wow im dumb what am i doing

shit umby has said pt. 1
  • “ delete me “
  • “ wow that was a bad accusation “
  • “ use the fruit machine “
  • “ throw a dart and see who it lands on“
  • “ i need…. personal experience “
  • “ hey can you do me a flavor. “
  • “ i dragged him / her to hell  “
  • “ I think I’m fine “
  • “ whats an emotion “
  • “ i have a quick, dumb question “
  • “ im a fucking dumpster “
  • “ that’s a Lie “
  • “ im so tired help “
  • “ oh my god how am i even supposed to get myself known “
  • “ do i look like i hate myself “
  • “ i feel like im faking “
  • “ i just need really dumb shit to say “
  • “ I’m gonna end up cooking 5 strips of bacon and I’m not even upset “
  • “ i’m honestly gay for balls on belts “
  • “ and he hates chicken so he died hungry “
  • “ yeah man eat your chicken “
  • “ im in thE ZONE “
  • “ that involves……… a lot of things. like putting pants on. “
  • “ i need to watch the movies n shit “
  • “ wouldn’t it have been better to land like a pancake or something “
  • *tips hat and spits into a can* “ what the fuck did I just say “
  • “ like it obviously doesn’t kill a man bc I ate some a week or two ago or something “
  • “ what the fuck is a lightbulb ”

anonymous asked:

i still don't get why lucas was so shook at rileys 'lookin good georgie washington' lol

it’s because he’s not ready!! he’s never ready for riley to swoop in and be charming and make a move and it’s so f u n n y like not only is he shook at this, this is a recurring pattern where riley PULLS SOMETHING and lucas is like w h o a

“oh my god wait what just happened… do i run?? do i say something back?? wait im not quick enough for this i need like ten minutes to prepare, maybe i should buy some notecards or something. crap. dang it riley”

“oh my god WAIT…. did she really just… i didnt make that up did i??? what’s happening?? i think im dying. im probably hallucinating. im so caught off-guard like… what am i supposed to do??? what do i say?? ok, i’m gonna say something really clever if can just look her in the eyes ok lucas be cool”

“dang it riley”

“ok well she’s really going the heck off here, doesn’t know anything about sports?? mhm ok riley sure. ok crap what am i supposed to do. i gotta say something cool. wow she’s so cute. ok no shut up and focus lucas. be cool. say something cool. you got this.”

“i really like you, riley”

“nailed it.”

For some reason, for a short while, I thought @senpai-ramen was @kayleesartcorner 
I??? DON’T KNOW WHY?????????
It’s probably because I have a different friend by the name Kaylee, and her username is Ramen-Waifu
It’s because I’m bad with names and people and oh god im so sorry DID I DO ANYTHING STUPID I CAN’T REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAA
This is why I actually prefer talking to people/having friends in person than over text or internet or whatever HGHUHGUGRHTF.


in honor of reaching 300 followers, i decided to make my follow forever list! all the following blogs are lovely lovely blogs that are well worth a follow if you don’t already! i didn’t include many people i just followed because i don’t know you/your blog that well yet, but i’m sure i’ll be doing another of these somewhere down the road.   mutuals are italicized! 


diethardried, leah you effectively ruined my life by introducing me to anime and who caused me to become anime trash but tbh i still love you because you are fab and look you’re on the top of this list ayy

akitotheexiled / ezrakoenig​ ya greedy fool with two blogs golly okay tho alicia i love you so much like seriously you are perf and hey at least we’re not in eighth grade falling over starkid anymore so thats a plus #TsukiyamaProtectSquad2k14

little-honeybeee katie ily even tho you are mean to me and even tho u r a weeb eww gross and im so glad you did not stop being my friend after i showed u hitler x jesus that is a true friendship right there im so excited for college with you tbh

aryanightshade SHAYNE BB i am so excited to get to room with you and hang out and watch attack on titan and youtube videos and all that fun stuff i can’t wait to finally get to meet you it’s gonna be hella ily

fuckingbono tbh dorothy you are fab and i can’t believe you are still following me even though im a dumb lame anime blog and you are a cool awesome blog what are you doing 

kanyeception amanda same to you seriously why are you still here i love you tho you rock your blog is so classy and lovely ily wow 

oalexandra GURL REBECCA we have not talked in so long but obvi ur still on this list because i love u because i am remembering gregsalsop and gregsaslop and im laughin so hard rn 

kingdoughty ROBIN we also haven’t talked in like 10 years but thats okay because i still love you and you helped me with lots of hockey facts god bless hockey and also yes i am remembering serialkillergraham :o

kelseycantimewarp KELSEY ILY SO MUCH okay you are fab and i have always loved your url and i honestly am not sure if i’ve told you that ever but its true and why are you still following me all i do is post anime ily :**

foxesdontplaysynth kaelan jfc im not even going to lie im still laughing about that music video you best like it i mean it took me like a year to make but ily you are so cool what

tween-dweeb STEPH where do i even begin im thinking about this and we’ve been friends for like at least 2 years probably more which is crazy what also remember creepingregalsop oh man and skyping and stik and wow so much ilysm

kevinklines SARAH my beautiful sister wife i love you so much we’re such nerds wow i mean fight club as a potluck wowie and girl dang we go way back you were like my first tumblr friend ever ilysm :*

TUMBLR CRUSHES (because you all deserve special shout-outs since my blog is mostly your blog too)

  1. fearlessaim
  2. actualalphonseelric
  3. mordredandco
  4. queen-touka-kirishima
  5. greenotakuninja
  6. jeansasha
  7. allyphabet
  8. gebbeh
  9. teshimasjunta


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thank you very much to everyone who follows me!  and please don’t feel bad if you’re not on here, this is by no means all-inclusive!