wow i do like dis one

anonymous asked:

can you show us some Brazilian slang?


but I will show the ones people use the most. If anything I do a part 2

eita: you can use it for everything, it’s like “wow” or similars. “it costs $300″ “EITA”, “Then we kissed” “EITA”

eita porra: eita intensifies “it costs $700″ “EITA PORRA”

ata: it’s like “oh okay” but it evolved to SOMETHING ELSE and you can use anytime you dont know what to say. “you need a 12/10 to finish this subject” “ata” / “My mom died and my cat is sick and my hair is falling off!!” “…ata”

treta: drama, or a clusterfuck. Like I'm so tired of drama = Cansei de tanta treta. (but we love drama)

arrombado: someone annoying or really lucky. “He won the best prize. Arrombado”

tua cara: reminds you of someone, translates to your face. “I just saw a band shirt so cool. Tua cara”

teu cu: your asshole. You know that thing you said about me? Now its about your asshole. “Dude you are so ugly I want to scream and die” “teu cu”

caguei: it translates to basically “I shitted”. Like bullshit, you don’t care. “so then Privilege McWhite kissed Banana CreamCracker” “caguei”

corno: men whose wife cheated on him, insult. “A corno like him can’t talk shit about anyone”

porre: LOTS of alcohol. “Tomei um porre” = “I drank WAY too much” 

safado: someone without morals. “he just go around saying he loves them and then leaves out of nowhere” “Safado!”

nego: it would translate to n*gger, but here it lost basically all the meaning, I dont even know if it had a racist conotation to start. sometimes, you mean “sweatheart” like: “your baby is so cute” “meu nego <3″

cabueta: a tattletale. “he just told the teacher I cheated!” “Cabueta morre cedo” (tattletales die young)

oião: big eyes, someone who envy others often. “I want your dress” “saí daí (get out), oião”

ai dentu: its basically some kind of annoyed “fuck”, like when someone says something stupid, annoying or obviously a lie “I wish Brazil had a president like Trump” “aí dentu” 

quenga: bitch

tribufu: ugly bitch

rapariga: bitch, and a rebelious act against portugal (where rapariga just means girl)

boçal: thinks very highly of themselves, are annoying for that. “She said she doesnt want to ride the bus” “ Ela é muito boçal”

The Breakup Bureau

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Genre: Fluff, Angst

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Originally posted by eatkookiie

Saying goodbye is never easy.

Held hands over the table, she looks at him with softened eyes and a thoughtful expression. As he finishes with a gentle exhale, she nods. “You know what? You’re right! I deserve better!”

“You deserve the world and more.” He charmingly smiles, gaze dripping with honey.

She breaks out into a grin and pulls her hands away from his, leaning back in her chair. “How could I have been so blind?! I can’t believe I went through a relationship like that for an entire year!”

“And now you get to start fresh again. With someone who will treat you the way you deserve.”

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one of my proudest moments as a parent
  • my six year old: do you know who Martin Luther King Jr is?
  • me: no. who is he?
  • son: Martin Luther King Jr was the sweetest man ever. He was brown. Not like us, we're white. And back a long time ago, the brown adults and even the kids (completely appalled), had to do all the work. And when the brown kids got to play on the playground after they were done work, they couldn't play with the white kids.
  • Me: that's not nice.
  • son: no, it isn't. and Martin Luther King said that the brown kids and the white kids should be able to play together bc we should love each other no matter what. As long as we're all good people, we're the same people.
  • me: oh, wow. what happened to him?
  • son, tearing up: he was shooted and killed. He died bc not everyone knew that he was the sweetest man in the world. Some people thought that his good was their bad.
  • Me: what do you think?
  • Son: I really, really hope that one day we get a new sweet boy or girl like him that will make the world even better.
  • Me, speechless by this level of emotion and understanding in a 6 year old: ...
  • Son: ...
  • Son: ... can i have some pudding?

anonymous asked:

Seventeen, but they're lizards.

this is the most random ask i’m laughing but ok LOL

seungcheol would be that pet lizard that constantly tries to get out of his cage and you’re like no stay in there you punk lmao and jeonghan would be one of those lizards that just like…. chill in the same spot all day….. you’d be like did i buy you for 200$+ just to see you stand still…..

jisoo is a nice lizard?? like you could carry him around on your shoulder all day and he wouldn’t do anything stupid, he’s just really clingy. junhui is a nightmare omg he always finds a way to escape the cage like once you woke up and he was sitting on your pillow and you nearly died of a heart attack

hoshi is a star lizard wow he does flips in his cage and climbs the walls he’s a skilled little thing!! and wonwoo is similar to jeonghan….. just chills in his favorite spot all day….. jihoon moves a lot in his cage until you look at him. then he just stops whatever he was doing like “don’t look at me”

seokmin is always jumping around because he wants you to carry him man get him out of that cage!! mingyu never knows where he’s going, he’s always falling off the little rocks you displayed around in his cage

minghao does flips and probably licks the entire cage clean…. seungkwan always hits himself against the cage because he follows you around in it. like when you leave the room, he goes to the farthest corner of his cage just so he can get a glimpse of you because he loves you ok

hansol just lies on his back all day sun tanning…. and chan sticks his tongue out every two seconds because he thinks he’s a big and scary snake

I got to the part in Caliban’s War (pg 325-327) where Amos talks about his past a little bit and-

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There’s knowing about his past and then there’s reading it in his words.  There’s knowing what horrors lie in humanity’s darkest corners and then there’s seeing someone that clawed their way out of there talk about it.  No matter how many people I meet who’ve been touched by that darkness, their stories are always a punch to the gut and this was no different.  If you want to know why I care about a fictional character so much: I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again - he’s fictional.  His story is not.

What really got to me though is that he didn’t share that part of himself for his own sake.  Amos could’ve kept it buried forever, no problem.

But Naomi wanted to understand why he beat the shit out of a kid for shaking Prax down for more food to get video footage of his daughter.  Because anyone who knows Amos knows he doesn’t instigate violence.  He won’t start a fight, he’ll finish it.  So why does some kid asking for more food got him torqued?  It has Naomi shaken.

“And you,” she continued. “I depend on you.  I know you’ve always got my back, no matter what.  Except maybe not now, because the Amos I know doesn’t beat a skinny kid half to death, no matter how much chicken he asks for. I feel like everyone’s losing themselves.  I need to understand, because I’m really, really, frightened.”

It’s been 25 years and he  f i n a l l y  cracks. And it’s not even a crack. It’s not a breakdown brought on by an event triggering these memories.  He’s opening himself up for Naomi.  For her to understand him better.  To soothe her fears.  I just.  My  f e e l i n g s.  FUCK.

I cannot tell you what it means to me to have this relationship with Amos and Naomi.  One of the most intimate relationships I’ve ever seen and sex and romance have zilch to do with it.  Not that I’m not a huge shipper because I totally am but with these two …  I just wanted to see two people love and support and protect one another without romance or blood relation being a part of it.  Because, oh yeah, friends exist.  And they love, support, and protect you too. And these types of relationships are possible between men and women.

Anyway, in this convo with Naomi, it’s not like he’s directly talking about himself. He’s talking about Baltimore and the squeeze trade and what happens to the children that are a result of that … “trade.”

But Naomi sees straight through his bullshit because of course she does.  He beat the shit out of that kid because he knows what happens to lost children. He knows because he was one.  She directly asks him and he skirts right over it.

“Some wind up finding a way to ship offworld, and they never go back?” Naomi asked, her voice quiet.

“Maybe,” Amos said, his voice flat and conversational as ever.

She tries to be sympathetic and he’s just like NOPE. NOT TODAY. DO NOT WANT.

“Amos,” she said, her voice thick. “I never–”

“So I’d like to find this little girl before someone uses her up, and she disappears.”

Anyone else feel like they just took a kick to the gut?  Holy fuck man.  He’s still talking about himself.  He was used up.  Whoever he could’ve been is gone. Disappeared.  Buried under layers and layers and layers of trauma. Who he is now is defined by that brutal childhood.  Can you even call it that?  When was he ever a child?  A lot of the way he acts is due to that trauma - the way very little rattles him, his voice always flat/conversational, dissociation, his inability to divulge right from wrong on his own, etc.  When you’re in the middle of experiencing a traumatic event, your brain shuts down a lot of unnecessary functions (unnecessary in terms of surviving the event).  And when you experience trauma long term, those things get shut down permanently.  Your brain gets tired of flipping the on and off switch because what’s the point? Your brain is permanently re-wired into survival mode.  That’s Amos.  And my feels shatter for the ten billionth time today goddammit why am I always drawn to the broken ones?  But he’s not completely emotionless or without caring for others - we’ve seen him smile and laugh and get irritated.  He clearly cares about Naomi, and Alex and Jim now.  But when the ugly rears its head?  He’s pretty much “Yeah, and?”  The ugly was his stomping grounds.  It doesn’t hurt or surprise him anymore.  I think he’s right there with Miller in being surprised that Eros hadn’t happened sooner.

I think there are really only two ways to hurt Amos at this point - if you’re someone he trusts and you don’t return that trust (remember when he realized Naomi was afraid of him?).  Or the thought of a child being put through what he went through is probably painful to him.

The one time he gets emotional in this convo is when he’s talking about getting Mei back to her father.

“…and she disappears.  I’d like to do that for her,” Amos said.  His voice caught for a moment, and he cleared it with a loud cough.  “For her dad.”

I think Amos admires Prax.  I think he looks at him and sees what it’s like to have a parent that cares.  I don’t know if his mother cared, she died when he was young.  And I’m not gonna touch Lydia here because wow this is already a mile long lmao.  What I do know is no one cared enough to save him, to protect him.  They fed him to the same monster that twisted them and spit them out.

But here comes Prax.  He’s desperate to find Mei.  He’s dying of starvation and the only thing he cares about is finding her, including giving up food to another for clues about her whereabouts.  I mean, how do you not admire that?  So I think Amos wants to save Mei for Prax.  Because he’s a father that deserves to see his daughter again.  I am also willing to bet that Prax’s devotion to his child makes him happy for Mei. And hella determined to protect her from the same fate he suffered.

That scene just fucked me all the way up and I needed to say a few things about it. XD

wow another rubiam high school au i'm so creative

i guess we’re kinda upgrading to college now??? idk

•the first time ruby does poorly on an assignment in college she cries for 4 hours about how she’s gonna be a stripper for the rest of her life

•liam tries to calm her down to no avail like “this is the first time ever in your life you’ve done bad on something it’ll be okay soon you’ll learn to do poorly and take it in stride like the rest of us” and she cries harder bc that indicates she’s gonna do terribly again

•when he asks what she got he has to physically hold himself back from laughing when she looks up at him with tears running down her face and says “B minus”

•she’s been crying for the last hour and a half over a B minus. she thinks her fate is stripping because of a B minus. this bitch.

•chubs ends up being the one who calms her down because in typical chubs fashion he just gives it to her straight and slaps the sense back into her

•"well if you don’t want another B minus, why are you wasting time crying over the one you can’t change? go spend the time you’re wasting right now on the rest if your work and make sure it doesn’t happen again.“

•she stops crying, nods and gets up to go do her work

•liam just stares in shock at the fact that chubs just did in 3 sentences what he’d been trying to do for 3 hours

•"sometimes you make me feel like a really shitty boyfriend, chubs”

•one night they set up a study date and liam’s like “what are we gonna study” and she goes “i don’t know…i need to work on biology” and he thinks he’s about to get lucky but that hope quickly dies when she actually brings her giant binder of notes and her textbook and falls asleep next to him at 10:30

•all his friends make fun of him for being whipped and he’s just like “wow i love and respect my girlfriend you really got me good what a burn 🙄🙄🙄”

•when she was on her period in high school she used to be able to kinda avoid him if she wanted to be left alone but now they live a floor apart and spend a good 70% of their time together so he kinda has to learn to handle her when she’s hormonal, cramping, and angry at him because he’s a man and has never had to go trough this

•he learns pretty quickly but the one thing he never quite figured out is if she actually wants him to touch her or not

•like sometimes when she’s laying in bed cramping he’ll try to cuddle and she nearly bites his head off but half an hour later she’s crying because he doesn’t want to touch her

•he’s mortified the first time she sends him on a tampon run

•not because “ew gross tampons periods disgusting” just because there’s SO MANY and he doesn’t know which one to get

•he calls his mom, naturally

•when she doesn’t know what kind ruby uses he calls ruby’s mom

•"Liam! how are you sweetie?“
“um hi mrs daly i’m good. but um, this is a weird question but i was wondering if you know what kind of tampons ruby uses. she sent me to the store and i don’t know what i’m doing.”
*queue ruby’s mom laughing for 12 minutes*
“the black box with the pink swirls honey”
“thanks mrs daly”

•they move in together after liam’s 3rd and ruby’s 2nd year

•they invite chubs to move in with them but he moves out after six months because “i’m tired of third wheeling in my OWN HOME”

•it was one thing to be sexiled from a dorm room he could just go to vidas and spend the night but to come home to your roommates having sex on the kitchen counter, where you eat off of,, no.

•they agree to wait until after they’re both done with college (which ends up being the same time since ruby took so many ap’s in high school) to get married bc that’s a lot of added stress and marriage is really just a title they live together and do all the things married couples do anyways by the end of college

•but by second semester senior year liam starts getting //really// impatient he knows what they said but he bought a ring last year and has carried it around with him all the time since then

•as soon as they’re out of the building where graduation was held he’s down one one knee and ruby rolls her eyes because wow impatient much but when he asks she says yes

I need to type out my feelings about the latest AOS episode.

1. The fitzsimmons scene. I knew Fitz had to be the other LMD after Radcliffe mentioned he had another one undercover. But that scene had me doubting myself. And Jemma’s heartbreak not knowing if she was or was not a LMD or if Fitz was one…. It was so emotional. Iain De Caestecker and Elizabeth Henstridge need awards. AND SHE HAD TO STAB HIM. She will forever have that in her memory!!! She has gone through too much. Someone needs to take Shields acronmy and change it to mean something along the lines of physical and psychological pain. *wraps Fitz and Simmons in blankets*

2. THE HUG between Daisy and Jemma was so beautiful. I love their friendship. And the scene before it was INTENSE. 

3. Daisy fighting LMD Mack and Coulson. And the way she destroyed them. You go girl.

4. I have never wanted to see gifsets of an episode so badly in a long time.

5. I knew Radcliffe would get stuck in the Mindframe. 

6. Coulson’s a teacher. It’s like an AU fan fic.

7. MAY”S HYDRA??! She can’t be evil. I refuse. She’s probably just undercover.

8. Fury has a tombstone. Jemma can’t be dead, I refuse. She probably faked her death and is working for Shield.

9. So Fitz is a rich tech businessman? Maybe? And who was in the car with him? A family member? Aida?

10. So Ward is Daisy’s boyfriend. Great. *sarcasm* I hope it’s because: 1. He’s probably just the person that Daisy thought he was before he betrayed them. 2. Maybe they work for Hydra in the Mindframe? And maybe in the Mindframe she’s only in a relationship with him to spy on him? 

11. I wonder if the explosion that May LMD triggered killed the Shield redshirts that were unconscious? That was a pretty big explosion… 

12. Mack’s a dad! I have a feeling his daughter is the one that died…

13. What is the name of the song that was played at the beginning of the episode and the end?


15. *wraps everyone in blankets* 

16. This episode was one of the best of the whole series. Brilliant. Heartbreaking. Intense. Phenomenal. Emotional. It felt like a horror movie. 


18. This cast is amazing. The actress who plays Aida is just, wow. She has the whole be a creepy robot thing down. 

19. This show NEEDS to be renewed. 

gemnika  asked:

I need your art on charms. So many charms that everything will have one. Car keys? 10 charms. Backpack? 25 charms. Earrings? 50 separate pairs because I need them all. I will wallpaper my office with them and hang them from pegs over my headboard like precious little dreamcatchers. Or... Not be super creepy and just get a couple, and pretend I have them all... Either way.

Wow, I’m happy to hear that! Thank you! :’D

I gotta think about those charms one of these days then

anonymous asked:

(1/2 omg I'm sorry this is LOnG) (Reader) gets invited to a Wayne gala because she's on a scholarship to Gotham academy due to her fencing skills. She has Damian (who is now going to the academy because Bruce decided he should be around more kids his age. 15) in about half her classes. He didn't really pay attention to her until she showed up to the gala and basically sparked a bit of interest in him. But the thing is she's basically everything that's bright and polite and sweet, nothing dark ab

(2/2) about her. And since the gala the two actually start talking in school more often, until it turns into them hanging out at each others house from time to time. My question now is how do you think Dami would react to himself figuring out he has feelings for her, how would he deal with them? Better yet, when his siblings and father find out, how much do they tease them? I’m using this in a story and I really love your blog, figured I’d ask for help 😖

Omg I’m so sorry this took so long to reply to! I left this blog for ages after my brother died and have only recently started coming back. I still feel guilty though :(. 

Anyway… I guess the way I’d see it is.. if you still want my opinion.. 

  • At the party, him watching her but trying to play it off till one of his brothers ask who she is
  • Then he responds dimissively, listing her attributes but loudly concluding that she wasn’t worth much observation
  • spending the night mentally listing her flaws, her dodgy make up and her lack of higher etiquette training ect ect
  • feeling his stomach roll as she laughs at one of his other classmates, a snobby guy that Damian detests
  • Damian maybe wandering over all high and mighty because he thinks the reader needs saving from the guy’s appalling manners
  • Reader being absolutely capable of taking care of herself, besides he’s not that bad 
  • Damian protesting later to Dick that it was just because that guy was sooo annoying and brusque that he had decided to intervene, as if he would willingly spend time with someone as naive as you
  • he would though
  • repeatedly

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I got kind of emotional at Westminster Abbey but I can’t really explain why. I mean, the church itself is enough to make anyone tear up, the interior (and exterior) is just breathtaking and so, so old. And of course, there are so many graves and tombs from so many different centuries, tombs of Kings, aristocrats, unnamed soldiers and your regular common man, and it can be quite overwhelming. But I think what really touched me was that I saw a lady with a huge bouquet of white lillies placing them on the grave of a Page of the Backstairs, a young man born in 1642 but who died in 1669. His name was Sidney Feido. The flowers must have cost her quite a lot of money and entrance to the Abbey costs a lot too so this was obviously something she wanted to do. And I just thought like…wow? She didn’t know this person. He died so long ago and yet, for some reason, she felt compelled to leave him flowers, a small but poignant gesture. And I just felt so humbled; we are so drawn to those who came before us, even though we didn’t know them. So touched by their lives and their personal tragedies (this man had died so very young) and even today, even in 2017, one of us can still remember the life of someone who died in 1671, or whenever.

It’s just so humbling tbh. This Page of the Backstairs, he must’ve been an honourable person to be buried in the Abbey but we’ll still probably assume that he didn’t leave much of a legacy. But he did. Because someone still remembers him.

anarchyofdirt  asked:

11 21 31 33 39 mitch please. Hes my favorite.

11. What is something that would make your character fly into a rage?

it really doesn’t take much to get mitch to start throwing desks and punching walls, tbh! one thing that’s guaranteed to get him ragin’ tho is making any kind of threatening gesture towards him, especially by adult men. growing up with an abusive stepdad left him hyper-sensitive to threatening body language and he’ll launch into fight mode instantly, like a flip being switched. sometimes teachers make this mistake thoughtlessly and mitch is not above lunging at school faculty. ALSO don’t insult his mommy.

21. What is one of your character’s biggest fears? How would they react when dealing with this fear?

mitch is really afraid of accidentally overdosing on drugs (how his mom died :’( ), growing up to be anything like his dad/stepdad, and thinking about what he might do to someone who tried to really hurt jonas (wow gay)………………. i don’t think these are things he’d really talk to ppl about much. probably just keeps it inside and tries not to think abt them. MITCH IS SUCH A DOWNER DEEP DOWN LOL SORRY

31. Would your character be the kind capable of killing? Would they enjoy killing or only use it when necessary or, perhaps, refuse to kill no matter what?

he would not go out of his way to kill someone or enjoy it, but if he was really backed into a corner i think he would. or if uh……..he got too out of control with his telekinesis maybe…………hh….

33. If your character wanted to be alone, where would they go?

there’s this little hidden cove on the beach that only him and jonas know about, which is also the place they can practice their powers. even tho he hates the beach, it’s a good place to get away and think in silence!

39. When people look at your character, is there some assumption they might make about them just by appearance? Is that assumption correct?

haha i think what you see is kinda what you get. he look like a greasy trailer trash creep, that’s exactly what he is!!

Are y’all ready for this because I am SO salty, so here we go lmao.

When I watched this show, and Erin won the first few competitions, she had one or two cute things. But her quirky “Wow, I’m so fun and weird. Can you tell I’m so fun and weird? Because I am” died out real quick lmao. But you know, I don’t even blame her for this. She was a decent person on the show, a little annoying at times. Kinda reminds me of these girls at my liberal arts college I kinda get tired of seeing, but it’s fine. That’s her. Do you booboo.

My beef isn’t with her so much as the judges. Like jfc, hop off why don’t you? And every single time she was on the bottom, they kept her. Heidi, what happened to that spiel on season 14 about Edmond “I go up there and I say in fashion, one day you’re in and the next you’re out” right before fashion week? 




What kills me is that I think what tripped what tripped Laurence up was that they got on her hard about the shoulders and the black and she really took that to heart, changed it up, and they were like “No, bitch wtf is this?”

Every time Erin did something, it was “Brava, I love it. Ugh, I’m gonna fucking nut!” Like??? And when they didn’t, they couldn’t bear to part with her because they just loved her so much, even if she sent crap down the runway.

I need new fucking judges. NOW. lmfao


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Things I Noticed While Watching SWR Season One

•Ezra is so pessimistic??? Like wow where he is now is real character development
•Hera calling Kanan “love”
•"I really thought this Jedi stuff would be more interesting. No wonder they all died" ZEB PLEASE
•Kanan’s always so eager to fight like wtf calm down no wonder Ezra’s like this
•"Does yours do that?“
•"there is no friendship in war” AWWW THAT LOOK JAI GAVE EZRA
•Can Jai x Ezra be a thing? Jaizra?
•Ezra saying “karabast”
•"you lost your focus.“
"Well, dead guys are distracting!”
•Kanan getting super defensive at the term “our”, or just when Lando is with Hera
•the inquisitor gives the best death glares tbh
•his face transition when he was ordered to dispose of them omg, I think this is when Kallus starts to doubt and question the motives of the empire
•Chopper committing droid murder
•Everyone LOVES disobeying Hera’s direct orders, don’t they?
•wow, Ezra REALLY loves his vents
•"we’re in the middle of a tie-ght spot"
Jfc the things I come up with
•Hera calling Kanan “dear” and resting her hand on his chest omg
•the conflict on Kallus’ face when he saw Vader

The signs as Sonia Nevermind quotes
  • Aries: My femininity is hella boss!
  • Taurus: Please do not compare reality to contact lenses!
  • Gemini: Huh!? There are amusement parks in hell!?
  • Cancer: Jesus! Shit! You son of a bitch!
  • Leo: In my country, even a child in grade school can operate a tank, no problemo!
  • Virgo: Imbecile! I am not some woman with flexible legs!
  • Libra: Nagito...was problematic in many ways...
  • Scorpio: Wow! Just like a Japanese ninja!
  • Sagittarius: If you got penetrated by something so big and thick, you would die instantly!
  • Capricorn: When we held a hide and seek tournament at the royal library, I nearly died because no one could find me.
  • Aquarius: Is it where hip youngsters wear feather fans and tight clothes as they dance their go-gos and lambadas!
  • Pisces: God damn it all to hell!
What Are You Afraid Of?-Stiles Stilinski

Teen Wolf Imagine:#3 Prompt:#87

Word count:1,227

Warnings: Talk of fears

A/n: So I wanted this to be up yesterday but I went to my moms for the day to help get ready for my sister’s birthday party today but it’s now 5:15am and I have finished this, hopefully I will finish the next one tonight when I get home from the party. I had no idea where it was going until I finished writing it, so I hope you enjoy it. (The response on the Brett imagine (and even the Isaac one) has been amazing. Remember you can request things, or just message me to tell me what you think about an imagine, I always enjoy opinions.


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