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Celebrity - The Joker x Reader

So this is something I wrote a long time ago, but since I feel horrible about not having written a lot lately, here’s a little peace offering for yinz. I originally wrote it as the Arkham!Joker, but you can read it as whatever Joker you please. I hope you all like it as much as I do. It’s honestly one of my personal favorites. Enjoy! -J.xx


“Oh my god, it’s really you!” someone screamed as I tried to very discreetly turn down an empty alley to get away from the bustle of the street. The last thing I needed right now was someone alerting the Bat to where I was. Or so I thought.

Turning towards the sound of the screams - stupid mistake, might I add - thinking that I don’t know, someone like Bruce Wayne had been spotted on his monthly escapade from his damned mansion, but no. There was no Bruce Wayne out today. A girl, maybe about eighteen, was looking directly at me. And pointing. Dammit.

Acting as if I didn’t notice the screaming and pointing, I picked up my pace down the alley, hoping to get away from the girl as quickly as I could. I really, really didn’t need Batfreak knowing where I was. Not with the big plans I had brewing just for him.

“Hey! Wait up!”

Grumbling, I walked even faster, sliding a hand into my jacket and wrapping my slim fingers around the pistol I had nestled in its pocket. If this girl was stupid enough to not get the message of leave me alone, I would quickly take care of her.

“Excuse me, Mr. Joker, sir?” she shouted from almost behind me.

Sighing, I pulled the gun from my jacket, turning on her and pressing the barrel of the gun against her forehead. Her eyes immediately went wide, but then a smile appeared on her face.

“Wow! Getting shot by the Joker! Ain’t that a dream come true?” she said almost too happily.

Caught off guard by her enthusiasm of potentially getting killed by me, I paused for a moment. Isn’t this the part where most people start crying and pleading for their life? That’s my favorite part, why wasn’t she doing it!

Pushing the metal further into her flesh and drawing blood, which didn’t even make her flinch, I frowned, “What the hell is wrong with you?”

“My parents had me tested, there’s nothing wrong. Even though they still make me see a psychiatrist every week. Stupid head doctors,” she spoke with a look of disgust.

At that moment, I decided that I wouldn’t kill this girl, no matter how annoying she seemed. No matter that she could’ve gotten me caught by Batboob. Looking her over, I was right about her age. She looked young, but not too young. Her hair was dyed partially green at the ends. And it looked like her shirt had a poorly spray painted red smiley face across the front.

“Why are you following me?” I asked, putting the gun back in its pocket.

“Because I was looking for you.”

“And why would you do something like that? Don’t you know who I am?” But then I remembered that she called me Joker, she must know who I am.

“Of course I know who you are! Who doesn’t! I just wanted to meet you,” she smiled giddily.

“You wanted to meet me? Ha, you must have a few screws loose. People usually run away from me, not toward me, sweets,” I laughed before adding under my breath, “Unless you’re Harley. Or the Bat.”

At the mention of Harley, it couldn’t have been because of Bats, her face contorted into a deep frown. Raising a brow at her reaction, I decided to probe further. What could she have against Harls?

“So. Anyways, why exactly did you want to meet me? I’m not really the meet and greet type. Well, we usually meet, but never get past a greet,” I laughed again.

“I’m fascinated by your work, Mr. Joker! You’re so funny and creative, always thinking of new ways to beat that stupid Batman. He has nothing on you, you outweigh him in every respect!” she explained, the smile never leaving her face, “I’m your biggest fan!”

“First, don’t call me that, call me J. I think we’re on good enough grounds to not be so formal…” I trailed off, not actually knowing her name yet.

“Oh! I’m such a complete dunce. I’m Y/N!” she said, sticking her hand out.

Taking it, I gave it a small shake before continuing, “We needn’t be so formal, Y/N. And also, I think Harley would be very displeased to find out that she’s no longer my number one fan.”

“Well, screw Harley. I never liked her anyways, I think she’s using you. You showed her the greater life, and now she’s using you for publicity,” Y/N said, crossing her arms, obviously perturbed that I still kept Harley around. Me too, kid, me too.

“Oh, you think so? And what do you propose that I do next?” I asked, leaning against the brick wall and staring down at her.

“Easy. Get rid of her.”

“Tried that, she keeps coming back.”

“Um… kill her?” she offered.

“Doesn’t seem to work either,” I shrugged.

“Tie her up and give her to Batman as a present. On the tag you can write, ‘No backsies!’” Y/N giggled, pleased with her idea.

Looking her over again, I thought of all the outcomes of bringing her back to the hideout. For sure, I knew that Harley would mad as a hatter if I brought another girl home, but… if Y’N’s idea did work out… Ah, fuck it.

“I think you and I are going to be great friends, cupcake,” I cackled, wrapping an arm around Y/N’s shoulders and leading her down the alley.

Second Chances 1: Homecoming


Summary:
Sam returns to a town he thought was long behind him and the past pays him a visit.

Characters: Sam, Reader, OC Peggy

Warnings: None

Word Count: 4,161

A/N: Part 1 of my new Sam series. I actually started writing this before I knew of Tumblr and fanfiction. This is gonna be a massive story. Thanks for joining me on this adventure! Shout out to @oneshoeshort for being an amazing beta and being patient with me!

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Feedback is appreciated. I am DYING to hear your opinions! : )


Sam drove in the Impala, speeding down the roads going nowhere. After winning the battle over the Leviathan, Dick Roman, and losing Dean and Castiel, Sam felt lost. What would he do now? Where would he go? He drove down back roads from state to state, stopping in small towns for food and rest, never staying for long. Where did he belong? What was his purpose now that he had nothing?

The sun began to sink in the distance, the sky became painted with warm pink, orange, and purple. Sam yawned, watching the road before him seemingly unfolding forever. He glanced at the sign along the road: COEUR D'ALENE 5 MI. Suddenly, his eyes opened wide. Many years before, in what seemed a different life, Sam had lived in Coeur D'Alene, Idaho. His father and brother were off hunting and had left Sam, at the age of seventeen, to live with a friend of John’s in Coeur D'Alene. It was the happiest he ever remembered being. Although he was there for only eight months, a summer and half of his senior year of high school, he lived a normal life, away from hunting, away from the life he had lived up to that point…and since.

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                                               HOW    VERY   !

ok so, I’m not good at the sappy stuff, but I just need to say that I’m so overwhelmed by the amount of positivity and love and kindness that I have received and witnessed in my short ?? maybe 2 months ?? on this blog. I was honestly very worried when I joined the H.eather rp fandom because of a lot of drama and general ickiness I saw in the tags, but I can honestly say that my experience on this blog is one of the best I’ve ever had in my years of roleplaying across any fandom, and much of that is thanks to the wonderful people hat I’ve met both in and out of the H.eathers fandom. so, for that, I just want to say thank you to everyone that has talked to me ooc, written with me in character, sent me kind messages or generally been accepting and lovely of me and my portrayal of this tiny trashfire of a person that I adore with all my heart.

                                             DEAR   DIARY  …

first and foremost, I need to give a shout out to the Ronnie Squad TM. I’m so honored and blessed to be surrounded by people that adore this little bean as much as I do. every single one of your portrayals is flawless and unique and BEAUTIFUL ;) in its own way. please know that I’m always behind you, cheering you on and admiring your writing and I’m always available to chat about our trash daughter or to listen to your teen angst bullshit ( so long as it doesn’t have a body count ) 

                             @blownoffs      @deadwalked       @fakednotes      @queenkilled    @wrotelies

                            THEY   FLOAT   ABOVE   IT   ALL

of course, who could forget Satan’s favorite Girl Group and all of the lovely writers that portray them ? whether you write a Chandler, a Mac or a Duke, know that you’re all Demon Queens in my eyes and I adore every single one of you. 

        @drankdeath    @concretecrowned    @mythxcbitch   @myriadscars   @teenkilled    @queencopy    @grccnbitch     @teenagesuicide   @gildedlifeboat   @dencuement   

                                         SAY   HI   TO   GOD

because all of you are angels for tackling a very complex and difficult character. honestly every time that I am Blessed with another JD blog I shed a small tear because wow. every single one of your portrayals is wonderful and a pleasure to have gracing my dash. always remember that you’re amazing, but please don’t take offense if I politely decline any drinks you offer me :”)

      @closevein    @blownups   @grimgun   @chaoslived    @lovedchaos   @chacskilled   @vsprtin

                             I   WOULD   FIGHT   FOR   YOU

this one goes out to all of the tumblr senpais, all of the mutuals, whether we write together or not,  to all of the wonderful, beautiful, amazing, talented, kind, precious, lovely people that I am blessed to have grace my dash every day. please know that I adore you and am in constant awe of your writing, in love with your muses and cheering for you in everything you do both ic and ooc !

@patriotborne / @wascool ,  @keptdreams ,  @slashedplastic / @osbcrncurse / @backwccds / @mindfcker ,  @deadichor / @greeknaive ,  @sunderedawn ,  @bruiseblind ,  @entropybled ,  @vasilyevna ,  @bcrnlucky / @mucheniks ,  @unheist ,  @raajasii ,  @purposebound ,  @zeraphe ,  @gorespit / @mnsterfilm / @luszifer ,  @sleuthworn ,  @vixenwidowed ,  @blossomthorned ,  @dislikespeople ,  @rebelborne ,  @didntfall ,  @tooklife ,  @insanelycooljk ,  @floathim ,  @lionwept ,  @darkcholer ,  @revoltrisen ,  @wentquick ,  @gamelost ,  @mafianatic ,  @jennifercheck ,  @kiigaru ,  @mesianism ,  @meddlingheels ,  @lawtied ,  @teenghcst ,  @stardour ,  @ciceromurder ,  @grincarved ,  @betweenghosts ,  @remembcr ,  @emoticlysm ,  @erchommai ,  @vilecrafts 

                                    OUR   LOVE   IS   GOD

and last, but most definitely not least, my loves, my friends, my memelords and devil kids. this one is for you. bet you all thought you were just getting group mentions B) nah friends get ready for a fuckin feel fest here we go nerds.

@ghostseeing / @stormwrought / ur million other blogs lmao  —  ember. my love. my best friend on this gosh darn site. I still can’t believe how long we’ve known each other. I’m so bad at keeping in touch with people it’s honestly a miracle but even when we fall out of touch for a while, whenever we find each other again we just pick up right where we left off. you are honestly and truly one of my most favorite people no matter what we talk about, a message from you is enough to brighten even the darkest days. you’re kind and funny and a brilliantly talented writer, be it canon or original characters. speaking of which, all of your original characters are amazing, wonderful creations. the amount of love you put in to crafting them is unparalleled. I absolutely adore you more than I can even properly put into words and I wish you all the best in every endeavor because you deserve the entire freakin’ world.

@closevein / @detectivite  —  mason !!! I honestly feel so lucky to have met you through this crazy fandom. I feel like I’ve learned so much from you and that having you as both a friend and a writing partner has helped me grow so much in such a short time. no matter what muse you write you put so much love and care into your portrayal of them, which I admire about you so much. every conversation we have is one that I cherish. you can always make me laugh or smile and I guess that kind of makes up for all the times you’ve also made me scream at you bc of our dumb kids and the hell we put them through. I truly value you as a friend and a writing partner and I hope we stay in touch for a very long time and I will happily follow you to any new blogs you make in the future.

@drankdeath / @whipwiielder  —  becca !! another one of my longest standing friendships on this site, I adore you so very much. you’re such a talented writer at such a young age and I have loved watching you grow, be it on Isabelle, Heather or any of your other blogs. you’re a very kind and hilarious person and probably the closest to a little sister I’ve ever had. know that I’m sending all of my good vibes to you always and that I’m always here for you if you need me for anything.

@mesianism  —  saiko !!! I’m so incredibly happy to have met you. honestly you inspire me so much it’s insane. I don’t know what it is about our kids but I love them so much. every thread, every meme, every AU, even just chatting about them over d.iscord or IM makes me so happy and excited ?? and on top of all of that you’re not only a lovely writer but a wonderful person. thank you for always letting me ramble endlessly about our dumb kids. I’m so very happy to call you my friend and to have the privilege to write with you <3

okay so, there’s like a million more people I could rant about how much I love and adore but ! I feel like I’m starting to get repetitive so I’m gonna end this long ass post here ! once more, before I go, I just want to say thank you to everyone that has made every second of my experience on this blog a wonderful one. I adore you all so much more than you could ever know, and I can’t wait to see what the future holds for me and for Ronnie ! <3

He Tian has such a cat-like personality. I do have a cat and the more I look at He Tian’s behaviour/the way he schemes things, the more I wonder if he’s actually my cat in human form lol.

You know what my cat does when he wants to gain my attention? Oh you’d say he probably rubs his tiny cute nose against my leg and purrs like normal cats would do? Nah fam, that’s rare. He goes and does something really stupid to annoy me. Closes a door that shouldn’t be closed, bites electric wires (good god), shuts my laptop, scratches the carpet, chews plants, hops on my desk and pushes my things over the edge and I have to fucking speed and stop him before he breaks something. He always has this smug look in his eyes, tail swaying around, so proud he’s a troublemaker. But if I don’t indulge his deeds and practically ignore him, he might even come at me and bite me randomly. Not too hard, but hard enough to startle me. Look, I’m here. Why aren’t you giving me the attention I deserve. Always look at me. I will bite you more if you don’t pet me.

So yeah. Now let’s consider He Tian’s behaviour. Do people constantly shower him with attention? Yes they do, most of the time. Girls, he always has a harem of school girls who are drooling after his looks and his wow-so-endless abilities. It makes him feel good, but maybe not as much as one might think(!). Still, he enjoys showing off, a lot. Talking about himself. Building a cool image of himself. Sucking in that appreciation. He feels important.

(shit sorry I talk so much)

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Clexa Fic Rec

I Keep seeing people asking for fics to read so I compiled a list of my favourite complete and some incomplete fics. There’s a mix of some pretty old fics and some newer fics. The list will be updated as I read and find fics I love and or remember fics I have previously read. 

Fics are put in three categories: Canon Based, Oneshots, and Alternate Universe.

Information about fics includes:

  • Title
  • author
  • link to fic
  • status of fic
  • word count
  • and my thoughts on it

Feel free to talk to me about any of the fics you read and suggest ones to add to the list. You can also check my clexa fanfic tag for some fics written on tumblr. Happy reading!

[Last Post Update: 24 Decemeber 2016]

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notlosingmyself  asked:

"I bought this at the store the other day. It reminded me of you."

Store Bought; 1972 words
(Disclaimer: this idea really blew up, sorry it took so long!)

Age 5

The first day back from the Christmas holiday, Dean Winchester went over to Castiel Novak’s desk and plonked the haphazardly wrapped oblong shaped package right in the middle of the other boy’s colouring.

“I saw this in a shop when I went shopping with my mama and it reminded me of you so I buyed it for you!  You can pretend I got it for your Christmas!” Dean explained brightly.

“Oh.” Castiel peered at the package and dropped his crayon aside. “What is it?”

“Open it and find out!” Dean told him, his eyes bright as he watched Castiel slowly peel away the wrapping paper.

“Oh!” Castiel gasped as the pencil case fell onto his desk.

“You’re always drawing ‘em, so I knew you’d like it!” Dean said excitedly as Castiel picked up the pencil case and held it close to inspect it.  It was big enough that his pencils at home would all fit in, and the brightly coloured bumble bees made him smile so big his cheeks hurt.

“I love it!” Castiel grinned.  “Thank you, Dean!” And with that he scurried past Dean and put his brand new pencil case in his rucksack so it didn’t get lost or ruined before the end of the day.

Dean Winchester had got him a Christmas present.  This was the greatest Christmas ever.

Even if it was January.

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'Modern day love story' AU Kurtbastian.

Written for Kurtbastian week: Day Seven: Theme-Online.

Well it’s the last day of Kurtbastian week, it’s been a wild ride. I can’t wait for the next one.

This one shot is based off the couple who fell in love over Instagram.

Summary: When Sebastian comments on a strangers Instagram picture, he doesn’t realize that it will lead him to his future special someone.

Kurt and Sebastian are both twenty-four in this, it’s set after they have finished college and both been working for a year. Sebastian is a lawyer and Kurt is a Fashion designer. Kurt studied at Parsons in New York whereas Sebastian studied at ‘NYU’ but since New york is so big neither had chance to meet. Sebastian graduated and ending up moving to LA after being offered a job there. Kurt works at Vogue as Fashion coordinator.

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