wow i'm really shit at life

Do you ever get blown away by how gay you are?

I’m sitting on my bed researching lesbians in the military for my APUSH paper and listening to a wlw playlist on 8tracks. I’m wearing a baseball tee that says “I got 99 problems and society’s attitude towards sexual orientation and gender identity covers like 98 of them.” I have a pride flag covering one of my windows and pride bead curtains over the other two. The only lights on in my room are rainbow Christmas lights around the edge of my walls. I have two rainbow laptop stickers and there are rainbow streamers from homecoming on my closet door (heh). I have an entire bookshelf of queer literature and a David Levithan novel on my bedside table. Spread out across my floor are about 15 books on homosexuals in the military. I’ve got an article in front of me called “Uncle Sam’s Lesbians.”

TL; DR: My life has become so aggressively homosexual and I don’t know what to do with myself.

The Signs Watching A Scary Movie
  • Aries: IT'S OK EVERYONE IT'S NOT REAL DON'T WORRY GUYS.
  • Taurus: But, like, is that actually scientifically possible? For that much blood to be on one person? Really? Like where's it coming from??
  • Gemini: *sees opening credits* nope *leaves room*
  • Cancer: sad because of death of irrelevant character.
  • Leo: oh, this isn't so sca- OH SHIT NEVERMIND!!
  • Virgo: *Visibly shaking* I'M NOT SCARED WHAAAT????
  • Libra: *eyes squeezed shut* Is it over yet???
  • Scorpio: Wow ya'll think this is scary you should see my life.
  • Sagittarius: The dog better not die. If the dog dies I will FUCKING-
  • Capricorn: I'M I THE ONLY ONE ACTUALLY INVESTED IN THE PLOT THOUGH?!?!
  • Aquarius: nice.
  • Pisces: Curled up in a ball with their head in someones shoulder and their ears covered for the ENTIRE film.

anonymous asked:

hi! your story seems very intriguing, so could you give a summary of what has happened so far? thanks if you can

OH wow no one’s ever asked me to do this before UMM lmao let’s see…so um there’s my 3 bbys, rooney, gianni and santi…they’re bffs and gianni and santi met in boarding school. gianni and rooney (girooni lmao) met in gianni’s hometown in italy. umm i’m continuing this under the cut because it’s A Lot

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anonymous asked:

Hi mama , I keep fighting with my mom and honestly I don't think I can be around her anymore , the problem is I'm not old enough to leave the house and I don't wanna go to a boarding school or something like this bc besides her I got greate life but she keep making me feel like I'm a worthless piece of shit , she always calling me a lair , she telling me that I'm a waste of space and that I'm a disappointment , she's telling me this almost every week, I really don't know what to do anymore

Wow that sounds hard. Usually there should be a chance for you to move out when your home situation isn’t working for you, in some kind of shared flat with other teens or anything. Of course that depends on your country as well and all. But I can definitely understand how that’s a hard situation. It’s especially hard to hear these things from your parents. I hope you’re going to be okay. If you need anything you can always come to me!

anonymous asked:

My mom took my snake to her ex's house against my will because "it will be easier to feed there" (when it isn't) and then she didn't bring her back. I waited. Always got excuses. It's been a month. I finally get a text saying he was pissed and sold them all. Even mine. She was the love of my life and she was mean to everyone but me and I just wanted her to be happy. She's gone. I'm so depressed and angry. I don't know what to do with myself. She was my child. My world. I've cried for 5 hours now

holy shit dude i am so so so sorry to hear this. it’s really fucking awful that she did that! even worse that he did that out of anger. Wow what a terrible situation :(

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whitmanfuckedwilde  asked:

I'M CRYING DAD AND SON MEET AND THEY BOTH LOOK REALLY EMOTIONAL AND MICHAEL IS DOWN AT MIKE'S LEVEL WOW I'M GONNA DIE

I HONEST TO GOD BROKE OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AND THEN I STARTED SHAKING AND THEN I STARTED CRYING I’M 100% GONNA MEET MY MAKER ON TUESDAY IF TWO STILLS GOT ME LIKE THIS LIKE HOLY SHIT LOOK AT MICHAEL’S FACE HE’S SO HAPPY AND PROUD AND HIS BOY IS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HIM JUST OH MY GOD AND THEN MIKE LOOKS LIKE HIS HERO HAS JUST COME TO LIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS EYES

AND NOW I’M GOING TO START CRYING ALL OVER AGAIN I HAD JUST STOPPED OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT WE’D GET TO SEE THIS IT’S TOO MUCH

season 1

  • linda attempted to get pregnant (and eventually did) as payback for kash sleeping w/ ian

season 2

  • karen is pregnant 
  • mandy is pregnant but gets an abortion

season 3

  • svetlana is pregnant
  • does ethel and her child count? idk but another baby was introduced so there (and malik’s kid)

season 4

  • an unholy amount of children holy shit
  • debbie’s friend is pregnant
  • veronica’s entire storyline is wanting to get pregnant, and she does. with triplets. but eventually only has two children
  • veronica’s mom gets pregnant
  • yevgeny is born

season 5

  • SVETLANA IS PREGNANT AGAIN, DEFYING LAWS OF NATURE
  • ~debbie considers pregnancy as the amazing goal in life~

season 6 

  • debbie is pregnant lmao wow
  • fiona too!! 

wow!!!!!!! it’s like the only thing women can do is get pregnant!! it’s like their only value is their uterus and ability to give birth!!! congrats shameless!!! wow!!!! i’m1!!! really!!!! amazed!!!! by!!!! your!!!! ability!!!!! to!!!! write!!!!!!!!!!! different!!!!!! and!!!!!!! nonrepetitive!!!!!!!!!!! storylines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

minigum  asked:

nah i'm just messing with you top 5 looks in svt? :')

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1. is this……. even a surprise…………… it’s minghao wearing a bandana thank u stylists y’all really did it with this one

2. blonde mingyu aka the one true concept of the century

3. peachshua, our bubblegum prince,, not to be dramatic but this look changed my life

4. MJDSKLAFK I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE??????? HEADBAND HOSHI WOW 10/10 GOOD SHIT (i miss u peanut :( i hope u are healing well)

5. junhui smiling w/ black hair and the little curl in his bangs

ask me my top 5 / top 10 anything!

I watched this drama on TV about a man double-timing his girlfriend with a gay guy and then the girlfriend and the gay guy started fighting but then the boyfriend left them so the two became best friends and raised a child together???

So now all I can think of is Rin and Makoto having a common asshole boyfriend, and Rin finds out he’s cheating so he storms in to confront Makoto but he realizes that 1) Makoto doesn’t know, 2) Makoto might be the nicest person alive who feels guilty anyway even if he doesn’t know about the cheating, 3) his boyfriend is the actual worst for bringing pain into Makoto’s life.

So Rin and Makoto commiserate over their shared pain and ends up becoming friends, and possibly dates in the future. (Or they could be platonic too like the TV show and raise a child together who they will name Haruka, idk, I’m not choosy.)

Signs when a really good fanfic ends
  • Aries: wow guys really tHATS IT?!
  • Taurus: fuck there goes my life
  • Gemini: I have sinned.
  • Cancer: tHE FeeLS
  • Leo: but there wasn't enough lemon -_-
  • Libra: dayum that was sum good shit right there
  • Virgo: *stalks author*
  • Scorpio: nope I'm not guna cry
  • Sagittarius: more more mORE MORE
  • Capricorn: no.
  • Aquarius: wut is this water coming out of my eyes
  • Pisces: dude that was adorablee
dhmis 6

-yellow guy is in hell. save him, dear god

-dreams

-the scene where red guy is working and he makes up a lil song about what if the documents came to life was perfect holy shit

- woww oh wow red guy got a ton of haters, let him sing jfc

-the return of many of the past dhmis teachers, oh that was wonderful. along with a FUCK TON of new object characters

-what the fuc is up with roy??? why must he stick that arm out really far? 

-well fuckles, it’s june 20, and it seems they’re stuck in a endless puppet hell of education forever 

-so, altogether, im confused!!! and amazed!! good job becky and joe 

the signs as youtube comments on songs from Necrofusion

Aries:  sorry been drinking hard to type lololololoolo cheers to the ones who breath no moore

Taurus:  most  horrible  shit I’ve ever heard…….worst day of my life

Gemini:  Zacs dick?? Ummm…lets start the battle baby! I bet it’s beautiful, jealous…bring it baby!

Cancer:  he is so sexy when he is in Person, i have a man crush on him. Not Gay just saying

Leo:  what did you just listen to??? Pure fucking awesomeness that’s what and if you don’t like it then why the hell are you listening to it? Some of us like his music, so don’t ruin it. Or is it just that you really do like his music and your just jelous because you’ll never be even half as good as him? Yeah I thought so jerk.

Virgo:  I love ghost adventure Zak I think your hot and natural

Libra:  I sat down while listening to this, then I randomly started to stroking my nipple..

Scorpio:  This punk ass gothic bitch Id hit him so far he’d be chewing wiyh his ass cheeks. This guy is less intimidating than a damn termite. Why do you get the impression this bitch ass nigga is hard

Sagittarius:  WOW IT’S A GREAT MUSIC FOR THE ONES WHO LIKE DRINK AND LOSE THEIR MINDS §§§ I HAVE TO SAY THAT IT’S GONNA TO AFICT ME IN SOMEHOW WELL THANKS FOR READING THIS

Capricorn:  I’ve got to say, this is fucking horrible. Terrible horrible shit, Zack Bagans, Country Music & shit random dubstep, it’s just a barrage of horrible shit

Aquarius:  this ish is GAY!!!!!

Pisces:  zak bagans? my life….-

bad habits of zodiac signs
  • Aries: "Hi, I'm going to be the queen/king and you all are going to be the peasants.. WHERE ARE MY GRAPES? feed me." (thinks he/she is queen/king)
  • Taurus: "I should really start my project.. or I can watch the pokemon marathon on tv.. yeah the project can wait.." *last minute* "oh shit.. I have a project.. I also have ice cream in the freezer.."
  • (procrastination/lazy)
  • Gemini: "WOW I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW." *10 minutes later sobbing into a pillow* "LIFE IS TOO HARD.." *sees puppy* "OMG A PUPPY!!1! :D"
  • (mood swings/changes mind constantly)
  • Cancer: "In the fifth grade, Claire stole my apple sauce.. NO I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS AND THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO APPLES, SHE'S A SNEAKY BITCH."
  • (holds grudges/sensitive)
  • Leo: *stubs toe* "OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS, GUYS THAT TABLE ATTACKED ME. IT'S LIKE GOD WANTED MY TOE TO DIE OR SOMETHING. I PROMISE YOU THAT TABLED MOVE ON PURPOSE JUST SO MY TOE WOULD FALL OFF AND BETRAY ME LIKE AUGUSTUS DID TO CAESER."
  • (over dramatic/drama queen/king)
  • Virgo: *eats sibling's "cake"* "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST EAT? IT TASTES LIKE PLAY-DOH WITH BOOGERS. oh.. it is play-doh? well, I didn't know.. you could have made it taste better.." *2 year old sister stares at you*
  • (overcritical)
  • Libra: "Guys, I'm hungry let's go out and eat. What, no don't give me the choice to pick. I DUNNO KNOW WHAT I WANT, I CRAVE THE FOODS. fuck it let's go to a buffet and feast until I can no longer walk plz."
  • (indecisive)
  • Scorpio: *talking to mom and dad* "What? No I absolutely love school, I have a burning passion for learning." *inside head* "Are you fucking kidding me? MORE LIKE I HAVE A BURNING PASSION TO SET THE SCHOOL ON FIRE AND THEN FRAME IT ON ALL MY ENEMIES AND AND AND WATCH THEM GET HAULED OFF TO PRISON."
  • (secretive/double sided)
  • Sagittarius: *spills ice cream on shirt* "DAMN IT" *spills drink on pants* "FUCKKKKKKKK" *finds pizza stains* "WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN EAT PIZZA TODAY! oh well, I look like a hobo queen/king"
  • (careless)
  • Capricorn: *mom/dad brings out baby albums* "WUT. NO. If you think a bowl cut is cute, let's give you a haircut right now and see how your coworkers feel about it, cause I'm sure as hell that they'll laugh at you and throw their juice box on your dora the explorer shoes." *mom/dad looks at you* "What no, I'm not mad because you guys gave me a bowl cut.. I'M NOT MAD I'M FUCKING SALTY."
  • (never forgiving)
  • Aquarius: "You can tell me all of your problems and I'll absorb them like memory foam. Do I have problems? Of course everyone does, but that doesn't matter right now. WHAT ARE YOUR PROBLEMS TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME."
  • (deals with too much)
  • Pisces: *punches a bitch in her face* "I SWEAR SHE WAS ABOUT TO PULL OUT A GUN, IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!" *later that day* "No she didn't have a gun, she was being annoying as fuck and I wanted her to shut the fuck up. duh."
  • (plays victim)
  • credit: http://confusing-galaxy.tumblr.com
  • People: OMG if you ever need someone to talk to my ask box is always open.
  • People: Suicide is not the answer!
  • People: reach out for help! Your life is precious!
  • Depressed person: *reaches out for help*
  • People: wow I really can't handle this.
  • People: I have my own shit to deal with.
  • People: you have way too much baggage.
  • People: I don't know what to say.
  • People: you're really your own problem. Have you tried taking up running?
  • Other TV series: Am I attracted to the same sex? Oh, god. This is bad. I'm sure it's a phase. Let me have sex with someone of the opposite sex to make sure. Fuck, it didn't work! Well, I'm just gonna ignore this because I know I'll be judged and ridiculed and my life will be over and it's better just to be destructive and bottle things up than admit this scandal!
  • Orphan Black: Oh, wow...I really, really like her, 'cause she's intelligent and wonderful and beautiful and incredible. She's opened my eyes to a whole new world and it's so exciting. Sexuality is a spectrum. Love is love.

anonymous asked:

Wow! Rosie really meant it when she said she hoped Sam would treat Cait like a queen for her b-day, huh? Since I'm guessing that little 👑 in Sam's tweet wasn't specifically meant for Dawn. Maybe he actually calls her his queen! 😊

HE SO DOES. we already know he bows down to her

if nothing else, no matter what dumb shit he does on SM, I’m like 99.9% positive Sam Heughan counts his lucky stars every day he has Caitriona freaking Balfe in his life. 

anonymous asked:

Today I felt proud because besides all my anxiety bipolar depression and shit I'm finally moving on and for once in my life i'm feeling relaxed and in control of my life situation, I'm becoming more sociable, meeting lots of new people, I even got my band back after 2 years without playing, I started working out , I improved my grades at college and I'm heading next year to move out of the city to finally be independent, so yeah, that's a lot of good things to be proud about :)

Wow!!! You are absolutely right, that is a LOT of good things to be proud about! You are really taking control of your situation, and that should be massively commended!!! It’s not easy!! 

Originally posted by insanitynvanity

anonymous asked:

Do you ever just step back and say to yourself "Holy shit, I'm a BNF"?

Oh wow, that is such a simple question anon, and it has such a complicated answer. And I nearly did you an essay about how having a large readership changes the way you interact with people and the way they treat you, but honestly that’s not reallllly an answer.

So, really, I used to, but I don’t anymore. I’ve been well known in fandom for ehhhh, about ten years, and it’s just become a part of who I am. Once in a while I have an interaction that very vividly points up how different my life is from other peoples’ sometimes, but even then, once you’ve had three or four of those shocks, you get used to it. 

Oddly enough, I think it’s strangest to me when I’m put in the position of mentor, because I think mentorship is so important and I’m only just now reaching the age and experience level where I can be a good mentor instead of the person in need of guidance. I’ve reached out to other people who I see struggling with these weird BNF issues I’ve struggled with, and it’s very rewarding to say to them, look, I get how you feel, here’s how I’ve dealt with it, and grow a friendship with them from shared experience. It does sort of seem from the outside like the infamous Cabal of BNFs, but it’s just friendships, it’s far less sinister than haters seem to think it is. 

The other time it’s really evident is when I talk to someone who is super new to fandom, who’s still trying to work out all the edges, and say “Here, let me help you." I had amazing people doing that for me when I was fourteen and super-new to fandom, so being able to pay it forward is nice – but it’s also the time when I’m most conscious that my fannish experience is not universal, and I need to remember that not only do many people not experience fandom the way I do, many wouldn’t want to.

That does kind of blow my mind, because it’s hard and weird sometimes, but overall, I love it.  I wouldn’t have changed the last ten years in fandom if I could have. But that’s more about me having a hell of a ride than what I call myself while I’m doing it.