wow sir no

Retitling Hamilton songs
  • Alexander Hamilton: ALOHA BITCHES
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: Talk less, smile more
  • My Shot: LISTEN UP HOES
  • The Story of Tonight: Drunk college frat boys
  • The Schuyler Sisters: I'm lookin for a mind at work (and Peggy)
  • Farmer Refuted: GET WRECKED SEABURY *aaron burr facepalms*
  • You'll Be Back: Breakup anthem of the 16th century
  • Right Hand Man: We're kinda fucked here guys
  • A Winter's Ball: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Helpless: Awwww
  • Satisfied: ANGELICA my QUEEN
  • The Story of Tonight reprise: There's hope for our ass after all
  • Wait For It: Take me now lord
  • Stay Alive: I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEEEE
  • Ten Duel Commandments: Dueling for Dummies (also FORESHADOWINNNNGGGGG)
  • Meet Me Inside: I'm notcha son
  • That Would Be Enough: Awwwwwwww :'(
  • Guns and Ships: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAAAAAAAAAN
  • History Has It's Eyes on You: I fucked up once
  • Yorktown - The World Turned Upside Down: herCULES MULLIGAN
  • What Comes Next?: Breakup anthem of the 16th century (reprise)
  • Dear Theodosia: LOOK AT MY SON
  • Non-Stop: TOTAL EARGASM
  • What'd I Miss: The whole first act pal
  • Cabinet Battle 1: TURN AROUND BEND OVER I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS
  • Take a Break: God dammit Alexander you need to chill
  • Say No To This: YOU NEEEEED TO CHILL JFC (but Maria's high note at the end is 🙌)
  • The Room Where It Happens: BANJO
  • Schuyler Defeated: The Schuyler Sisters (Reprise)
  • Cabinet Battle 2: Daddy's calling
  • Washington On Your Side: SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
  • One Last Time: God dammit G Wash you noble son of a bitch
  • I Know Him: Jesus Christ this will be fun!
  • The Adams Administration: SIDDOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER-
  • We Know: ...we know but we don't really know what but WE KNOW
  • Hurricane: hoe don't do it
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: OH MY GOD
  • Burn: Eliza my cinnamon roll doesn't deserve any of this
  • Blow Us All Away: PHILIP YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE
  • Stay Alive - Reprise: FUCK I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
  • It's Quiet Uptown: GROSS SOBBING
  • The Election of 1800: You done crying? BACK TO POLITICS
  • Your Obedient Servant: Passive aggression game strong
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: Awwwwwwwwww D':
  • The World Was Wide Enough: GROSS SOBBING
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Eliza my queen cinnamon roll
The Signs as Lines in "Aaron Burr, Sir" (Hamilton)
  • Aries: I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir.
  • Taurus: Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for.
  • Gemini: Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?
  • Cancer: I'm getting nervous.
  • Leo: What time is it? Showtime!
  • Virgo: You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land.
  • Libra: Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!
  • Scorpio: Lock up your daughters and horses, of course.
  • Sagittarius: Two pints of Sam Adams, but I'm working on three!
  • Capricorn: Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.
  • Aquarius: Oooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?
  • Pisces: He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid.
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I’m not leaving, not without…Isabella

Anyway as a person who didnt believe in the lost special, unfollowed every tinhatting blog (nothing personal. it was just inhibiting my healing process), and was pretty sure the the sight (edit: site, oh god fuck my autocorrect) was fake i find it so ridiculous that someone in the world took time out of their life to play with tinhatters, to prove to them that tjlcers read into so much when there was nothing to read into… Lmao bro. you compare your site which you created in apparently 10 minutes with a story which aired on BBC written by professional writers?? talk about narcissism. 😂

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My weaboo furry.

Still fleshing out her character. History’s a bit eh. Personality is eh. I’m going for a regal composed gal. Not at all like what I just portrayed in the sketches above lol. I want her to be very elegant and “O, heals, yes. Fortune-
oh yeah that’s the best part.
she tells fortunes too. She does Ceromancy. 

200 FOLLOWERS HOLY SHIT

Where’d all you guys come from?!! And why follow me?! There’s sooooo many way cooler RE blogs out there! XD this is really amazing like I never thought I’d even get this many followers back when making this account. I just wanted a little place where I could express my love for this series (and also so I can show that I have a blog on my REambassadors page XD)
Anyways wow oh my god I feel like I should do something special??? Isn’t that what most bloggers do? Idk what I would do though, I’ll gladly take any suggestions! :D

I love you all! I’m pretty sure I don’t have any spambots following me, so you’re all amazing people!! It’s even really cool to see blogs I love following me! You’re all too lovely!~

twjonghyun  asked:

Sleep

Meme: Drabble Meme

| Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s home for a night. | Accepting!

(AU: Where Seokjin and Jonghyun have been seeing each other. And some progress is made)


Honestly, Seokjin doesn’t expect visitors. The only ones he expects are most definitely Soonyoung and Hyosung. But, Jonghyun? It’s quite a different story.

The story is…Jonghyun needed to sleep over. Seokjin would have questioned. But he doesn’t. He wishes he could. Maybe because it was out of concern? Or perhaps he’s expecting a different answer from the knight.

So here the Canary Prince is, sitting on the couch with a hand cushioned underneath his chin as he stared at motion moving screen that inhabited his living room.  Arm totally resting on the arm rest as he watches the mundy sitcom. He takes a few glances over his shoulder, seemingly finding Jongyun passed out. Head buried into the pillow and legs horizontally curled as he was in a fetal position. Hair sticking out in different directions. It’s quite an adorable sight despite the age different between the two.

Dinner long gone eaten by the prince and the knight, Seokjin always wondered why Jonghyun carried the dark under eye bags on his face. A sign of sleep deprivation. It’s definitely concerning, because like others, Jonghyun needed to sleep. 

After a long period of silence with the sounds of Jonghyun’s light snoring, Seokjin presses the off button on the remote, slowly hovering over the knight. Surprisingly, he manages to lift the knight’s body, considering how small he is in weight and the height. In a bridal carry, allowing himself to carry the knight carefully. Arm around his back and supporting his legs, Seokjin slowly makes his way towards the hallway before setting Jonghyun down on his bed. Tucking him in before draping the blanket and adjusting the pillow.

However, he felt a tug on the hem of his long dress shirt.

“Are you not going to be…sleeping here?” Jonghyun sleepily mumbled, eyes attempting to open. The said prince slowly turns to him. He was not expecting the little statement that just tugged on his heartstrings.

Seokjin blinks before shaking his head, “You are the guest. I’m not going to let you sleep on a dusty old couch.”

Jonghyun hums before tugging once again. Just like a child.

“Just sleep here. I would not mind.” Jonghyun’s lips curled up. Seokjin couldn’t help but stare into the knight’s eyes. Slowly, he reaches out, brushing away the strands of his brown hair from his hair. 

“I’ll sleep in a little bit.” He said before turning around. Naturally, his lips curled up. Something that hasn’t happened in a while. Thanks to Jonghyun.

So when I was in hair school, ‘cuz I’m a guy, whenever a creepy dude came in just to see pretty young girls (Which was often) they’d send them to me. They were always homophobic and I would turn the gay WAY up to see them squirm.

Extended scalp massage, sir?

Wow you seem tense.

You must work a really physical job, I can tell.

Your eyes are so blue!