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Okay so it seems like people will call any mallet percussion instrument a xylophone and I’m here to teach you shit.

This is a xylophone. The wood part is thick and it’s high pitched.

This is a marimba. It’s huge and expensive. No like a small one costs over $4,000 (3186.20 euros). The key things are really long and thin.

Now do you see this beautiful instrument? This is called the vibraphone motherfuckers. Or just the vibes. Anyways it sounds amazing. I could marry the sound. Basically, it;s made of metal and you have a pedal to stop it from ringing too long.

This is the glockenphejksdfjkl. I have no idea how to spell it, so lets just call it the orchestral bells. If you hit this shit too loud it can burst your eardrums. 

These are a joke.

Okay okay but think about: Victor and Yuuri giggling through kisses, swaying to some music playing in the background and generally being loving husbands???

Figure skating photos are perfectly demonstrating my day to day emotions and i don’t know why I’ve never used them til now

UGH WHY:

#Greathairday

‘… why you do this?’:

‘What the FUQ u looking at me for, mate!?’

‘YEEEEEEEEEE SUCKAS’:

#Ballin’

When a hot stranger walks by:

When they ask ‘who was the weak link in the group project’:

When you find that REAL GOOD FIC:

‘MMMMM GUUURL’

When your boss tells you to do something,
so you do it,
but then realise you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing:

When you keep doing the job but still dont know what you’re doing and how has no one noticed yet!!???

fuck it i’m done

i went back to my suburban american town this weekend and came to the realization that in another universe viktor fulfills his destiny by wearing a blue tux and slowdancing with katsuki yuuri to “i don’t want to miss a thing” (aerosmith 1998)

is this a high school au? 80s prom au? footloose au? canon compliant but blue tuxes are back in style?……..yes.

IS YOI EVEN REAL

So last month we had the Yuri on Stage craze along with OVERCOME CHIHOKO, BUTT-NAKED VICTOR  “IM EXTRA DONT FCKING TOUCH ME ILL BE AT THE TOP OF THE CASTLE” NIKIFOROV,  AND YURI “I LOVE MY EXTRA HUSBAND SO ILL BE DOING THE SAME” KATSUKI.

And now they give us the freaking wttm pv and otayuri manga with UNBELIEVABLY HOT OTABEK “YOUR DADDY” ALTIN AND YURI “MY DISGUSTING DADS WERE SO FCKIN GAY, I HAVE TO OUTGAY THEM” PLISETSKY

JUST WOW

It looks like Yuuri and Victor are crashing some wedding and Yuuri’s like at the point where he’s tipsy enough to tell really good stories about drunk Phichit but like, not tipsy enough to start going into stripper banquet mode