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19 AUS FOR JUSTINE :: Big Four In Storybrooke [14/19]

A GIANT-ASS THANK YOU TO BEYOURSOLDIER WHO HELPED PLAN THE AU AND WRITE THE LONG DESCRIPTION BELOW THIS WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT YOUR AMAZINGNESS

HICCUP HADDOCK III. Was raised in a family legendary for their skills in hunting for sport - something Hiccup has never excelled in. After disappointing his father once again when actually adopting an animal he finds in the forest (and naming him Toothless, of all things!), Hiccup is demoted to help run Gobber’s auto shop. One day Granny calls him in to repair a broken stove and (with much awkward fumbling and maybe a little deja vu) he meets a red-headed waitress named Merida.

MERIDA DUNBROCH. Works at Granny’s Diner to save up for the day she gets to see the world beyond Storybrooke’s boundaries (despite her mother’s disapproval). When not at work, she runs out into the woods and practices her archery. One afternoon, she breaks her compound bow and (having no where else to go) decides to seek the local mechanic’s help. Hiccup agrees to fix the bow, which in turn leads to an unlikely friendship (that seems to be a bit too familiar to both of them).

JACK FROST. Having no known relatives in Storybrooke, he lives with the Bennett family who was kind enough to take him in. Widely avoided in town (though no one really understood why they felt the urge to ignore him), he’s been known to be a bit of a loner. Currently part of the staff of the mental ward in which Belle was kept in secret. Was sometimes assigned to her cell, and found himself being especially nice and offering her extra pudding because she reminded him of a little girl he thinks he might have known (Hint: Emma). One day he goes to pick Sophie up from daycare when lo and behold he meets a blonde girl named Rapunzel.

RAPUNZEL CORONA. Adopted and raised by Mother Gothel, who runs Storybrooke’s daycare center. She frequently takes over the place when Gothel leaves to run errands. It is here where she befriends a boy named Jack Frost, who (since then) starts to visit the daycare more and more frequently …to help care for the children, of course. (Surprisingly, he is amazing with kids.) When not at the center, she mostly stays stuck in her room or by the house where she likes to draw the citizens who pass by or the wildflowers that grow by the water.

anonymous asked:

Ok you know I'm just browsing through my tumblr you know slipping into little space and all I see is "little space is a kink" and you know I'm just sitting there thinking well I've just finished a colouring so fuck me I Must be kinky

Omg you’re so fucking kinky WOW. Also, sorry you had to see that, I really should start tagging hate so you guys don’t have to see it.

garrus-vakkarian  asked:

ok imagine garrus being the little spoon and shepard hating/loving it cause it's cute but uncomfortable cause his leg spurs okay that is all ilu *kiss kiss fALL IN LOVE*

because how could you say no to that precious nerd

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Nick Jonas, Taylor Swift & Lorde chatting at VMAs 2014

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Never Ending

calamitysshatteredson

It wasn’t often that Zack got a chance to relax these days.  There was always something to worry about.  Either the river water was making him wish he had never been born, or Cloud was throwing up again, or there just wasn’t any food around and they had to make due without it.  When it rained, they got wet.  When the sun was relentlessly hot, they baked.  There was no shelter to be had, no temperature control, nothing.

This was nothing like his survival training in Shinra.  There had always been something to work with, then.  He didn’t always have that sort of luxury out here.

And he didn’t dare stop moving for any real amount of time.  The army being after them was one thing.  The Turks on their tail?  Another entirely.  Even if Cissnei had been helping them earlier, that didn’t mean she would continue.

But either way, they had finally found a little oasis, and damn it, they were stopping for a little while.  There were berry bushes and fruit trees and a fresh water river pouring out into the nearby ocean.  Zack was going to catch some fish, somehow. Cloud was already mostly invisible turned sideways, and goddamn it, Zack wanted some actual protein.  He’d carved himself a makeshift spear with Buster and a sturdy looking stick, though if he’d actually be able to catch anything, it might be a small miracle at this point.

He wasn’t prepared for what he found at the water’s edge.

At first, it was a flash of silver that caught his attention.  As he curiously approached the beach to see what it could be, he realized there was more to it than just the silver.  A pale mass, almost indistinguishable from the sand around it, lay under the silver.

He understood belatedly what he was looking at.  It was a body, almost entirely covered with long, silver hair.  And he knew exactly who it belonged to.

Cloud had been tucked away safely in a little nearby cave, so Zack simply dropped his spear and pulled Buster off of his back, striding down the beach toward the collapsed figure.  He wasn’t sure if he was hallucinating or what, but he wasn’t going to risk this.  After what he had endured in Nibelheim, he wouldn’t be surprised if this was another of Hojo’s creations.

Calum Hood One Shot- The Girl at the Coffee Shop

The boys have a week off and they visit a coffee shop. Calum returns every day for the rest of the week and slowly begins to fall for the girl.

Paring: Y/N and Calum

Timeline: Before 5SOS are famous- pre 2013.

Genre: Fluff

Rating: PG (Language)

Word Count: 1702

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Calum, Ashton, Luke and Michael all had a week off before they had to start recording and promoting an upcoming EP. They took one of the weekdays to go and get some Christmas shopping done while they had the chance. Being in Australia around Christmas time, it was hot. Despite being raised in Australia, they’d also been inside with air conditioning for the past few hours, so walking around outside in the stifling heat was starting to have an impact on the four.

“Where to now?” questioned Luke, fanning himself slightly with his snapback, regretting his decision to wear skinny jeans.

“Wear it, you idiot, you look like a retard” Michael retorted, gesturing to Luke’s snapback, which he hurriedly put back on his head. “I don’t know, but it’s hot and I want to go inside”

“How about here?” Calum asked taking a step closer to the coffee shop that was on their left. He had noticed you in the window and was looking for any excuse to talk to you.

“For fuck’s sake Calum I don’t drink coffee” Michael snapped, clearly getting irritated.

“It’s a café I’m fairly sure they don’t just make coffee Michael, and look they have air conditioning” Ashton replied, always the one to try and keep the peace.
 

“Thank god, now let’s just go inside.”

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You looked up from the counter-top you were cleaning and grinned.
Customers, finally.
A tall, red-headed boy forcefully shoved the door open, and you held back a smile, noticing how he and his three friends looked exhausted. You put down the cloth and walked over to the front counter, preparing take their order, before you heard loud moans as the cool air of the inside surrounded them. You had had the air conditioning on all day in an attempt to entice customers, and it seemed to be working. You couldn’t help but let out a laugh as they dramatically made their entrance.

“Hi what can I get for you today” you asked, smiling and still trying to hold back laughter.  A tanned boy with jet black hair looked at you and smiled in return.  You must admit, he was pretty cute. But he was a customer, he just wanted you to make his coffee and give him the correct change… right?

“One large cappuccino, two sugars” Ashton said. 
“And a skim caramel latte please” Luke added.
“So punk- rock” Michael muttered, smoothly placing a ginger beer on the counter, in an attempt to avoid the awkward eye-contact that usually resulted when baristas learnt he didn’t drink coffee.

“Oh and a strong ice coffee thanks” Calum added, winking at you and then looking around, checking that the other boys didn’t see. They didn’t because they had already taken their seats in front of the air conditioner, graciously allowing Calum to get the bill.

“I guess I’m paying then…how much?”

“Oh um, that’s uh… $16 thanks” You were a bit taken aback at the fact that he had winked at you. Whoa. Was he interested? What were you supposed to do back? You couldn’t wink without looking like a creep, so you just made small talk as you gave him change and began making their drinks.

“Nice choice with the ice coffee by the way, perfect for a hot day.”
Talk about the weather…good job Y/N, you thought to yourself

“Well it is quite hot outside, so yeah….” He trailed off. “I’m Calum by the way, the tall ass giraffe over there is Luke, the impatient red-head is Michael and the giggly one is Ashton” Calum said as he gestured to each of the boys and paused when Ashton started giggling at something Luke had said. “I figured I’d tell you because I think we’ll be coming in here quite often. It’s nice in here”

“Oh that’s nice, thanks. I’m Y/N” you replied, starting to make the coffees for the boys. You glanced over at Calum to see that he still hadn’t taken his seat.

“So, um, how are you?” Calum asked, running a hand through his hair before scratching the back of his neck, he seemed really shy, but it was kinda adorable.

You giggled slightly at this and replied with, “I’m great thanks, a little hot, but it’s alright. How about you?”

“I think you’re really hot” Calum mumbled under his breath, but still loud enough for you to hear.

You almost dropped the coffee you had just made, first a cute guy winks at you and now he’s complimenting you.

“What was that?” you asked, smirking slightly

Calum’s eyes went wide and a pink tint rose in his cheeks before muttering that “Yeah it is a bit hot, but it’s alright,”, lowering his voice before adding “and you have a nice laugh”.

You tried to hide the blush forming on your own cheeks at the compliments that he seemed to be showering you with. “Cream?” you asked.

“What?”

“Cream… on your ice coffee- did you want cream? Y’know, whipped cream on top.”

“Oh um…yeah no. You’re sweet enough, I don’t need cream”

“Are you using cheesy pick-up lines on me Calum?”

“Maybe…” Calum smirked in response.

“Cal get your ass over here and stop distracting her we’re thirsty and impatient as shit” one of the boys called out.

“Oh um sorry Y/N, I think I’d better go back to my friends…”

“Eh it’s alright- I’ve finished your guys’ drinks already, I’ll bring ‘em over”

You followed Calum with the three drinks in your hands over to the back table where the four boys were sitting and loudly debating about a song they were going to perform at some acoustic gig. You made a mental note to ask Calum what that was all about, assuming he came back, which you hoped he did.  

Placing their drinks down carefully and telling them to “Enjoy”, you sighed to yourself as you went back to cleaning the counter-top, hoping that Calum would return the next day and be able to talk to you again without being interrupted by his friends.

A few minutes later you heard the Australian accents ring throughout the café as the four boys got up and called out “Thanks, we gotta run but the coffees were awesome though” as they hastily left through the back door.

“Thanks a lot Y/N, I think I’ll be back tomorrow. See ya later!” and he swiftly followed the rest of his band out the door.

You walked over to their table to clear it and noticed a $5 tip left on the table under Calum’s glass. You added it to the tip jar and smiled in content. This had been a really good day.

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Calum came back every single morning of the following week to pick up some takeaway coffee for him and the boys. From the small conversations you had whilst he was waiting, you learnt a lot about him, the fact that he had one sister, was half Scottish and half New Zealander and not part Asian as you had suspected, and played bass in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. That explained the debate over the acoustic gig last time. You made another mental note to check them out on Youtube because you were really intrigued by these boys. You didn’t even have to ask for his order anymore because you remembered it by heart. He was more than impressed when he found out that you had memorised it and said that personally, he felt very flattered that you were bothered to learn his order. He kept giving you subtle compliments each day and you thought you caught him staring at you whilst he was waiting to order- not in a creepy way, but rather, out of admiration.

On Friday he came in again and he had decided that today was the day he would make his move.

It had been really quiet the entire day and barely a customer had shown up, so you almost cried out in delight when you noticed him walk through the back door. That may have been because he was the first customer for a while, or because you had started to develop a major crush on the guy.

 He sat down at a table all by himself and when you’d asked, he explained that he’d meet up with the boys later for lunch, but for now, he had to come in and see you because he couldn’t go one day without talking to you. You found this adorably sweet, and tried to hide your smile behind your hand.

You were about to turn around when he spoke up. “So um Y/N, okay I just wanted to say that I really like you and I think you’re really pretty and you’re really nice and funny and I was wondering if uh maybe you wanted to go on a date with me sometime, I could like, take you out for coffee or something”

“Calum, I work in a coffee-shop. Going out for coffee is a bit uncreative”

“Ohgod yeah didn’t think of that….a movie sometime maybe?”

“Cal I was kidding, but yes I’d love to go out with you. I really like you too”

“It’s okay if you say no, wait, what? Really?!”

“Yes really, and I have a break in a minute so… how about we go now?”

“That’d be awesome. I’d really like that”

After a brief moment of awkward silence, you asked “So, Calum, are you gonna take me anywhere or are you going to stand there and blush a bit more”

“Oh damn,” he said sarcastically “I was just going to stand here for a while, but I guess I actually have to take you somewhere now don’t I?”

“C’mon loser, let’s go, we can walk to the cinema from here” you said as you walked quickly towards the exit.

“Hey, ohmygod Y/N, wait up” Calum called out from behind you as he sprinted to catch up with you. He took your hand in his and swung it back and forth like a child.  Walking along side you, he gave you a big smile and said “Lettuce leaf then”

“Did you just…” you asked shaking your head slightly.

“Yes, yes I did Y/N, and you’d better get used to this because I’m full of amazing jokes like that.”

A/N- OKAY WOW THIS SUCKS (especially the ending omg im sorry) BUT I SORT OF HAD TO WRITE SOMETHING BC CALUM FEELS EVERYWHERE. But yknow followers… I know you exist…feedback is always appreciated…