because you just wanted to kill him for interrupting!
  • “Wow, MC! That was so cool! Where did you get that dream thing from?” he was holding you by your shoulders
  • “Well, you always say things like that to me, about meeting in my dreams, I just… never really forgot about that…”
  • “Oh… really?” “Yeah…” and then there’s that awkward silence. “Oh, your co-worker is here, I should get going now” you gave him a soft smile and got off the stage, your heart was racing so much, you headed to the bathroom, trying to compose yourself
  • “Good, you’re finally here. If you have a crush on him too, this scene would be amazingly believable” the director said to the actress
  • And Zen was like… “Say what now?”
  • “Oh for God’s sake, Zen, that girl clearly can’t act! She wasn’t acting!”
  • “I just got here and I noticed too, how couldn’t you, dude?” said the actress
  • HOLY SHIT… you had so much to discus once this rehearsal is done

Yoosung

  • You weren’t even trying to hide, he was just too oblivious
  • You two were always hanging out at your place or his. You would help him study or try cooking new dishes , and sometimes play LOLOL
  • That night, you were at his house, you helped him study and now you were off to play LOLOL, but the doorbell rang
  • It was his mom, saying that he should watch his sister because she was busy (I know he cannonly has a sister, but I don’t know her age, let’s say she’s 9)
  • He whined a little, saying he already had plans with you, you said you would love to help, his mother smiled and said this could be a good training for both of you
  • You gasped in embarrassment, Yoosung didn’t get it oh my God…
  • She was soooo cute, like a girly brunette younger version of him, the same violet eyes you admired so much…
  • And she was adorable too, you took care of her while Yoosung just cooked . You helped her with homework and let her braid your hair.
  • Yoosung looked at you and said how good you looked with your hair like that, you should show off your ears more, they were really cute. And now you were a blushing mess.
  • His sister noticed and giggled a little. “Yoosung got a girlfriend~~~~” she sang
  • “Stop blabbering nonsense and get ready to bed!” he nagged. You couldn’t hold back your frustration, you knew it was just a joke, but hearing the possibility of you being his girlfriend was just blabbering really got to you.
  • She got ready to bed, but who slept was him, he was just so tired from all the studying and taking care of such an energetic child.
  • He dozed off on the couch, you and his sister made him company in the living room coloring some drawings
  • “Can I tell you a secret?” she said, you said yes
  •  “I have a crush on a boy in my class. He has black hair, blue eyes and he has a Ben 10 backpack!  But he doesn’t like me back…”
  • “How do you know, did you ask him?”
  • “No! I could never!” “Well, if you don’t ask, you’ll never know…” you were giving relationship advice to a 9 years old kid, what were you doing with your life?
  • “Did you ask my brother if he likes you?” you gasped and coughed “W-What? Why… why would I ask him that?”
  •  “I’m not stupid! You like my brother, don’t you? You like him! You like him! You like him!” oh god, she was being so loud, he was going to wake up!
  • “Yes, yes! I like him! Ok? I like him very much! Please keep it down!”
  •  “So why are you not being a couple?”
  • You sighed “Because adults are complicated and weird. And your brother is the weirdest of them all…”
  •  “And you still like him?”
  • “I’m complicated and weird too… Oh! Look at the time! You should go to bed, young lady! And I… should go home…” you were so embarrassed you just had to get out of there
  • You tucked her in and before you left, you planted a soft kiss on Yoosung’s forehead
  • After you left, she went back to the living room: “You are so dumb, you know that?”
  •  “Yes… yes… I know.” He said, running his fingers through his forehead

Jaehee

  • You two were always so busy because of the cafe, you didn’t actually expect her to notice your feelings with so much happening on the business right now
  • But your clients noticed, and boy, did they shipp you
  •  There was this elderly lady who would always come every morning and she was trying so hard to be your wingman (woman?)
  • “You and your friend are so adorable, young lady. Don’t you think she’s a doll?”
  • “Yes… she is very hard working too.” Wow… thanks Jaehee
  • “Is she taken? My son would be a perfect match for her.”
  • “Oh, I don’t really know, you should ask her that, although I don’t think it’s very appropriate” Well… she didn’t want you to meet the guy, that was already something… right?
  •  This lady would just give you that look, you were so embarrassed and frustrated
  • One day, she actually brought his son to meet you, he was really polite and cute, but yeah… you were not feeling it
  • She watched as you serviced him and got curious, he didn’t seem your type of guy, I mean, if you have one type, would it be like him? You never really talked about that stuff, actually, she would much rather avoid these topics, and you were so understanding you didn’t insist on,  she really appreciated that, she really appreciated how you were doing your best to make her feel comfortable with whatever
  • Your shift ended and you were about to close, you were cleaning the balcony and she was going to the stock room, but she freezed when she saw that guy coming in, she hid herself behind the door.
  • “Oh… we’re already closed, sir.”
  • “Yes, I know. I just wanted to talk to you, I won’t take much of your time, I swear. You see, my… mom kept talking about you, and… she was right, you must be the most adorable girl I’ve ever seen.”
  • “Oh… that’s really sweet, thanks.”
  • “Yes, so… I was wondering if I could take you on a date someday, you know…”
  • “Oh, I’m really flattered, but I… kinda already like someone?”
  • “You do?” he said and Jaehee thought the same. “Well… he is a lucky guy.”
  • “Girl, to be honest”. HOLY SHIT! “And I’d be the lucky one if she actually… noticed me, but I think her biggest love is coffee, as she always says.” Were you really opening up with this random fella? Girl, these feelings were really getting to you, huh?
  • “Well, good luck to both of you.” And he left.
  • “Her biggest love is coffee, as she always says”? Were you really talking about her? She really did say that a lot, so… no, it can be, can it?
  • You two were gonna have a long talk after you closed, and not even coffee could make her feel the excitement she was feeling right now

Jumin

  • He invited you to some business party, these events were incredibly boring, but he said you had the ability to make things interesting somehow, so inviting you was just a logical conclusion. Okay…
  •  And he was right, it was really boring. You almost felt resting your head in his shoulder and just taking a nap right there, he was so warm, his suit was so soft, and he smelled so good… focus, MC!
  • He introduced you to a lot of people, and his father asked him where did he find such a treasure for a girlfriend. “She’s my friend, don’t make her uncomfortable, please.”
  • “Oh… I’m not uncomfortable, don’t worry.” Take the hint, Jumin
  • Mr. Chairman just giggled, his son was such a smart man, he couldn’t even noticed this big crush right there?
  • You were really tired and couldn’t hold back a yawn, Jumin smiled softly, his smile was going to be the death of you someday
  •  “I’m sorry I kept you for so long, I’ll just say goodbye to an acquaintance, but you can wait for me in the car, I’ll be there in a second. And… here, you look cold” he put his jacket on you and patted your shoulders before nodding and making his way back to the party, you let out a deep sigh and went to the car
  • Driver Kim was waiting for you with the door open, you said you were gonna wait outside
  • You started talking about whatever with Driver Kim, you were just trying to distract yourself from the alluring smell in the coat on your shoulders
  • “Mr. Han will not be happy to see you standing  here in the cold, miss MC, you should wait inside the car.”
  • “Don’ worry, I’ll tell him you tried to make me go inside, but I’m too stubborn.”
  • “Just like him, huh?”
  • You giggled, a little surprised: “Yes, like him. But that’s the only thing we have in common, I guess…” you closed your eyes and leaned your head on the car’s  window “I mean, he’s so elegant, so calm, I’m so sloppy and desperate… desperate for him to notice how crazy I am for him…” you were very sleepy and kept on mumbling about your feelings
  • “MC?” you heard that deep  low voice and raised your head, you didn’t want to open your eyes, but you did, just to find him looking at you curiously… oh fuck!
  • “Let’s go inside, it’s cold and we can talk more comfortably. Driver Kim is already set.” Were you that sleepy that you didn’t even notice Driver Kim gooing to the car or was this man a fucking ninja?
  • You two got into the car, you had no idea what was this cold he was talking about, you were sooooo hot, your face was burning
  • Driver Kim warned: “Buckle up, it’s going to be a very long ride” Yeah, no shit…

Saeyoung

  • You knew you should back away since now he was dealing with all his brother’s problems, yet you kept catching yourself going to see him in the hospital
  • He didn’t mind, seeing you always made him feel sitting under the sun, anyways… and now he really needed some light to help him
  • The nurses loved seeing your interactions,  you looked so cute together, but you always had to tell them you were just a good friend…
  • Sometimes you would come and watch Saeran while he would go home and take a shower
  • But he couldn’t stop worrying. Saeran wasn’t stable, what if he hurt you? So he managed to install a camera and a wire on the hospital’s bedroom
  • Saeran was always loud and would never stop tossing and turning on the bed, but when you were there, he would just be quiet, like he was in some catatonic state
  • But one day he spoke to you: “Why you keep coming here?”
  • “I’m worried… about you and your brother.”
  • “Yeah, right… you just care about him, don’t need to lie to me.”
  • “Why would I lie to you? You are a big part in Saeyoung’s life, everything and everyone who are important to him are important to me too.”
  • Saeyoung was watching this, did you really mean that? That  was so considerate…
  •  “Oh… so cute… you have a little crush on him or something stupid like that?” he said sarcastically
  • “Definitely something stupid like that.” Saeran scoffed, but that almost sound like he was genuinely laughing. With just one sentence, you were able to amuse both the twins, you were really something…
  • He came back to the hospital and could not look you in the eye without blushing, you just smiled and waved a goodbye to Saeran. Then you lightly squeezed Saeyoung’s arm and messed his hair a little. “Take care, Choi boy.” The nurses were shrieking so much awwww
  • Saeyoung followed you with his gaze until you reached the elevator.
  • “I have no fucking clue which one of you it’s the biggest idiot here”  Saeran glared at him

Saeran

  • He was trying different kinds of therapy  since he was released from the hospital
  • You found out he was really good at painting and drawing. Watching him so concentrated trying to find the right color was just… hypnotizing.
  • So once in a week, you would take him to a painting class and then to the park so he could practice with more freedom
  • One day, a big dog ran to you, he had a leash, but you couldn’t see the owner, so you let Saeran drawing and went to look for the dog’s owner
  • You walked a lot and got really tired, so you sat on a bench, sighed heavily, and looked to the dog and laughed
  • “You remind me of someone, you know?” the dog had these beautiful acqua eyes, they looked mysterious and a little intimidating, but yet… so mesmerizing, exactly like Saeran’s.
  • “Why can’t it be easy for humans like it is for you, mr. dog? You see the dog, sniff her butt and that’s it! But with us humans, is so… tough. I like this guy, I like him so much I can just watch him paint clouds and trees and flowers all day, I like him so much I don’t even care talking about him to a dog, because every human I know tells me to get away from him. What do I do, mr. dog?”
  • The dog start shaking his tail and licking your hand, you laugh. “Yeah, if I do that, he’ll probably think I’m crazy.”
  • “MC?” Saeran appears behind you, a guy is with him. “This is… mr. dog’s owner.”
  • “Her name is actually Priscilla” and he takes the dog away from you, you freaking weirdo
  • As Saeran referred to Pricilla as “mr. dog”, you could only assume he heard good part of your “conversation”, but you weren’t sure, so you just avoided any visual contact.
  • “Come on, I’ll buy you ice cream” he said and started walking, you ran after him. “And in exchange, I’ll let you sniff my butt.” God, just kill me now

sugahobiie  asked:

as a b1a4 supremacist, what do you think one should do to get to know them? i only recently kind of got into them because i didnt really know them until sandeul released his solo album

that’s CNU, btw, used to invent long hair before nuest ren or seventeen jeonghan.

also used to rock hipster glasses before it was cool. kang daniel the shoulder gangster? idk her. it’s CNU.

anyway.

where should i start? BUT a major note to take about B1A4 is they went from this:


(RIP FASHUN)

to this:


hallelujah. read more here.

listen, friend, i go way back with B1A4. i literally cried watching this subbed video lmaooo skip to 43:40.

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lion-paladin dynamics
  • red: if you look at keith i'll kill u
  • blue: oh my gosh can i tell you how much i love lance? he's the best human ever did you know that sometimes he calls me "his girl"??? the other day we took down a whole fleet of bad guys that was us!!! lance did so well with the lasers omg i love him so much sometimes he likes to talk to me about his family and wow they make him so happy i love him too!!! also have i told you that lance--
  • yellow: :D :D :D hunk!!!! hello hunk!!!!! hunk!!!!! hi!! hello!!! i love you!!!!! hi!!!! :D
  • green: (bein salty with pidge)
  • black: (filing nails) i guess ur ok
thoughts on 1x09 rewatch
  • “mercenary. i like it.” i swear its like these two try to kill me.
  • petition for adena to never cry again and not be put in painful situations ever.
  • “some of us have plans to drink alone.” wow can you believe tbt actually made pinstripe relatable?
  • i’m curious as to why there’s sooo much alcohol at scarlet.
  • “aww that’s sweet. they’re concerned.” aww everyone caring about adena is my aesthetic ™
  • i knew it. SUTTON. a word please.” i love them. 
  • the card playing scene was so cute and total flirting. 
  • kat and adena walking around the airport giggling and holding hands is some high quality content. 
  • sutton on the treadmill is me. also apparently meghann fahy actually took that dive herself ??? that’s … commitment. ouch. 
  • also alex looked so concerned when sutton fell. 
  • “ANDREW.” “hERE.” me in school.
  • “once actually i sat on a plastic folding chair taped to the floor.” did you fly united ??
  • “to build a home.” aww gotta get me a girl like adena. 
  • wait during the passport scene there were other people in the lounge. did that mean… there when kat and adena had… well i guess this is called the bold type for a reason.
  • “i like to start with dessert.” relatable.
  • sutton handing jane a tequila and putting her feet up on jane’s lap. those two are so married. didn’t notice this the first time.
  • “if it was meant to be, do you think it would be this hard?” thank you jane. 
  • jacqueline’s disdain for trump gives me life.
  • i want coworkers who will have an impromptu fashion show and a drinking contest with me while we’re trapped in a building by an unqualified carrot too. 
  • mama jacqueline watching her children play also gives me life. 
  • “your friends are mean.” my friends’ significant others @ me.
  • the “don’t be suspicious” scene is iconic.
  • “just two people…out for a walk… in an office… drunk.. wearing gender-neutral clothing… she’ll never see it coming..” stop making him likable.
  • making your girl a pillowfort in an airport lounge then having comfort sex in it. gotta get me a girl like kat.
  • i wonder where kat is originally from. i kinda assumed she was a nyc native because she’s so comfortable in the city but i guess not. 
  • buzzed sutton is great.
  • kat’s asking the important language questions here.
  • that knowing look sutton gave jane when she left with pinstripe…
  • i can’t believe they actually let them say shit on freeform… but then again tv censorship laws are confusing and i don’t understand them at all. 
  • i love how slow and soft the kadena sex scene was. 
  • also that height difference is A+
  • i love how gentle and playful the brawford scene is too. 
  • tbh i don’t think anything this show will do will ever top the brawford/kadena montage. 
  • can i just say i love how expressive meghann fahy is ? sutton’s morning after “oh wow That happened” face is so memeable. 
  • “five more minutes” uhh… girls.. maybe put on some clothes before security realizes you’ve defiled their cushions. 
  • i actually think jane taking the incite job is good for her. but i think eventually she’ll go back to scarlet. 
  • the airport scene is Painful But Wonderful ™
  • (also jane’s shirts are … yikes tbh)
  • this is my favorite episode by far. 12/10. they’re good episodes brent. 

do you ever think about the fact that robert was witness to probably the most terrifying experience of aaron’s life when they were trapped in that car and want to cry about the fact that he was so desperate to keep him safe and get him out of there and away from harm because he knows how much aaron has been through and in the moment he was literally the only person in the world who was capable of saving him and yet he had to keep calm and worry about damn water pressure when his mind was screaming ‘don’t let him cry anymore, protect him and stop how scared he is’ ???

don’t.

BTS x Classical Music AU behind story

I love classical music and I love bts, so I thought why not? It all started when it suddenly crosses my mind how Namjoon would be such an amazing conductor. He would still be really clumsy though, but he’s someone whom every member of the orchestra would respect and follow without hesitation, and it all flowed from there.  link to my au: here


Namjoon

‘Looks intimidating but is the nice senior’ 

He was really intimidating when I first saw him. I was like ‘ wow? he looks kind of scary?’ But as I get to know him, he’s very adorable and soft ( and incredibly clumsy please be safe namjoon ). I respect him a lot as a leader. He always think about the other members deeply and support them from behind while also leading them from the front. The way he carries the burden of a leader is admirable. The color bangtan has now is because of Namjoon. Makes the perfect sense why he is the conductor.

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your dad being a mafia/gang boss. | got7 reaction

*they’re not idols


Mark: Mark would be super chill about it, but lowkey freaked out. When you told him, he didn’t make a big deal about it, but you know he went to freak out about it with Jackson.

“Wow, that’s…cool, yeah, very cool. Scared? Not at all, I don’t even know what scared is.”

Originally posted by sxy-jmn

Jaebum: Would honestly be interested in joining his gang. He kills it in a leather jacket, so why not take it up a notch? Even though you begged him not to, he still asked your dad if he could join, which your dad, unfortunately, agreed to.

“Babe, it’ll be fine, nothing will happen to me. Just make sure to always give me a good luck kiss.”

Originally posted by wangpxppy

Jackson: SO INTERESTED OMG. Jackson would bug you about your dad so much after you told him. Heck, Jackson would even go straight to your dad sometimes.

“Woah, really? That’s so cool! I have so many questions to ask,”

Jinyoung:  I don’t see Jinyoung caring that much. Of course, he’d want to impress your father, but he wasn’t scared of his status. He knew he could take of you, even if he wasn’t in some gang.

“I love you either way, your father won’t scare me away.”

Originally posted by kareverie

Youngjae: SCARED. He’d laugh it off but you could tell he was scared. It was cute, they way he’d stumble when talking to your dad, or looking frantic when you brought him up.

“Why didn’t you tell me before! What if he doesn’t like me and kills me, you know he can have that happen!”

BamBam: He’d be willing to do anything for your dad. Since he wants to make you proud, he’d hide his fear and help any way he could. Except on Sunday’s, those were for helping your mom.

“I’ll be fine. If it gets your dad to like me, I’m happy. Now, let me finish this sweater your mom started to knit.”

Yugyeom: Yugyeom would be the one who runs his mouth. As soon as you guys met with the rest, he’d tell them about your father right away.

“Did you know Y/N’s dad is the leader of a Mafia? I can’t believe it.”

ML Fluff Month Day 13 - Elation

Elation

Rated: G
Pairing: Adrinette

For: @miraculousfluffmonth

ao3

Day 1 / Day 14

Marinette’s eye cracked open as the sun peaked in through the blinds. She sighed contently at the feeling of strong arms wrapped around her and body pressed against her husband’s. Smiling to herself, she knew today was the day. She was going to tell Adrien today. She and her mother had been planning this for about a week now. Was she nervous? Of course. She didn’t know how he was going to take the news, nor did she know how well she would actually execute the plan.

With a lot of coaxing, Marinette had convinced Gabriel to host a party for Adrien’s birthday that year. At first, it was supposed to be just a simple party to make her husband feel special since he didn’t get parties from his father in the past. Now, it had turned into an entirely different ordeal.

She rolled over in his arms, taking in Adrien’s sleeping form. His breathing was slow and even, while his hair was tasseled and wild, much like when he was Chat Noir. Brushing his bangs out of his face, Marinette giggled as he nuzzled into her palm. Such a cat.

He peeped an eye open to see her, letting out a small chuckle with a smile. “Good morning, my lady.”

“Good morning, kitten,” she cooed as she ran her hands through his hair.

Adrien hummed, and his smile grew wider. “You’re in a good mood. You’re usually a grumpy bug in the mornings.”

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ourladymuffin  asked:

Hi!! I just wanted to say that I have binged all the Gwenvid Week stuff you've written, and I love all of it (even though you don't seem to like them so much, from what you say in your tags). They're wonderful, I hope you continue to write; and, if you don't mind, have you posted more fics elsewhere? Keep up the great work!! <3 :)

Just kill me. Just fucking murder me all of you sweet, wonderful people. Just kill me dead with your nice things to say.

Normally I tend to answer user compliments privately, just so I feel less like the insane egomaniac that I am, but this ask happens to fuel my desperate need to plug everything I’ve ever written. So first off, Our lady Muffin, thank you! This comment made me smile so wide. <3

But also! I have written more. Lots more. Lots and lots more Gwenvid shit. I am actually the Queen of Gwenvid Trash Mountain, and I have built a mountain out of Gwenvid trash. 

Like, I’m not kidding. We’re talking 10 stories and over 137,000 words of Gwenvid shit. Holy shit what the fuck have I been doing with the past year? Why am I not even a little bit ashamed of this?

In addition to all of my Gwenvid week stuff – which is almost over, holy smokes! I’ll both miss it and enjoy actually getting to sleep before 4 am – we have:

  • The Adventures of Tigger and Eeyore: 14 chapters of friends-to-lovers fluff. Actually, 13 chapters of friends-to-lovers fluff and then 1 chapter of shameless smut, but close enough for government work. (Sidenote: This title is one of my favorite things I’ve ever come up with and words cannot express how much I love it.) Complete
  • Tigger & Eeyore: Camp Campbell and Beyond: The sequel! Sequels are never as good as the original, are they? Currently in-progress, so … try not to want to die at where it currently ends, because it’s … feelings.
  • Whatever You Say, Boss: I have a whole collection of Gwenvid AUs, most of them incomplete and some of them even good! This is one of the good ones, I think; it’s a crime AU that … definitely resembles the Fake AH Crew universe. Try not to notice that. In-Progress
  • Destiny’s Kinda Overrated: Another AU, in which I apparently misunderstand that soulmate tattoo AUs are supposed to not be endless misery and angst. Awkward. Minor Jaspid in there as well as Gwenvid, because Jaspid is pure and beautiful. In-Progress
  • Maybe a Little Bit Personal: @doritofalls​ made a gorgeous Serial Killer David AU and I just … vomited Gwenvid all over it. May include a third chapter now that the show’s given us an actual for-realsies serial killer, but at the moment this one’s complete.
  • Nature Family: The only one that isn’t technically Gwenvid, but about David adopting Nikki because that’s the cutest goddamn idea in the world (© @ciphernetics​). Complete
  • Like this place wasn’t enough of a zoo?: The Hybrid AU nobody asked for. David is a kitty and Gwen is a bighorn sheep and there’s a lot more blood than any of us anticipated. In-Progress
  • Worth Saying: Drabbles! Lots and lots of Gwenvid drabbles with excellent prompts. In-Progress
  • 23 Days: Bonvid drabbles with some minor Gwenvid, because I think Bonvid deserves so much more attention than it gets. It’s cute as hell, okay? In-Progress
  • Together: Cowritten with @hopefullypessimistic84, this is where I took her Jaspid-adopts-Max adorableness and she took my Gwenvid and we smushed them together to create the OT3 that we’re desperately trying to make happen. Complete

Holy … wow, I’ve written a lot. It’s so intense-looking all smushed together like that, huh? I’ll be uploading my Gwenvid week posts to AO3 at some point, but that probably won’t happen until I get some free time in between my applying for jobs and crying. Also, depending on the response to this ask, there might be Gwenvid smut. A series filled with lots and lots of Gwenvid smut written by either @ciphernetics or I. (And if I have any say in what it’s called, it will carry over the current title, The Pornkedex, because that is the second best thing I’ve ever come up with.)

Anyway, thank you for being so wonderful and kind, and I’m sorry to smack you in the face with a wall of text.

Wow. I just realized something. Killian is getting so much anti-csers hate because he killed Charming’s dad and all that jazz. Also Killian himself is having self-loathing about this. The thing that gets me is: REGINA KILL’S SNOW’S FATHER. And unless I’m loosing my memory (and if I am, please inform me) she never apologised for the death of Snow’s father. Snow and Charming treat Regina like their own daughter when she killed Snow’s father, made their lives a living hell (before and after curse), and separated them for 28 years from their daughter. Shit, if Emma and the Charmings can forgive Regina of all that shit (and more), Killian killing Charming’s dad shouldn’t be a major concern. And then people wonder why the CS and Hook stans are freaking pissed at the direction the show is trying to take.

Prompts!

Here’s a list of prompts you can use if you want, I’ll be making a new list for you guys so you can request some stuff! If you decide to use any of these prompts, I’d appreciate if it you tagged me in them so I can read your stories!

1. “You’re fucking insane, you know that right?”
2. “Stop laughing at me!”
3. “Just give us some space, alright?!”
4. “You’re so goddamn beautiful.”
5. “Leave, or I won’t hesitate to put a bullet in your skull.”
6. “C'mere, it’s cold.”
7. “And you’re wearing that because…?”
8. “Please tell me this is a joke.”
9. “Out of all the people in the world I could be stuck in a room with, it just had to be you didn’t it?”
10. “Focus on me, hey!”
11. “Tell me where s/he is!”
12. “This is ridiculous.”
13. “Why am I dressed like this again?”
14. “Is that my shirt?”
15. “Looks good on you, but it would look even better on the floor.”
16. “Stay a little longer, please?”
17. “S/he just tripped and now s/he won’t stop laughing!”
18. “I can’t believe you spammed my phone with selfies…”
19. “Hey, hey! Stop that!”
20. “Another nightmare?”
21. “You’re such an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”
22. “You’re shaking, what happened?”
23. “Put that down before you hurt yourself.”
24. “Just look at it. It’s like it’s staring into my soul.”
25. “This is creepy, why did I agree to this again?”
26. “Be careful with that!”
27. “No! We shouldn’t split up! That’s how one of us gets murdered!”
28. “Talk to me.”
29. “Stop hiding away, it’s not healthy.”
30. “If you hurt her/him, if there is a hair on her/his body harmed, I won’t hesitate to kill you in the worst possible way.”
31. “Come and make me.”
32. “Are you really that stubborn?”
33. “You stole the last cookie! Which was mine, by the way!”
34. “Please don’t cry, I hate seeing you cry.”
35. “Stand back, I’m coming in.”
36. “Do you not realise how much I care for you?”
37. “You’re cute when you’re angry, but at the same time, I’m kind of terrified right now.”
38. “Oh god! My eyes!”
39. “You’re being over dramatic.”
40. “I love you so much, if something happened to you, I don’t know what I’d do.”
41. “I told you not to do it and look what happened! I’m always right!”
42. “If you die, I’ll bring you back and then kill you myself!”
43. “Nice dancing there, now how about you dance your way to my bed?”
44. “Open your eyes! Please!”
45. “Is there a reason why your brother/sister is stalking me?”
46. “Wow you really are innocent.”
47. “You couldn’t wait until you got to the bedroom? Fucking animals I swear…”
48. “None of this is your fault, I promise you that.”
49. “Can you stay?”
50. “Remind me why I married you again?”

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Can’t say I didn’t warn you. The proof is right there. Bitch about my fanfiction and you’ll be exposed.

Do I look like I care about what Tite decided at this point? No. 

Do I look like I care about your opinion written in horrid English? No.

But I know that a bunch of you are bullies and go about hurting other people who don’t deserve it. So I’m exposing you. I’m showing the fandom the shit you do. This isn’t the first time that’s happened to me and I’m tired.

I’m tired of you guys playing victims when you’re bullies.

I’m tired of you having nothing to do but to harrrass artists and telling them what to write or draw.

I’m fucking tired of you defending the ending and Kubo to people who don’t give a damn anymore.

And I didn’t say you guys were salty. I said I was salty. You’re putting words that I didn’t say or write.But that seems interesting. Because that part was written at the end of chapter three, in a long ass note. This means that you took the time to read the chapter and the note. I wish I had so much free time! I mean, you really took the time to read all that only to leave me a rude review? Wow! That’s going too far in your harrassment. 

My advice, ignore IR fanfiction as I ignore IH fanfiction, enjoy your canon, go to therapy because harrassing others isn’t healthy, find ways to be more positive, help others, and stop leaving reviews in my fanfics. I won’t block you, but I’ll expose you time and time again. 

Also, your canon killed Bleach. Think about that.

invitation

 I JUST WOKE UP AND LISTENED TO INVITATION AND IT IS SO GOOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IM DEAD

CORBYN OPENING THE SONG HAD ME SHOOK TO THE CORE I WAS NOT PREPARED WHATSOEVER. CORBYN AND JACKS VOICES GO SO WELL TOGETHER LIKE IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS. AND THEN JACK COMES IN SINGING THINGS LIKE “HOW ABOUT I PICK YOU UP AT 9?” AND “I CAN SEE THE STARS, BABY, IN YOUR EYES” LIKE FUCK ME UP YEAH YOU CAN PICK ME UP AT 9 AND TELL ME YOU CAN SEE THE STARS IN MY EYES WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT JACK?!

AND THEN WE HAVE ZACH WHO SWOOPS IN WITH THE CHORUS AND LITERALLY PULLS THE GROUND AWAY FROM UNDER ME HOLY COW, WHAT CAN’T THE KID DO??  LIKE WOW HE’S KILLING IT  LIKE LISTEN TO HIS ANGELIC VOICE HE’S SO TALENTED I’M ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRY WOW 

AS IF ALL OF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH FOR ME TO DIG MY OWN GRAVE AND GO SOB IN A CORNER ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM,

 DANIEL COMES IN PLAYING WIHT MY HEART LIKE WOW LISTEN TO HIM i CAN’T EVEN EXPLAING HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS VOICE FRICK AND THEN HE AND JONAH SING THE “CAUSE BABY, I GOT THE KEYS FOR US” LINE AND I GO WEAK IN THE KNEES WOWIE. THEN LAST BUT NOT LEAST JOHNAH SWOOPS IN AND ACTUALLY FUCKING PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE WITH HIS PART LIKE HE DOES THIS THING WHILE SINGING HIS PART AND Y’ALL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT I KNOW YOU DO LIKE FUCK HIS VOICE IS SO HOT 

AND THEN TO TOP IT OFF THE OUTRO FUCKED ME UP REAL  G O  O D 

LIKE ALL OF THEM SINGING “BABY, I LIKE IT, OH WOAH . bABY, I NEED IT, AND YOU WANT ME TO” HELL YEAH I WANT YOU TO FRICK 

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MUSIC VIDEO FOR THIS THO LIKE SIGN ME THE FUCK UP IM READY TO DIE HOLY SHIT IT’S GONNA BE SO GOOD I CAN ALREADY TELL. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE EP LIKE YOU KNOW WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE IT

ANYWAY IN CONCLUSION MY WEAVE IS SNATCHED, sHE’S GONE, I’M ACTUALLY SCALPED LIKE YA GIRL IS FRICKING BALD.  

actual footage of me losing my weave: 

Originally posted by mulatto-brujo