wow is this good we just don't know

anonymous asked:

Ship who we want, every couple on tv is shipped irl, so shut the fuck up, because your making earpers look ridiculous when it's such a normal thing to do

No it’s not fucking normal. You ship the characters for goodness sake. Nobody is denying that Dom and Kat have chemistry when they interact, but people are SEXUALIZING their interactions. That’s gross, and wrong and a fucking infringment of their privacy. And fucking disrespectful - y’all get mad when people deliberately ignore your sexual orientation then turn around and ship real people together cause it’s cute (when they are/may want to be/ may be just friends. And I don’t claim to know what Kat and Dom’s orientation is, but wouldn’t it be decent to allow them to interact with each other at cons and such, without SEXUALIZING everything they do?)

Are you allowed to think they look cute together? For sure. But people should keep it to themselves. Do we really want to make them uncomfortable? I think they are so open with us, and it’s such a gift, but then there are people kinda bitching that Kat is engaged to someone else when she should be engaged to Dom or looks better with Dom anyway or whatever. Or sexualizing when they hug, or hang out (of course they do, they are fucking friends.)

If you don’t have the decency to understand boundaries, to me you are not an Earper. Of course it’s my opinion but the fact that you think this kind of behavious is normal…fucking hell, try to put yourself in their shoes. Say you have a gf/bf and people you don’t know gloss over that fact to ship you with a coworker you are friends with. Would you be ok with that? Would your partner be ok with that? 

It baffles me how people have no basic decency and can’t separate characters from real people. And we all bitch about how it’s wrong when men sexualize everything women do, but if it’s wlw doing it then it’s ok? 

I started in fandom when I was 15, so exactly 16 years ago and perhaps because we had less social media, no fan worth their salt would think it ok to force imagined relationships onto real people. I am not talking about Wayhaught here. I am talking about people with lives outside the show, with private lives we should respect

You guys go all out oversexualizing a genuine, wholesome friendship between two women then wonder why wlw are considered predatory by straight women when all you want to do is be friends.

Give me a fucking break. 

that-psycho-nextdoor  asked:

I just read through your whole comic and I absolutely adore the shit out of it! you're a really great artist and I don't know how to word the things I want to say but it's just really great ^^ thanks for making your amazing art, you're the best

* Oh wow!! Thank you so much! We really try our best!

THAT MAKES US EVEN HAPPIER!! Goodness there is soooo many things! I wish I could say we have everything linked in our Indexes but I don’t know if that’s accurate! But at least most of it is!

We just love to draw! ;3 It’s a great pass-time and we’ve always wanted to create stories/comics for people to enjoy!

Ed Sheeran is put ON the Spot for ON with Mario Lopez
  • Mario: Dream collaboration?
  • Ed: I always enjoy working with Beyonce. So a continuation of that.
  • Mario: Most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... sea snail? 'Cause it's like, pretty... It was in Japan, and it was pretty... and it was moving. Oh god, it was moving.
  • Mario: So I'm taking it, it wasn't good?
  • Ed: No.
  • Mario: Biggest pet peeve?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... rudeness. Can't stand rude people. Can't stand them. Like, I just, it usually happens on a plane, and it's usually like the person sitting behind -- or like, there was a guy on the plane the other day complaining about a baby crying, and I'm just like, dude, that's life! I have to get my head around rude people.
  • Mario: I'm with you on that. If you don't like that, then fly private. If you don't wanna deal with crying babies.
  • Ed: Yeah, but you know what? You were a baby once that probably cried on a plane, and you're going to have a baby that cries on a plane. Just accept it. It's obviously not ideal, but it's not anything that you can control.
  • Mario: Also, men shouldn't take off their shoes and socks on the plane, especially if you're sitting next to them. They shouldn't be kicking it barefoot right there next to you on the plane. That's just my pet peeve.
  • Ed: Yeeeeah... yeah, I would agree with that.
  • Mario: Celebrity crush growing up?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... JoJo, actually. Yeah, 'cause I think I was 11 when JoJo came out, and she was like 13 so all the boys in my school were like...
  • Mario: We just had her in here, actually.
  • Ed: Did you!
  • Mario: Yeah, she was great.
  • Ed: Awesome.
  • Mario: What's something on your bucket list, Ed?
  • Ed: Ummm. Oh, do you know what? I'd really like to go to Hawaii. That's the one American state I haven't been to.
  • Mario: Oh wow, oh you'd love it. That's a good one.
  • Ed: I hear that from everyone.
  • Mario: Oh, you'd love it man. Time travel destination?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... can I travel forward in time? Actually no, no, I'd probably travel back in time. Probably... I don't know really, I think we live in a pretty cool time at the moment. Maybe the 90's. Maybe the 90's. The 90's when it was like, when MTV were doing like MTV Unplugged and stuff like that. That would have been... yeah.
  • Mario: Yeah, that was probably the last time they had that good era of the unplugged version, that was cool.
  • Ed: Yeah. I'm gonna attempt to kinda bring it back. I'm trying to nudge them, see if we can do it.
  • Mario: Nice, man. Who plays you in your life story?
  • Ed: William Shatner.
  • Mario: Tremendous casting right there. Tremendous casting.
  • Ed: Thank you.
  • Miss Flemming: Well, I'll have to see how much of your essay you have done before I give you girls an extension.
  • Heather McNamara: *perks up* Hey, I'll tell you what. You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
  • Miss Flemming: What? *Heather looks panicked* I'm, uh, failing to make the connection here, dear.
  • Heather McNamara: No, uh, what I meant was that you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a BUTCHER'S ass-----but no, it's gotta be your bull....
  • Heather Duke: Wow.
  • Heather McNamara: So here's the deal, if I want you to---
  • Heather Duke: You have derailed.
  • Heather McNamara: Shut up, Heather!
  • Miss Flemming: Heather, I'm really at a loss for words here...
  • Heather McNamara: Forget it! I quit! I can't do this anymore, man! My head's about to explode! My whole life sucks! I don't know what I'm doing! I don't know where I'm going! My best friend just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a GOD DAMN BRIDGE ABUTMENT!!!
  • Miss Flemming:
  • Heather McNamara:
  • Heather Duke:
  • Heather Duke: *takes out slip of paper* We'll be in touch...
  • Bow (possessing Apple): What's up, Marshmallow?
  • Marshmallow: Bow?
  • Bow (possessing Apple): Yep, that's right, in the flesh. Well, you know, in a flesh. Not a very good one. Better not touch me.
  • Marshmallow: Whoa, that's so cool. Oh! Wait, what about this ouija board that I just bought? I got it so we can ghost cha-
  • Bow (possessing Apple): *slaps the ouija board put of Marshmallow's hands* You don't need that shit, Marshmallow.
  • Bow (possessing Apple): No damn spell check on those things anyways. *spits on the ouija board* All right. Come on, let's get to the bench.
  • Marshmallow: You came back all the way from the dead just so you can chill and smoke?
  • Bow (possessing Apple): Wow. What do you know? I guess old habits... DIE HARD.

anonymous asked:

i don't know if i'm the only one, but i think henrik and tarjei make each other so much better than they already are? like yeah they are such good actors on their own, but when they act together, it's something i can't explain with words like they are so good together???? i don't know how and where julie found henrik but i'm just so grateful bc he is the perfect choice. i don't think tarjei or henrik will ever have this much chemistry with someone else again. it's just WOW.

They’re really something special, aren’t they?? I don’t know if I’d say better because we saw a lot of Tarjei acting in a room by himself and he had me in tearssssss with just that but! I think the two of them have really amazing chemistry and trust.

With chemistry, there’s a reason that we talk about their eye contact a lot? Like at the end 2:10, they completely establish the “but there’s no turning back now” in their relationship just by the eye contact they’re making? They realize what this is going to be and we realize what this is going to be just by the looks they’re giving each other. You don’t need more than them talking and laughing and looking in a room together once.

Then as @toneelspeler said, “Look, you can have chemistry with another actor right away, but trust needs to be built. If I’m doing this, can I count on you to give me your best shot and vice versa? This is important to do, because if the trust’s not there it is noticeable.” It’s going to be even more important when you’re portraying such an intimate relationship. Isak and Even were both vulnerable in front of each other in a number of ways we didn’t see with other characters. And I think a lot of people got hooked on this show because they were so good at all the little details that said “this person is intimate with me”? They’d reach for each other and touch each other in all these different ways and just trust that they could do that. That it was okay, that the other party would follow along. In a relationship, your boundaries are so much different than with other people and when you watch them, you see that. And I think it can be a tricky thing to get right with someone because it’s such a base part of you. And you’re acting it out in front a roomful of people with cameras and mics in your face, heh. We see intimacy but it can’t be an intimate setting by necessity. 

I really would love to hear more about how they found and cast Henrik too because it was a bit different than their usual casting, as I understand it? He’s one of the only people in the cast who was already established as an actor? So I’d love to hear about if this chemistry just came from the first time he was reading opposite Tarjei? If that’s what won him the part over others? Because what I really get from them is that they feed into each other so beautifully, they give each other a lot. Just… I’m so thankful that the stars aligned and they both were in these roles in this production.

How Riverdale Stole My Soul
  • Brain: Okay. Internet and TV services are both back on. Time to catch up on all the TV you've missed over the last 8 weeks.
  • Me: Sure thing great idea, then I can find new stuff to love!
  • Brain: Steady on tiger, let's just concentrate on one thing at a time.
  • Me: Okay sure, good plan. Right. Oh! I didn't know they'd brought Iron Fist out!
  • Brain: CONCENTRATE!! FOCUS!! ONE THING AT A TIME!!!
  • Me: Oh yeah sure. Sure thing. Yep. Ooooh! RIVERDALE!!!!!!
  • Brain: I swear to god-
  • Me: That's something to do with Archie comics right?
  • Brain: Yes but-
  • Me: You know I love me a good comic book adaptation...
  • Brain: Yeah! Like Supergirl and The Flash and ALL THE OTHER COMIC BOOK ADAPTATIONS YOU NEED TO CATCH UP ON RIGHT NOW.
  • Me: It looks really good. Oh hey wow look Luke Perry is in it, I used to be so horribly in love with him when I was 7!!!
  • Brain: We don't have time for this.
  • Me: COLE SPROUSE IS IN IT OMFG I BLOODY LOVED THE SUITE LIFE!!!!
  • Brain: So help me god don't you dare press play!
  • Me: I'll just watch the first five minutes.
  • Brain: Hoe don't do it.
  • Me: [presses play]
  • Brain: I swear to god I hate you so much right now. Ugh. Let's just hope there's not a hot ginger guy in it.
  • Me: Holy SHIT there's a hot ginger guy in it...
  • Brain: *facepalm*
  • Griffin: It's by Yahoo Answers user Ra, who asks, "Would your parents explain sex if you put it in your Christmas wishlist?" There's additional details but I feel like we need to address the first question first.
  • *Griffin repeats the question*
  • Griffin: It feels like he's asking... His parents never explained sex. He's requesting, on his Christmas list, that they do so. That they do the birds and the bees talks.
  • Travis: See, this is another good reason not to have lists.
  • Griffin: 'Cause you can put some crazy, crazy stuff like that in it?
  • Travis: Yeah.
  • Griffin: I mean, that seems like a pretty important present if they...if they skipped out on that. I don't know about you guys - I received a series of lectures.
  • ...
  • Griffin: Let me bust out the additional details. "I'm 20 and still awful at it."
  • *Justin gasps*
  • Travis: Oh no!
  • Griffin: We just broke through the crust into the creepy, creepy mantle of this question.
  • Justin: Oh, wow, so, you are like, wanting sex TIPS. You wanna go to your mom and dad and say, 'Hey mom and dad, teach me how to Dougie'.

sugar-timeless  asked:

Well... Ania....I understand about what happened, But you do draw good! Don't listen to people that say you can't ,they're just jealous. You can finish what you need to do, I just wanted to tell you that I care, we care, you subscribers care, your followers, Everyone. I know how you feel. It had happened to me before, I hope your doing ok.

How would you know how well I draw

(Edit: Oh wow that sounds so mean, sorry not in a good mood)

linksphilosopherssock  asked:

we should have a set flower crown week. i mean, its almost been a year since those edits have sprouted just like the flowers picked to form the crowns

OH MY GOD I LOVE IT.

Or at least a flower crown day :’) Just good, pure flower crown goodness.

I love this wow I want it to be a Thing pls alksjfdjlj.

anonymous asked:

How did you start studying Korean? I'm currently 16 and want to start learning but don't know where to start. Did you use computer programs, other people, books? Also do You speak Korean?

Wow, okay. First you need to give yourself a high five right now. You’re beginning to learn a language on your own without being forced! So good job from the get go! Now to answer your questions.

1. How? I first started learning Korean when we had a transfer student to my school (she was a couple of grades above me). So I looked on the internet and learned just a couple of phrases to show off, (I mostly had no clue what I was actually saying). Then, I bought the “Pimsleur” program for Korean. It was pretty good, but the program is to learn how to say conversational things. It would be good to use if you’re going to stay in Korea for a week and don’t want to starve while you’re there, but not good for actually learning Korean so I don’t recommend it.

2. I don’t really have any computer programs I use or books or anything but I do have some tips!!!

Before you start learning Korean you need this one thing:

  • Motivation! It can be anything! It can be because there is a boy you like in class, or you want to live in South Korea, or you just want to sing a Korean song properly! Just have a motivation big enough that you won’t give up

(If you don’t have this, you can try your hardest but you will never get to fully learn Korean)

Okay, so now for the tips:

  1. Learn 한글. It’s Korea’s alphabet. It’s something you just have to do, or you’ll never be able to learn Korean.
  2. Read anything you can find that’s in Korean, Lyrics, news, magazines, it doesn’t matter just keep reading!
  3. (This is one of the best tips I can give you) No ROMANIZATION! NONE! When learning the alphabet it’s ok, but other than that, don’t use it! You need to get your brain to speak Korean and visualize Korean words in your head as 한글, NOT romanized.
  4. Listen to as much Korean as you can! At first it all sounds like a bunch of noise (and complete jibberish) you need to get your brain to learn how to focus of the sounds of the language!
  5. [this is the fun part] listen to k-pop! watch Korean dramas! watch Korean TV. If you can, do it without the subs, trust me it’ll help! Your brain will help you learn how to change your pitch and it will also help you learn hand gestures! When someone points to something you’ll be able to learn what they mean from their actions.
  6. Practice! PRACTICE! I can say this a million times, but it’ll never be enough! You need to say the words out-loud! The easiest way would be to find a Korean market near you and practice with the people who work there! You have to practice everyday! What I’ve started doing is weekly vocabulary. Every week I give myself 5 Korean words to study and at the end of the week I have to use them in a sentence.
  7. Don’t be afraid to make mistakes! When I was first beginning Korean I went to the Korean Market to buy some green tea powder, but what I asked the auntie was “백추 이소요?” which roughly translates to “cabbage I am?” Yeah, that was embarrassing!
  8. Truthfully, watch Korean kids shows. It’s embarrassing but, the audience is to Korean children who only have a grasp on basic words in the Korean vocabulary. Which will be on the same level as what you know and understand. I learned the colors from a Pororo song, seriously it helps a lot! (Pororo~)
  9. Learn how to speak formally first! This is very important! The way I see it is that it is better to be overly polite than to be completely disrespectful. Learning how to speak informally is pretty easy after you’ve learned formality, (it’s just dropping some sounds off the ends of your sentences).

(Bonus fun fact: you will not be able to spell properly, you will get things wrong and your spelling will be weird and totally off sometimes.)

Yes, I can speak Korean. But, I still have so much to learn! It’s an ongoing journey, but I’ve been learning for 5 years once and everyday there’s something amazing to learn!

Here are some resources that might help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntdiHDORtAQ  (this is how I learned the Korean alphabet)

https://www.youtube.com/user/talktomeinkorean  (talk to me in Korean is really helpful, they explain phrases and why things mean what they do, it’s reaaaaally good)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKIicR8VM3HczwmJM9UxtTw  (also very helpful, she usually doesn’t use rominization in her lessons)

https://www.youtube.com/user/PororoTV (PORORO~~~!!!)

smart phone (android) apps that are good are:

talking translator (this is good but, it does use rominization)

Pop Popping Korean (learning game surprisingly fun and informative)

TS Talk Game (it has rominization but is easy to ignore)

Good news

Just wanted to tell you guys that I finally did it :

I have my Bachelor (Honours) in Literature. 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

It still seems surreal and it will until I have my diploma in my hands.

I’m trying to be happy about what I’ve achieved and not focus too much on the ‘now what?’

Originally posted by aivim

Wow. It took long enough. 

sometimes it just hits me like… if everyone just made a conscious effort to care and respect each other… so many of our problems would be gone. war, prejudice, violence… if we all just loved each other and worked for the betterment of humanity as a whole we’d be set. which, yeah, is a lot harder than it sounds, considering the naturally selfish nature humans possess… but it’s kind of sad to know we’re our own worst enemy. we could be doing such amazing things. we have so much potential for good. we hold the possibility of a bright and wondrous future in our hands. but i don’t know if we’ll ever be able to fully achieve it.

Hetaliar react to: The Stereotype Song
  • -I think I love you more than the
  • Japanese love tentacle porn-
  • America: WOAH, dude! I totally didn't know you liked that stuff!
  • Japan: I-It is untrue, I do not watch such things…
  • -And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
  • stereotypes.
  • Let's come together and live in this world like a
  • unibrow on an Indian girl,
  • And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
  • stereotypes.-
  • America: Dudes, do any of you know what a 'stereotype' is?
  • England: I'm not sure, but I think the dictionary says it's 'a set of inaccurate, simplistic generalizations about a group that allows others to categorize them and treat them accordingly'.
  • America: Sorry, man. Can you talk in English?
  • China: It's very hard to explain, aru.
  • -Check it out now!
  • I love those fat Americans.
  • You know they so obnoxious.
  • They always eating burgers.
  • They always holding shotguns.-
  • America: WHAT? That was cruel!
  • England: Oh my God! It's so true!
  • -And I love Mexicans.
  • The way they mow my lawn.
  • They all got a hundred kids 'cause they don't know how to put a
  • condom on.-
  • Japan: I did not know Mexicans had so many children.
  • America: Neither did I. This song is so educational! Except that it forgot to say that I'm the hero.
  • -Uh huh.
  • 'Cause that's the way they roll.
  • Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
  • If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
  • And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.-
  • America: Wow, I wonder if the Israeli have noses as big as Russia's?
  • Russia: Kolkolkol…
  • China: How rude! We are quite good at driving.
  • -I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
  • Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
  • I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool,
  • but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
  • Ya mon.
  • And I love them Puerto Ricans,
  • Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
  • I'm just joking.
  • If you didn't know then
  • You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.-
  • Poland: Dude, we're like, totally not slow at all! We're, like, speedier than motorcycles. Vroom, vroom!
  • -Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
  • If you love the Outback
  • redneck Australians,
  • And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
  • And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
  • Mamma mia!
  • And how could anyone hate the French.
  • Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
  • Brazilian girls is what you want,
  • Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.-
  • England: You bloody wanker! My teeth are perfectly straight, thank you very much! Although, they were totally right about the French.
  • France: Excuse Moi?! French women are very beautiful! Both your teeth AND your brain are crooked!
  • Italy: G-Germany, what did they mean by 'creepy Italians'?
  • Germany: Um…well, I don't think they meant to say that.
  • -I love Africans, but hold up a second.
  • National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
  • Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
  • They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
  • Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
  • Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
  • They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
  • Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.-
  • Egypt: * thwackes the computer with a stick*
  • Russia: I am not the only one who drinks vodka for breakfast, da?
  • S.Korea: What?! My penis is not small!
  • -All together now!
  • I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
  • They hump sheep-
  • England: Well, now I suppose I can talk to my brother about his…habits.
If Strip Clubs Were Olive Garden:
  • Customer: *sits at tip rail not tipping* "I don't get dances"
  • Customer: *sits at table eating bread sticks* "oh, sorry, I don't get meals. I just eat the free breadsticks"
  • Customer: "So I bet you're a total freak"
  • Customer: "I bet you make great Italian food!"
  • Customer: "Maybe I'll get a dance later"
  • Customer: "Maybe I'll order food but I just like drinking the free water"
  • Customer: "Youre soooo hot! Wow! What are you doing later?"
  • Customer: "that food looks so good!! Can I have a sample?"
  • Customer: "what can we do in the private room?"
  • Customer: "I know this is Olive Garden, but can I have a burrito?"
  • Customer: "I don't have to pay to get girls!"
  • Customer: "I cook at home every day and I'm here at a restaurant for no reason"

Someone: Wow, you’re vegan? I never would have guessed haha

Me: Yeah I know turns out I’m just really not into blatant animal abuse haha who would’ve guessed

That 70's Show Starters
  • "They want me to choose sides. But I can't, because they're both idiots."
  • "Yeah... I just have to make it very clear that my love is contingent on how much they buy me!"
  • "Come on in. make yourself at home. I'm out of beer, but if you want you could break something."
  • "When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass."
  • "I'll do anything for ten dollars."
  • "I'm gonna miss you trying to grab my boob... it makes me feel pretty. God, I'm sad."
  • "I have a question. How much masturbation is too much?"
  • "I like my women like I like my wine - red and full of alcohol."
  • "I read somewhere that people in India fast, man. And, that it makes them think better. And, sometimes they can actually think themselves to death, man."
  • "Suffice to say that it involved a crowded parking lot, a half off sale and a pair of pants that made my ass look like an oil painting."
  • "I say we torture them with plenty of pointless rules and advice."
  • "All families are embarrassing. If they aren't embarrassing they're dead."
  • "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you? Is because you're a dumbass."
  • "Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, then leave a note saying "sorry I missed you"."
  • "Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever."
  • "Her exact words were "I know I'm your mother but I'm abandoning you"."
  • "Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other."
  • "I AM the bitch. And you LOVE me."
  • "Why would you just cuddle with her when you could do it? I mean, doing it is "it." That's why they call it "it." IT."
  • "The foundation of a good relationship is three little words: I don't know. What're you doing? I don't know. What're you thinking about? I don't know. Who's that under you? I don't know."
  • "I like showing my butt. I like to show it and I like to shake it."
  • "You're coming over to my house tonight. And we're gonna... "study"."
  • "There is a God, and he's on MY SIDE!"
  • "I'm not surprised you're in my bed. I knew you couldn't resist me any longer."
  • "You know, being here in you bed. On your... SpiderMan sheets. Makes me feel so Ready, so Willing."
  • "I love... cake."
  • "I disgust me because I'm supposed to be disgusted by you but I'm not."
  • "I'm sorry. Look, I've been screwed by Darwinism... never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed."
  • "Look, the sooner you realize I'm a genius, the better off we'll both be."
  • "I'm not shallow. I just judge women on their looks."
  • "If this van's a-rockin'... we're in there doing it."
  • "Look, she's beautiful, she believes in me, and if I can get her to put out, it's 3 out of 3. Right now, it's 2 out of 3, and I'm sorry but 50% ain't gonna cut it."
  • "Every newspaper you'll be reading, every nap you'll be taking, every football game you'll be watching, I'll be there, talking, talking, talking, talking."
  • "Oh, good, and I thought this was going to be awkward."
  • "See the establishment doesn't want us having sex because they know it makes us feel good, right? So if we can feel good on our own, what do we need the establishment for? So every time we have sex, it's a huge protest."
  • "Just because a guy pays attention to me, does not mean he wants to get me naked!"
  • "Uh-oh, naughty thoughts a-brewin'..."
  • Connor: All right, uh...here's the thing. The fact that you felt that you had to do that, I mean, that tells me that, you know, I just...I wasn't listening when you said that you didn't want to move. I was just putting my feelings before yours. And I'm sorry for that.
  • Oliver: You're sorry? This...this isn't okay. You get to be angry.
  • Connor: But I'm not.
  • Oliver: Well, you should be.
  • Connor: Says who?
  • Oliver: Anybody who hears this story! I stole an amazing opportunity from you-
  • Connor: Yeah, and-and I'm forgiving you.
  • Oliver: Which isn't okay! You should be pissed off. And-and yelling. But the fact that you're not is...Maybe we're just both messed up, or the sex is so good that we can't see it, but this is not what a healthy relationship looks like.
  • Connor: We're the best relationship that I know.
  • Oliver: Well, then, that's really sad.
  • Connor: How is that sad? I love you, Oliver.
  • Oliver: Wow. Seriously? That's your response to finding out I lied to you?
  • Connor: Everyone lies in relationships.
  • Oliver: No. No. I don't. Or, at least, I don't want to be someone who does. So...
  • Connor: "So"? "So" what?
  • Oliver: I love you. I love you so much.
  • Connor: Okay, now you're scaring me.
  • Oliver: Just...Hey, let me say this. You've been so good to me. Like, you stayed with me even when most guys would've run, but...you didn't even bat an eye. You just loved me.
  • Connor: And you loved me back.
  • Oliver: I know, but I'm different now than when we first met.
  • Connor: How is that my fault?
  • Oliver: It's not your fault. I just don't know who I am anymore.
  • Connor: We all go through that-
  • Oliver: Yeah, but I think it would be better for me if I went through it alone.
  • Connor: So, what? You're saying that you, uh...Do you want to take a break or something?
  • Oliver: I think we should break up.
Best Scene - The Hub
  • Skye: Okay, you have the flash drive. I programmed it with a decoy crawler. It'll use my browser history to simulate my usual online activity, so while S.H.I.E.L.D. thinks I'm trolling reddit and facebook with the laptop you gave me-
  • Jemma: You'll be hacking the files for Ward and Fitz's mission.
  • Skye: Right. And remember, once you plug it in, you'll only have about-
  • Jemma: Three minutes before S.H.I.E.L.D. catches on.
  • Skye: Do you realize that you keep finishing my-
  • Jemma: Your sentences. I know. I'm sorry. Bad habit.
  • Jemma: *looks around and smirks*
  • Jemma: This is actually a bit thrilling.
  • Skye: Ah, good. I'm glad. Now we've just got to figure out a way to get the panel open.
  • Jemma: Don't worry. I made a special something. It's what we do. *sprays the panel* All done.
  • Skye: Really? Wow. Okay. Uh, now just find a USB port.
  • Jemma: Okay.
  • Sitwell: Agent Simmons?
  • Skye: *speaks in Coms* It's fine. Just play it cool.
  • Jemma: Hello, Mr. Agent Sitwell, sir. May I help you?
  • Sitwell: Call me Jasper.
  • Jemma: Um, what brings you to this restricted hallway so late at night?
  • Agent Sitwell: I could ask you the same thing.
  • Jemma: No. Don't.
  • Skye: Simmons, focus. Just make up an excuse.
  • Jemma: I was just on my way to the loo. I could swear it was two rights and a left, but is that it here? *points at the panel*
  • Sitwell: That's a wall panel. Why are you accessing it?
  • Skye: Don't spiral. Just say something. Anything.
  • Jemma: *twirls her hair in a fake attempt of flirting*
  • Jemma: You certainly have a gorgeous head, don't you?
  • Skye: *mouths* What?!
  • Jemma: I like men that are about my height, but heavier than me.
  • Skye: Stop talking. Stop.
  • Sitwell: Agent Simmons, do you have authorization to access that panel?
  • Skye: Say yes. Say you do.
  • Jemma: Oh! Of course.
  • Jemma: I certainly have it right here in my bag.
  • Jemma: *talking to Skye through the com in front of agent sitwell* he's on to me.
  • Skye: Stop talking to me! He can hear you!
  • Sitwell: Are you on comms with someone?
  • Sitwell: *Speaks into the walkie talkie thingy* This is Sitwell, I need an escort-
  • Jemma: *shoots him in the chest*
  • Jemma: I'm sorry! Oh, my god. Oh, my god. *puts usb in the panel and looks back at Sitwell on the floor*
  • Jemma: *moves his body out of the way* Alright.
  • Skye: Okay. Okay.
  • Jemma: Oof.
  • Jemma: I've shot Agent Sitwell. Good, good, good. Was that all right?
  • Skye: That was terrible! You are terrible at this. That was a total meltdown.
EXO TALKS #2
  • LAY: Guys, Luhans new song "Good Good" is so fun to dance to, me and Sehun can't stop jamming
  • CHEN: I agree it's catchy, but what does "good good" actually refer to?
  • CHANYEOL: I'm guessing it's about how good he feels now he has left the company, I think it's his way of saying, stick it where the sun don't shine SM
  • BAEKHYUN: I heard it was about drugs, you know that good good cocaine ayy
  • SUHO: For goodness sake Baek, I didn't bring Luhan up to do drugs, he would never, he is my precious child
  • D.O: Hyung what the hell are you talking about, he is older than you
  • SUHO: You always have to spoil everything don't you
  • KAI: Look, he may have the face of an angel, but we don't know everything about him, he could be a drug dealer for all we know
  • CHANYEOL: Okay how the hell did we even get into this
  • SEHUN: It's not about drugs quite clearly, it is about how good his dance skills are, did you see the moves he was pulling in that video?
  • KAI: Don't be stupid Sehun that is so ridiculous, if he wanted to to prove his dancing skills he would have just done a full dance video
  • SEHUN: Oh, I'm ridiculous, you literally thought he was a drug dealer, I'm done, Kkaebsong to you
  • BAEKHYUN: No Sehun just no
  • XIUMIN: Wow, will all of you shutup, it's about neither of those things
  • LAY: Well whats it about then hyung?
  • XIUMIN: HIS PACKAGE, SEX THE WHOLE SHABAM! I mean come on, did you not notice those hip thrusts
  • SUHO: No that can't be right we didn't even have the talk
  • D.O: THE MUM THING ISN'T REAL SUHO PLS GET A GRIP ON REALITY
  • CHANYEOL: Anyways how do you know?
  • XIUMIN: Because he explained the whole things to me over skype....quite literally, it was an interesting experience to say the least
  • *Xiumins phone goes off and Luhan song plays as his ringtone, and it turns out to be Luhan calling him*
  • BAEKHYUN: Omg he has it as his ringtone for Luhan whyyyy
  • XIUMIN: Well the experience may have been interesting.. but he wasn't lying.