wow spooky jumped on the bandwagon and did one of these

bro strider (◡‿◡✿)

bro strider with a sexy southern drawl (◠‿◠✿) 

bro strider whispering dirty things into your ear (◡‿◕✿)

bro strider having his dick pierced (◕‿◕✿) 

bro strider fucking you hard against the wall (◉‿◉✿)

bro strider fucking you hard against the wall with his pierced dick while he whispers dirty things into your ear in his southern drawl (⊙‿⊙✿)