wow never again

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I dreamt that I was at my old elementary school. And we were eating lunch outside, me and Caroline, who was my girlfriend in fourth grade and then you were walking past and I was like “Wow, damn”! And then I walked up to you and I was like “Hey, do you wanna date me?” in front of Caroline.

I saw that t-shirt on amazon and poof, this happened. *shrugs*

lilith-winchester  asked:

Can I request being friends with Daniel howell would include please?

I DON’T WRITE FOR DANNY BUT I FEEL BAD SO I’ll DO IT ANYWAY

Originally posted by arcticlester

(( gif not mine ))

FRIENDSHIP WITH THIS CRINGE MASTER MAY INCLUDE:

  • classy innuendos
  • because he’s British
  • “I am literally not okay.”
  • many times will he zone out while talking with you
  • he values your opinion
  • like a lot
  • “fight me.”
  • you calling him DaneYell HowkGell
  • him ignoring you
  • him leaning on you at first because he’s tall and then just putting all his weight on you
  • who can go the longest without swearing
  • he usually wins
  • because he’s articulate
  • screaming
  • no one knows why
  • just random yelling
  • him threatening to spill hot tea on your future children
  • you offering to help him film
  • you getting him to get shit done for once
  • him making no effort when you aren’t around
  • “I regret you.”
  • his fans loving you to bits
  • even when he tries to convince them you are terrible
  • “I wouldn’t do that, she’s vicious.”
  • Dan makes every conscious effort to embarrass you
  • accusing him of faking his accent on multiple occasions
  • just to see him try and sound more English because he’s offended
  • dancing to rude sirens together
  • Phil is very confused as to how you sometimes don’t talk for a month yet are still so close
  • you go along with each others bullshit it’s great
  • realizing that he’s an idiot
  • and so are you

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(A/n): okay wow never again request for Dan or Phil because I won’t write it

gosh diddily darn you are lucky I’m nice