wow same guys

this is the only other thing i’ve drawn today and it’s just a sketch but i felt like i needed to share,

vimeo

When you dedicate a whole segment on your dvd to just marvel at how great Jiang Wen is. Based on this post.

Disclaimer: I do not know any Mandarin.
I just translated the subtitles on my dvd from Dutch to English. 

My boyfriend got me this elephant necklace because I told him I dislike elephants on jewelry (he’s extremely ironic) and he calls me his ‘elephant’ whenever I wear it (to remind me how hilarious he is)
So today we were in a dessert parlour and I come back with napkins and he goes “there’s my little elephant” and I hEAR A GASP FROM THE TABLE BESIDE US AND THESE TWO YOUNG LADIES ARE LOOKING AT ME AS IF THEY HE INSULTED MY ANCESTORS AND WERE WAITING FOR ME TO SMACK HIM IN THE FACE. And now he’s too afraid to call me his little elephant in public.

We jus hit 400 followers (holy crap that’s insane) so in honor of that I figured I’d recommend some figure skating blogs (some have to do with just yuzu some don’t) and these are in no particular order!!!! @fortheloveofhanyu @shoma-uno @shomanyquads @fsyuzuruhanyu @us-ice-dance @soyouwanttowatchfs @iguana012 @fyshomauno @jin-boyang @eggplantgifs @yuzurufigureskater @loveyuzuruhanyu @jardinaquatique @jasonbrownfandom @hanyuyuzurufeed @patrick-commentates-skating @pamigena
I think I got everyone? But sorry it’s not that many feel free to recommend more if you want!!!

Life Is Strange

so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.

*3 hours later*

Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max 
choice one: Kiss Chloe                      
choice two: don’t kiss Chloe

me: ooooh yeeesss finally
boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one* 

both: awwwwwwwwwww 
both: 

Originally posted by goldenfluffy

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Came because Pressure Point destroyed me and I needed mORE. Stayed for the incredible fics, content, art AND because yOU'RE REALLY DAMN IMPORTANT TO ME.

SADLFKAJSDFASLFDJ KLJDFJSDLFS *sobs forever* GIO YOU LITERAL ANGEL YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRYYYYY <3

Originally posted by wonthetrade

Week one, I’d say my style is on point. Honestly, coming out to myself as trans and starting to embrace it has helped in so many way. My confidence has increased tenfold. Especially when I get to have a flat chest. Finally, I am my own style goals.

Romantic attraction and orientation is Confusing and I am Confused.

Part one- Dating Jungkook Would Include:

Originally posted by jibeom

  • Literally always laughing about something
  • Him smiling at you randomly
  • like you’ll be sitting on the couch at the dorm and he looks over at you with his most suggestive smile
  • and ur all ??
  • then your phone vibrates and you just turn to him with a pointed look like: “ISTG JUNGKOOK IF YOU SENT ME THE LINKIN PARK DOG REMIX VIDEO AGAIN IM DUMPING YOUR THIRSTY MEME HOE ASS!”
  • “… Wow, ok then… nvm…”  
  • The roast is forever on-going
  • “You’re stupid.”
  • “No I’m not!!”
  • “What’s 9+10?!”
  • “…”  
  • “…”
  • “…Fuck off.”  
  • Lowkey always looking staring at you because he just thinks you look adorable no matter what you’re doing  
  • and wow hes so lucky to call you his!
  • But v v lowkey
  • You caught him staring at you once while you two were watching anime so ur all :)
  • and he got sO DEFFENSIVE LIKE ??? NO! I WASN’T STARING AT U! LEAVE ME ALONE IM TRYING TO FOCUSS ON IMPORTANT STUFF!!!
  • But oops hes blushing bc hes just a smol, tol bean and sometimes his emotions are too obvious and it makes him uncomfortable
  • He would still be a bit awkward around you when it came to serious relationship things
  • not because he doesn’t care or anything like that!
  • he’s just so inexperienced that he doesn’t want to ruin anything by being too rash or saying something wrong
  • so fully expressing his emotions would be hard for him
  • like yeah, ok, on stage he’s all “INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYY”  
  • but at home he just kind of drapes his arms around your waist and leans his chin down to rest lightly on top of your head  
  • and he just sighs because words keep getting stuck in his throat.
  • You would have to reassure him that you don’t mind him taking his time to tell you how he feels and he sighs again because it frustrates him
  • but you wait patiently for him to be ready and thank god you do bc gIRL 
  • the moment you hear a small “I love you” roll off his lips you feel the warmth of his sweet words wrap around you like a warm hug and you just melt
  • and he can tell because you just snuggle closer to him and he’s just all :D
  • so then, the little fucker would constantly say it because he likes the way you always whisper it back to him with a ghost of a sweet smile on your lips  
  • and he just kisses you because his fragile bby heartu is bursting ; _ ;
  • and awww the moment is literally perfect until FUCKING JIMIN BARGES INTO HIS BEDROOM TO COCK BLOCK AGAIN
  • Y’all are literally always getting cock blocked tho  
  • the members will just burst through the door like “SORRY, PREVENTING SINS, YOU FUCKERS!” AND THeN JUST LEAVE LIKE NoTHING HAPpENED????
  • But sometimes when you two are lucky, and all the boys are out of the dorm he’ll just run a hand up your leg grasping your inner thigh firmly and oh shit u know whats coming (lol SPOILER: ITS U)
  • Your first time together was super shy and drawn out
  • Bby always says it was awkward but it was honestly adorable
  • like he could barely look at you  
  • bc every time he tried to open his eyes your hips would shift a little or you’d clench around him without even intending to and his eyebrows would knit together and he would instantly have to shut his eyes again and focus on not finishing too soon because he didn’t want the feeling to end
  • It was also like highkey passionate af bc even tho he was withering underneath you and he was a panting mess, his fingers were locked with yours and every once in a while he would gain enough composure to actually look into your eyes breifly and drink in the sight of you on top of him, beautiful as ever
  • And he just let your name roll off his tongue and it mixed with his as you moaned along with him and it was honestly beautiful
  • He still thinks about it sometimes.
  • V v emotional for him
  • you had to say goodbye to sub jungkookie pretty quickly though bc he accidentally made you cum really quickly once and oH MAN HOLY SHIET!  
  • His confidence made him smug and smug kook means dom kook to the max
  • Like he just grips your thigh harshly, moving up slowly until he’s just barely touching your underwear and the little fucker smirks without even looking at you
  • HE FUCKING SMIRKS
  • He teases you until you straddle him needily  
  • After gaining some experience he decides that this is how he likes you best, needy and with a fucked out look on your usually sweet features. It was so erotic that he usually lets you ride his thighs just so he can watch your face scrunch in pleasure plus he loves the sounds you make when he lets you get yourself off momentarily- win win
  • This bitch is nasty af though so don’t even think for a minute that he’ll let you actually finish before he has had a proper go at you like,  
  • You are dreaming if you think dom kook would let you come so quickly lol bYEEE  
  • If you do tho— FUCK
  • “Such a bad girl, baby” he’ll practically growl with a firm spank on your ass cheek.
  • And let’s just say that honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.
  • He’s all grunts and pants as he wrecks you completely and he bites and sucks on your collarbones already anticipating for the marks that would be left there for days to come because fuck you always wore them so well
  • Afterward though he goes back to being a fluff like he really can’t help it
  • It’s a sight though, he’s panting, heaving violently to let air fill his lungs as he comes down from his high and his hair is all stingy and sticking to his damp forehead so you reach a hand up to push it back and he just smile a lazy, sleepy smile at you and wow is the same guy who just fucked you senseless???
  • Yes, B. Yes it is.  
  • “You know I love you right?” He’ll mumble half awake and you just mumble back a weak:
  • “I know, baby… I love you too.”  
  • “Like… a lot,[y/n].”  
  • He barely crack one eye open to look at you lovingly; before he pulls you closer, falling asleep.  
  • Basically dating this hoe would be constant laughs, constant cuddles and constant memeing.  
  • Jungkook doesn’t have a lot of dating experience but he seems like the type of person who would devote himself completely for the one(s) he loves so dating him would be easy.  
  • He would constantly do his best to make sure that you’re happy.
  • He would be shy at first, letting his insecurities shield his inexperienced love a bit but soon enough with your patience, he would open up completely and you two would be that couple 
  • Like everyone knew you to be completely in love because even though you two joke around a lot and the roasting is constant, the glances that you steal are so full of emotion that no one could ever really doubt your feelings.
  • Dating Kookie would be the epitome of teenage love and it would be beautiful.
  • Beautiful for you two as you experience it and beautiful for those around you
  • It’d be perfect.  
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Introducing the lady who keeps me safe, ANBU Owl! 

I have one main babysitter bodyguard in my everyday life as it’d be a waste to keep four around 24/7.

Genma and the others still show up in case of an emergency or battle since they’re also my emergency teleport!