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TimeTravel Hetalia AU

Canada is somehow sent back in time to find that his boyfriend, Prussia, is a whole different type of person at the height of his power.

(This kind of AU with time travel would work with any of the older nations. I’m sure America would be surprised by anyone back in the day, and goodness knows China is immortal.) 

A few of my favorite parts of "Hamilton's America"

•seeing Lin’s writing process
•Lin’s freestyle: “ah yes I gasp cause I’m next to the ass of Jasperson”
•Daveed saying Jefferson sucks
•Every clip of the show
•Insight of the actor’s views on their character
•THE VERY VERY END WHEN IT SAID “and Peggy” IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN

*Typical usuk fic*

(I actually love usuk please dont hate me lmao)

England: u wanker
America: i did nothin wrogn
England: ye u did u git
America: ???
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*at bar*
England:*is drunk* y did america leaVE
ME next week is July 4 *is cry*
France: oh Angleterre~ (in italics) can u not see he luv only u??
England: *is more drunk* U FROG NO HE DOSNT, U R A BLODY GITT
France: *eats baguette* honhonhon mon cher~ (also in italics) but u love him dont u
England: *such drunk* u dont undrstan my feelings :’(
France: *says something about america and england having sex or whatever*
England: U BASTARD
~~~~~~~~
*somehow got back home in England and its also the day after*
England: i hear doorbell who could it be???????????????? I have no ideaaa
*answers door*
Egland: nooooo not youuuu
America: hello i hav com to stay the week
England: no u git u cant *is emotionally and sexually conflicted*
America: oh come on iggy. Itll be like the good ol times
England: *has overly dramatic flashback to aforementioned “good old times” that lasts for approximately three chapters*
England: f-fine u wanker
Ameica: yayyyy
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Eggle: i’ll mak u supper
Americ: no ur food sucks AHAHAHAH
Engl: NO IT DOESNT BLOODY GIT WANKR I HATE U
Amerr: chill bro imma eat it anyway
~~~~~~~~
*during supper*
England: i hate hamburgers they mak u fat
America: U FUKN WOT M8
*england sips tea and smirks*
England: u know what u r probably the worst country after that bloody frog
America: 1V1 ME BRUH UR UNICORNS AINT REAL AND UR EYEBROWS ARE THICC AS FUCK
England: oh yOU DID NOT JUST-
*conflict somehow resolves
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*after supper*
Acirema: i wan somethin to drank
Arthur: what u want america??
America: *blushes becuse WOW HE SAID AMERICA SO SEXY but no homo* i want to fuk u in the ass- i mean i want a cup of coffee plz
Englyjingle: coffee is 4 plebians we dont serve it wanker
Amerca: fuck u i like it, fine what else do ya hav
Glands: tea
Am: wat else
Eg: scones
Alfred: thats not a drink
Egg: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME I RAISED YOU BETTER I THOUGHT WE COULD B FRIENDS/LOVERS BUT NOOOOO U JUST HAAAD TO REVOLT DIDNT U U GIT
Americs: *tears up* e-england i thot something was wrong… why are u so sad
England: *thinks* wow his face looks like when he was a child so cute. But it also makes me want to be fucked in the ass by him.
Hamburger: is… is it becus of the 4th of july??????????
Elgnand: y-yes
Americaaa: wow i never thought of that possibility, iggy-
Scone: i hate that name wanker u kno that
“England’s former colony”: kk i wont call u that. Anyway iggy, i lov u and want to hav sexs rn and i only left so i didnt hav to do the incest becaus i loved u sexually from the beginning. Now its 100% ok but i didnt wanna show my tru feelings. I totally didnt rebel because ur taxes were to high and u didnt give us any political say
England: i-i felt the same way lets hav sex
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*after like 4 chapters of long angsty sex*
America: i bet u liked visiting florida haha
England: shut up git
America: wooowww ur eyes r green so perf
England: *blushes* and ur eyes ar blue like the sky when we 1st met
America: wow that turns me on lets *insert highly sexual act thats probably banned in like 74 countries*
England: only if u can handle it *waggles eyebrows* i was once a pirate u kno
Canada: GUYS IVE LITERALLY BEEN HERE THE. ENTIRE. TIME.
England&America: o_o
Canada: I’m also fucking France
England&America: O_o
*France suddenly appears*
France: Adieu Angleterre and Americas~ *he winks and both fly away on a baguette*
America: I love u
England: bloody git wanker
and they kissed
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THE END

What even was this

SEHUN SPEAKING ENGLISH AT EXOLUXION DALLAS!!! HE’S GOTTEN SO GOOD & HIS CUTE LIL LISP!!