wow thank you so much you have no idea how amazing this is tho

anonymous asked:

This sounded cute to me, but idk. Mc moving in with rfa+V+saeran? Like getting a house or apartment together. (or in jumin's case a giant ass penthouse, smh rich people)

A/N: I just wow i loVE THIS okay thank you ~Admin 404

Smh rich people indeed (i had way too much fun with V and i had to stop myself from going on and on) ~ Admin 626

-I think the two of you would end up with a small apartment to start out! Move up to a house a while after he starts his career
-Your living room is only part living room. Everyone has to fight each other to sit on the couch when they visit
-It’s only part living room because y’all spoil Lisa to no eND so there’s a huge cat tree and a ton of cat play houses jumin approves and actually gets a few of the playhouses for y’all
-Sure you could have made that extra room a cat room but???? No???
-Game room????
-IT’S LITERALLY THE BEST ROOM IN Y’ALLS APARTMENT it’s decked out in all of your nerdy-gaming related things (figures, posters, games themselves) and seriously it’s just pride and joy nerd
-Your bedroom is overrun with plushies, neither of you can really tell whose is whose anymore
-He makes you breakfast every day! The first day, he tried to bring it to you in bed but that was a disaster when he tripped over the plushies and you woke up with an omelette on your face
-Y’alls apartment is covered in cute things- stickers are everywhere, homemade gifts and decorations, and it just looks kinda like pinterest threw up in the apartment
-Your kitchenware is SO CUTE like your ladle is nessie, your measuring cups are whale shapes, and he has these cartoon cups that he tried hiding from you but they’re just so cute you can’t help yourself

-Y’all didn’t have to get a new place, he just moved you into his penthouse i mean didn’t he already in his route, LMAO
-But anything you want, he will get it for you
-He has a lot more cat shaped things than you originally thought though
-Like cat shaped bowls, has a few coffee mugs with cats on them, things like that
-He gives you complete control of decorating but it’s like??? Jumin I wanted to do this together???
-So he helps pick out throw pillows, new art pieces, anything you ask him to do
-The one thing he requires is a tON OF PICTURES OF THE TWO OF YOU
-Seriously there’s a painting of the two of you plus Elizabeth hanging up in the house but at least it’s adorable <3

-Also just moves you into his house
- i mean why not, it’s big enough
-Y’all don’t even sleep in your bed for like the first week, you two are having pillow forts in the living room
-You can have a room to yourself, for whatever you’re passionate about. Gaming? He has a room for that, he’ll share. Art? Room for you. A room dedicated to your favourite figurines from your favourite games or shows? He’ll have to get you a separate room he isn’t sharing his
-He’s got plates that are planets and they’re AMAZING y’all i almost bought some the other day omg
-But he’s such a brat, like he plays pranks on you to wake you up
-You’ve woken up to whipped cream in the face more times than you can count but you’ve also woken him up with cold water soooo
-No item in the house is safe from you two “playing” if you catch my drift wink wonk
-Saeran hates both of you so much

-Definitely not used to having you actually live with him
-You walked in the bathroom while he was in the shower and you never knew that he could scream so high pitched
-Black out curtains throughout the house because???? The sunlight sucks
-He’s actually lowkey really cute and likes to put pictures of the two of you in frames and just put them on bookshelves or hang them up
-But then he like denies that he puts them up??? “Idk how it got there, it looks terrible” uh yeah okay
-YOUR KITCHEN IS THE MOST DECKED OUT ROOM because the two of you actually really like to cook and it’s a bonding thing <3
-Otherwise, your bedroom is decked out with the comfiest bed, blankets, and coolest TV because MOVIE MARATHONS
-Every time you buy some cute little ceramic animals you can’t find it ten minutes later. He hides them in various places because he hates them
-Actually really loves the idea of painting the ceiling like the sky with some clouds but only in the bedroom, the rest of the house cannot deal with that
-The two of you pick out everything together! Everything has nice neutral tones,everything goes together perfectly (just like the two of you aw cuties)

- with zen, it wasn’t a slow move in where u just kinda left things at his house and things slowly collected over time
- nah that’s not Zen’s style
- of course he would make a big deal about you moving in
- “Zen we’ve already done the diddly do, what r u ashamed of”
- honestly ur lucky he didn’t make y’all wait til after you guys got married
- but it’s worth the wait!!!
- Zen completely redid his place just for you <3
- he denies the fact that jumin helped him but u know jumin did
- it’s so cute!!!
- the kitchen has a whole lot of sweet things bc he knows u love sweets
-there’s a sex swing in his bedroom
- Seeing Zen in sweats??? H O T
- Zen sees in ur pajamas? He suddenly has to go shower???
- Poor you gets roped into Zen’s workouts
- he claims it’s ur fault since ur sweets are fattening him up
-  living with him is super peaceful tho???
- he has self care days??? Who does that???
- face masks, bubble baths with candles, treats himself to mani pedis
- and he takes such good care of you!
- because of him, you eat more healthy! The sweets are treats okay
- and because of you, zen becomes a little more lowkey because you can’t always handle his dramatic ass everyone in the group chat kisses ur feet for that
- You two brought out the best in each other <3
- honestly her apartment is the tiniest thing in the world
- like you know the episode of Futurama where Fry moves in with Bender?
- yeah, that small
- you guys end up finding a super cute apartment!!!
- it is on the smaller side but it’s super cozy
- flowers everywhere!!! You want the place bright for when Jaehee comes home from work <3
- y’all have too many pillows on your bed and sofas but it’S WORTH IT
- there’s a little reading nook you guys managed to create!
- also, all the RFA hoes come over all the time
- no matter what u guys do, u can’t stop it
- one time you couldn’t get rid of Saeyoung for weeks because Jaehee figured out DIY Honey Buddha chips
- as much as you two protest, one day futons magically appeared on the floor for them
- Jaehee is the sweetest roommate!!!
- she always leaves u little notes everywhere to let u know she loves you
- she folds down the page corners of store catalogues if she thinks you’d like them
- and she always somehow has a cup of coffee ready for you whenever u need it???
- she’s a magician
- and you always makes sure she eats and rests enough <3
- You guys get a house together!
- You needed a room for work and he needed a room for his art, so an apartment was definitely out of the question
- you love decorating the house with him???
- He hung up Christmas lights in your room! Who does that! V’s hipster ass, that’s who
- Polaroids and other pictures eVERYWHERE
- and of course this guys gets a record player
- he puts it in the kitchen and he dances with you in the kitchen when you two cook together
- actually he just dances with you when he can, music or not
- you guys end up having a mini library because V is super into learning about other cultures??? He has books on everything u can name
- he ends up taking u out like every week for aesthetic pics, you cant get out of it no matter what
- sometimes he makes you get up to watch the sunrise with him
- it’s okay tho, u get back at him with a nERF WAR
- and sometimes you use a marshmallow shooter against him randomly
- “hey mc have u seen m-“
- he just stands there getting hit by marshmallow as he stares off into the distance
- think of the scene from parks and rec when Andy shoots Ben with marshmallows
- honestly u two are so cute and silly together, and all is right in the world

things that 100% definitely happened after the end of call me beep me u can pry these headcanons from my cold dead hands

(call me beep me is an incredible fic by @gajeelredfox that i can’t link to rn bc i’m on mobile but the final update was posted tonight and i’m emo so have this)

-when they go trick or treating, the kids fall in love with keith instantly and are constantly chattering at him and tugging at his arms to show him things. by the end of the night keith is carrying a sleeping child home and lance’s heart is suffering.

-lance and hunk get to celebrate pidges 16th birthday! lance gets pidge a remote control robot car. (“get it? because its like the cliche thing to get a car on ur 16th birthday, but u like robots!” “yes i get it lance thank u.”)

-together, matt and lance make allura and shiro’s life a living hell. they can’t even look at each other without hearing exaggerating kissy noises.

-lance gradually helps keith and muffin warm up to each other and after a while they’re best friends. sometimes she’ll even lick his hand. shiro is pissed. (“i’ve been trying to get them to get along for years!!! and then this little shit comes along and within a couple of months she’s sitting on his lap!!! wtf!)

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any evak + girl squad headcanons?<3

Okay let me just say I live for evak and the girl squad. Like so so so much. The birthday one shot I did for Even’s birthday was basically just a massive girl squad and Isak hanging out fest. I am obsessed haha

  • So just like the boy squad the girl squad and evak work all for so many different reasons depending on the girl. So Even and Noora find themselves in serious discussions about women’s rights and human rights and equality all together. Even is actually one of the few people that make Noora rethink things she was so sure were the only way to think about them. They listen to each others perspectives and then broaden the way they originally think about something, and it is both beautiful and annoying because Isak is just like ooohhhh eeem geee stop. And then omg Chris cracks up Even so much. her jokes and omg omg omg 
  • Okay so Chris does not let Even forget that she had this ‘connection’ with Isak. She is all “So Even, you know I am really glad that Isak found you because, I mean we kinda had a thing” and Even raises his eyebrows and is like “really?” she nods “Oh yeah, gawd our energy, the sexual tension, it was electrifying!” then she lowers her head in pity “poor Isak tho, He tried to make me jealous once which didn’t work, and then by the time he would have been ready to profess his love for me I had already found my Kasper. I can tell it really cut him up.” Even is just like “wow, I had no idea” and she is all “yeah it hurt so much that no other girl could compare. But I mean I’m just glad he finally got over me,” And Even laughs and says “same Chris, same.” 
  • And then ahhh Eva and Isak are finally reunited. They had such a precious friendship before the snake stuff went down and now they are baaack. They like have so many silly inside jokes and do such fun and silly stuff together that just makes everyone smile and go “ahhh you two” Like Isak and Eva’s super cute and adorable shenanigans truly come out together and Even and Vilde just sit there all heart eyed as they watch Isak and Eva compete to see who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouths. (this of course leads to some inappropriate jokes from the girls, especially Chris who says something along the lines of “this is really a competition to see who is better at fitting something else in their mouths” Even laughs of course and gives her a dick joke of his own. they are adorable) 
  • Oh and Eva showers Even in stories of baby Isak. of all the goofy stuff he did in middle school, and how his obsession with trying to rap began. And she leans forward and whispers “I’m pretty sure he actually thinks he’s really good so just go with it so we can get more footage of him being a dork” And Even is like “That won’t be a problem” and shows her the million videos he has secretly taken of Isak doing silly things and it is amazing and Eva is giggling and telling him a story for every video he shares with her. And it is like so perfect. <3 
  • Ahhh Sana my angel Sana gets along so well with our boys. Her and Isak are so so close (as we know) and they just mock each other and banter in such a fond way. It is adorable. and then Sana pays out Isak to Even which he loooooves but then Just like Sana and Isak, Even and Sana talk about so much issues that are happening in society and religion and cultural beliefs and basically their own personal values that truly make them understand each other and feel less alone. It’s beautiful. Sana clearly has a soft spot for both these boys which the girls tease her about immensely. Because this one time Even corrected her and the whole table just gasped and went into a dead silence, waiting for Sana to put him in his place buuuut instead she was like “Oh yes. Thank you. So anyway…” and they are just like OMG and now they laugh and go “Sana is a softie!” and Sana just glares and is like “I can make you all disappear.” 
  • And then Vilde omg I love Vilde + evak. I actually want to write a real drabble about this one day (I will when I finish the prompts and get a chapter out for each fic ahhh) so anyway this one is so funny because Isak and Even absolutely adore and love Vilde buuuut in completely different ways. So to Isak, Vilde is that super annoying little sister who is just like always there asking him things and telling him things and interrupting kissy time with his boyfriend and he is just like “oh my gawd Vilde I don’t care what dress you are wearing! Just cos I am dating a boy doesn’t mean I know fashion. gawd” And then she lectures him on his manners and he tells her to look in a mirror and she says I was gonna say the same to you but then I thought you would probably break it and they just totally bicker like siblings and it’s adorable. But then Even, oh Even he finds Vilde so endearing and sweet and he just wants to protect her and keep her happy and safe from the world. So this makes things awkward cos he is always like “Vilde join us to the movies tonight!” when she is complaining about having no plans and Isak is just like “ummm baby what the actual hell” because it always turns into Vilde rambling and Even listening politely while Isak is rolling his eyes and mumbling under his breath. He really does love her tho. Like if anyone actually hurt Vilde he would be the first to be like “I will defeat you with my muscles” and Even would be all “Isak you are the softest boy I know” and Isak is all “I am the master at fighting” and Even is just like “Okaaaaay sure Jan” 

Ahhh omg this is ridiculously long and probably not very good. I think I will try to make a better girl squad and evak headcanon in the future haha sorry for messing this up :( 

Seventeen Reactions: Duet with you for a grade

Request: Can you do svt reacting to them having to do a duet with their crush for a test grade?? :) thank you

Originally posted by scoupstv


He would most definitely be the most chill about it, but he’d still be super hyped to be partnered with you. He would plan out a step-by-step program on how to get closer to you every day in class, and knowing him, it would totally work. BOOM Y’ALL ARE DATING because hello it’s Choi Smooth-cheol we’re talking about here

Originally posted by jeonghney


Jeonghan would be very calm about it, but then would get progressively more controlling day by day and it would begin to frustrate you. Eventually you would call him out on it only to have him confess to you, saying that he just wanted everything to go right so you would be impressed by him (AWWW).

Originally posted by jishooua


Lord Jisoo would turn absolutely paper white in the face when he heard your name called out with his to be partnered for the duet. He would be super awkward and stiff the first few times you practiced, but after you told him how much you admired his singing he would lighten up and your duet would end up perfect (as per usual).

Originally posted by jisoos-princess


(lil frickin greaseball smh) ANYWAYS Junhui would be all like “HECK yeah she’s gonna fall for me so hard” but then,,, you started singing the beginning of the song and all of a sudden everything is in slow motion and cherry blossoms are falling from the sky and all he can see is you until WHOOPS IT’S HIS PART. You’d have to wake him up from his daydreams about you literally every day but you’d find it so cute that you can’t get mad at him for it. You’d totally bomb the duet, but it was worth it bc you got a cute bf out of it.

Originally posted by mountean


HA this guy…. ok so Soonyoung would be so worried about you the whole time. Like he would bring you daily gifts at practice and insist on driving you there and back every day because “you might get mugged!!1!1!!!” even though you live like 3 minutes away from school. He ends up overworking himself just so you would get a good grade on his behalf so he has no voice when your evaluation day comes and he keeps apologizing (and probably cries) but you’re like “um!!! it’s ok this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me lol” and you give him a lil peck as thanks and then he promptly passes out lmao WEAK

Originally posted by pcywon


He would remain completely stoic the entire time your names were called and stay that way during your rehearsals until one day, you would be going over your part and you turn around to find him literally crying and he’s all like “UM NO i wasn’t crying it’s just…… you sound like a literal angel hahahaha WOW that was cheesy i’m sorry i-” but you’re just like “omg shut up you cute tree branch i like you too”

Originally posted by j-miki


He would immediately get controlling like Jeonghan, but eventually you’d be like “that’s it just let mE SHOW YOU MY IDEA CHRIST” and you would run through the song just how you planned and after you finished he would just be sitting at the piano bench completely floored. Then he would just be like “ok um that was BRILLIANT WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SOMETHING I LOVE YOU I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW” and you’d just be like “1. I tried to tell you and 2. I think you do owe me something so yeah I’ll take that kiss now” and he would turn into a big blushy mess before planting a smooch on your cheek and the rest is history

Originally posted by lseokmin


Seokmin would be so HECKIN excited he probably wouldn’t be able to speak in front of you in fear of literally screaming instead. At first you’d be like “this is a disaster” but then he actually opens his mouth to sing and you’re like “…..o shit we got this in the bag”. You would compliment him every day even though he’s still not able to speak to you so you make it through evaluation day without a word from him but then he hands you a paper afterwards that just says “I meant every word that I sang to you.” and you’re like “UM OK HI DATE ME?????”

Originally posted by mingyiu


HAHAHAHA (I’m sorry I just don’t even know where to start with this one) ok so the whole time he’d try to act all high and mighty like “lol peasant” to cover up the fact that he literally screams for 5 minutes straight in his car after every practice but then one day you walk past his car and you’re just like “um?????? what r u doin m8″ and long story short he has to confess bc like, how are you going to cover that up ANYWAYS  that’s like the cutest thing ever to you so you ask him out bc why the heck not

Originally posted by lunarjun


Minghao my baby!!! ok Minghao would be so sweet and considerate the whole time, letting you take the best singing parts and watching you like a proud boyfriend (even tho he isn’t (YET)). You just kinda end up slowly falling for him because he’s perfect boyfriend material and he’s so nice to you and doesn’t expect literally anything in return so (here comes the twist :0) YOU end up confessing to HIM first and he’s just like “no way i’ve been in love with you for like three years this is the best day of my life” and it just breaks your heart even more if that’s possible

Originally posted by beautifulcarats


SQUISHIE SASS BOY so Seungkwan would be super excited to work with you bc, you’re, like, the love of his life so when you ask him to help you with all your parts so you can get up to his level, he’s so proud and he’s like “of course!! you’re voice is already as pretty as your face, but i can try!!” and that makes you blush so much bc vocal god Boo Seungkwan just complimented YOU of all people and one thing leads to the next and you’re now the vocal power couple of the entire school no biggie

Originally posted by visual-17


Hansol was actually hoping he didn’t get paired with you bc he just wanted to fail this assignment in peace without letting you know how terrible he was at singing so when he heard your name, he literally said “shit” in the middle of class. You overheard so you were like “I’m sorry if you don’t want to work with me we can try and switch partners maybe…” and he’s all like “NO NO NO it’s not you it’s just, well uh I’m terrible at singing and I don’t want you to hear me singing because you’re so talented and pretty and amazing and I’ll just hold you back. I’m sorry” but you’re just like “I honestly could care less about the grade but that’s really cute. Wanna get ice cream instead of practice??” and he’s just like “omg i am in love”

Originally posted by tekukii


aw lil Chan would be so embarrassed to be working with you bc you’re his idol for real and the whole time he would just put himself down bc he thinks he deserves it and it breaks your heart so you make it your daily mission to improve his confidence by complimenting him and helping him with his vocals and whatnot and you kinda just fall for him bc it’s lowkey so sweet to you that he looks up to you so much and you just want to tell him how great of a person he is every day so the practices slowly turn into dates bc you just end up talking to each other about literally everything under the sun and the rest is history

dating minhyuk would include

Originally posted by wonhontology

  • all of the romanticism of john keats’ poetry was written for minhyuk
  • trust me we’re from the same area 
  • but anyway he’s so soft
  • and probably the most timid bean in existance
  • like he’d be so shy when he’s around you usually because he doesn’t want to slip up and tell you
  • oh hey im in love with you I MEAN
  • so instead he just kinda… smiles at you and doesn’t speak
  • and that’s why you catch on to him actually liking you in the first place
  • but word on the grapevine is he wants to actually ask you out 
  • so you leave him to do it… except you’re gonna be waiting a while
  • he’d ask to speak with you but when he actually does speak w you
  • he just sits there with a smile on his face because internally…
  • everything is a mess
  • and you go to speak and ask him if everything is okay and he’s like
  • ‘i’m good thanks minhyuk how are you?’
  • and he realises what he says and his hands go over his mouth because he realises what he’s done
  • and he’s like NOOOOOO (this is the running commentary of his mind)
  • but if you say sure he starts to freak out a lil and i guarantee he’d hug you 
  • from then on, you’re subject to couple ideas that really translate to couple goals
  • i know he’s like really out going but i still think he’d be shy to do things with you
  • kinda like shownu he’d be shy to even hold your hand
  • but not because he’s not sure if it’s okay, but because he is worried you won’t like him for it
  • softest relationship ever tho
  • picnics at midnight looking up at the stars when you’re both not busy the next day
  • dates in coffee shops that are totally aesthetics
  • so you can take lots of pictures of course
  • and he’d buy you like matching phone cases for couple goals too
  • because of course he wants to rub it in kihyun’s face that you two are the cutest
  • also brings back gifts for you from all the countries he visits
  • gets really shy again when he kisses you, even after he’s done it a thousand times
  • if he met your family i think he wouldn’t be shy at aLL though
  • not because he’s not nervous, i just think he’d be v friendly
  • and even when meeting your friends they’re all like wow he’s so friendly
  • because he wants them to like him too 
  • also would be very keen to show you off like 
  • ‘look at my lover’
  • ‘minhyuk i think they get it now’
  • ‘aren’t they AMAZING like how did i manage to find someone so good??’
  • would sometimes get jealous tho but not majorly
  • he’d pout for a bit when you weren’t paying attention to him but be v smiley when you returned
  • in terms of arguments i don’t think it would be very angsty between you two
  • occasionally there would be a spat but like nothing serious
  • and of course you’d have the major arguments 
  • although minhyuk would try to avoid them at all costs
  • but when you do argue massively for the first time it would be over something personal
  • i don’t see him as taking superficial things to heart very often
  • so you’d have to do something pretty major to piss him the hell off
  • but after you’ve not spoken for a few days he’ll start to mope around
  • he’ll be looking over any sns you’re on with a sad face bc he misses you
  • and seeing that you’re not going to make the first move, he’ll find you and ask to talk it out
  • of course if you find him first then even better
  • but i don’t think there would be a massive problem that he’d never want to sort out
  • so like… there’s not much water under the bridge but there is still some
  • don’t expect him to use it against you in the future either
  • but expect long hugs afterwards instead
  • LOTS of pillow talk
  • esp about your future together that he’s been planning since day one
  • ‘is three children okay?’
  • ‘well i mean—’
  • ‘four won’t be that bad… surely? and a few dogs’
  • and tbh that’s the best thing about minhyuk i feel like
  • if he didn’t see a future with you then he wouldn’t even ask you out to begin with
  • so there’s a lot of mutual respect for each other which is the best
  • so if you get a chance to love him, give him all the affections you can
  • make sure he is kissed once a day to live forever

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anonymous asked:

Hello! How about a bit angsty (but only a bit... well, more than a bit, but not that much... nevermind;;) scenario for RFA + V + Saeran in which MC is trying to calm them down (and things like this) through the phone because the building she was in somehow collapsed (is it possible to a building to collapse just... because?) and she's stuck underground? She's only a bit bruised tho, she just has to wait till they get her out!

my dear anon, this is amazing. i would’ve never thought of this, wow! thank you for giving your idea to lil’ ol me\(◕ ◡ ◕\)

hope you like it~❤


  • he heard it on the news, this building collapsed.
  • not just any building, though, mc was in the building
  • so he panics. automatically tries to call mc, but no answer
  • he’s pacing his dressing room and could literally feel his hair falling out
  • and he’s in desperate need of a cig and he needs to know that mc is safe
  • when the phone rings! it’s mc!! he answers fast as lightning
  • “mc! babe! are you okay? i saw the news- did you call the police? are you hurt?”
  • “zen! slow down…first of all, I’m fine. Just a bit bruised up, but know the building collapsed. and i’m stuck underground.”
  • zen is out of there So Fast but he’s still on the phone
  • “babe, I’ll be over there in 10 minutes, just wait for me, okay?” “okay babe..”
  • they stay on the phone but zen puts it on speaker so mc can hear him driving through the streets
  • “be careful driving, hyun” and zen slows down because that’s the ‘you’re  in trouble’ tone
  • when he gets there, he has no idea what to do
  • but at least people are there! he brings one with him to try and find mc 
  • it takes a while but they do! and zen is super super clingy for the rest of the day


  • this starshine bean oh my god
  • he has just dropped mc off and was driving away
  • but he couldn’t even get out of the parking lot before it happened 
  • literally f r e a k s in the car. like he yelled 
  • turns the car around, parks it anywhere, and gets down. 
  • calls the emergency hotline first, then calls mc 
  • they answer! yoosung let out a breath
  • “honey! you’re alright!!” “yeah, I’m okay…that was really scary..”
  • probably wants to start picking at the rubble himself, but its too heavy
  • “i called someone already mc, i’ll get you out soon…are you hurt?”
  • “no, actually…i just have a big bruise” 
  • is So Relieved
  • stays on the phone to both calm his heartbeat and so mc won’t be lonely 
  • yoosung waves at help as soon as it arrives 
  • “there are people stuck in there! my girlfriend is one of them!!”
  • now he wants to put extra layers of protection on mc before they go anywhere
  • but thank god mc stops him, she can’t wear bubble wrap everywhere


  • oh my poor wife 
  • she heard this on the radio in the cafe 
  • and she couldn’t focus on literally anything, it got so bad that she had to close it down
  • can’t help herself and calls mc
  • is so surprised and relieved when mc picks up that she squeals
  • “angel, you’re okay!” angel is a nickname jaehee uses for Special Occasions
  • “yeah, I’m fine. It could have been a lot worse.”
  • “oh my gosh, how are we gonna get you out of there?” jaehee starts to panic
  • mc calms her down, “love. it’s okay, there’s someone else with me and they called the fire station. we’ll be alright”
  • “mc, I’m going there right away.” “jaehee-” “no, I have to see you as soon as you get out of there”
  • and she does. jaehee engulfs mc in a huge hug and kisses all over her face
  • mc is not used to this, but isn’t complaining, she loves it when jaehee is like this
  • “thank god you’re okay..” 
  • they go home and cuddle All Night (/*o*)/*`*`*


  • panic mode: engaged 
  • Mr. Han is literally panicking, someone please calm him down
  • actually called a helicopter and the fire department to find people 
  • mc called him and he answered, his voice wavering. “my love..” he says
  • “jumin…i’m alright, i couldn’t find service until now. I’m so sorry”
  • “you have nothing to apologize for, i’m sorry i can’t get you out of there sooner. are you hurt, my love?” 
  • “no, love. I have a bruise, that’s all”
  • he’s tempted to drive over there himself, it’ll probably be a lot quicker
  • but no one else needs to get hurt today, so he has Driver Kim take him
  • “I’ll be right there, my love. I’ll get you out of there.” “thank you, jumin…and calm down, my honey bunny. I’m fine” he knew she was trying to cheer him up
  • it was working
  • also can you tell that im a huge nickname hoe?
  • as soon as mc gets out of there, jumin gives her the biggest hug
  • he kisses the bruise and honestly does not make her move for the rest of the day 
  • and for good measure, the next day

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • hES A MESS
  • is lowkey blaming himself, but there’s no way he could stop that
  • absolutely hacked into mc’s phone to get to the camera 
  • it looked like she was actually okay
  • and then she called, to which he answered in a split second
  • “saeyoung-” 
  • “i’m working on calling the emergency services right now. i can probably find out where you’re at and have them start there, i’ll get you out, mc. you’ll be okay”
  • “saeyoung.” mc says again, more firm. 
  • he stops and listens
  • “i’m alright. that’s what i wanted to tell you first. and of course, thank you..but i don’t want you to panic, okay? the Defender of Justice doesn’t panic!”
  • her words make him smile and let out a relieved breath 
  • “…you’re underground and you still manage to cheer me up. are you sure you’re not an alien?”
  • he still makes the firefighters start where mc is 
  • they come back to the bunker and he hugs them So Tight
  • both of them have to be cuddled for the rest of the night 

v / jihyun

  • he was actually on the phone with mc when it happened
  • they were having a domestic af conversation. 
  • “what should we have for dinner, my sunshine?” “hmm…i’m thinking of making pasta, would you like that?” “that sounds great!”
  • V hears all the noise and is automatically like “mc?! sweetheart? are you hurt??” 
  • her phone was knocked out of her hand, but she got it back
  • “jihyun- I’m alright. a small bruise…but I think the building collapsed”
  • V whips out his other phone and texts jumin 
  • yes, v has multiple phones
  • jumin recognizes the number as v’s emergency phone and automatically calls help
  • v can’t go over there, but he stays on the phone
  • mc is actually out quicker than he expected
  • thanks jumin
  • and they hug in the doorway for about a full 10 minutes 
  • it’s quiet until mc is like, “so about that pasta..” and v laughs


  • he felt like he almost died when he heard 
  • this wasn’t supposed to happen oh no no no 
  • also feels like it was somehow his fault 
  • he goes over and sees that someone else already called the emergency hotline
  • but he got no call from mc 
  • until he did!
  • “saeran!” he honestly can’t help himself once he hears her voice
  • “mc, why didn’t you call me sooner? I’m worried sick about you, are you okay? are you hurt? i’ll find a way in there if I need to, i swear-”
  • mc isn’t surprised and actually smiles because he’s worried about her 
  • “i’m alright. i lost my phone for a bit, so i couldn’t call until now. don’t find a way in here, they’ll get me out.”
  • saeran suddenly feels a lot calmer “…i’m staying on the phone with you, though”
  • now mc is smiling more 
  • he is The Clingy-est after mc gets out of that building and mc is not complaining one bit
Online (Jimin, You)

• Title: Online
•Characters: Jimin x You
•Words: 7.2k
•Genre: Fluff (angst? not sure)

Plot: You met him on a penpal kind of website, and almost immediately felt the connection between the two of you.

A/N: You might have seen this fanfiction somewhere before, and you might be right. I started this series almost 2 years ago, and never finished it. Lately I noticed it in my old computer, and I felt the urge to finish it. I posted all the parts together, so that it’s easier to read. Hope you like it! Tell me what you think about it with a message, I’d be glad to hear your opinion. Now enjoy!

2Chim: Hello there! Nice to meet you, my name is Jimin and I’m from South Korea. I’m trying to make some friends here on WorldPals. I hope you could be one of them. Have a nice day~

“Look, a message! I told you,” your friend Denise explained “it’s one of the most used websites. You can get to know people from Australia, from Japan… isn’t it amazing?” She looked enthusiast about the idea of having friends from all over the world. She’s always been interested in learning different languages, about different cultures.
“Hum, I don’t know… is it safe? What if this 2Chim is a fraud?” You murmured checking his profile. He looked cute on his profile picture, and many comments were from girls and boys praising his good looks. “You can always block them if they seem suspicious, don’t worry about that. It’s not that you have to give your personal information away” she said and finally stood up looking at her clock. “Oh my, it’s so late! Listen, Y/N, you just talk to people and see how it works by yourself, it’s not that difficult. You’ll tell me about it then.” She ruffled your hair with a strong gesture and then left. “Ouch… my hair!” You cried out, but she was already gone. You looked back at the computer, 2Chim’s profile still on it. “Let’s do this” you told yourself.

Y/N: Nice to meet you, Jimin. I’m Y/N, I’m from ____. I’d like to make some friends too. ^ ^
2Chim: Wow, Y/N! What a beautiful name, for a beautiful flower like you eheh~

“Uh! That was cheesy” you chuckled.

Y/N: Well, thank you? Ahah I like your name too. Hum, where do you live?
2Chim: I live in Seoul, but I’d like to travel a lot, that’s why I’m here. I want to improve my English! You know, English is really important nowadays… but it’s so difficult.ㅠ ㅠ
Y/N: Are you sure? Your English is perfectly fine!
2Chim: It’s all because of this website. And I read a lot. So… what about you? Why are you here?
Y/N: My friend told me this place is awesome, I’m here because of her… but I don’t really know. It doesn’t look that safe, I have to get used to it.
2Chim: Yes, sure… you should be careful. Bad people see a pretty face and always try to harass you. ㅠ ㅠ
Y/N: Thank you for the advice then, I’ll be careful.

“Even with you, Jimin” you said to yourself.

Y/N: Where do you want to travel to?

Talking to someone that distant was curious, you suddenly felt that curiosity eating you.

2Chim: To be honest? Your country is the first place I want to go to. That’s why I contacted you… and you’re pretty too, perfect combo, isn’t it? ^ ^
Y/N: Oh, so kind! I’m not that pretty tho ahah

You felt your face getting hotter, and as you looked at the mirror right in front of you you saw two red cheeks, as red as two tasty apples. “What-…”

2Chim: Oh, you are. ^ ^ Anyway, I’d like to spend some time there, like 1 or 2 months. I’d like to have some friends to count on there.
Y/N: Wow, it’s a nice travel anyway! And yeah, my country it’s pretty cool. There are so many places to visit, and I haven’t seen all of them yet!
2Chim: Ikr! I can’t wait, I’m so excited, yet so scared.

A smile crept over your lips. It was so cute. Someone with such an admiration for your country, and you felt so proud of it.

Y/N: Why scared? I’m sure you’ll meet lots of friends here, don’t worry! ^ ^
2Chim: Okay, Y/N. I trust you then eheh~

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anonymous asked:

If your taking requests, can you please do a Comedic Izuocha fic where Izuku gets put on a U.A dating game and Ochako competes because she wants to "help Deku out of this situation" but it's actually due to jealousy/competitiveness 😅😂

Note: THANKS FOR THE REQUEST! This one was interesting to write…I had to delete a lot of the parts I initially wrote because it got wayyyy too long. Anyways, I torally forgot it was supposed to be a UA dating game tho…just made it into a TV dating game. Perhaps I will write the UA dating one another time. Hope you enjoy this anyway!

Rated: T// Izuocha //

In which Deku was forced to be on a Dating TV show

               Why was he in this situation again? Oh right, Bakugou wanted to prank him so he put his name on the show’s ‘Next Bachelor’ contest. And who would have predicted that Deku’s name was drawn.

He turned around, dragging his heels as he did so and scanned the arena. The place was breathtaking! With the sparkling lights and the dazzling décor, this was truly an amazing set-up. This is going to be on national TV after all, he thought. The audience was cheering wildly as the host entered the stage, and he felt foolish being there by himself. The ‘candidates’ were to enter after the host does his introduction, and Deku was instructed to position himself like a statue. He donned an idiotic grin, and his eyes suddenly went wide. Is he imagining things or are most of his classmates in the front row?

“He looks super shocked, dude,” Tokoyami whispered to the person beside him, which happened to be Todoroki, “Midoriya had no idea we were coming.”

Todoroki nodded and turned around. There behind his seat, was Bakugou holding his stomach and curling up, laughing non-stop. The five girls sat right between Bakugou and Kaminari, while Mineta was squished between Todoroki and Kirishima in the front.

“Now,” the host yelled, lifting up his left arm to gesture to the side of the stage, “Here comes our lovely ladies!” Everyone screamed and cheered, some even waved their handmade signs.

Deku gulped. His hands were sweating and he felt like those stage lights were giving him a heatstroke. He smiled weakly as the girls entered one by one while the host gave a brief introduction to each. All that information went in one ear and exited the next. Deku had no idea what the hell was going on.

“And last by not least,” the host said while drum rolls were heard, “we have Uraraka Ochako! She is a lovely lady studying at UA right now-“

Deku felt as if his heart was going to jump right out of his ribcage. Uraraka?! What the f-

“Why the hell is Uraraka there?” Bakugou and Kirishima cried out at the same time, the latter looking as if his eyes were going to fall out of their sockets. 

“She said she wanted to help him out,” Jirou grunted, “Stupid if you asked me but hell with it, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.” 

Uraraka walked out in a floral dress and waved to the crowd. She wasn’t used to the heels that she lent from Hagakure so her movement was a little laggy. At one point she even seemed like she was going to twist her ankle.

“So any ideas on whom you’ll choose, Midoriya Izuku?” The host cried out, snapping him out of his reverie, “For the next 45 minutes, you have to eliminate all the candidates down to one! Round one, based on the introductions, you have to choose 3 finalists!”

Deku and Uraraka stared at each other nervously. He swallowed hard. He doesn’t even remember who’s who! He scanned at all 5 of the contestants and started to pull on his tie out of anxiety. Oh god, he can’t breathe. 

“Uh,” he muttered and pulled his hands behind him, trying extra hard to relax, “Okay….” Everyone focused on him.

“I’ll choose her, and…uh her, and Uraraka,” he answered in hurry. Honestly he just chose the first two because they were closest to him on the stage. And Uraraka’s well…Uraraka. The arena abruptly bustled with joyous applause.

“And what are your reasons?” The host looked at him and then at the audience, “It’s strange that you remember Uraraka’s name….OH WAIT” he did a dramatic pause, “Is she perhaps your classmate?!” People started to gasp.

“Yes actually…”

A flush of excitement filled the atmosphere.


For the next thirty minutes, Deku was forced to play stupid ‘games’ with the three candidates. One was choosing them based on their talents and the second girl did a catwalk in a bikini. As if that’s a talent, Uraraka smirked, but glared at Deku when his face started to get red from the performance.  When it was her turn, Uraraka came on stage with a pink tutu and did an impressive ballet dance which shook the crowd, prompting everyone to do a standing ovation.

“Uraraka can dance?” Hagakure questioned in a surprised tone, “Can she be my girlfriend?” Yaoyorozu chuckled while Mineta drooled at that comment.

               “Now,” the host said while briefly fixing his floral corsage, “It’s the last round! Uraraka and Tanaka must do a Midoriya-themed trivia face off!”

               The host guided the two girls in their chairs. Tanaka, dressed in a beautiful black dress, strutted over to her spot and Uraraka knew then she was trying to show off her curves. Tanaka sent Deku a flirty wink and Uraraka squinted at her. What a devil.

               “First question, what is the nickname of Midoriya’s best friend with the explosion quirk?”

               Bakugou choked, “WHAT?!”

               “It’s Bakubaku?” Tanaka looked puzzled and Uraraka scoffed.

               “Too easy,” Yaoyorozu could see Uraraka’s shit-eating grin from a mile away, “It’s Kacchan.”


               Everyone burst out in laughter, and Bakugou punched his seat so hard, a slight explosion came out of his palm.

The next 10 minutes were crazy, however. Both of the two girls’ scores were so close, and Uraraka was seriously surprised. Did Tanaka stalk him or something? How does she know so much about him?

“Okay wow, girls,” The host wiped his forehead with the back of his hand, “Alright this one is the lightning round. You two have a choice of making this ALL OR NOTHING or DOUBLE POINTS. Which will you choose?”


“ITS ON! ALL OR NOTHING!!!!” Uraraka screamed out, the fire in her eyes bursting fervently. Uraraka looked like she was hyperventilating and Tanaka shrugged.

“Alright, all or nothing then.”

“OKAY, last question…what brand of notebook does he use for his hero research?”

Deku saw Uraraka’s expression turn into a devious smug.

“Um…I’ll have to pass…on that one,” Tanaka said, looking ashamed.

“It’s Campos,” Uraraka said matter-of-factly, “I know because-“

She halted, exasperated that she blurted out the last bit.

“Oh, there’s an explanation!” The host announced, “because what?”

Her face transformed into a fresh shade of pink.

               “Because…Deku-kun always wants to help. He’s always helping people. And whenever I was in trouble, he’d give it to me, to share his knowledge with me. It’s…it’s admirable, really.”

               The next moment felt like a storm. Deku wanted to cover his face in embarrassment but Uraraka’s enticing gaze awakened a new feeling inside him. He moved over, albeit robotically, and wrapped his arms around her. Tanaka gave a frustrated huff and marched off the stage.

“Looks like we got a winner, everyone,” The host held his microphone closer, “Let’s clap for the new couple!”

“Thanks,” Deku muttered into her ear and Uraraka could only giggle in response.

“Don’t worry, I had my fun,” Uraraka replied, listening to the thunderous shouting around them. 

He held onto her tighter, beaming, and let her warmth bathe him.

anonymous asked:


A while ago I made some sort of step by step for how I go about hands, but if it’s about anatomy as a whole I ??? honestly don’t know how to answer?? The most I can tell you is that generally when I sketch a living being I divide the body in main zones and simple shapes first, if it’s a person mostly keeping in mind these ?? and as far as keeping the positions realistic goes I try to visualize the skeleton under it all - it’s pretty easy to notice if something’s too flat or bent at the wrong angle when you keep in mind the bones’ solid shapes imho

But with such a broad question like that when I myself have never really studied anatomy to begin with I can’t give you a better answer than this! I’m really, really sorry o<-<

Anon said:  I just took my phone after I charged it throughout the entire night (100% battery) and scrolled through your entire art tag. I’m done and at 27%. Also I love your art, you’re super super talented! <3 <3

Thank you for liking my stuff that much!!!! But omfg take care of your poor phone’s battery anon haha

Anon said: THERE IS NOTHING RIDICULOUS ABOUT IT I LOVE IT. I absolutely see them doing the things you draw/drew about. That’s the magic of bokuroo lol. I’m so happy that you participated this week T_T <3

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH thank you so so so so much!!!! I’m so happy you liked the strips!!! <3<3<3 they’re still ridiculous tho anon that’s the whole point of the ship for me let’s let them be silly haha

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Just Lena’s silly bias follow forever

I know the gif is really silly but asdfghjkl let me live

Wowie zowie i can’t believe this!
I was going to do this when i hit 150 but a lot of stuff came up and i didn’t have the time to do this. But seeing it go up to 200 blew my mind. Thank yall so much! Me and Jyushimatsu are so very happy that we have so many people to interact with! This is just something small to thank yall for dealing with me and my idiot little JyuJyu bean! It’s bias i have to admit considering there aren’t a lot of people i talk to but sure as hell would like to talk to everyone else!!! 

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anonymous asked:

🙏🙏🙏❤ aaaah I LOVE U AND UR WRITING SO MUCH!! How do you think saeran and vanderwood would react to finding mc's sketchbook that they keep a secret because they're embarassed to show others? (They are quite skilled tho) thank yoooouu❤❤❤

✿ ahh, i love it when I can clear multiple requests with one fell swoop.

(Unknown) Saeran

  • Saeran has a pretty unfortunate habit of not respecting people’s privacy (being trained to hack by a cult does that to you) so it’s honestly only a matter of time before he goes poking around in that sketchbook you won’t show to anyone.
  • He uses all sorts of little tricks to justify it to himself. What if you’re hiding some dark secret from everyone that he needs to help you with? What if your sketchbook is some clue into a critically declining mental state that needs to be intervened in? What if it’s proof that you, too, are on the verge of becoming a cult leader???
  • look this boy has not had a good life and he’s paranoid, alright
  • It’s not like he’s even breaking into your room or anything! You left it on the living room table when you got up to get a class of water, so all he has to do is just… take a peek! No big, right?
  • You’ll never know.
  • He’s not sure what he’s expecting when he gingerly opens the front cover, like he’s touching some delicate antique…
  • But it certainly isn’t a picture of him.
  • He stops, he stares, he picks up the book properly and opens it in his lap in fascination. He never could have imagined he could look like that - a soft, gentle sort of happiness as he pets a cat, a serene peace as he stares out a window, light painted across his face in sweeping gradations of your pencil… It’s gorgeous.
  • He’s gorgeous.
  • He flips through, staring blankly down at the pages, and he finally feels like understands what you see in him. That beauty you go on-and-on about, that grace, that…. that light in what he feels like is the ugly darkness of his body. Even if he can’t see it in the mirror, he can see it on these pages, and he finds himself tearing up as he covers his mouth. How? How did you make him look like this?
  • (How did he have no idea you were this good at drawing…?)
  • You come in through the doorway and practically drop your glass when you see him there, looking through your sketchbook. You’re completely mortified - you’d never wanted him to know that you so frequently used him as a model, and the thought of anyone was seeing your art was just… horrifying! But you find yourself lost for words when you hear that he’s sniffling.
  • (oh god is he mad at you, is he upset that you’ve been drawing him, is he-)
  • He tells you that… he’d like to look at the rest, if that’s okay, because he’s feeling something really strange right now and it’s so different from all that anger and pain. You sit with him and hold his hand while he looks through. He doesn’t say a lot… but with the expression he makes right now…
  • …You wish you could be drawing it.


  • Vanderwood found your sketchbook by complete and total accident. They were just tidying up the apartment when they found a weird, spiral bound book that - oh yeah, they’ve seen you muck around in this, haven’t you? Curious - and idly, not really intending to pry, just curious - they flip it open and
  • woah
  • woah
  • how the darn diddly heck did they - a secret agent - miss the fact that you’re incredible at drawing?
  • Okay, they’ve see you doing it, and you’ve always told them nooo, you’re bad, it’s embarrassing when they’ve wanted a peek. They - respecting your privacy - let it drop, but damn did they wish they hadn’t because they should have been praising you for this long ago and -
  • and… what?
  • is this… them?
  • No, it can’t be, they look so pretty.  
  • They flip through, absolutely transfixed, and they realize that this is definitely them… leopard print jacket and all.
  • You’ve done so many studies of them. There are pages and pages of drawings covered with them, and… And they look so lovely in every one.
  • (Is this how you see them? Is this how you think of them…?)
  • They find that their heart is beating fast and their face is heating up like crazy. Wow hahahaha this is a weird feeling, what is this? They’re amazed. They’re transfixed. Vanderwood loves art, and they love beautiful things, but before this they’d literally never thought of themselves as something gorgeous.
  • You walk in on them while they’re like this, and you freeze in total terror.
    • “Uh, oh - shit, I’m sorry, I just, I mean, I wasn’t meaning to, I - you’re really good also I am not this hot.”
  • They find themselves incoherently gushing to you about a.) how talented you are and b.) d-do you really think they’re that handsome and you’re like
  • y-yeah… yeah i do…
  • and they’re just like oh and you kind of stand in silence for a moment while the two of you act like awkward teenagers. Then, Vanderwood says, “Well, erm… If you want… I could… ……model for you properly?”
  • (o m g vanderwood)
  • They become basically your #1 artistic proponent, always pushing you to practice, to improve, to get out there. They want to see you succeed, and they are behind you absolutely 100%… even as you’re all shy and timid. And they never really think they deserve to be your muse, but they do everything to support you… (even posing nude if you need it)
  • They’re always peeking over your shoulder now, and their favorite thing is to watch you draw. It’s so relaxing, they say! And it makes them feel like… they can be a part of something different. Something better. Like they’re helping add beauty to the world, rather than take it away.
How to be an efficient damsel in distress

@chuckleshan This is the thing

It happens three days after Kara, well, Supergirl, saves her for the fourth time. It’s also after the third time Lena’s almost been dropped from Kara’s arms. 

It’s not Lena’s fault she almost falls, really it’s not. She can’t exactly prepare for being swept off her feet by a gorgeous blonde. She usually just tenses, tucking her arms close to her sides and waiting for Kara to sweep her away. She can’t help how stiff she gets. As much as she trusts Kara, as much as she loves being held by her, heights are just not her thing. 

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what im weak for this week

SOOOOO i haven’t done one of these in almost a month! i think it’s high-time to get back on track again! hopefully i can come out with the next one on the 11th instead of a month later.

this is long. like srsly long. like wow. it took me an hour. i could’ve written a whole fic.

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the vampire diaries: a summary
  • season one: oh my god, why didn't i find this show sooner? the plot is amazing and there's so many interesting characters! this is actually the best tv-serie i have ever seen. also, how cute isn't stefan and elena together? i totally ship them. and wow i love damon and his iconic lines lmao. i know he's a bad person but i love him and i have no regrets. also how cute isn't human elena? so precious! bonnie's a witch? yOU go girl! caroline please, calm down
  • THAT PLOT TWIST ENDING THO THIS IS WHY THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW. omg i'm so excited to see katherine i loved her in the flashbacks. i'm really excited for season two : )
  • season two: seriously, so glad i started to watch this show! i still love damon, no regrets. i know he's a horrible person but i still like him. and we finally get katherine! she's such a queen she's my absolute fave. and stelena! omg i love forwood. and vampire caroline?? sign me tf up.
  • this season has amazing storylines, i love the doppelgänger, sun and the moon curse and the mikaelson storyline.
  • i wish i would have found this show sooner, it's SO good. ITS MY FAVORITE SHOW ON THE PLANET I LOVE IT SO MUCH : )
  • season three: yet another amazing season with amazing storylines. i mean ripper stefan? yes. klaus mikaelson's accent tho. the love triangle is starting to take form! why did elena and damon kiss twice tho i'm disgusted, stelena is the true love.
  • ok overall this was a good season with good storylines expect for a few minor mistakes *cough* elena *cough* still super happy i decided to watch this show tho : )
  • season four: lmao omg does anyone know why season four only was 5 episodes long? i mean why would they only show 4x01-4x05 and then jump straight to season 5 lmao that makes no sense. :)
  • oh wait i remember why now its because elena acted like a dumbass
  • season five: the whole show is going downhill now. i mean there are some good storylines expect for the travelers which was boring and pointless af, delena, stefan suffering, bonnie being dead, more delena, katherine dying, forwood breaking up... you know when i think about it maybe it wasnt such a good season after all but at least we got klaroline and AU stelena. did i mention i have hated damon for two and a half seasons now can you believe i used to love him wHO WAS I
  • i dont regret watching this show tho, i mean it's messy but i still like it. : ) i guess
  • season six: what the fuck is going on in the writers room? this season had a lot of potential. i mean, no humanity caroline? sign me up. bonnie finally standing up for herself? thank you. kai parker? thank the lord for him. but nooo, barley got any chance to enjoy that because the season was filled with romantic steroline where stefan had no idea what the hell was going on 99% of the time and more delena that was useless the only thing that wasnt pointless about this season was that it yet again showed why damon and elena is terrible for each other. also a character loses their memories? wow i have NEVER seen that happen before.
  • i'm starting to give up on this show, it gets messier and messier its so bad haha. : )
  • season seven: so nina left? i feel so happy for her that she managed to get away from this trash. so what's in store for this season? lmao idk and idc i mean i'll watch the first few episode and give it a try but OH MY GOD WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED TOTAL BULLSHIT i'm not even going to bother watching this trash anymore its so boring where are the action wheres the season 1-2 vibes WHERES KEVIN
  • season eight: omg last season on tvd thank god it's ending!! i mean i'll watch this season obviously because it's the last one..... actually nvm scratch that idk what i expected this whole show is still trash and we're only six episodes in?? this is supposed to be the last season can you at least pretend that you can write a good show. AND STOP WITH THE RETCONS. lmao the vampire diaries?? yeah terrible show. terrible.
  • me when tvd has ended: wow I really miss tvd. it was one of my absolute favorite tv shows :(

Oh great, look who’s here. Apparently Dagmar is gonna follow us to the ends of the earth. Why tf are we even getting bills WE LIVE IN THE DORMS

-LOL for now that is! You trashbags are getting expelled before the semester is over. Cant’ believe you got accepted in the first place, higher education has really lost it’s way..

Yea I can’t believe we got in either, seeing as our classmates are obvious academic overachievers such as this..

Shamelessly copying Goopy’s look? Nice try random dormie but we all know there’s only one man who can pull this shit off. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Speaking of embarrassing yourself, Daniel is walking around in this amazing worker cap/silk pjs combo. Looking good, Dan.

-Prole on the streets, capitalist in the sheets!

Yea being a capitalist in the sheets is not very promising for your partners, I’d put that line back in the drawer.


-I’m trapped.. in the desert.. of my own mind 💔

A desert is really too peaceful a metaphor for that 19th century circus you have going on up there, Jo. OH, you know what might help?

-Calling Max for a date???

LOL of course not, that isn’t the answer to anything ever. No, writing your term paper so you can get some scholarship money and we don’t spend our 4th year eating desert snakes!

-I liked my idea way better. Unless you want me to give a call to imaginary Stephen?

UGH FINE damn you. I want it on the record that I object in the STRONGEST of terms. 

-I care about that almost as much as I care about not dating genetic clones of my parents (:

While Jojo is making bad decisions, this guy who is sexily named Wyatt Monif passes by and heartfarts over him! He looks pretty cute but I think 90% of it is that hair which looks good on everyone. Still, he’s about a million times preferable to Max so we need to snatch him up pronto. What do you think, Jo?

-You expect me to account for opinions which you choose to call mine, but which I have never acknowledged.

OH GOOD LORD NOT THE DARCY SHIT AGAIN. Come on, his name is fucking WYATT MONIF. Plus he has great hair. Plus plus he looks nothing like your father. And, most important of all, HE LIKES YOU ALL ON HIS OWN. What a catch! 

-A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment.


Oh yea, that’s amazing, Max. Can’t fucking wait.

An extremely accurate representation of my level of excitement about this pairing.

Oh nice, looks like the Union tradition of talking about cats on dates is gonna take care of this little problem for me. Tell him more, tell him more, did she put up a fight?




-Wow, these two really look alike…

Don’t I fucking know it, Obvious Business Major. Also what’s wrong with you girl, you reject Gunther but heartfart over mega-jaw Jojo?

-Well, he looks rich!

Well he extremely isn’t. If he was he could afford a better suit recolor than this atrocity I forced on him.

-Wait, what… There’s 2 of them and they’re getting it on?? Man I need to lay off the shrooms.


-Ew, the full jock look in 2017? Très passé..

Wyatt I’ve only seen you twice now but I love you already. Amazing name, btw.

-Oh, thank you, well my father is French-

Yea didn’t ask for your life story bro. We need to team up to put a stop to this madness. The means will not be, you know.. completely legal. 

-But of course, mon chéri Jojό deserves the best! He’s such a kind, sensitive soul, I can tell..

LMAO oh Wyatt you’re in for a wild ride. No backsies tho, we’re in this together, till death do us part. And if you’re dating Jojo that might come sooner than expected.

Oh yes, maybe we should, Max… May. be. we. should.

-Wait, why did that sound sinister?

What? It’s not sinister, I’m just saying, you know, maybe we should. Totally random q: apart from Mitch you don’t have anyone who would look for you, right? If like, you know. You disappeared. 

-WTF kinda question is that??

I’M JUST MAKING POLITE CONVERSATION MAX, GOD. PARANOID MUCH? Well, off to class you go! And remember.. Live in the moment.

-So long, my dear, I will miss you terribly! 


BARF. Anyway, you might wanna extend that goodbye a little, Jo.

-Why? We’ll be seeing each other again tomorrow!

Oh yea, sure you will, sure you will, but Max has to go now, we don’t want to keep him from his studies, do we? GTFO ALREADY MAX

Oh look, Wyatt is here now! What an incredible but still plausible coincidence. Why don’t you talk to him for a while? 

-Fine, I GUESS, but my heart’s not gonna be in it. There’s only room for one person in there ♡

Is that person.. yourself? 

-Yes and anyone who sufficiently looks like me! Except my father, of course.

Of course, of course. But you know how these things go, Jo, people leave, or are murdered, spots open up, and before you know it you’re trying to run a store 2 days before Christmas with no staff..

-What on earth are you talking about?

Don’t worry about it. Do hang out with Wyatt some more though!

Later that night, we get an unexpected visit from Gunther’s half-alien art professor. Well, we all knew the road to Gunther’s graduation was gonna be paved with banging the elderly. Welcome to our establishment, prof!

-Ah, Professor, I know a woman of your stature would never approach a student for anything but school-related business, but you’re simply too radiant to resist..

-Oooh, barely legal, I mean Gunther!

Damn Gunther, is there anyone in the universe you don’t have chemistry with? 

-You can tell she was hot when she was younger ♡  

Sure, maybe you guys can go spelunking and look at one of her portraits from back in the day.

-If you come up to my room, I can also massage your varicose veins ;)

Hey don’t give it away, we charge extra for that! 

-Mon dieu, my heart breaks for my darling Jojό, having to grow up in such a family.. I saw le communiste earlier, engaged in unspeakable acts with a statue de Lénine!  

Don’t worry, Wyatt, I can assure you Jojό is nothing like these freaks! Now give us some space, would you? We’re trying to run a business here.

-Where were we? Oh yes, what about this little wrinkle here?

God, so gross. But also, aww! Look at you, Gunther, fully committed to romancing septuagenarians for personal gain, just like your mother before you.. Family values :’)

YAAAS. Once again, hard work pays off. Stay in school, kids.

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Otp Game


Pick your top ten otp’s without reading the questions.

1. midorima x takao (KNB)

2. Yuuri x wolfram (KKM)

3. Karma x nagisa (Ak)

4. wakasa x tatsumi (orenchi no furo jijo)

5. nezumi x shion (no. 6)

6. spain x romano (hetalia)

7. levi x eren (snk)

8. daichi x suga (haikyuu)

9. germany x italy (hetalia)

10. makoto x haru (free)

Do you remember the first episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6 in?

The thing is i didnt start shipping them in the anime. i was searching more hetalia ships because i really liked 9 and so i found it.

i left the anime halfway through, idk why i really did enjoy it ill continue it later

Why is 1 so important?

Honestly speaking idk. I fell in love with the ship in the episode in which they play against kuroko. But OMG i love this ship way too much. 

also what coud make me love this shi so much is the fact that i see it as in that takao really admires midorimas shoots, and midorima in teiko wasn’t really, like… nobody said like wow your amazing!. and i feel that this is really refreshing to midorima and that its good for him. (i love them so much i cant quite explain why i ship them so hard but i tried my best!)

Out of all the ships listed, which has the most chemistry?

Either 8 or 4. Daichi and suga are just naturally made for each other. While suga has to deal with the fact that he no longer a regular, Daichi will give his all to comfort him and win all games just for him. And Wakasa has that childish look to life that Tasumi needs (im guessing that he needs it because of how serious he is) besides wakasa has his own ways to win tatsumis heats even being a half-fish. (Which is incredibly cute)

Out of all the ships listed which has the strongest bond?

1, 8, 3 or 5.

i already explained 1 and 8 before so ill just explain 3. if you saw no. 6 theres no need in explaining.

if you rad the manga your able to see how cute karma and nagisa are. ill give you examples

not enough?

he protecting him from getting his ass kicked 

look at how pissed of he looks

How many times have you read/watched 10s fandom?

A lot, but honestly not as much as one would normally expect from a fangirl. idk i love them but i droped the anime because i got bored but yea.

Which ship has lasted the longest?

7 has lasted more than any other. mostly because all other ships are remotely new.

How many times, if ever, has 6 broken your heart?

about 7 times if i were able to count them. just based on DJ and some picture i saw though

If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive. 2 or 8?

thats hard.because if yuuri were to survive (without using his magic) it will be all thanks to wolfram because i dont think yuuri will be able to talk the zombies off this one! 

and i do think daichi and suga would be able to survive but i can just imagine it being way too sad i imagine suga being in danger and daichi saving him by putting his life in danger and dying. 

so maybe 2 because wolfram loves yuuri way to much to let him die and he would take care of himself too, because he knows that his death would not only mean yuuris death as well but also yuuri would end up hurt. instead daichi would trust that suga would be able to survive by himself and make reckless actions to save him not thinking for a second about sugas feeling afterwards his death because in that moment the most important thing is sugas life.

Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

i dont think they would, but i dont thing they’d feel the need to say it either (not counting the fact that mikasa would have an VERY EPIC battle with levi for eren, but yea)

Is 4 still together?

i hope so. i hope they somehow get married as well

Is ten cannon?

with the amount of fanservice, you could say so, yea…

If all ten ships were put into a couples Hunger Games, which couple would win?

maybe karma and nagisa. only because 

1: if one happened to die the other one will dramaticly just kill himself.

2: yuuri is very probably going to die.

4: i just cant imagine wakasa suviving the games if he cant even stay a couple of minutes out of the water

5: they might, if shion goes to his yandere side.

6: no idea. i cant even imagine them there. idk why i just cant.

7: eren would just be like WHERE ARE THE TITANNNNSSSS?! and levi trying to calm him down all the freaking time (like honestly, even levi might kill him himself)

8: same as in the zombie thing

9: cant imagine them either

10: for this we need makotos yandere side to capture haru ad hide him extremely well while he kills everyone

Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

maybe, i would say safu but if so, wouldnt have she let shion die anyways?

Which ship would you defend to death and beyond?

honeslty, all of them

Do you spend hours a day going through 3s tumblr page?

OMG YESS, The problem is tho that not many people ship them. so i just read the manga. 

If an evil which descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of your ten ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all forever, which ship would you sink?

shit. emmm, probably 4 becuase even as friends wakasa can provide tatsumi with the love he deserves to have

well IM DONE! thanks for reading

I see a lot of these going around and I want to make a post instead

Thank you for existing!❤️❤️ send this to 10 people that you think that deserve a sweet and kind message in their inbox 💕

Maybe I’m just too lazy to go to everyone’s ask box, but eehhh….. Thought I would make one post for all of you (sorry if that seems “unpersonal” or whatever……) 


@donghyuks-thighs Kaaazzzzz, thank you for always wanting to listen to me and my problems (and always try to help me). I also think you’re one of the first people I talked to on here ^_^ Thank you so much for being here for everyone in this fandom :) 

@shimco ABY MAH FRIEND! Idk how you have the time to chat with me always (since I can be quite talkative ops?) I absolutely love your random messages and replies SO MUCH so that I post a lot of them for everyone to see. You make me smile so much, you have no idea! (but gurl, get more sleep…. or turn your sleeping hours back to “normal”) LOVE YOU <3 :D 

@ohmikon My cheerleader Elena :D Thank you for (making me “realize” my true feelings for Hanbin) making the midterms and exams a little “better” and believing that together, we will get through this! Gurl, we can survive this! 

@bi-ai Bea, we don’t talk that much, but you seem like such a nice person (even though you sent me pitcures of hanbin before my midterm)   Jk i luv you :3 and your amazing gifs saving everyone all the time XD 

@hanbabi we haven’t really talked that much before (tbh, not until yesterday???) but I’ve seen you around (lol tf am i even talking about anymore?) You seem like a very nice person tho so far (I’ve seen what you’ve done to Elena, I’m not scared of you XD) ^_^

@bobhwa also someone I don’t really talk to, but hey fellow multifandom person XD of course appriciate your blog (and you sort of made me stan Highlight soooo…..I’m even more trash now haha) 

@han-bin someone I wish I talked to more tbh…. cuz you seem so nice (EVERYONE ARE OMG I KNOW I REPEAT MYSELF BUT IT IS TRUE)and so always message me if you want! I have no life so I’m always up to chat lol, I wish I had something more to say, i’m so sorry XS I REALLY APPRICIATE YOU THO :) 

@jiwoff The bobby stan who usually dies from feels, I hope you’re coping with them feels, stay strong gurl XD 

@kayputjeng (why can’t I tag you tho?) so idk if you see this, but thank you for always liking every single post of mine XD I love seeing you in my notifications!

@jng-chnw THANK YOU FOR BLESSING EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE WITH CHANWOO CONTENT! truly a hero, that’s what you are! <3 :) Pls stay active (my life depends on it haha) 

WOW, OK THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH AND I AM SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYONE! You are all so great and I am so happy to have joined such an amazing and including fandom honestly, you guys are the best and I am so happy whenever I get a notification, likes, tag, message, ask WHATEVER! Thank you so so so much for making my day better. 

-Jess (chocoball bbywoo biased) 

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Fanfic Recs - Ship #1

Fandom: Daiya no Ace | Diamond no Ace | Ace of Diamond | Daiya no A – is there any other abbreviation??

Ship: MiyuSawa | SawaMiyu | Sawmaura Eijun x Miyuki Kazuya | Miyuki Kazuya x Sawamura Ejiun

There’s a CRAP load of fics for this ship (though it’s never enough) so I’m going to go through them and find as many that I love as possible…OFC I WILL MISS SOME GOMEN IN ADVANCE

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Drabble: Of BFF’s and Shoes

(Prompt/Summary: I decided to mesh together a fuckload of tropes/prompts. From the text to the wrong number, to meeting in an elevator. Mostly it’s funny and stupid. Apologies to anyone of likes high heeled converse all stars.)

- April 18th, 2015

From Unknown: What is it with tourists and always choosing the vilest options for footwear?!

To Unknown: I know, right?!

From Unknown: It’s like, why would you wear that lovely blouse, with that beautiful skirt if you’re just gonna use Nike running shoes with it!

To Fancy Random Person: Ugh. Nike sneakers. I’ve never found an aesthetically pleasing pair. Although, if we’re being fair, I think the thing with tourists is that they choose their footwear keeping in mind that they’ll probably spend their entire day walking. Thus, comfort trumps style.

From Fancy Random Person: What?! You’re not supposed to be the rational one!

To Fancy Random Person: I’m not?

From Fancy Random Person: No. I’m the rational one. So when I’m being irrational you’re just supposed to agree without questioning. That’s the deal.

To The Rational One: I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize. I agree wholeheartedly. Ban all ugly footwear!!! I’ll start the paperwork for the petition right away.

From The Rational One: Thank you.

To The Rational One: BTW, I have no idea who you are.

From The Rational One: What?

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