1. “Thats my phone”
2. “Why do you have my bra in your hand?”
3. “I don’t feel so good”
4. “You mean everything to me….”
5. “You lost your ring?….”
6. “Great now the fire alarm is going off”
7. “You mean to tell me that you ate all my food?…”
8. “How dare you use me when you knew i loved you….”
9. “Forget it”
10. “Maybe wishes do come true after all
11. “Maybe soulmates are a thing”
12. “Lets go travel the world”
13. “Can we sleep under the stars?”
14. “I saw you sitting alone and thought you would use some company”
15. “Are you seriously horny right now?”
16. “Whats with the cheesy pickup lines?”
17. “Nooo! They belonged together”
18. “Your jealous over my celebrity crush?”
19. “Could i maybe get your number?”
20. “How about a date?”
22. “Was it really worth it?”
23. “Yeah well now you’ve lost me”
24. “Let me help you goddammit”
25. “Stop being stubborn and come cuddle me”
26. “You drove here at 2 in the morning to come and get cuddles?”
27. “Soooo…..what now?”
28. “I thought you locked the door”
29. “This is going to be the end of me”
30. “You are going to be the death of me”
31. “Your just another player and its game over for us”
32. “You’re seriously a man-child”
33. “I want you. Only you”
34. “Do you belive in love at first sight?”
35. “Im so stupid. I fell for my best friend”
36. “Its cute when you blush”
37. “Back off”
38. “Is there a reason your crawling threw my window?”
39. “Thats a cute laugh. I like it”
40. “Move in with me?”
41. “I guess this is it…”
42. “It wasn’t supposed to happen like this”
43. “You owe me 10 bucks”
44. “Can you bring pizza and beer”
45. “What did that asshole do to you?”
46. “What did you do?”
47. “Ewww thats gross”
48. “Stick that toung out again and i will cut it off”
49. “Im not crying. Theres something in my eye”
50. “Wow. Your stupid”
51. “Did i fucking stutter?”
52. “You should leave”
53. “Dont mind me”
54. “Nice moves love”
55. “What a dumb idea. Im in”
56. “Can someone shoot him?”
57. “Don’t say a word”
58. “Shit, thats hot”
59. “I dont care”
60. “You need to leave”
61. “Fuck off”
63. “Do you even love me?”
64. “I think i just fell in love”
65. “I cant do this anymore”
66. “You’re so whipped”
68. “I fall in love with you more and more ever day”
69. “Your all i have left”
70. “Care to dance?”
71. “Please. Just dont”
72. “Im sorry”
73. “I said im sorry what more do you want!”
74. “You cant just sit there all day”
75. “You can lock yourself away from everyone else….but please dont push me away”
76. “You can’t banish me!! This is my bed too”
77. “Talk about awkward”
78. “If you die. I’ll kill you”
79. “That dosn’t make sense”
80. “Just smile. I just really need to see you smile right now”
81. “How funny. You think i care”
82. “Tell me what’s happened. Why have we changed”
83. “I don’t even know you anymore.”
84. “Do you really need all that candy?”
85. “Don’t yell at me”
86. “Good thing i didn’t ask for your opinion”
87. “She’s hiding behind the sofa”
89. “He’s respectable. But you know, a little dodgy”
90. “Your too good for this world”
91. “Only if you give me a piggy back ride”
92. “Let’s build a fort”
93. “Wait, you like me?”
94. “Wait….is this a date?”
95. “If i did anything right in my life, it was falling in love with you”
96. “Listen i really dont like you but you hsve a puppy so im going to be over a lot”
97. “I desere an explanation. I desereve an acceptable reason”
98. “You can hate me. You can dislike me. But why cheat on me?”
99. “Your hair is so soft”
100. “I thought it’d be less hurt if i left now. But it turn out i was wrong. I promise ill never leave again”
Suggest who you would like it to be with and what number/s. Stay groovy 😎
A/N wow who knew my titles could get even shittier. okay so i dont wanna be like slacking all the time, and i know i said this fic would be up last week but my mental health has been absolutely shit so im sorry. anyway 90% is dialogue and its pretty shit but yeah here you go i guess. im lowkey proud and my goal for this fic is 300 notes (i got 280 on my last one so far). if you like please like/ reblog and send me prompts!!!
excessive dialogue, minimal editing, lots of praise, fluffy smut, riding, friends to lovers, mentions of kickthesticks oops
Dan walked around the cafeteria in his worn out converse and ripped jeans, trying to spot which table his friends were at today. As usual they were in the very corner of the cafeteria, all huddled together and laughing. Dan sat between Byrony and Phil as soon as he reached the table. Once he placed his school lunch down on the sticky table Phil instinctively wrapped a protective arm around his best friend’s waist. Phil didn’t know it, but Dan had a huge crush on him, anyone who met them definitely knew. Thats why their friends made fun of them constantly, because Dan had told them his obvious secret.
“Tone down the PDA mate,” PJ laughed from the other side of the table.
“Oh shut up PJ, you’re just jealous because you don’t have someone you can do this with,” Phil shot back. PJ just scoffed and Dan giggled, leaning into his friends touch.
“As if, Chris clearly wants PJ to fuck him,” Dan said without thinking.
“Dan! You said you could keep a secret you dick head!” Chris blushed violently and hid behind his own hands.
“Wait what?!” PJ exclaimed as if it wasn’t obvious. Everyone laughed except for Chris, who was still hiding. PJ took Chris’s hand from his face and held it while whispering something that no one else could hear.
“Oi, tone down the PDA mate,” Phil mocked.
“Oh shut up Phil,” Byrony but in, “So how long have you and Dan been together Phil?” Dan blushed and hid in Phil’s side. If they kept making jokes like this Phil would find out soon, and he couldn’t have that, it would ruin his friendship with Phil.
“Come on ass hat. You all know were not together and never will be,” Dan remarked.
“Mhm sure honey,”
Later that day they were all going out to a movie, Dan had a backpack with a blanket and “secret” snacks to sneak in for him and Phil. Knowing them, they’d end up putting away the arm rest in the theater and cuddling while wrapped in the blanket, no matter what movie it was. Dan found it as his own personal heaven and suggested movie nights each week months ago. It was his only way to get the physical affection he craves and not be teased by Peej.
“Hey Phil, do you want to come over tonight? My mums not home, we could stay up all night.” Chris asked waiting in line for their tickets.
“Sorry mate I’m already going to Dan’s tonight.”
“Yeah to fuck!” Peej laughed at his own dumb adolescent joke. Byrony giggled and nodded her head.
“You aren’t funny dick, we’re just friends!” Dan defended.
“You literally sat in Phil’s lap on the way over here,” Byrony said while giggling more, “And he played with your hair!”
“Thats what friends do!”
“Uh huh sure”
During the movie Dan had somehow migrated into Phils lap again. Phil was playing with his hair with one hand and rubbing agonizingly slow circles on Dan’s hip with the other. Dan had no clue how Phil did this and still somehow payed attention to the movie. The entire time he buried his head in Phils neck and he was imagining fucking Phil. He knows its wrong to think about these things while he’s in his best friends lap but he cant help it.
Slowly Dan started to grow hard, he shook his head and tried to think about anything else. grandma grandma grandma.
“You okay babe?” oh yeah, another thing, they always called each other babe and baby, but they’re just friends mind you.
“Mhm just tired,” Dan faked a yawn and snuggled farther into Phil’s neck.
“Go to sleep then, I’ll carry you out to the car later and wake you up when we get back to your house.”
“Mmk darlin, night.” Although Dan was faking the yawn he was quite tired, and he wanted to stay up late tonight. He decided it was best to just stick with the lie and go to sleep on Phils chest.
Dan was currently snoring lightly on Phil’s chest and muttering something incomprehensible while being carried out to the car.
“Oi, wake princess up,” Chris snickered.
“I’ll just sit him on my lap and buckle him in with me. Let him sleep asshole.”
“You know he likes you right?” Byrony stated matter of factly.
“Yeah right, stop joking guys, you know I like him, theres no need to get my hopes up,” Phil scoffed and sped up towards the car.
Their three friends shook their heads behind him. Dan and Phil would find out eventually. Right?
“P-Phil,” Dan said lightly while tightening his grip on him. Phil thought that Dan had woken up so he responded with a small “hm?” but got no response. They had just dropped off Byrony and now were heading towards Dan’s house. Since Phil didn’t get an answer he just assumed Byrony slamming the door woke up Dan for a split second.
That was until Dan grinded against Phil’s thigh. Phil felt a surge of arousal shoot through his body. Dan did it again and Phil gasped. Dan opened his mouth to moan again but Phil quickly covered his mouth. He couldn’t believe this. His best friend, not to mention his crush, was having a wet dream. In his lap. In the back of their friends car. Moaning Phil’s name! Phil debated waking him up, or just waiting until they got home and ignoring the whole situation. His awkwardness decided the second option was best.
Only seconds later Dan was grinding again and panting against Phil’s hand which was still covering his mouth. Phil prayed to every god he could think of that this car ride would be over soon because he was starting to get hard under his sleeping friend. He knew that he shouldve moved his hands from where they were on Dan’s hips because he didnt want to invade his friends space during a dream like this. Phil’s self conscious had a different idea though and moved his hands somewhere worse. Dan’s plump ass. He knew it wasnt right but he couldnt fight his instincts. Dans grinding slowed, but only so that he could push back into Phil’s hands.
Phil squeezed hard and Dan’s eyes shot open.
“Oh no,” Phil whispered almost completely silent.
“Okay guys, we’re here.” Peej announced from the front seat, “See you guys Monday. Have a good weekend.”
Dan slowly and cautiously crawled out of Phils lap, careful to hide his hard on from his friends as they said goodbye. When Chris and PJ pulled out of Dan’s drive way Dans mouth failed to make a sound even though he opened it.
“I’m so sorry Dan! I dont know what i was thinking but you were grinding on me- and- an- and you moan- moaned my name! My body was just reacting I’m so so so sorry!!” Phil spat out quickly.
“Hey, ba-Phil, don’t worry, its okay, I lik-” Dan paused and didnt finish his thought, “Lets just go inside. We dont have to talk about it if you dont want to okay babe- Phil.”
“Oh god I’m so sorry for making things awkward I didnt mean to but you kept going and oh god im so sorry-”
“Has anyone ever told you that sometimes you need to shut up Philly?”
“Make me,” Phil shot back but instantly regretted it. “Oh my god I didnt mean t-”
He was cut off by Dan’s lips against his.
“Do you really think you touching my ass bothered me? You even said yourself that i was moaning your name idiot.”
“Shh,” Phil joked and grabbed Dans hand. The kiss had boosted Phil’s self confidence, and he thought back to what his friends said about Dan having a crush on him. “How about we go up to your room baby? We can handle the little problem I have and sort our relationship out afterwards.”
“O-okay,” Dans usually dominating voice was small and timid now. He led Phil into the house and tugged his hands up the stairs. He wasnt leading because Phil didnt know where to go, of course he did, but because Phil was going at the slowest pce possible so that Dan would have to wait. “Please Phil, come onnn~” he whined.
Once they reached Dans room he flung the door open. “Calm down baby, you’ll get what you want if you wait.”
“But I want you now-” Dan was going to continue complaining like a child but he was cut off by a kiss.
Phil pulled away and smirked,“Thats pay back for cutting me off earlier dick.”
“Philly! No cussing!”, he playfully hit him on the chest. He was glad that his crush changed nothing. Hell, him grinding on his friend while having a wet dream changed nothing. They were still best friends and this moment made that clear to Dan. Phil smiled goofily at him and leaned in again, only to end up kissing Dan’s cheek though because Dan moved at last minute. Dan giggled and did it again when Phil attempted another kiss.
“Oh whatever babe, now come on, I wanna kiss you more.”
“Hmm- Nope.” Dan slid out of Phil’s grip and giggled as he ran across the room and leapt onto his bed. Phil chased after him, laughing also. He sat down next to Dan and just gazed at his friends eyes.
“You’re so gorgeous Dan,” he said as he reached out and cupped his face, “Can I kiss you again?”
“I dunno can you?” Dan teased. Phil rolled his eyes and leaned in slowly. Their lips collided and Dan swore he could feel his heart beating out of his chest. It all seemed so real, Phil’s hand in his hair, Phil’s lips on his own. Quickly he became paranoid. Even though they had this moment of goofing around would their friendship change after tonight? Would they end badly? Apparently Phil could hear him thinking because he pulled back.
“Dan, baby calm down. We can stop if you want, we dont have to do anything. We can even pretend this never happened if thats what you want. I would never do anything to hurt you love.”
“I’m just scared- I want you though, now come here again,” They kissed at Dans pace and soon Dan leaned back and rested his head against the pillows. “Will you touch me? Please? I dont care what you do. Just please-”
“Of course princess. Can I straddle you?” Dan nodded and Phil climbed into his lap. He lowered his hands down to Dan’s sides and looked up for consent before putting his hands under Dan’s shirt. It was all so intimate, Dan couldnt help but moan at the light little touches running up and down his chest.
“Please- just give me more please baby I’ll do anything.”
“We’re gonna go slow okay? Just wait and you’ll get what you want.”
Phil took Dans shirt off after asking if it was okay and slowly started to kiss over his chest. “You’re so pretty, have such a nice chest and a lovely stomach.” He pinched Dan’s side in a joking manor and smiled up at the giggling boy.
Dan blushed and looked away,“Oh come on youre just saying that,”
“I know you just found out I fancy you, but ever since we met I have thought that. Youre truly breathtaking Dan, and if youll let me I’d really really like to touch you right now.” He kissed down Dans stomach, closer and closer to his pant line.
“Plea-” His plead was cut off by a loud moan as Phil kissed his dick through his skinny jeans. “More. More More More Please!”
Phil unzipped Dans skinny jeans and started to pull them off. They got stuck at mid thigh and Dan burst out laughing. “Stop laughing you dick!” That only made him laugh more. Phil silenced him though by mouthing over Dan’s briefs. Dan gasped as soon as he felt the warm sensation through his underwear and Phil could feel his friends cock twitch.
“How far do you wanna go love?”
“Can- I- um-” Phil was sliding Dans skinny jeans off fully as Dan was attempting to speak.
“Can you fuck me?” Dan said in one breath. Phil smiled up at him while he took his own shirt off.
“How about you ride me? That way you can control the pace baby. Does that sound nice?” Dan glanced at Phil’s exposed chest and was only half listening when he nodded. “Have you ever prepped before? If you know what im trying to say…” Phil stared down at his feet and blushed as he was saying this. Dans confidence had shot through the roof with all of the compliments Phil was giving him so he decided to go with his cocky response.
“Of course I have, I did this morning in the shower. Thinking about your nice thick cock. I want it everywhere. In my hand, in my mouth, in my ass.” Phil groaned and hurried to take off his own skinny jeans while Dan kept going. “I even did after school too, before the movie. I was thinking about you touching me the whole time. Thinking about your fingers trailing all up and down my chest. Thinking about your lips nipping at my neck-” he was cut off by Phil doing just that. He left a love bite right above his shoulder and then carried on with more all over Dan’s neck. He left one right below his jaw, one on his collarbone. Anywhere he could reach.
“So I dont have to stretch you then?” Phil laughed in a teasing way and asked Dan where he kept the lube.
“Be-bed side table-” Dan blushed as Phil pulled Dan’s boxers down.
“Hm? Why are you so nervous? What else am i going to find?” He said casually as he slipped off his own boxers and reached for the drawer.
When Phil opened the bed side table he expected pornos, or the pair of joke hand cuffs PJ got Dan last christmas. But not all of these. No. He would never guess that dan would have these.
Lets just have a run down of what exactly Phil was looking at. A drawer full of bright pink and purple dildos. And vibrators. And lacy panties. Black ones to be specific. And two bottles of empty lube and one fairly empty bottle of lube. His jaw dropped as his picked up a huge vibrator. Phil would say that hes a pretty big guy down there but this fucking vibrator was at least ten inches.
Dan hid behind his hands as Phil examined all of the different vibes and such.
“Hm.. maybe we’ll have fun with those later, but for right now I think I’ll just have you ride me.” He smirked again cheekily and Dan just rolled his eyes and grabbed the last bottle of lube and a condom.
“Shut up and turn over so I can ride you, you dick,” he said as he rolled the condom onto Phils dick.
“Oh look at Mr.dominant coming out. Who wouldve guess you’re dominant with all of those toys in there?” Phil snickered at his own joke but Dan just hit his chest and shut him up with a kiss.
Since Dan was acting so needy Phil decided it was best to just get on with it. So he had Dan straddle him and positioned his cock right at Dan’s entrance. As Dan slowly sunk down onto the tip of Phil’s dick they both groaned. Phil had to try with all his might to keep his needy teenage body from bucking up into Dan.
“Oh god- can I go further?” Dan asked.
“Of course you can doofus.”
Dan tweaked his nipple for that comment; which was simultaneously causing pain and pleasure for Phil. He began to go further, taking in an inch at a time and pausing to groan and take a breath. It was pure agony for Phil to just sit there completely still so he tried to distract himself with praises for Dan.
“Good job baby boy, you take me so well, look so good like that.”
While Phil let these praises out Dan had nothing to do but gasp and moan. When he finally got all of Phil’s cock inside him Phil stopped with the praises and instead bit all over Dan’s neck again. The love bites from earlier were already starting to fade since they were nothing more than a little nip, but Phil was determined to leave a mark this time. He sucked and pulled at the skin with his teeth, pulling away only a couple times to kiss over the freshly bruised skin. When he was done leaving a bright red mark Dan was panting and pleading him to let him move.
Of course Phil immediately told him to go whenever he was ready so Dan began bouncing up and down. Even though Phil knew Dan was a virgin he guessed by all of the sex toys that Dan was used to having something up his ass.
“Please Phil, its not enough, I need you to fuck up into me~”
Phil listened and started to thrust up at the same time that Dan was coming down. He knew he found Dans prostate because Dan gasped and went even faster at the same angle.
“God baby you look so good, fucking yourself so good. Can’t wait to see your pretty face when you cum.”
These little comments only seemed to spur Dan on more, but soon it was too much and he was completely wrecked. He lifted himself up off of Phils cock and laid next to him.
“Phiw- is too much- need you to fuck me, m’ legs are too tired…”
“Of course they are you lazy oaf,” after his remark Phil got right to it. He slid his cock right back into Dan and started to thrust back and forth. He could see Dan getting needier by the second, begging for more and blushing and gasping. Phil was entirely blissed out by all of the sounds Dan was making and by how good it felt.
“Do you think you can cum untouched baby?” Dan nodded fiercely and moaned at the though of it. He reached behind Phil and pulled him down closer by his neck.
“Fuck- Phil I’m getting close-”
“You look so good baby, I bet you’ll look stunning when you cum. Begging for more, youll look so perfect.” Dan moaned at his words and started to grind back against Phil movements. Phil found Dans prostate again and pounded into it relentlessly, still letting little praises come out. “Such a good boy. Take me so well. You feel so good.”
Dan writhed on the sheets beneath Phil and clenched his sheets tight with both fists. “I need you Phil- need to kiss you.” Phil obliged and leaned down to kiss the needy boy beneath him while keeping the same speed.
“Are you going to come baby boy?”
Dan groaned and released as a response. He felt as if he was floating for a second. His vision got blurry as he released white streaks all over him and his best friend. When Phil saw the completely blissed out face of Dan he locked eyes with him and released inside the condom.
As Phil pulled out Dan found himself feeling empty. Even though some of his toys were huge, none of them felt that good. Phil reached over to Dan’s bedside table and grabbed some tissues that were obviously there for this reason.
“No- no talking now please. Jus’ some cuddles please?” Dan looked up with a pleading, almost innocent look and Phil just couldnt resist. He threw out the tissues and the condom and laid next to Dan. Dan instantly wrapped his legs around Phil’s waist and arms around his neck and kissed him swiftly on the cheek. “Night cutie, we’ll talk in the morning over some pancakes and tea okay?”
me earlier today all innocent hope and bright eyes like ‘wow, i’m so excited i’m gonna hear yoonmin harmonizing yoongi’s rap in spring day live! i bet it will sound great’ like,, Honey,,,,,,,, you didn’t even know what they would do,,,,,how they would casually lean on each other looking like some goddamn star-crossed lovers,,,, how fucken d**d you’d be rn,,,,,,,
BTS Reaction when their mate is looking at pups and they get jealous
(lmao long ass title xD)
Jin: “Ah babe look at me, am I not cute enough for you?
*starts to do aegyo poses*
“See you can pet me like this, trust me I have much smoother fur”
Namjoon :He is jealous but can’t show it as he is the Alpha.
“Babe I know you may like them and all but at the end of the day you should only pet me, okay?”
Tries to distract you so that you don’t look at the pups again. Shifts into wolf form and lies on your tummy and doesnt budge.
(notice me baby!!!)
Suga : *straightaway tells you he doesnt like it*
“Babe if you really like to look at pups that much then I am more than willing to make some for you. I can sense that you are ovulating.”
Hoseok : *salty about it*
“Babe why wouldnt you look at me. What are you looking at? Really babe. You are missing all of this” *points at his body* “for this?” *points at the puppy pics* Ahh nono come on let me show you what you have been missing on.
Jimin : *adores the puppies together with you cause he is an angel*
“Ah but babe look at their paws.”
*laughs while falling from the sofa*
“I’m fine but look at this video. They are so silly”
Taehyung: *stands at the door frame*
“I sense that you now have motherly feels. I guess the ancestors have a way. So now let’s start shall we?. What do you mean you are on your period. Woman a period can stop nothing but a sentence.”
Jungkook : “Oh really babe now you think that was cute. Wait until I show you who the aegyo king really is.”
“How is this cute for you? I know this is not a competition but why cant you just agree that I am better than those kids. They can’t even growl yet. Oh wow now you find that cute”
YES i'm hype. okok so how do you think connor and evan would react to you sending them nudes? lmao
((( IM GONNA DO A SMUT OF THIS LATER PROBS W CONNOR )))
ALSO THIS IS KINDA DIRTY IM SORRY FOLKS
you guys sending nudes to each other wouldnt be an “out of the blue” thing. like i feel it would almost be expected. but the first time it happens connor is totally the one to start it.
- probs be coming out of the shower and have a towel wrapped around his torso
- he would open up his snapchat (which he really only got to send scandies to you)
- would take a risky pic of his v-line and water droplets on his skin
you would be studying and then get the notification. you would open it and be all excited to see ur bf’s cute lil face buT BAM ITS A RISKY PIC
- you would screenshot it tho lol
- you would strip down to ur bra and take a cute pic
connor would get it and open it instantly. he would do the thing where he bites onto his thumbnail while smiling, looking at it.
he would toss his wet hair out of his face and send u more pics. but each time it gets a little more scandalous. and then it would just get to the point where you are both nakey and sending vids of you … doing stuff
- now its just a thing that u do when u get new cute underwear
- connor has an entire folder on his phone just dedicated to your nudes
- sometimes he doesnt even look at them to get off
- he just looks at them and is like “wow… she hot”
i feel like evan wouldnt have been sexually active until you guys had sex for the first time. so after you guys do it, he just lowkey expects you to come over whenever he is in ~the mood~. but you are like “evan??? i cant be here all the time???” and he gets all pouty
- so you try to teach him how to touch himself but he cant do it when hes alone
- like he tried looking at magazines but didnt like that he didnt know the women and felt like he was cheating on you w them
- and hes too scared to watch any adult films online
- so u just resorted to sending him nudes whenever he needs them
- like u would just get a text w an emoji or a code word (lol u guessed it) and that means that it is NaKeY tImE
- his fave would be when u would take vids of your chest and do a lil panoramic view
- after a while he would stop asking for vids and pics bc he would have so many just in their texts but he would still text u the code word bc he just wants you to know
i made this new friend recently and we're getting along so well!!!
wow, thats great!
wow, thats great, from what you just said i can obviously tell you are having a much better time with them than you ever had with me and you dont need me anymore, i am a burden and i should never talk to you again
Stay strong!!! Dont stop making content we need u more than ever lets make it throught this
after the crazy storm today, man, i wish all 101 the best and the top 11, despite the fact that not all, or not even 2 members of nu’est made it :( i also hope that minhyun, baekho, ren, and jonghyun maintain the recognition that they deserve and get the most out of everything after what they have been through! even aaron lol even though idk where he’s hiding lol come out pls
also i wish i can provide more new content for you guys to watch but i’ve been busy, i’ll try to finish up sat practice hw earlier this weekend in order to sneak in some time to make videos. however, if i cannot make it in time, i’ll reblog the vids i’ve made already on this blog for the next couple days! stay strong everyone, please keep supporting nu’est no matter what happens! ❤
why do aces want to be part of a group that very clearly doesnt want them to be there? like imagine a lil group of people desperately trying to befriend another group of people cause wow look at these Cool Kids even tho the other group is obviously uncomfortable with these outsiders? im just.. why? theres nothing in common between these two groups however the kids from the first group have a lot of common with eachother and vice versa! why cant these two groups stay seperate? whats wrong with that? i dont understand ace inclusionists
i didnt specify it but i meant cishet aces. non cishet aces are totally welcome in the community. i just dont think asexuality is inherently lgbt
-im not saying jihoon goes on the deep web but im saying he goes on the deep web :))))))))))))))
-he’s fucking infamous there
-nobody fucks with him
-he’s only known as woozi and nobody knows his real name
-he’s tiny and T E R R I F Y I N G
-do you know how many times he’s hacked into big corporations and leaked information just because someone would pay him for it
-y’all dont fuck with jihoon
-he sounds like an awful person but pLS LET ME EXPLAIN
-turns into the mr krabs meme any time someone mentions anonymous or hacking in general
-he mostly just hacks for the money honestly
-he doesnt even spend any of that money on himself
-he just spoils the fuck out of his friends and pays for his uni stuff
-he is such a sweet precious baby in real life but he’s so cold hearted online what a loser i love him
-the reason he joined the team was bc of seungcheol
-seungcheol went to uni with him and they were close friends!! seungcheol knew everything about him except that jihoon was a hacker
-lol syKE SEUNGCHEOL KNOWS EVERYTHING
-how else does he manage this team of actual children smh
-so tl;dr he manages to convince jihoon to join the gang and now hacking for the gang is his full time job :’)))))))))
-he doesnt go with the boys on missions but he stays back and watches them from security cameras and talks to them through mics
-probably does homework while doing so tbh
-”ok jihoon what do i do next?”
-”hm? wait i don’t know what’s happening my glasses are fogging up”
-”I TOLD YOU STOP EATING RAMEN DURING MISSIONS”
-before he even joined, the entire team knew about him and not just from seungcheol
-tbh they were all terrified of him at first bUT THEY REALIZED HOW SMOL AND FLUFFY HE WAS AND HE BECAME THE GROUP’S NEW BABY
-cringes xtra hard when he sees the boys doing something in a way he wouldnt personally do
-like, he understands there are different ways of doing things but being a hacker and doing things the same way over and over again, using the same techniques to solve everything stuck with him and it makes him feel icky and anxious when he sees the boys do something that he wouldnt
-cares about his dumb spy children so much ;-;-;
-hansol is such a terrified lil baby and jihoon has to always comfort him
-”jihoon im gonna have a panic attack”
-”no youre not, it’s ok”
-”you cant even see my face how do you know iT’S OK”
-”i can see your face in the corner of the camera and wow u look ugly”
-”STOP ATTACKING ME I WANNA GO HOME”
-hansol proceeds to run off and steps on a trap
-jihoon cringes and slams his head on the table
-save him from these idiots
-honestly he’s the true mastermind
-seungcheol is like half a mastermind and the other half is an edgelord™️
-cue jihoon’s eyeroll
-”hoshi if you touch my hair one more time im gonna send a swat team to your house”
-”are u still salty i didnt let u sit on my lap :((((((((“
-”i diDnT WaNNa sIT oN uR LaP”
-one time hoshi broke his arm so he wasnt allowed on missions so during the entire time he was forced to stay home, he’d go over to jihoon’s and he’d make jihoon sit on his lap while he hacked
-”woah hoshi shut up and let me hack”
-”ur feisty ;))))”
-”im going to abandon this team, move to alaska and change my name to whore-rito do you want that”
-”i luv me some whore-rito”
-the member that’s most likely to be kidnapped
-so tiny and smol cant fight for his life
-reason #232847 of why he has bodyguards!meanie
-talks shit isnt ready to get hit
-falls asleep hunched over his desk all the time because he works to the point where he passes out :)))))
-seungcheol forces him to take breaks and if he doesnt convince him, jeonghan has to come in to pull a mom
-”honey, youre working yourself too hard, you should-”
-”gO AWAY MOM”
-ok now it’s the point of the au where i talk about where youre dating jihoon if that doesnt float your boat you can skiP IT
-you two met when he joined the team
-”hey jihoon meet y/n, they’re apart of the team now.”
-jihoon fell for you so hard what a dweEB
-youre in charge of most of the missions and jihoon worries over you a lot
-”hey jihoon maybe you shouldnt fuck around with the deep web anymore-”
-”maybe you shouldnt fuck around with your life anymore on those missions but you dont see me saying anything”
-he’s sososososo subtly caring towards you and it warms your lil heart aw
-he’s not much of a violent person but he’ll do anything to protect you dbsfvjdsfbdnfs
-being a hacker taught him something about keeping those who were close to you and throwing everyone else away
-and fuck you are so important to him
-god he would throw his life away for you in a heartbeat it’s so scary but you feel the same way and sdfildfjdf
-can you imagine if this lil bean gets kidnapped because someone didnt like what you were doing
-OR IF YOU GOT KIDNAPPED
-THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH THESE HANDS HE IS SUCH A STRONG FIGHTER????
-”jihoon when’d you learn how to fight”
-”*cue jihoon’s internal screaming bc he only fought so hard for you*”
-whenever you get hurt he wont let you leave his room until he makes sure youre ok again
-”jihoon i literally just got a bruise on my leg i-”
-”stOoOoooOP rEsIStINg yOurE ON ThE VerGe oF DeAtH”
-you like watching him hack but you dont get to often since youre off on missions all the time
-but on the rare times when you dont need to go, you like hanging back with jihoon and watching him do his thing
-he always looks so concentrated and determined and his soft features turn so tensed
-he clenches his jaw and it’s a bad habit but you find it so cute and dsfkbshdkfd
-the way he sounds so stern when talking to the boys just goSH IM MELTING
-hardwork with the occasional “babe can you get me some ramen”
-”jihoon if you dont fuckin help the boys istg”
-”I CAN HEAR THEIR SCREAMS THROUGH YOUR HEADPHONES”
-jihoon’s the type to eat cereal while watching the boys suffer