wow i look like im 12

your fav is problematic: Tim Drake
  • every time a family member comes to him for help with a piece of tech he only responds with “have you tried turning it off and back on again”
  • @ damian: “shut up you’re like 12″ 
  • [bland-faced] “im super excited!” [dead-pan] “that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever heard”
  • once when he was running on only 2 hrs of sleep over the course of 3 days, he accidentally used jason’s toothbrush and when he realized what he did, he panicked and went and bought jason a new one that looked exactly the same and jason still doesn’t know
  • “tim what’s your status” “tired” 
  • “tim look at this” “very wow much cool”
  • he learned to fall asleep with his eyes open to avoid listening to bruce’s lectures
  • in the background of a lot of pics and videos recordings of ‘Brucie’ Wayne, tim is there, doing something really weird
  • usually he’s dabbing 
  • bruce never realizes it until later when he’s watching the recordings on tv later and the camera pans to focus momentarily on tim in the background, and bruce is just. he’s so tired. where did he go wrong.
  • jason calling the manor like “WTF I JUST SAW THE NEWS AND TIM IS THAT YOU IN THE BG” “YEAH IT IS. here im texting you a pic of Bruce’s disappointed face”
  • doesn’t realize it’s not okay to sleep in a laundry bin it doesn’t matter how warm the clothes in it are Master Tim
  • [does something really mundane] “witness me”
  • Bruce: [recounts something that happened a while back] Tim: “we get it, you’re really old”

superfreddiemercury64  asked:

Q U E E N

Oh geez the internet queen fanbase makes me cringe so hard especially because i was hardcore part of it when i was like 13-14 + it was the first “”“fandom”“” i joined wow so long ago im much older and wiser now ok so heres my list

- everyone is 12
- brians hair is so fluffy uwu
- a lot of spanish people?????
- i once saw the caption “bulsara bulge” under a picture of freddie mercury and it made me want to clean my eyes with bleach
- “rogerina”
- more fanfiction than you’d expect
- being attracted to freddie mercury??? Like…… Have u ever taken a close look at him…… Especially in the 70s…….. Theres nothing there for u honey
- “Maylor Monday”
- badgers lol x3

Im sure theres more but this is what comes to mind right now

husband!seungcheol

okaYYYYY im doing another series and i dont i might be doing scenarios for a while im just gonna do this….. all the time… . … . ….

  • HE IS SOOOO HUSBAND MATERIAL LIKE IM NOT EVEN JOKING
  • he took care of 12 children already it wouldnt be surprising to see him being natural as a father
  • “3 sons and 1 daughter”
  • BUT HUSBAND!SEUNGCHEOL WOULD BE FULL OF CHEESINESS
  • “you look extra beautiful today not like you dont look extra beautiful today but wOw”
  • he’d just randomly offer you to take a walk outside bc its nice and he thinks its super cute and romantic this boy
  • so many skinships
  • “LOOK AT THAT!!!! AN ICE CREAM SHOP!!!! ITS A NEW SHOP”
  • “okay chill ill buy you one”
  • “no no im a man im buying you and myself one ok”
  • and so youll walk down the street still hand-in-hand with ice cream in your hand and a smile on you both faces
  • AND PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE CUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEE
  • you think he’s the one taking care of u when in fact youre the one taking care of him all the time bc he is 10
  • “baaaaaAAAAaaAaaAAAAbyyyyYYYYYyy”
  • “WHAT DO U WANT THIS TIME”
  • “lets cuddle”
  • and youd give in bc cuddles with seungcheol is >
  • OK IM SORRY BUT SERIOUSLY THERE’S GONNA BE A LOT OF SEX HERE I M Ssij
  • waking up next to him everyday and seeing that beautiful face like ;;;;; I WOULD GLADLY SELL MY SOUL FOR THAT
  • would try and cook breakfast for you and it actually tasted pretty good like its not that bad good job
  • he always seems happy all the time its so rare to see him sad but then one you will see him cry and ITS BREAKING YOUR HEART ITS TEARING YOUR HEART
  • youd comfort him and cuddle for the rest of the day or night and just tell him that itS ALL GONNA BE ALRIGHT ;_;
  • ok moving on to the happy side
  • so many kisses
  • cuddles
  • and sex
  • cute texts when he is recording or practicing
  • cute selfies also
  • and sexy selfies as well to seduce u
  • long shower just the two of u enjoying each other presence
  • HE IS GONNA BE THE HAPPIEST MAN WHEN U TELL HIM UR PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD BYEe i can imagine his face lighting up
  • and ok can i just say this now
  • if he really had 4 children he is gonna ask u to join them playing the mafia game bc he can
  • “OKAY IM SURE UR THE MAFIA OK”
  • he is gonna be a gReaaaaT dad i can sense it put the kids to bed and kiss them goodnight even read them some stories first until they fell asleep and without realizing he is gonna doze off too
  • and you’d found them in that position and take a picture first ofc BC ITS SO CUTE U CANT RESIST and smile ear to ear bc WHYWYWHWY HOW AM I SO LUCKY 
  • but sleeping with him though
  • i can see seungcheol having pillow talks with u about the future….. and he’d blurt out something like
  • “remember when we have pillow talks about this moment? where u and i will have 3 sons and a daughter and live happily and then one day having a pillow talk talking about the past? THATS LIKE A WEEK AGO”
  • youd blush not knowing what to say, hiding your face in his chest “ok sure”
  • “YOURE SO CUTE IM SO LUCKY OMG I LOVE U”
  • THIS BOY WOULD BE THE DEATH OF U BE PREPARED just in case u happen to marry this baby man sized you never know

ok thats it bye im gonna make this based on their age order so yeah next is jeonghan probably will be up tomorrow ok love u guys u the best

Just coming to the realization..

I’m 20, going on 21 next month and you know.. I’ve spent most of my life playing MMOs - specifically WoW - one and off since I was 12-13. That’s like.. almost half of my life man. Half of my life sinking into a game that really rewards… nothing.

Its almost depressing, you know? To play a game for so long, making art and stuff and I’m just not… satisfied with where my art is, its appeal to my followers, and the game itself. Sometimes I spend MORE time drawing my characters rather than actually playing them. When I do play the game there’s just so much shit to do its almost intimidating, especially when I have other characters I would love to level but, again, its a timesink. Time I could use doing stuff that actually is enjoyable to me.

And y'know, I feel hella outta place in the WoW community with both my art and characters. Like, I made a guild not too long ago but eh, didn’t get much buzz so my motivation to play those toons friggin plummeted. I have my main, Alaion, that I love to bits but can’t really fit into a crowd with him (admittedly its because I’m a pretty fickle person and I like to change up my toons from time to time).

SO new year, new me I suppose. Or, rather, new year, new content. I will no longer be playing WoW, but I may continue to post art of my toons at times. Mostly, though, I just need a friggin break from that game.

Really, I.. just don’t want my whole life to revolve around a single video game.

joss whedon writing star wars (unofficial part 2)
  • poe dameron: *staggers over a jakku desert bluff covered in blood accompanied by bb-8, who is just two guns strapped to wheel* holy fuck bb-8 i cant believe reav- i mean STORMTROOPERS ate my entire squadron, and all those villagers, right in front of me
  • rey: *has like 12 lines, all of them are kind of cryptic and spoken at a whisper*
  • finn: i'm in space to escape my Past
  • kylo ren: hey hux did i ever tell you that i hate women. because hoo boy do i hate women a lot and i'm very blatant about it because im the villain and i need the audience to know that. im still going to be weirdly sympathetic though
  • rey: *takes off her shoes very slowly before snapping some guys neck with her thighs or whatever*
  • poe, looking straight into the fucking camera: wow thats hot AND it proves that women can fight
  • captain malcolm reynolds: hey guys can i be in this movie too

me: *loves all the black butler series and the manga and its so funny i love it*

me: *goes on tumblr*

me: hmmm i wonder how the fandom is

fandom: YES YES 12 YEAR OLD CIEL DO THE SEXY SEX WITH OLD DEMON SEBASTIAN WOW SUCH A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP

me: …

fandom: YES YES LOOK AT SEBASTIAN PINING FOR BABY 12 YEAR OLD CIEL WOW LETS MAKE THEM HAVE HARCORE BDSM SEX YES

me: ….good bye

wow i just read the spoilers and im so fucking confused..like why are ss stans so happy about? thats literally the most fucked up father-daughter reunion ever…no seriously,sasuke hasnt seen sarada for 12 years and instead of happy faces,hugs,sobbings,tears and all ,he looks annoyed by her at most…its like he doesnt give 2 flying fucks  his own daughter,i just got a constant feeling that all of sarada’s questionings and angst are treated like a joke or something not too much of a big deal by sasuke,and prety much everyone else….and did i read the spoilers right?sakura seems to know where sasuke been living all those years ?“that tower” to quote her…why  hasnt she brought her daughter to visit sasuke all those years even for  few moments? this is mind blowing…for some reason,sakura knew where sasuke is living all those years,sasuke knew he has a daughter,yet they wasted all those precious years which will never come back for some stupid reason which kishi is surely going to resolve it with a “ yeah sorry ” and a forehead poke …..any person with sanity,basic comprehension skills  knows that any excuse kishi might pull in the end would be a piece of crap..but of course not the SS stans, they have 0 standards when it comes to their ship  …they might as well ship akamaru with a rock they would get the same result as they’re getting from ss